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3 years

She said no but my photoshop dude came through BIG TIME!!!

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Best online interaction I’ve had all year

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I bought a white noise machine but all it does is yell about "The 2nd Amendment", "free trade", and "post-racial America".

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Wife said I could decorate the Lenin Closet

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When socialists say “redistribute wealth” they don’t mean come into your house and take your tv. They mean go into Bezos’ bank account and give everyone free healthcare. If your primary concern is your microwave or whatever, great news: we don’t want it.

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Wife asked for a bite of my burrito. I said yes. Absolutely unhinged behavior.

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Vandalism isn’t violence. Killing a man in handcuffs IS violence. Shooting a woman in her home IS violence. Showing up to peaceful protests with riot gear and weaponry IS fucking violence. The police continue to instigate and escolate violence. #BlackLivesMatter #ChicagoProtests

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Oh, you’re the daughters of the witches they failed to burn? That’s cute. I’m the son of the guy who fucked the town goat.

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Homemade burrito bowl. Follow/sub for recipe

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The cops kill about 1,000 people a year. The arrest rate for those cops is around 1%. Since 2005, only 7 cops have been convicted of murder. That’s 16,000 murdered and 7 convictions. So before you say, “let the investigation play out” know that it’s played out. No reforming that.

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Hey everyone, I put in my two weeks today so I’m officially a full time artist. Good news for people who enjoy the shit that I do: I’m going to be doing a lot more of it! Understandably, this news is absolutely devastating for my haters.

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One of these days some company is gonna ask me to explain this gap on my resume and I’m gonna have to ask, “are you a fan of riddles?”

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5 years

My 8 year old cousin asked me if I knew any good riddles and now I’m The Lord of Thanksgiving

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4 years

Hey everyone, Elon Musk here. Can’t tweet for the moment so I’m using this burner. Will be posting updates in the twitch link in my bio, so feel free to follow and subscribe. I’m a fucking loser and people should definitely eat me.

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4 years

Green New Deal. Medicare for All. Defund the Police. End Mass Incarceration. Biden won, but we haven't. Yet.

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2 years

I disagree with the "violence is never appropriate" take, but in the spirit of compromise, what if we just apply the violence to, say, 6 very specific people?

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5 years

I guess you could say I have a “love/hate” relationship with coffee 😉 I “love” drinking it and I “hate” everyone until I’ve had it 😆 I guess you could also say I have a “fundamental misunderstanding of the concept of a love/hate relationship” 🤪 Today is my birthday 🥳

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3 years

Who says you can’t make new friends in your 30s

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How do people keep getting this wrong? If you’re an online leftist being interviewed on Fox News and they ask about your job, say you’re “a chauffeur, of sorts” if they ask about Uber, say “not exactly” and when they press, say, “I take your mom to bone-town” jfc it’s so simple.

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I don’t care where you are politically, there is only one party in America. And it’s at Corey’s parent’s lake house this weekend. It’s going to be epic and, yes, Amanda is going to be there. And she doesn’t even know you exist.

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5 years

Finally saw the new Star Wars today and I gotta say: I loved it! I’m sorry to all you TLJ people who found so many “problems” with the film, but y’all can honestly stfu. It was good and it made sense! Only criticism is how they replaced all the characters with singing cats but th

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Thinking about DMing a stranger to tell them I don’t enjoy their podcast because I’m a fucking psychopath

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My wife got us Covid by going out to an improv show, which is wild because why go out for burgers when you’ve got steak at home?

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3 years

My girlfriend told me that she and her Stardew Valley wife adopted a baby and named it JPC. I’m still kinda processing.

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Holy shit. Someone recognized me from the podcast and bought my coffee! It was @adalrifai , but still!

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3 years

A Conversation

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4 years

The bottle for my dog’s anxiety medication says “careful using vehicle” but that’s just good advice for any dog

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5 years

Today is my very good dog Spaghetti’s birthday so please join me in telling her that she is very nice and good. Here is a picture of her being a little sweetie.

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3 years

Twitter sucks and I think about leaving every day but ultimately, I stay. Not because I want to, but because it’s vital for society to have a space where people can tell me how much they enjoy my podcasts

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4 years

I don’t want to yuck any yums because I’m also very happy that Trump lost, but a Biden presidency shouldn’t be an excuse to tune out of politics. If you are yearning for a “return to normalcy” then your material conditions were never threatened. Normal sucked. We can do better.

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3 years

5 Ideas For Lowering That Pesky Heating Bill This Winter 1. Talk to your coworkers about how much $ you are all making 2. Demand more from your bosses 3. Realize the power in class struggle 4. Seize the means of production 5. Overthrow capitalism

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A professional clown makes, on average, $30/hour. Just did some back-of-the-envelope math and realized my wife is getting a $109,200 value for free every year. And I "didn't" get her a Christmas present??? Grow up.

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5 years

I really want to endorse Bernie Sanders, but I’m honestly not sure if when it comes down to it he has the strength of character and moral fortitude to truly eat a billionaire. I want to believe that he does, but I just don’t know.

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3 years

Absolutely roasting my fiancé because her best friend is some nerdy-ass white podcast dork and my best friend is a cool, funny, gorgeous Black chick lmao

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4 years

I hope everyone has fun with their little “April Fools” today. Meanwhile, I’ve made an entire career of being an absolute buffoon. A jester, a clown. So enjoy the day, “fools.” We all know who you’ll come crawling back to tomorrow when you need your fix.

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5 years

Whenever I see a person on the train wearing headphones, stifling a laugh, I always smile and wonder which one of my podcasts they are listening to

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3 years

Today my doctor told me not to worry because Covid probably wouldn’t kill me and I said, “Doc, if I thought it would kill me I’d be at Sturgis licking handlebars.” His next question was “how’s comedy going”

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Telling ur friends “I’ll do whatever” -millennial bullshit -noncommittal -cowardly -everyone hates you Telling ur friends “I’ll do whatever it takes” -mysterious -brave (possibly heroic?) -peers respect you, enemies fear you -won’t end up back at Red Lobster

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3 years

If a recipe calls for 1 carrot it should also come with a list of suggestions for what I’m supposed to do with the rest of these damn carrots

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4 years

Absolutely surreal to me that a non-billionaire would ever be defending a billionaire. It’s like, why worship these fucks? Most of these assholes don’t even have a podcast.

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2 years

When my wife is out of town I go absolutely apeshit. Yesterday I had a sandwich. Today I had another one. Holy shit, I could have upwards of four of these things before she’s back.

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5 years

I just accidentally casually referred to a client’s product feedback as “listener submitted riddles”

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4 years

As a person with no student debt, I can safely say that if everyone ELSE's debt gets paid off, I will be absolutely fucking PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!! that it took this long

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4 years

If you have family members that still support Donald Trump, please, reach out to them. They really need to hear from you. It's going to mean so much more when someone who they love tells them to fuck off.

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4 years

Mariah got me a birthday cake that says “Happy Birthday KFC”

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Every time I finish a puzzle, I spray glue it together then use a razor blade to cut it into a completely new puzzle. That way I’m always doing a new puzzle even when I’m doing the same puzzle over and over. Also you can drink your own urine. People say you can’t but you can.

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Hello, Twitter. This is Spaghetti Patrick Coan (does not answer to SPC yet) and she is perfect but still learning. She’s only 3 months old but she made it through her first night at home! Please send her lots of love while she figures it all out!

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3 years

I wonder how long people waited after the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918 before they started improvising again

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3 years

If you would have told me last year that my first live concert post-vaccine would be Aqua performing in Denmark at the Hans Christian Andersen festival, I would have told you: yeah, sure, probably. Nothing makes any fucking sense anymore. Why not? Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

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The founding fathers were racists. This country was founded on elitism, white supremacy and greed. We are all living on stolen land. Happy 4th of July to a country with an ugly history that should be acknowledged, addressed, and confronted. We can and must do better.

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3 years

getting into foreign cinema

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4 years

Just got home from work and broke the news to Spaghetti. We’re absolutely devestated.

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3 years

In addition to being a hilarious improviser and wonderful human, @ErinKeif2 has really killed it putting together the @heyriddleriddle Best Of episodes and Patreon Xmas Special. I think you'll all really enjoy them! So if you have something nice to say about Erin, let her know!

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4 years

Good morning, everyone! Just checking this website to see if the President is dead yet.

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Mariah asked if I wanted to split some ice cream and then ordered a small. A small. To split. So we had a small ice cream and a large argument.

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This "huge fan" thinks my first name is Comrade

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5 years

Please do not take any chances! If you have coronavirus or have been in contact with anyone who has coronavirus, you must IMMEDIATELY board a plane to Washington DC and physically contact as many Republican lawmakers as possible. Also, most Democratic lawmakers too.

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Fear not, @heyriddleriddle listeners. I have corrected a grave injustice today. From this day forth ALL of our merch is available as a tank. And no, no one requested this. This is something I noticed while buying my own merch. Some heroes don't wear capes. They wear tanks.

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5 years

I ordered a donut and the woman behind me tapped me and said, “have you had that? It’s like crack!” and I laughed, smiled, then leaned in and whispered, “if I’m being honest, I’d rather have the crack” Ah, just a little Saturday morning levity between two crack addicts at Stan’s!

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2 years

I went to a wedding yesterday and didn’t take any pictures because my dog wasn’t there

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4 years

I wonder why so many corporate media institutions are referring to a strike as a boycott? I wonder who that serves? I wonder if corporations who profit off of exploiting workers have a vested interest in removing the word strike from public discourse? Just cool shit to ponder idk

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I’m 33 today, which is a huge year for a comedian. It’s the Farley/Belushi year. That’s right, the year Kevin Farley got 2ge+her and Jim Belushi got According to Jim. Good things coming to me at 33!

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After being in Demark for a week and America for 32 years, I’ve come up with a comprehensive list of what each country gets wrong: Denmark: iced coffee, design of showers, some Indian restaurants don’t have paneer America: Covid, healthcare, urban planning, cars, guns… (1/400)

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5 years

People defending billionaires in my mentions get blocked. People defending billionaires IRL get eaten ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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3 years

If you’re like me and are missing your family on Thanksgiving, there’s a 6 part Qanon documentary on HBO

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3 years

I’ve been telling people I bought a house, but if I’m being honest: a bank bought a house and I kinda chipped in a little

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6 years

Just realized that in 10 years I’m gonna be a 40 year old man with a 10 year old dog and we’ll go by “JPC” and “Spaghetti” and that’s gonna be fucking embarrassing for everyone involved

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2 years

Inside the restroom at an Indiana truck stop. Men.

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3 years

I appreciate my girlfriend for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is her patience while I walk around the apartment singing my little goblin songs

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4 years

I’ve seen enough. Mitch McConnell (R) can suck my ass (hole)

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I lose followers every time I criticize Obama, but he’s literally the most powerful person in the Democratic Party and he’s actively subverting popular uprisings in favor of the status quo. He’s choosing how to weild his power and anyone uncomfortable with that should speak out.

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3 years

If you have the time to smugly comment some version of “how would this work?” on posts about police abolition, you have the time to Google it. The information is out there. Police abolition is not lawless anarchy, it’s dismantling white supremacy.

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4 years

Chef JPC back with another ULTIMATE food review! Enjoy!

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6 years

I like to describe @heyriddleriddle as a stupid podcast about very bad riddles, but honestly, it’s more than that: it’s an opportunity to bully @adalrifai and @ErinKeif2 , two fine people who have always been nice to me. Also, it’s a fun show so tell a friend about it?

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5 years

Spaghetti goes crazy every time I come home and I’ll never know if it’s cause she loves me or if she’s just a big fan of the podcast

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3 years

This absolute champ moved to a scary new house today

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3 years

Does anyone else find it weird that a country that has 13 million empty houses and half a million unhoused people would be so restrictive with vaccine patents?! Strange that a country with the resources to end poverty, and chooses not to every day, would do something like this?

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4 years

Daylight Savings Time really fucks with my internal clock. Btw, I’m muting this tweet cause I don’t need y’all in my replies telling me I shouldn’t have eaten that clock. I know that. It’s done. I ate it and it’s in there now. Leave it alone.

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1 year

here's an idea: how about instead of a "big sigh" from my wife when she's about to hear a very funny joke, she says "yay! a joke!"

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4 years

Happy anniversary to me. It’s been a year since I’ve both had a boss and been someone’s boss. Kill the boss inside yourself first, then, death to all bosses.

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3 years

In this house we believe in SCIENCE

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4 years

why do rich people tweet

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4 years

I’ve seen a lot of people posting about how many followers they are going to lose tweeting about this election and I am here to tell you: I am going to gain 129 followers.

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4 years

I open this app and if I don’t see a meme of Bernie from the inauguration in the first 30 seconds, I log the fuck off

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5 years

@adalrifai @jemmastember Guess I’ll just throw the ring you gave me in the fucking trash

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3 years

Wild that I have to take a Covid test to get back into the US. That’s like requiring me to ditch my lighter before entering a forest fire

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3 years

If you’re thinking about having an anti-vax parent, guys, I gotta say, I don’t recommend it

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3 years

Happy Halloween! My dog suffers from anxiety!

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5 years

I don’t often talk about my trash podcast on this terrible website, but today’s Patreon ep of @heyriddleriddle includes a good 30 seconds of the hardest @adalrifai @ErinKeif2 and I have ever laughed.

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3 years

I’m moving out of my place and my landlord asked me how much do I think he could get for it. Like, how much more would I hypothetically pay to keep living here. I don’t know, dude, how much is your fucking mortgage that I’ve been paying for 2 years? Fuck off.

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5 years

I’m not trying to leave a better world for my children. That ship has sailed. I’m trying to leave them a super cool, post-apocalyptic, machines buried in the sand, Final Fantasy adventure world. And they won’t have clean water but they’ll have Blitzball and chocobo races.

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4 years

Isn’t it fucked up that we know so many billionaires by name but we don’t even know what they taste like?

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4 years

Today is the day we hit 400,000 Coronavirus deaths and the next administration is already back-tracking on their promise of $2000 checks. Stay safe, comrades.

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3 years

I know that this kind of thing is largely performative, but in a world devoid of organized class power, performative gestures are often all we have. Anyway, here is why I will no longer being endorsing or accepting advertising $ from @HelloFresh a brief thread:

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3 years

I cannot stress this enough: podcasting is, primarily, a visual medium.

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3 years

I paid for a ticket to a @heyriddleriddle live show but somehow I got sweater, sweater, dress instead. Oh well. (It was actually a great show and here are my favorite pictures @JPsoFLY @ErinKeif2 @adalrifai )

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4 years

Solidarity with the thieves who stole my credit card number to pay their phone bill. Fuck your phone company. Hope it takes them 4 weeks to figure it out. It costs me nothing.

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8 years

69 retweets and 420 likes, plz.

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3 years

I thought my neighbor put up some kind of blue lives matter flag and I was pissed but then I googled it and I was...very wrong

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5 years

Yeah, I think I’m gonna like Miami

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2 years

My wife told me she had a dream we were walking down the street and I put my arm around her and said “I love you” and I didn’t tell her cuz I didn’t want to ruin the moment but in my dream I was piloting the mechanical spider from Wild Wild West and blowing up entire towns.

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