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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@realgirl_fieri There are too many passwords and it's a full time job to make them all unique.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
3 months
It’s heeeeere
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
New villain just dropped #netflix #jewishmatchmaking
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@Down2MarsGirl My mom once said "William needs to get married before he looks like his dad"
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@heyydnae This is like a full look into a super expensive eating disorder. I’m sad that not only is the world making this seem acceptable, it makes it seem *laudable and desirable*.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@TSnozzle Ah yes. Doing one thing once is the same labor required of a job.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@AshleyGWinter Yes!! I just started a book about this very thing
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@PeoplesOracle Should he have the maturity to not go on a show that ends in marriage when it seems all along he knew he wasn't ready for marriage? I don't think he discovered he wasn't ready along the way...
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@TSnozzle Well at least you’re here to be completely ignorant about her condition and shame her for trying to safely have a meaningful existence. You must feel so tough and smart!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@PeoplesOracle If you can’t tell the difference in their policies and the ways it will continue to ruin our country for decades to come (Covid being one major exception) then what can you even be told? You want 45 to pick more SCOTUS justices? Have a chance to kill off our federal bureaucracy?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@BlairBraverman @Remember_Sarah I need to call into work "Togo" because I can't stop thinking about him putting his paw on his owner's leg when he was too old to run
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@JamesGrayPoupon @chlojaramillo We rinse our tree off with a hose and let it dry outside before we bring it in— it removes the allergens. Most of the allergens (for me) aren’t the tree, but the mold, dust, etc gathered in transit, post-cut. This is the only thing that’s enabled a live tree in our house!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
Looks like we’ll find out who those anonymous crime panic twitter accounts belong to and I’m guessing that while they are everywhere, there aren’t 7500 of them.
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Cuneyt Dil
8 months
Scoop: Council member Charles Allen faces recall effort
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@tbridge777 Oh, they are building something that will bring the dead pets back to life??? That’s incredible for city infrastructure work! A real model for other cities.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@KimberlyNFoster Seems like it’s the husband doing the spending!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@GonzaloMusicOfc @Obsidian2_3000 @j_orge_ It’s also crazy to assume someone can’t also have a chosen family they live near and experience life with! Like good relationship with bio family or not this is a totally normal thing for most people.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
11 months
@DiningDrunkDC @BarredinDC This entire post is about how daycare is open and they are going on an adults-only outing?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
@ashishkjha You’re saying covid doesn’t damage the immune system????
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@StickDelScorcho @RollingStone hey there, COVID causes this type of lifelong syndrome. Even though you seem like a jerk, I hope you never get it.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@ModelAyshaMirza A reminder that calling people morbidly obese is hateful and inappropriate.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@JeromeAdamsMD @MayoClinic So you're saying we need an American equivalent to the NHS?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@TSnozzle You don’t even have the gall to retweet her. Screenshot hero.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@lionesspike People keep acting like Shiv was smart and cunning all along but she wasn’t? She was constantly getting outsmarted and trusting the wrong people.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@kristinaEBP @karamcnair False. There are incredibly few options for refundable tickets and they are out of reach for many, cost-wise. Companies should be flexible during an *ongoing pandemic*.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@Derek_a_Franks I'm cautious but how do we know cases are rising? We don't have CDC numbers, wastewater isn't super localized. Any suggestions?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@AlecMacGillis The Starbucks chose to close rather than acknowledge a staff union….
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
@chronicallybeee I’m a lobbyist whose entire job is seeing people face to face and building relationships. I mask around 50 hours a week as well— indoors at all times. It’s not as hard as people make it out to be.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@AngryBlackLady My mom once said (when he was younger) that he needed to get married before he looked more like his dad 🫠🫠
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@CDCDirector These are not common sense. Common sense would be to stay home while you're sick and wear a mask indoors. This is only common sense if you're bowing to political pressure from corporations.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@stormbringer420 @MissMargoPrice So you think people would be glad for folks who shoot out of towners under what circumstances? Spell it out for me. What type of “rioters”? January 6 rioters?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
11 months
@Lr_828 @SarasCrazyLife lol. Just because social security is set up as a ponzi scheme doesn't mean kids are paying for it but do you want to discuss what childfree folks pay for on behalf of parents? How much time do you have?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@mdwstdietcoke Man this is so sad on so many levels. Also the chemicals in SPRAY PAINT aren’t for children’s toys?????
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@mattbc The amount of time and energy I spend on the phone with CVS and Express Scripts is one of the biggest taxes on someone who is chronically ill. I'm sorry you're experiencing this.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@cmclymer Right??? Giving her a way to make up for the civil war debacle
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@pot8um I don't really feel like that's fair. There are plenty of reasons to want to dine out that don't involve being a jerk.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
5 months
@MoiraDonegan Learn the difference between DC and Washington please. Some of us are just living our lives.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@fredzannarbor @vanillaopinions Lol sorry you’ve never been here outside of an 8th grade school trip.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@DrJenGunter All of dieting?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@hiimbobbi Hope she goes on a podcast and goes on blast about Nikki
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@rdmetz @1929stockcrash Puppies that small aren’t separated from their mothers and wouldn’t be out walking the street. Looks like a “designer dog” which will die in 2 years.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@AshleyGWinter @acweyand Man I wish you lived near me. I’m still baffled that after years and years of RLS, the hematologist was so rude to me after giving me iron infusions, saying “I wouldn’t have ordered them for you”. Thank God my sleep doctor did!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@NYdelight @KimberlyNFoster Oh I’d say that’s common especially working as a public servant.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@naima Who is out here wearing their work clothes around the house? And their around the house (cooking, doing chores, etc) clothes into bed? NOPE
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@oucmecalling311 @CMCHenderson @SafeSidewalksDC @CMCharlesAllen @DCCarViolence @dccrimefacts @tomsherwood @DCDPW @DDOTDC I took a ride in a Lyft today and these were the outstanding tickets. Why don’t we require for hire licensing?!
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3 months
@bfishbfish Just got back from Portland and everyone made it sound like it would be a dystopian needle filled horror show but it was lovely?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@alanhenney So I think the takeaway is that you get engaged in a shootout and *still* have your car stolen. We need less guns all around.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@pot8um Correct, I don't think "a large portion" is fair. I'm sorry you saw so many jerks when you were in the service industry but I think it sells short why people want to dine out. Supporting local business, good food, socialization, etc etc etc
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@AndieYEG @offbeatorbit It can only be opened from the outside which means even if they came to the surface….
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Allison Cunny
9 months
@offbeatorbit live in a department store challenge?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@clhubes "Give us a million dollars for a house you've seen for less than an hour total and you've had to waive inspection, financing, appraisal contingencies and you get no idea what the surrounding area is like".
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
3 months
@Evan_Yeats @DCPoliceDept @MurielBowser Honestly these scooters are very dangerous and need to be regulated. The Mayor drops the ball on so many road safety measures but this is important.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@rollin_vip @DCTrikeMom @LaneSquattersDC @bikelane You were just on some other thread yesterday screaming about law and order and today you’re making excuses for antisemitism and breaking the law? GTFO here. The bully in this video is on CLEAR display and you’re embarrassing yourself with this statement.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
@RuffBuffet @jonfavs @farzyness I wear a mask all day every day to my job because I’m a grown adult and it’s not hard.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@_nomadic_soul The amount of people completely missing the point here prove why we will never see an earnest desire to find policy that reduces the number of elective abortions. All talking points and arguing; no nuance.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@joeyfox85 Why would anyone in a position of power trust their public health guidance if they demonstrate their suggestions aren’t necessary? It undermines their credibility and the issue is *literally* life or death; criticism is warranted.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
Enjoying a #spiritfree #SuperBowl and excited to try a few different booze free drinks and get a good night’s sleep tonight. H/t to folks like @PositiveDMG and @nahlikcj for showing that you can definitely enjoy life and sports without a drink! #notdrinkingtonight
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@JHWeissmann Why is it the job of workers to make whole a city’s tax base that’s outdated and a local government that can’t pivot or modernize to meet the city’s *actual needs* like building retail and affordable housing?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@Clean_Air_Club_ @EvanHandler is very covid cautious!!
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Allison Cunny
1 year
@TMZ @TooFab “We hear that you think we are tone deaf, but we are doing to show you that you’re wrong but doubling down”. Ugh this show has gotten so lame and corny. Too bad, they could have done something cool with Che.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@chronicallybeee I had no idea he had kids but nice blame shifting on his part
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@hutchleah @yrfatfriend Ugh I keep having a hard time with this too. Would love to see masks at these events.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@MediumSizeMeech Have you watched him on the Wine Show?! He is just as charming when not in character.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@mmoskvit @ChampagnePlants @DJOJ @daveanthony Restaurants don’t want to raise prices so some put it as a fee with very obvious disclaimers. Why are you so whiny about this? It’s perfectly normal.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@JakeSwearingen Not enough money TBH
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@anylaurie16 If she cared about the safety of her fans she wouldn’t be hosting nightly super spreader events while Covid continues to ravage but folks aren’t ready for that convo…
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
2 years
@nicmartinezva @lguide The removal of seating has nothing to do with events in the space; it was a decision to remove seating so the unhoused couldn't sit there.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
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@MaxwellFrostFL @mikeallen @axios @HansNichols Is 2024 the year the media learns that some of our brains function differently than others and that means we need notes and reminders?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@JoePompliano @rookmatic @TheRock Seems to ignore that his dad was a big time wrestler…
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@AliceinDCland I’m also begging them to stop making me watch ads every single time I want to play a crossword. I’m already paying to play!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
11 months
@hammeredheadpe2 @AJentleson John Fetterman is the fascist in this sentence? Loooool
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@tibortalks @BadVaccineTakes Wow. Amazing. Incredibly wrong takeaway. Just so bad.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@DeeLaSheeArt For sure. One of the best places to get real info on things like side effects from medicine!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
@unreMARKLEble I’m truly sad for you that this is how you spend your time
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@BovbjergMarit @lizziechad They feel much more appropriate for formal events like weddings.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
9 months
@Victoriamary Thousands Were Sailing deserves more love!
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
8 months
@RealGayArbys I also see people who are CFS advocates not taking precautions. I simply can't understand it.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
10 months
@LauraGMitchell Friendly reminder that you can’t tell by sight who is and isn’t able to withstand a mile walk without medical difficulties.
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Allison Cunny
5 months
@DC_Chander @ANC7D09 @DCPoliceDept @charlesallen Chander you’re the ANC there right? Have you invited him to do a safety walk like other ANCs have? Has he ignored your invitations?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@_moon_babes_ @GasolineJoy @BadVaccineTakes Nah kids get UTI’s and I had similar at that age. That’s the least suspicious part of this.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
1 year
@Derek_a_Franks It's so frustrating to have such little information. I am guessing bivalent is still best booster? Who knows. Govt says "good luck, suckers!"
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6 months
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@allisoncunny
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1 year
@RadioFreeTom I’m confused by the complaint here— people mislabeling fascism when discussing the patterns that lead to fascism (which we ought to identify and fight)?
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9 months
@heymrsbond I believe they did this because they know Swifties will buy all three versions of this issue in print. Triple the sales from a rabid, spend-heavy demographic.
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
6 months
@PeoplesOracle The damage another 45 administration would do can’t easily be undone and it’s not even remotely comparable to what we have now! Like, this is beyond bananas to even think that they’re similar. I know Trump Amnesia is a real thing but would you like me to remind you the stakes?
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@allisoncunny
Allison Cunny
7 months
@amandalhu I am a lobbyist and am wondering if, in addition to my mask, I should get some sort of educational lapel pin that lawmakers can see. “Chronically ill and avoiding COVID” or similar- any ideas where to get one?
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