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Thanos

@abadojack

2 months

Subject was born in Kenya, the first indignity in a life full of unfortunate circumstances.

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@abadojack

18 days

Chef wa Statehouse asiweke any dairy products kwa lunch ya kesho tafadhali. I am lactose intolerant #OccupyStatehouse

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@abadojack

18 days

We are either having dinner with Ruto or with Jacob Juma tonight #OccupyStateHouse #RutoMustGo

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@abadojack

23 days

Daktari amesema hata kama wewe ni mwizi tokea That's a weird way to invite President Ruto to the protests

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@abadojack

17 days

Yesterday we were told we'd be shot and killed if we occupied the Statehouse. We did not occupy the Statehouse yet we're still getting shot and killed. #RutoMustGo

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@abadojack

24 days

Karauri anavote YES na constituency yake ndio headquarters ya Gen Z na Thika Road baddies 🤣🤣🤣

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@abadojack

23 days

Hadi leo Kairo ameongea bila kutukumbusha ako na Porsche

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@abadojack

17 days

Ruto has us agreeing with Miguna Miguna; a man so stubborn he makes us say his name twice #RutoMustGo

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@abadojack

27 days

Ruto you raggedy bitch unatupiga na teargas off-brand

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@abadojack

25 days

Horses can be scared with flapping fabric. Wave your bandanas or flags at the horses and watch them go crazy. Or bark like a dog. Dogs spook them too 🤣🤣

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@Kenyans

25 days

Police on horses spotted patrolling Nairobi CBD ahead of the demos against the Finance Bill 2024

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@abadojack

23 days

We are not Catholic priests; we won't harm school children #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@C_NyaKundiH

23 days

Reports are saying the government could advise parents with children attending schools in and around Nairobi to assess the situation themselves and decide whether their kids should attend school on Tuesday and Thursday next week.

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@abadojack

14 days

Cheap unga is in Ruiru Cheap cooking oil is in Ruiru Cheap fuel is in Ruiru ICT hub is in Ruiru Kuna kitu inakosa Ruiru kweli?

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ICT Hub in Ruiru Again 😂

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@abadojack

12 days

Ni kumoto hadi Raiden ametokea

Kenyans.co.ke

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13 days

Police confront a protester dressed in martial arts attire along Waiyaki Way

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@abadojack

21 days

Place of meeting: CBD Time: During the day Leader of the day: Jacob Juma

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@abadojack

5 months

I met a friend I haven't seen in a long time. He tells me he's been busy because he had a small disagreement with KWS. He ate a Zebra 😂

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@abadojack

2 months

They arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car

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2 months

Mbona Cyclones na Tsunamis hupewa majina za madem?

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@abadojack

21 days

Students at KIST, Kiambu Road #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

2 months

Don't talk about the President of Kenya like that

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@_melvinlucas

2 months

Do liars ever stop and think abt how ridiculous they sound !??

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@abadojack

9 days

"Uko?" - the mating call of a Nairobi woman

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@abadojack

15 days

Huyu msee alikuwa anakatia dem yangu 2022. I hope afinywe

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@citizentvkenya

15 days

Former Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter abducted by police as his wife, children watch in dismay

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@abadojack

3 months

"Intentions ni zile zile, mimi sio ndugu yako"

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@abadojack

26 days

Nani ameambia mzae Ruto ameleta goons from Haiti? #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

5 months

Like this

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@LindaSigei

5 months

I earlier passed by Kenyatta market to get crocs… how did crocs get to Kshs. 4500?!!

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@abadojack

23 days

The last time they arrested my boy they came to his house as KPLC staff. Caretaker ama house manager akikuambia KPLC wanakutafuta hepa

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@abadojack

2 months

"Most fintechs in Kenya do not serve any purpose other transferring money from M-Pesa to a wallet and back" What solution do you propose?

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@abadojack

18 days

How can we push for the appointment of new IEBC commissioners? The next logical step is recalling all MPs who voted YES

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@abadojack

19 days

Saa hii unaweza fanya kenya unataka against Ruto and everyone will support you I will be appointing IEBC commissioners kwa Space ya jioni Submit your application below. No need for DCI clearance since we're all criminals

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@abadojack

3 months

If Kenyans from the Rift Valley excel in marathons because of living in a place with high altitude, why aren't Nepalese the same? They literally live on Mt Everest and the Himalayas

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@abadojack

16 days

Kiambu "dog farmer" will continue reporting to maandamano till further notice

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@nut3case

16 days

New followers wa @abadojack wanaona ni activist wacha ataanza kupost zile 🐕 zake na gari watashtuka 🤣🤣🤣

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@abadojack

5 months

How did you get so good at that? Me: Kiambu Road traffic 🤭

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@abadojack

23 days

Space iko na watu wengi kuliko votes za Wajackoya 🤣

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@abadojack

21 days

Saa hii ukiwa na typo kwa #RejectFinanceBill2024 unakuwa cut off 🤣 The only thing you are allowed to misspell is gonorhea. Anyone who can get that spelling right the first time is sus Sorry, typo. I meant gonorrhea 🤣🤣

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@abadojack

18 days

We will call you when we need advice on tea. Usitufunze kazi

Nelson Havi

@NelsonHavi

18 days

Do not be foolish. The resignation of the President will not trigger a by-election. It will only elevate the Deputy President to President.

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@abadojack

18 days

@mbarani Naeza kunywa but nitakuwa teargas

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@abadojack

20 days

Watu wataamka asubuhi kupata Osama, Gabriel Oguda na Morara walibebwa katikati ya usiku Itashika vibaya sana leo #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

28 days

Importing an external library doesn't mean you have access to the private variables. If the creator of the library doesn't want contributors, you should consider creating your own.

Dr Shiyak'leng 🧐🇿🇦

@Dr_Shiyaklenga

28 days

My step son sent me this text, I showed her mom and she said he's right. I tried to step up and it backfired I'm out.😭😭

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@abadojack

2 months

A lot of people know me from being a "dog farmer", forest dweller, and car builder. I love having a personality outside my career but: I am a Software Engineer with 8+ years of experience. I prefer Go (Golang) and Python. Plug me in to those awesome opportunities. Link in bio

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@abadojack

4 months

Ukishinda @abel_masila drag race anakuambia ufungue GitHub you compare code contribution

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@abadojack

24 days

We hate everybody, you're not special

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

24 days

Kenyans DO NOT like my ass lmao

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@abadojack

16 days

What's wrong with these locals trying to burn down the property of an elected MP? The police should probably arrest locals who have access to a glass bottle, a piece of fabric and accelerants such as paraffin or petrol that could be used to make a Molotov Cocktail.

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17 days

More Security officials deployed to guard the rural home of South Mugirango MP Sylvanus Osoro after locals tried to invade and burn it down.

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@abadojack

11 days

NIS are missing out on great talent by not head hunting. Mi nikipewa access to traffic cameras za Nairobi I'd pull a Harold Finch and build them the Machine.

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@abadojack

4 months

@_lennoxomondi Did you pay for the API just to talk shit? I want to be this petty 🤣

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@abadojack

15 days

Tulimalizia finance bill tunaendea recruiters and hiring managers. I will not explain.

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@abadojack

16 days

How are we supposed to go back to normal when the whole nation watched unarmed protesters getting killed on live television? #RutoMustGo

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@abadojack

20 days

Developers who write code tutorials without an accompanying GitHub link should be thrown into Mount Doom

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@abadojack

22 days

Billy is not free yet. I am starting to think these old gizzards don't understand how this works yet. #FreeBilly

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@abadojack

24 days

@CMThuku Sema Zakaya na wafuasi wake wote wataenda kwa baba 2025 May please

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@abadojack

23 days

Naskia kuongea kwa hiyo Space juu ya story ya ICT bill but sauti bado haijarudi kutoka Thursday. Someone please speak about that

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@abadojack

27 days

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

27 days

Protester decries the poor quality of teargas used by police against protesters in the CBD; accuses them of using fake teargas

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@abadojack

10 days

Minions! Today we steal the Space!

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@abadojack

25 days

@_Musanga Years of horse riding taught me a thing or two 🤣

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@abadojack

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Kesho ni funkie. Nimefurahi niaje. I hope a cooperate baddie doesn't run into me #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

2 months

@weak_spell Mwanaume unafanyia nini umbrella

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@abadojack

22 days

I was in bed at midnight but I still got to join the people in the clubs in rejecting the finance bill #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

5 months

@JelaniMK @pmuoge I also just found out it's illegal to even eat a wild pigeon. Most Kenyans don't know this

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@abadojack

19 days

The office of the governor has been set on fire

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@abadojack

18 days

Safaricom underestimates our ability to cancel and cut off people They will not believe it

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18 days

@GideonSimiyuLeo Utakula kamande?

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@abadojack

20 days

Nimemeza my last Airtag ikazimika bana. Who came up with this idea? #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

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🤭

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@KatheuNzyimi

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Ebu how have y’all saved your partners kwa simu juuu eh🤣🤣huku naona wamepewa majina unique

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@abadojack

21 days

You could use a messaging app like Bridgefy. It lets you text without internet or SMS using Bluetooth. Other phones with Bridgefy installed act as p2p nodes

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22 days

WHAT happens if they shutdown INTERNET on Tuesday?

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@abadojack

23 days

If you had 1 billion and spent 100k a day, it would take about 28 years to run out of money

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@abadojack

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@OdameJohn I have been teargassed since I was 10 years old. I know what original branded teargas smells like

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@abadojack

2 months

Avengers: Infinity War in Swahili 😂

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@abadojack

21 days

Hapa ni kama Bitcoin; decentralized peer to peer network

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@abadojack

21 days

Don't touch the blue teargas canisters. They explode like a frag grenade. Kick it back before it lands if you can. Their effects last for longer too Black or silver don't but they're very hot. Use gloves or something #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@abadojack

2 months

Whether a bro is into sports or not, a bro picks a team and supports them until his dying breath

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2 months

Bro code:

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@abadojack

2 months

If someone were to replace or compete with M-Pesa, they'd have to be: * mobile first * low cost * instant with sms confirmation- we are a very low trust society * have an incentive that other payments methods like Airtel money have not been able to leverage

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@abadojack

2 months

"Most fintechs in Kenya do not serve any purpose other transferring money from M-Pesa to a wallet and back" What solution do you propose?

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@abadojack

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@Ch3roh Today we'll be the gods

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@abadojack

23 days

Fuck the government Fuck Ruto Fuck Itumbi In conclusion, fuck you very much 😂

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@abadojack

2 months

If I stopped talking to people over something that I know that they do not know, I'd have no friends or acquaintances and vice versa

𝓢𝓾_𝓢𝓾🔱

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I asked someone “what’s your pet peeve”? And he said “He loves Cat”, Ehhhh 🥴 I just blocked him. Do I have a good reason?

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@abadojack

19 days

If you hear gun fire, lie down; probably next to a wall or a barrier You can't outrun or dodge a bullet

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@abadojack

10 days

Watu hawajawahi support baba sasa I hope mnafeel uchungu ya kuwa betrayed na someone you had hope in

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@abadojack

5 months

@BrianOrwe He looked pretty pleased 🤣

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@abadojack

3 months

You know what, I'm building it. I'll name the Open Source Mass Surveillance project: Eye of the Shire. We now have a website, GitHub org and Twitter account. Next will be designing the logo and architecting version 1. Suggestions are welcome.

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@abadojack

3 months

Imagine you have 3 balls on a table, there are 6 ways you can arrange them: 1 2 3 1 3 2 2 1 3 2 3 1 3 1 2 3 2 1 Hence 3! equals 6 If you have 1 ball, it can only be 1 way If you have 0 balls, it's also just one way because the table is empty QED

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0! is equal to 1. Make it make sense🥲🥲

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@abadojack

26 days

The demos today were awesome. No seasoned protesters, no politicians and no tribal nonsense; just the kenyan youth standing together against an oppressive regime trying to tax us into poverty. #rejectfinancdbill2024

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@abadojack

2 months

One time after KQ delayed a flight by 4 hours I heard some guy say in Dutch or Afrikaans, "The only thing worse than their airline is their airport". I just nodded and hid the Kenyan wristband

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@markamcallister OK. I’ll take Lagos but if we are in Africa, I’ll raise you Nairobi.

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@abadojack

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Ruto got feminists agreeing with Amerix

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@abadojack

28 days

Grieve then what? It's common knowledge among Kenyan Devs that the best way to get over someone is to learn a new programming language or framework. I am running out of programming languages to learn 🤣🤣

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Do men even grieve after a breakup? They seem fine 😭

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@abadojack

14 days

This guy is lying on live national TV. "The police were overpowered and guns stolen then used by the public to shoot a 12 year child 8 times." #RutoMustGo

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@abadojack

19 days

Fully remote/Relocation backend roles. Share them in case it gets worse 🙏🏿

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@HarunMbaabu

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Share those tech jobs that come with relocation packages 😒😒

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@abadojack

25 days

National Anthem All three stanzas #RejectTheFillanceBill2024

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@abadojack

3 months

@StanleyMasinde_ @_jumaallan No no. It's not all good. I'm here for the violence

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@abadojack

24 days

I pray for more prosperity for your husband. I hope @KenyaAirways reinstates him to his former job of flying a faulty Boeing 737 Max

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Heh! The pressure of being married to an over achiever 😅. I have to keep trying to better myself daily to keep up with him. Congratulations @KarauriR

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@abadojack

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Remove your simcard from your phone and turn it off Leave your house immediately after and don't go anywhere you frequent If you're able to acquire a new phone, make sure the SIM card you put in it isn't registered to you or anyone really close to you Use cash

SUPER METRO 🇰🇪

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Ndio mtu asitrackiwe anafaa kufanya nini, its urgent guys🤔

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@abadojack

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100 - Work 0722000000 - Mobile Ndio hii number ya Chepsi. Msalimie kidogo 🤣

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@abadojack

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"I'm not a robber, I killed my wife" Osama is out here getting people to confess to murder

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@abadojack

6 months

The peer pressure to build with Rust is tempting Even our resident Android engineer @_jumaallan has been secretly learning Rust

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@abadojack

3 months

I've got to stop inviting random VW guys I meet on the road to my house ... but if you got a VW or an Audi and ever pass by my place, tea is at four. You're welcome anytime. Don't bother knocking!

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@abadojack

3 months

Why haven't we built an Open Source Mass Surveillance Software? Imagine if we built an OSS that integrates real time facial recognition, social media posts, LinkedIn, Cell phone records and all publicly available data track people in real-time

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@abadojack

21 days

Be Fragile, not like a flower, but like a bomb ~ Shamelessly stolen #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@munyiri_karobia Huna njaa wewe

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22 days

Locked in

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@abadojack

25 days

I hope you don't bump into me at 11: 30 am in front of CJs

regina phalanges

@TeiMutuku

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To save time if we bump into each other today Yes I am so tiny, I look bigger in my pictures let's move onnn😂😂😂😂😂

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@abadojack

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Growing up, we always thought Cabinet Secretaries were intelligent people from their respective fields. Now we know that one can be the CS for Health without even knowing how to spell a stethoscope.

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@UpdatingOnRome God forbid a man has hobbies

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