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Alexis Jowski ♀️

@alexjowski

6 years

Fortnite sucks.

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2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok This incident happened last year, my niece and nephew go to that middle school. They left his body there in front of the school with students having to step around him. School offered no counseling to all the students that witnessed this.

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@dflanegan @inkstainedretch There actually is a chapter of Atlas Shrugged where it's the POV of an Orc. It's called "Afterword by the author."

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@realDonaldTrump You do know that a US Representative only represents their constituents in Washington, right? That they have no control over city/state government. How San Fran manages itself is not under the control of any member of US Congress. Doesn't seem like you knew this.

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@TheRightCant His ideas didn't really come from Darwin though. Mostly they came from Nietzsche, and a misunderstanding of Nietzsche at that.

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@TheLastDon222 @UN_C0MM0NCENTS @krassenstein -The Bible has MANY contradictions. -The Bible has not really predicted anything. -Crucifixion is recorded as existing as far back as 479BC, nearly 500 years before Jesus. -The Bible has nothing at all to do with modern technology.

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2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok The school wasn't put on lockdown and all the students leaving saw this guy in front just bleeding put with cops standing over him.

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4 years

@jaketapper The man will someday have a memoir as he is the one guy to write an official precedent to condemn Trump's fascism. Years from now attorneys will cite his decision in this case.

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6 years

@MootispawDanny @realDonaldTrump Whatever San Francisco is, that's the responsibility of the officials elected to govern San Francisco. Not a member of US Congress.

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3 years

@thedelitesite I'm going to guess that this image is not in the article because there is no logical reason to put a cup under the toilet seat.

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2 years

@pm_magictavern Not until there's an ad where this girl has a happy ending.

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3 years

@laurenboebert There has never been a shittier person representing the state of Colorado.

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5 years

@Rossgnewzealand @BluegrassPundit @mmpadellan @realDonaldTrump Witholding aide in exchange for investigating Biden... That's bribery, extortion, and an abuse of public office. Those are crimes.

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7 years

@CNN They care so much about the poor they're working hard to keep them in poverty-- because that's only a state of mind anyway.

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7 months

@MovieHooligan Apparently NOT dying in traffic is "woke"?

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4 years

@laurenboebert Assault weapons SHOULD be banned. They should have been banned a long time ago. There is no reason for a civilian to need one of these.

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump #TrumpShutdown . It's your doing. Own it.

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@alexjowski

10 years

@RealShigeruM How about Luigi kissing Link? Would that be okay?

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump You can't even tweet birthday wishes to a late president without finding a way to make it all about you.

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Alexis Jowski ♀️

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6 years

@seewhatsnext @netflix I'm only at a billion so far. Still have a ways to go I guess.

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1 year

@TheRightCant Prisons are still paid for with taxes though.

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7 years

All #FlatEarth "proofs" are simply pictures, captioned with an idea of "I don't understand how to research, so the Earth is flat." That's not science. That's ignorance and stupidity. That's why Flatearthers are a joke.

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11 months

Because Twitter is a goddammit disgusting mess. My feed is full of these transphobic ads from PragerU. Muskrat ruined this place.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Do you constantly blame the previous administration and get angry about their shortcomings because your own administration has achieved nothing worth being proud of?

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6 years

@realDonaldTrump You...

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1 year

Joe Bob: "Issa Lopez directed Mexican Sesame Street" Movie: Here is a stuffed tiger leading a little girl to the corpse dumpster where her dead mother is. #TheLastDriveIn

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2 years

@HollyBriden My mom dragged me to too many pro-life rallies when I was that age. I don't share her views as an adult though.

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2 years

@RogerSeverino_ I must have missed when Hillary was president. Your "But her emails" argument involving Hillary and the Presidential Records Act only applies if Hillary was president.

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10 months

@Jerod_Frank Coconelon's main audience is babies. I guarantee that babies aren't thinking about "wokeness" or anything of the sort. It's colorful and happy and that's all a baby cares about.

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2 years

@ChudsOfTikTok Why even bring up Japan? Fetishes with gigantic breasts and lactation are not exclusively Japanese.

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1 year

This movie is so emotionally taxing. How either of these actors got through this movie without blowing their brains out is remarkable. #TheLastDriveIn

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7 years

@FoxNews @Lonegan Prayer prevents 0% of shootings.

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4 years

@laurenboebert Your expulsion... bring it on.

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3 years

Oh it's hilarious! Mike Lindell, facing criticism over his lack of evidence, is pulling a whole Jussie Smollett "I was attacked" routine. He's trying to "the dog ate my homework" his way out of his own #CyberSymposium

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3 years

@laurenboebert Mostly because your guy didn't accomplish shit over there during his 4 years.

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3 years

@kiansimone44 This protest hasn't been "peaceful" for several weeks now.

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1 year

"Maybe this is where he keeps the mask of the sun god, Zeus." He was a god of THUNDER, you no-ass-havin' bitch! #TheLastDriveIn

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@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson

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1 year

This alligator has cleary developed a preference for cop meat. #TheLastDriveIn

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6 years

@goodreads "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect."

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7 years

@CHSommers @dcexaminer Well they were, once upon a time. When they were founded in 1971 by Civil Rights Lawyers, the organization had the most admirable intentions. But... a lot has changed since 1971.

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4 years

@laurenboebert Anyone with a high school diploma knows the difference between a treaty and an accord.

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1 year

"There's no killers or rapists around, are there?" Well, there are no rapists. It's not THAT kind of movie. #TheLastDriveIn

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1 year

You NEVER walk into a place called "Booger Alley." That's just asking for trouble. Even in movies that don't have giant alligators, you don't go walking into "Booger Alley." #TheLastDriveIn

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@alexjowski

10 months

@acidropOSY @TheRightCant It didn't. Pizzagate was a conspiracy theory. There wasn't an "expert" on Pizzagate. Nobody was ever "the one" to debunk Pizzagate because it was so obviously stupid and debunked by pretty much anyone with common sense.

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4 years

@thirdeyemafia @greenhousenyt @realDonaldTrump And you missed that dead people didn't vote in any state. This had been shown, with evidence. Meanwhile, these claims of voter fraud have zero evidence.

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11 months

@KTLA He has a name, you know. You could have mentioned that. I'm pretty sure that the guy doesn't want to only be remembered for one film that was made almost 40 years ago.

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2 years

@laurenboebert Because the method of self-defense has to be appropriate to the threat. You can't just go around shooting people and saying "self-defense!"

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1 year

So "Fall Break" is just that time of the year when drunk kids go and get frisky at abandoned beach resorts during the off-season? #TheLastDriveIn

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1 year

She just needs to laugh and say "Heinrich hits me harder" #TheLastDriveIn

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3 years

@scottEmovienerd Capn Crunch already outranks them and has leadership experience.

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7 years

@girlwriteswhat @WeWuzMetokur And considering that the vast majority of Metokur's output is commenting on YouTube lolcows, the "careers" he's destroyed are the exact same people you've accused of leeching off "hipster welfare."

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2 years

@An52034416An @RepMTG Out of all those modern inventions, guns are the only one specifically designed to kill. It needs to be regulated according to its purpose.

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7 years

@WeWuzMetokur I don't know your situation (or even want to), but oftentimes people have RL jobs and families and children that have no business becoming a part of someone's internet drama. So the idea of "self-doxing" is pretty offensive.

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4 years

@TIME A job is a job. Has she done anything extreme? I work for a retailer that still sells My Pillow. In that sense, I guess I have ties to the far right, which are about as thin as the ties this article is trying to create about this interpreter.

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9 years

The Academy randomly honors Spike Lee because of white guilt and panic. #Oscars

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7 years

@girlwriteswhat @WeWuzMetokur Asking for a name and a face from a person that posts YouTube videos that generally mock irrelevant internet b.s is pretty ridiculous.

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7 years

During the months that I've avoided the topic, it seems that #FlatEarth believers have done pretty much nothing. No science, no proof, just insane rants. Not even funny like they once were. Just sad, intellectually poor people. Earth isn't flat.

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3 years

@scottEmovienerd A letter Cleese wrote to a fan...

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6 years

This headline: "An East Texas woman caught on video mysteriously ringing a stranger's doorbell has been identified as a domestic violence victim who's been safely returned to her family." Needs clarification... "domestic violence" and "safely returned to her family" contradict.

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3 years

How did Cracked go from wonderful authors like @JohnDiesattheEn @brockway_llc @Seanbabydotcom @Soren_Ltd and many others to a simple clickbait list shit? I still follow all of those Cracked writers, their podcasts and their hot dog sites, etc. But how did it come to this?

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1 year

"The only ever thing I liked about the girl scouts was the boy scouts?" Girl, what about the cookies?! #TheLastDriveIn

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3 years

@laurenboebert You want the government to leave people alone. Yet you whine about wanting more government control of social media. You whine about wanting the government to control women's bodies. You want the government to determine what is taught in schools. You don't know what you want.

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6 years

@PressSec You know what's unacceptable? Every single thing you say and do.

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1 year

Boat dude dropping the history of Voodoo like he's got a degree in sociology or something. #TheLastDriveIn

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6 years

The whole James Gunn thing was dug up by Mike Cernovich - the disgraced conspiracy theorist "journalist" that gaslighted that whole 'Pizzagate' bullshit back in 2016.

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7 months

@FalconCards This looks bad. Politics aside, the card design and art are awful. The game design is baffling derivative and stupid. Also, you cannot copyright AI generates artwork.

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1 year

This mom is one more sleepless night away from searching the kid's room for wire hangers. #TheLastDriveIn

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6 years

@CNN @CNNOpinion Alyssa Milano is not an expert in this field. There exists, however, plenty of research by credible experts about whether 3D printed guns are a viable thing or not. A wikipedia entry on the topic is more knowledgable than Alyssa Milano.

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1 year

And this kid is watching his mom's snuff film. WTF?! #TheLastDriveIn

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2 years

@benshapiro I'm guessing that you've never watched or read a murder mystery before, because you don't seem to know the genre. Also "we" don't investigate a murder. The character in the movie do. "We" are just people watching a movie. There's no burden on the audience to solve it.

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1 year

I have been on my best behavior to avoid Twitter jail again just so I can tweet along with #TheLastDriveIn

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1 year

@VHUS_Podcast But they would have given him a gang of kids that helped him and learned a lesson about morals each week. And then cartoon John Wick pops up at the end of each episode like Sonic to say "Remember kids, don't play in abandoned refrigerators!"

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@RSBNetwork FORMER President Trump. Always to be former. He will not be reinstated nor will he be reelected in this year or any other year.

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7 years

@girlwriteswhat @WeWuzMetokur You know he relies on it? You've seen his tax returns?

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3 years

@laurenboebert Are you just making things up again? Cite one time that this happened.

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1 year

@mtgreenee Protect Trans Kids

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11 months

@ziadlabrini These seems incestuous and tacky.

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1 year

@JasonKPargin "This is a zero-effort thing." "This takes no effort." Later in the video: "Practice it in front of a mirror." But Jason, that's EFFORT.

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2 years

One year ago today I came out as trans. It's my anniversary.

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1 year

@bdaNFTriangle @krassenstein @bennyjohnson Trump is a bad person. He was a bad person before he became president and he will still be a bad person even after he's found guilty.

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3 years

@CHSommers I think that Marjorie Taylor Greene whining that having to wear a mask was just as bad as the Holocaust is far more delusional.

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1 year

@RepMTG Stop bringing up that one example you have as a reason to hate the whole community.

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1 year

"Well here's the source of your water problem. Seems you got one of 'dem portals to hell down here." #TheLastDriveIn

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3 years

@mtgreenee It is not a possibility. Any person in Congress advocating to break the Union shouldn't be a member of Congress.

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7 years

@CNN Stop talking about the shooter.

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2 years

Do you realize that the Super Mario Bros movie is turning 30 soon?

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2 years

#GoWokeGoBroke is trending again after snowflakes are wanting to boycott Hershey's for acknowledging that trans people exist. As a reminder no company that conservatives have boycotted for "going woke" has gone broke. In fact, these companies have thrived.

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@JamesMo19320924 @TheRightCant A button.

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@Pro1stAmendment You should probably read the indictment because you have no idea what you're talking about.

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4 years

@BrettGurewitz Bad Religion. My revolutionary ex-wife turned "Right" with age. We loved the same bands 15 years ago, but she's not on that wavelength now. Tried to get her to listen to "Age of Unreason" and she said it was just "goddamned Marxism."

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7 years

@Whyarepeoplesod @CNN Economic policies like allowing people with low income access to healthcare. How recklessly irresponsible.

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7 years

With all the drama in the world its good to see a show that's just polite people doing nothing. #TERRACEHOUSE

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6 years

#RosanneCancelled is not a "freedom of speech" issue. ABC has no legal obligation to give Rosanne a platform. Freedom of Speech does NOT equal Freedom from consequences. When one makes an ignorant, racist comment, there are going to be consequences.

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1 year

Samuel got Babashook! #TheLastDriveIn

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6 years

@BrettGurewitz I am. I'm not a punk band, but punk is what introduced me to critical thinking.

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2 years

@dbongino @laurenboebert Well, if Lauren Boebert is promoting it then it must be absolutely worthless.

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1 year

@JamesMo19320924 @TheRightCant Irrelevant to the topic at hand. What does a Teutonic cross have at all to do with Darwin? Or Nietzche? The same "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" from Nietzche with its ideas of "Ubermensch" also famously states "God is Dead." So not seeing any connection to Catholic symbolism there.

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I've seen enough exploitation to know that Joe Bob's not kidding about the waterfall bath. #TheLastDriveIn

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