WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE: community radio for a small desert town. Turn on your radio and hide. New episodes every 1st & 15th, plus live show tours & a novel.
Ready for an adventure? Need a few laughs? Read the newest Welcome to Night Vale novel, The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your House.
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How to receive constructive criticism:
1. Don't speak. Listen.
2. Maintain eye contact
3. Super intense eye contact
4. Keep those eyes locked
5. Move your head if you have to
6. Don't speak
7. Widen those eyes of yours
8. Eat their soul
9. Count how many times they blink
Don't hide your feelings. Frame them. Display them ostentatiously on the wall. Mount them on plinths, behind velvet-roped stanchions. Curate an exhibit of your feelings. Charge admission.
A fun prank to play on someone is to tell them you think pranks are mean spirited & you would never prank them. Then, when they're not looking, really hold yourself to that belief.
We are so excited to announce that Renegade Game Studios will produce and publish a Welcome to Night Vale table top roleplaying game, which will land on players’ tables in 2024!
Stay tuned for more information in the new year!
Put your money where your mouth is. Right there. Near the bottom of your face. Put your money in there. Eat it. Eat your money. This has been financial news.
7 Habits of Highly Effective People:
1. Smiling at dogs
2. Time travel
3. Memorizing spells
4. Ignoring birds
5. Control of weather
6. Can juggle
7. Boatloads of candles
Next up, our couple will consider a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom that is well under their budget. But it only has one ghost, and that ghost is lame and just turns the lights on and off occasionally. When we return on Haunted House Hunters.
When I was a child, things were simpler. I'm sure that had nothing to do with me being a child rather than a fully reasoning adult and that things were just objectively simpler then.
In our medical opinion, just about anything can be cured through the power of chanting and dream journaling. Our medical opinion is super wrong, but hey, it's free.
"What happens after we die?" is a question often asked about life. "When I am even going to use this?" is a question often asked about math. As it turns out, both questions have the same answer. Get ready.
Ask your doctor what that thing is.
"What thing?" your doctor says.
"That thing," you say, pointing up, "that horrible thing!"
"The sky?" your doctor says.
"It's awful!" you say. "I hate it!"
"Yes," your doctor says. "We all hate it, but what can we do?"
Better the devil you know, than the one you don't. He's a p cool devil. He has a playstation & likes good beer. No idea about the other devil. Idk, maybe he's fine?