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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Thank you protesters. Please donate or support if you can’t protest. Black Lives Matter.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

Our boy was robbed

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6 years

READY PLAYER ONE (2018) Dir: Steven Spielberg

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7 years

Shoutout to the woman having a meltdown in the stairwell of this Streisand concert moaning: "I didn't know she was a fuckin democrat!"

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Stuart Wellington

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3 years

Sometimes Jigsaw has to go undercover as a cool teen

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@flophousecat

4 years

Speaking as a bar owner who is constantly terrified something is going to damage our small businesses: Prioritize People over Property, every time. No question.

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@flophousecat

6 years

Last night was the first time my parents came to one of my podcast appearances, and this is how I was dressed

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

My wife walks into the kitchen looking at her phone. “Stuart, what is ‘hentai’?” My blood runs cold.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

It Happened To Me: I missed an opportunity for sex because I was too busy watching MASTER & COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD 😭

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Rewatched Addams Family Values last night, so this morning I have drafted 400 horny tweets about Joan Cusack

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Really enjoyed THE CARD COUNTER. Time to head over to Facebook to see if the director has any opinions…

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

My Christmas Gift came: a negative COVID test!!!!

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@flophousecat

4 years

Painting warhammer guys while working on a review for a warhammer comic. If only 12 year old Stuart could see me now. He’d be like “what the fuck is Covid-19?!?”

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Dudes

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3 years

#2 !!!!

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@flophousecat

3 years

Behind the bar on a Friday Night until 4am!!! First time in almost 2 years

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

This weekend marks FIFTEEN YEARS of The Flop House. I’m very lucky to have spent this much time doing something I enjoy with two people I love. @theflophousepod

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

20 years ago I saw Fellowship twice and went ham on some Fazolis in between. I peaked that day.

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@flophousecat

6 years

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

A little kid in Publix wearing a tie-dye super Mario shirt just yelled “hey mister! You look like a young man, why is your hair white?” Now I’m looking for the desk to file adoption papers

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Last night, a guy threw a stool through our bar’s front window. Luckily, no one was hurt and Hinterlands will reopen tomorrow with a fresh new window. Very minor in the grand scheme of things, but 2020 should cool it.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

8 years

Backstage pic from today's @TheZoneCast

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

👑BIRTHDAY👑

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Both my parents have gotten their second dose. I am very relieved.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

Nothing helps a hangover like getting an email explaining that my student loans are now fully paid off

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Dudes

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@flophousecat

5 years

So we made a Baby Yoder cocktail. Come buy it

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Just saw Michael Shannon walking down the street carrying a net filled with cans of beer.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

So...after almost two weeks of being sick and isolating, I think I'm starting to feel a bit better. Be careful, this thing is brutal.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

Current state of the Hinterlands bathroom

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Got my first jab!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

This weekend is my bar’s 4th anniversary. The perfect gift would be the arrest of the cops who murdered Breonna Taylor

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

Thinking about how we’re recording our 300th episode this Saturday. What a weird little ride this dumb show has been.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Well, the news yesterday meant my 9 hour bar shift turned into a 14 hour bar shift. Felt nice to be serving drinks to happy, hopeful people again

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

MOM!!!!

Shelley Wellington

@slwmlw3_shelley

6 years

@flophousecat So what is hentai?

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

Travel Buddiez

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Got the results of my test back and I am practically overflowing with coronavirus antibodies.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Not expecting to allow customers inside the bar for phase 3. I love our community, but literally half my job right now is enforcing the rules on the patio. Not worth the risk

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

Passed our Health Inspection! Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

A woman stole my lyft when I was trying to get to the bar to interview a new bartender. Had to take the bus. Got to work, my interviewee was the woman who took my cab.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

If running a small restaurant/bar during this time has taught me anything, it’s that IF I had to hide my nudes, I’d just put them right next to a sign that says “Please Wait To Be Seated”

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Podcasters

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Pretty happy with this March-September transformation. My back doesn’t hurt anymore, and I feel like I accomplished SOMETHING in the fucking year

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

The McElroys are some of the best collaborative storytellers in the biz. Today @TheZoneCast hits another milestone with the finale of TAZ: Amnesty. Do yourself a favor...plan a long lunch break. #TheZoneCast

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

1 year

One ticket for One ticket for OPPENHEIMER BARBIE

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

He tweeted this WHILE WE RECORDED AN EPISODE

Dan McCoy

@dankmccoy

5 years

Are clown cars tardises?

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

Recording together for Bright

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Breaking: Told a dude he has to wear a mask at the bar, so he pulled out a soda bottle, pretended it was his penis then he pantomimed some very disinterested sex with my doorframe before wandering away.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

If I worked at an airport, I’d whisper into every traveler’s ear “fly you fools” until I was fired.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

These guys are the absolute best in the biz, and 500 ‘sodes is a huge milestone

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

Holiday energy at the bar

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

The best part of non-studio porn is when a pet is in the background

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

Just dropped off Elliott after our last taping before he moves/10yr Anniversary 'sode. Emotional night

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Sharlene just threw some dumbasses out of the bar for mask reasons and asshole behavior. When they tried to appeal to her, one of the guys called her “sweetheart” 🤦‍♂️

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! Feeling good...and bad...and going to try to take it easy today!!! Bow-MaMaow!!!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

As of today, we’ve been doing @theflophousepod for 13 YEARS! Doing the show has improved my life in countless ways, but the friendship with @dankmccoy and @ElliottKalan is what means the most to me. Now to go watch Harry Ford talk to a cartoon dog....

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

It's been a hard week, and losing the mighty STUART GORDON only makes it worse. A legend with a deep filmography. No one did gross with more class. I'm gutted.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Mixed Nuts

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

8 YEARS MARRIED!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

Guys. Last night on this cruise Dan entered the Voice of the Ocean singing competition, and he is a finalist! Now he has to go to rehearsals and put on a big show at the end. I’m so fucking pumped!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

E-girl and her podcaster boyfriend

Flop House Podcast

@theflophousepod

3 years

Baby Boy Birthday Boy Dan McCoy and Beefcake Boy Stuart Wellington.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

@JustinMcElroy 10 mins ago

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

Might become a “jewelry guy”

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Me + Archie

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Podcast boys!!! FH x BC x MMD

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

Muscles killing the Bottlecap Challenge

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

2 years

Night with the boys

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

DAN STOPPED BY FOR A POST-HAIRCUT BEER!!!!

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@flophousecat

3 years

Mani-Pedis with The Groom

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

My wife just signed a lease for another bar. Here we go again....

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Looks like the wrong episode was uploaded for today. A very hungover @dankmccoy will fix it when he gets out of the big bed that he, Elliott and I share.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

1 year

Printing this out to show my dad

Variety

@Variety

1 year

400 Episodes and Thriving: 'The Flop House' Hosts Never Expected to Make a Living (and Lifelong Friendships) From a Bad Movie Podcast

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

10 Year Anniversary of the best party we ever threw. A full decade of adventures with this beautiful bad ass

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Stuart Wellington

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7 years

Just got my wedding pics!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Getting inspected at the bar right now to make sure we’re following vaccination proof protocol. In a fun twist, when asked, the inspector refused to show his proof of vaccination 🤷‍♂️

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

Recording a thing!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

DAN & ELLIOTT’s Birthday Gift arrived!!!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

Having my first night off in two weeks...so you KNOW I’m crushing some brews and watching PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

6 years ago, this bad ass lady made me the luckiest dude

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

7 years

Couldn't make it to L.A. this weekend, so I watched LA LA LAND. This was may fav scene

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

My speech

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Babe

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Stuart Wellington

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4 years

Celebrating 13 years with baby boy @dankmccoy

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

MANY HAILS TO @ElliottKalan & @jennyjaffe

Fox to Develop Animated Comedy ‘Saloon’ From Elliott Kalan, Jenny Jaffe

Fox is continuing its run in animated comedy.

variety.com

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

6 years

Our cab driver after quietly driving for 20 mins: do you eat American Cheese or Swiss Cheese? Us: uh, Swiss Cheese. Cab driver: it’s poison. Us: what about American Cheese? Cab driver: it’s poison.

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

4 years

My natural habitat Photo by baby boy @dankmccoy

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

I’d like to thank the very drunk man who told me I was beautiful then complimented my bar without knowing I was the owner. Needed that today!

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

3 years

Just found out the crazy neighbor behind my bar who kept calling the cops on us moved!!!! She would invent stories about 50 person brawls, when clearly the only brawl that big is happening in the imagination of our D&D playing patrons! Such relief

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Stuart Wellington

@flophousecat

5 years

Podcast Buddies!