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Girl Dad x 2 | Catholic | Financial Advisor at Wealth Coordination Partners *Tweets are not advice*

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Elrond explaining why they can’t afford to just have the Eagles fly them first class to Mount Doom
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Elrond putting together the Fellowship roster
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@IsaacLHarris People forget there are only like 12 teams. Does have the advantage of constant marquee/star matchups
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@CPat11 That girl has been indicted for criminal fraud because of that case
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@CitiusMag Aerodynamic half beard to reduce drag on the side of his face that is facing the ground. Levels
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@emnode I saw him at a cookout last weekend and he still won’t shut up about dying bc of one of those things
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@huntercoldcalls Hunter I started giving my toddler Ice baths but she still isn’t hitting her numbers on cold calls. Any advice for me? My family is starving.
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@CoachBeansTTU “Mobility” is doing a lot of work in that sentence
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@Mavs_FFL He literally did this to Ant
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@martino67_ Since when is North America part of America?!?!
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@kingDiaws Yeah Mavs really know nothing about the guy…
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@janecoaston Anything longer than 800m has the personality of an accountant
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@bengrossbg Our best player’s full time job is as a principal engineer at oracle and we still beat them
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@HeylKatme Elrond taking Gandalf at the Wizard position over Saruman to save cap space for the Ents only to have him die and come back stronger than ever:
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@HeylKatme “Elrond, this is Strider. He may seem like some random ranger from the North. Yes, he is in love with your daughter and yes, she is going to choose a mortal life because of him, but trust me on this one. Do you know who his dad is?”
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@HeylKatme Elrond explaining why they can’t just have the Eagles fly them first class to Mount Doom:
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@PlayoffShai2 Younger than Shai in his 2nd conference finals btw
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@CelticsUnite18 You left out a couple of matchups…
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@jacelala This exchange to that tweet of mine was something else too…
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@martinmbauer Imagine thinking caffeine and cocaine are a good comparison with similar effects
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@BarstoolNate Whoever introduced T-Pain to autotune should be tried at The Hague
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@LAClippers Foul on his back with the push. Foul on his arm. Completely missed the ball.
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@kingDiaws When Celtics fans find out KP played in Dallas:
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@loganallec Well that accounts for $8,320. Very interested to hear where the rest came from!
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@greenairvillain @CitiusMag I think there is a 0% chance it’s the actual reason but it’s funny
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@jordanbpeterson Your long form tweets are 1000x times better than your hot takes by the way
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@Crippled_Soul01 @InvertTheWing Tell me you have never watched Spurs without telling me:
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@Ballislife That turnover at the end, my word…
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@imbobswaget Montessori leaning is from the Montessori region of France. This just sparkling neglect.
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@jacelala Okay one more. @jacelala I borrowed the button analogy I had seen you use for this one.
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@NBCDFW Almost like they know their fan base
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@ScienceGuys_ Trick question, they all turned blue
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@ClutchPoints Luka and Jokic both say it’s Luka. so I think it’s Luka unless you are a fascist who hates democracy
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@JackPosobiec Live from Afghanistan it’s Saturday night!!!
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@ToLey88 Elrond explaining why they can’t just have the Eagles fly them first class to Mount Doom:
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@MikeAdxx Bro shut up they posted the same thing for Tatum 3 days ago
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Jayson Tatum is the 5th player in NBA history to lead their team in PTS, REB, & AST while reaching the Finals.
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@mhp_guy I asked my bank to do the same so I would have to grind harder
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@Unkle_K I do it for the side effects
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@hifromkyle I don’t say this often but I genuinely hope they go out of business.
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@verymoisturized Montessori leaning is from the Montessori region of France. This just sparkling neglect.
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@Cosm1cz @ChazzleDazzle37 “Our heat is different” my God that is sad. Have some shame.
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@TheAdvocateMag To be fair, I think there was a second one the first time
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@jonathanalter Not a single one from the law school
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@isaiah_bb Lisan Al-Baby
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@jacelala In case you were wondering if she ever got it…
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@JillFilipovic 4400 less abortions and 200 more infant death. You are mourning the death of 200 infants because they weren’t able to be killed in the womb along with 4200 other babies.
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@WaynesWorld20_ He’s been saying this the whole time. Feel free to bring an actual quote to the table. Or you can just lie
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@Thrones_Facts 1. He is great. 2. I have zero understanding in how not watching GOT helps #1
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@NateDuncanNBA We can’t possibly be watching the same sport
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@HeylKatme Elrond: “Would you rather get an arrow to the head or five to the chest and bleed to death?” Gimli: “Are those my only two options?”
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@JillFilipovic In other words, they hid infant deaths caused by abortion prior so total deaths rose as more babies were born
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It will never cease to amaze me how companies will to give a middle finger to their main audience to please the woke mob. RIP Cocomelon.
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@hubermanlab How could I possibly manage 6 completely different takeaways at the same time? Sounds exhausting.
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@TheSpursWatch Dembele and Alderweireld
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@redsteeze I understand people not understanding the irony of your tweets, but the amount of blue checks to call you out for ironically doing what they did unironically is shocking
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@Mavs_FFL Everyone who said him shooting it in practice was a waste can shut up forever
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@oohweehuman “No dunking? I’m sorry I didn’t realize I came to a WNBA water park. Probably explains the attendance”
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@avrilanche Cows in Montana don’t buy season tickets
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@HighyieldHarry It’s a whole “man behind the curtain act” They actually print each document, manually sign for each party, scan and upload every document.
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@jacelala It’s been a couple of months but that wasn’t even the worst part of the thread if memory serve me right 😂
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@poaster_ @bengrossbg No shot at his ability. My angle is that America is so damn good at sports that we don’t even have professional cricket here and we are winning on the world stage
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@getnickwright Hahaha that was great. “These are the things that are discussed. Do you make it a two possession game and a certain win? Or miss it and give them a chance?”
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@comradeshelbo @WhitneyWasko “Housing should be free and universal.” “We should take away people’s housing that I don’t like.” This is fake compassion at its finest.
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@townbrad The irony of the coach of Rudy Gobert saying this
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@TheSpursWatch @Buysan Romero is gonna murder Cash in the reverse fixture
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@thespursweb @Madders10 Romero did less than Danilo and it was a red against Chelsea. What about that one?
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@townbrad Flu game inbound
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@WaynesWorld20_ Community noted. Ange strikes again.
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@BusterGuadalupe @CPat11 As I understand it: 1. Criminal fraud 2. Criminal case against Bauer wasn’t even pursued. Civil case was pursued ($$$) 3 & 4: no idea. No charges filed civil or criminal.
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@LordSnow When my wife is trying to figure out who finished off her ice cream
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@alexjowski Parents always have and always will care about the messages in the shows their kids watch.
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@footballconfid1 Build a what around who now?
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@PoliticoForYou Wait do you think that the left never wins elections?
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@tokiIIthedragon @JackPosobiec Biden basically said that China has different cultural norms so what they are doing to the Uyghers is okay
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There is a special place in hell…
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Newark is working on an ordinance that would restrict the practice of feeding homeless people who live on the street. “All violators will be ticketed and fined,” a spokeswoman for the city’s mayor said.
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@garydunion They aren’t imaginary, you just can’t see them.
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@infusedbitcoin @JackPosobiec Saved that girl from getting gutted
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@Thiohna If you get murdered in your sleep, you wouldn’t know or care either, right? I fail to see how that justifies anything
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These refs are an embarrassment. They just threw out Rick Carlisle for being right about Doc not being able to challenge the call. same ref that threw out KP
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@TikTokInvestors Ah yes. Robinhood is doing this to you.
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@UFChivas @martino67_ I said Qatar not Afghanistan
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@IsaacLHarris Same thing would happen if the NBA did it. Every night would be Lebron vs Steph, Luka vs Giannis, Embiid vs Joker, Derek Lively vs Kawhi etc
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Today I learned that Grant Cardone is just a call center manager
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@dante_eats Km/h stands for kilomiles per hour. So it’s actually going 320,000 miles per hour
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@Mavs_FFL Green and Hardy. Gotta try to move/upgrade on Maxi and THJ
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@HOTDNewsHBO 1. Robert’s rebellion 2. Aegon’s conquest
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@HeidiSchlumpf @missfloratang @FutureChurchUSA Perpetua as in the martyr who was still nursing her newborn? Felicity, who was pregnant at her martyrdom? This is shameful
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@huntercoldcalls You are my personal McKinsey. Layoffs inbound.
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@TheSpursWatch Onana and Isak
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@MoodyKnowsNada Would you rather have $1,000,000 right now or have your landlord increase your rent?
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@Mavs_FFL We gotta start planting hecklers at every game. Brings out the best in him.
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@STFootball10 I will give credit to Saliba for outpacing Nunez and forcing the ball to the right, but come on man. The goal was wide open and nothing rice or Raya did to make him miss a golden chance
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@ShaanVP Honestly I think she came across as having very little argument and completely unprepared. I think it’s real. I think we see the same thing bc this is how he has decided to handle hecklers and no one else does this.
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@GuyTalksFinance “The wedding is our day and we want to spend it with family” You don’t though.
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@NBA_University A guard shooting +60% on drives is insane
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