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a new life awaits you in the off-world colonies (he/him)

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@acanticleforkev

its that kev

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4 years

instead of engaging in discourse you could •touch your genitals •try some new food you haven’t eaten before •summon demons •ask the dmv person why owls don’t say good morning •call customer service for Kellogg and ask why the cereals don’t stop you from masturbating

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🚨 BREAKING: Senator John Fetterman's wife Gisele deletes all pictures with him on social media. According to reports she is currently single.

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folks they’re telling me, more and more every day, to cast it into the fire, to destroy the ring. i don’t think we’re gonna do that folks, don’t you agree? more and more people are telling me that it’s mine, it’s my own, and quite frankly that it’s my precious.

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We're in the process of cataloguing everyone James Somerton plagiarised and finding their contact information. Which is quite a task, so to help us out: If you see this and happen to be one of the people Somerton stole from, please email us at contact @hbomb .zone

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i like how most twilight zone episodes have some kind of lesson at the end like “don’t be hateful” or “be less vain” but this episode’s message was just “get fucked nerd”

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looking through an old box and this was the shit they were giving kids during the Bush years

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Solidarity with the workers of India

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@superloafcat Jesus lol “do you own anything outside of a barrel with straps that you use as clothing”

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In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that citizens making $500,000 a year and above can hunt the poor for sport

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@WhackNicholson “Look kid, I had you for tax purposes and because I’m afraid of not leaving something behind after death, let’s just treat this like the business exchange that it is”

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@bitchvibrations Not liking the emerging “I’m mentally ill therefore I can do whatever I want” attitude tbh

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Biden calling an entire room of people stupid bastards is probably the most I’ve ever liked him

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@DopeyMcGeee I’d be so fucking frightened after “brain hurt”

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I’ve struggled a long time with how I look I’ve always told myself that I was ugly, nobody would ever find me attractive, and I’m hideous to look at It’s taken me a long time, and a lot of tears, but I think I’ve finally broken through that conditioning I am not ugly 🙂

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I would dominate at whatever sport this is

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@kimpossiblefact I’ve seen a lot in my time online but “freckles make me a poc” is certainly one for the books

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@Merzboner It sucks knowing kids are deprived of their parents because said parents were so oppositionally defiant they couldn’t do basic health procedures Just makes me mad

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The inside

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“ayyy i’m orson welles over here, let’s get down to the suckin and fuckin”

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@cooIboobs dude goes from “you’re all evil pedophiles and we need to stop you” to “how very mean and hateful of you 🥺” in five seconds flat

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Lol she’s a fuckin rent-a-cop

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all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faaceeess

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@JUNlPER smirking while bludgeoning myself with a hammer, knowing the left has been owned

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@lib_crusher It’s like they just viscerally hate young people for existing

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if someone i had sex with put this in a book that is guaranteed to be a bestseller, i would fake my death and live out the rest of my years in Nepal in disguise as a goat

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“ ‘Okay, I’m ready, put it in’ I said and he replied: It is already in. My world collapsed” — Britney Spears in new excerpt from her book #TheWomanInMe out October 24th

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hey free abortion on demand without apology anyone who doesn’t meet this baseline position deserves to be written off tbh

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Trump’s lawyer during sentencing when he finds out the check didn’t clear

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Trump found guilty on all 34 counts

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Tel Aviv. 6am. Runners on the beach. Waves lapping. Yaffa lit up in the distance. Zionism on crack. Thanks for being you, Israel.

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@freddiesayers @DSORennie @unherd *sitting atop a pile of 500,000 corpses as i funnel an entire McDonald’s value menu into my open gullet* at least I didn’t have to have my phone scanned to get here

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reminder that the “people putting evil shit in their candy” myth came from a guy in Texas trying to kill his own kids with poisoned pixie sticks to collect insurance money

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1. With the drug crisis as bad as it is, it’s insane to allow kids to take and eat candy from complete strangers. You know how many drug dealers disguise their drugs as candy? Plus, all the candy goes in the same basket so you have no way of knowing which candy came from where.

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@ettingermentum I guess they just find her that annoying too

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well well well if it isn’t Sheriff Erectile Dysfunction

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@jendr0wned End of the news day on a Friday no less lol

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@Srirachachau This is emblematic of something I’ve thought for a while: a large subsection of millennials and some older gen z decided to react to the horrors of the world by retreating back into the womb, purposefully infantilizing themselves to not think about stuff

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@kochsister @Falcon87456 Gotta love a guy with drunk voice despite being sober

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@ahumblebunnie “Look it’s your fault that I’m a sex pervert and it’s your job to make me stop compulsively masturbating”—a very normal well adjusted person

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2 years

some bands are just grown in test tubes for the sole purpose of creating background music in the ad for the new Honda Accord

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it’s weird to think about Maroon 5 or Train or bands like that organically forming and like, playing clubs as they build up an audience. are there local scenes for that kind of music?

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when we all log on to twitter in November when Biden inevitably loses to Trump

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@MommyBigDick there’s no such thing as a champion masturbator because everyone who masturbates is a champion

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this looks like it would be the logo of a campaign to get more people to jack off in 2020

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mfw i experience any minor inconvenience

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@MeganBitchell Climbing in the Cthussy

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Hell yeah new season of Suez Canal just came on

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#BREAKING A ship is stranded in the Suez Canal while crossing with the north convoy heading south. More from "Attaqa" shortly. #Egypt #Suez

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This SAG eBay thing is getting out of hand

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me explaining to my gf why I partook in the criterion sale

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@WhackNicholson Being a weird freak makes people not like you, shocking developments

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it’s the anniversary of her special field trip

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somebody wake up Sherman

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The Autumnal 🎃 Yeoman WASP ⁜ 🌲

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It would be so easy to get the boys back together right now

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@EclecticHams ableism is when you disagree with me

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@JustinWhang “We need to eliminate online anonymity because my menchies” is an incredible take

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@superloafcat Tool is like if King Crimson fell down a flight of stairs

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@JUNlPER He wants it to be Reddit

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@boob_haver for when you really, really, really hate neighbors

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Love that James Somerton literally went “ah yes, now that I’ve faked my death, I can finally post my asshole and balls in peace”

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@cityafreaks A party that’s entire message is “we’re weird cruel little freaks who will bully the most vulnerable people we can find, which is gay children” is a party destined for failure

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tfw no elden ring dlc trailer

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hbomberguy exposing james somerton’s extensive plagiarism (color, 2023)

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when you pop but she keeps tarting

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@ahumblebunnie Nosferatu

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@iamchanteezy what are you gonna do, tweet them to death?

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this is gonna make like ten more schizophrenic guys decapitate their dads

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Just like we drew it up.

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while we’re all busy with election deck chair rearrangement, covid wave 3’s coming up like

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@Andrew991116 The one town in America without a LensCrafters

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@TallBart Dude really hates when a capitalist firm responds to market forces

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@Linhith @adr I felt so bad for him, his wife’s really cruel and his boss is an asshole

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“Poor Rob Kennedy! He couldn’t keep that worm alive in his brain folks, not even for a day! I’ll tell you this folks, I have so many worms alive in my brain, they come to me and say “Mister Trump your brain is so big and so beautiful”, and that’s what we’re gonna do for America”

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@punishedhoover “Fellas is it gay to touch God’s finger if you’re nude”

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@yungdresscode @geminityri “peak bestie” makes me want to drive into oncoming traffic

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@KelbySellers @Sandernista412 He can become an unlockable skater in the next Tony Hawk game

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@TheWapplehouse love to spill open bottles of wine into my car as i careen across a kfc parking lot

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@_parasocial @EclecticHams i’m thinking he knows

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@rtyson82 Rich people want to be at the head of the line

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i’m fuckin exhausted

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@MrTooDamnChris I feel like someone keeps him on a steady supply of low grade mushrooms for their own personal amusement and I want to thank them personally

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love me woif love me pub love me a free and independent Palestine simple as

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Incredible scenes in Govan as punters come out of the pub to support the #FreePalestine protest

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@rava when your entire podcast is based on being contrarian, this is how shit ends up

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@VoicesByZane Too many Jimmys out there

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@uncooljerk Feeling firsthand the oppression of patriarchy and then turning around and making that shit roll down hill is so fuckin sad

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@superloafcat Gotta remember to say “you’re a really cool mothefucker for doing this” the next time I get my dick sucked lol

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@rlycalm Nothing like a nestle drumstick after getting my dick sucked by a machine

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@Sandernista412 I at least like Beto for authentically being himself, Abrams is just a loser

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@Boringstein Twitter is the new LinkedIn

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@timeforjaya the over-psychologization of every single thing that happens in their lives is one of the most annoying gen z traits tbh sometimes shit is just uncomfy, not an immediate cause of why you cry when trying to pick up a dinner order

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missives from my gf while she’s at work

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@GalaxyPeaBrain I’ve heard this new one is pretty good

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made an eggnog pie and it’s good as fuck

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please enjoy along with me the music video for the Creed song “Bullets”

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@SethAMandel @Eve_Barlow

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@tubbbutter @TheDouggernaut We need a clock that says when it’s taco Tuesday

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