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wah mchezo wa taon

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1 month

Was there a Gazette Notice making the sacking of the CSs official?

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Bosco ?

bears 🧸

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1 month

Fried onion rings and roasted chicken for breakfast, money is good 😊☺️

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those who drill boreholes what does this mean?😲😲😲

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@mbarani

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Approaching a TX driver when driving at Night

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@mbarani

7 months

“No need to get fisical”

Masaku

@masaku_

7 months

"Tulieni tuongee msinipige"

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@mbarani

1 year

Karibu nidhani unakula grenades 💀

Peace.

@JICHOdaDOG

1 year

Pasta x Lobster experiments.

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@mbarani

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Wan Stan 🔰

@Stan_Subru

4 months

You guys are getting the new wozzap now? Got it like 1.5 weeks ago man...that green sucks. Zuckerberg copied a lot from GB or FM.

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@mbarani

1 month

Siku ya ijuma

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@_wakina

1 month

A group of Jacob Jumas going to mass report a space🤝🏾

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@mbarani

2 years

Umewai ona Nyoka juu ya kitanda? 🤣

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@mbarani

3 months

When you live in Limuru

Nissan al Gaib

@RedlineWusky

4 months

Oh it's a short shifter alright 😎

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@mbarani

9 months

“Wawawa Enyewe imeenda na maji”

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

9 months

DP Gachagua and CS Murkomen asses the damage on roads along River Tana due to the ongoing El Nino rains

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@mbarani

10 months

Nani anajipaka Outlook Dior 💀

𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒

@kiruti

10 months

There is a perfume that corporate babes wear that smells like an angry email. I don’t know what it is called

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@mbarani

1 year

Still working on this review 😬 Meanwhile enjoy Magical Kenya 🇰🇪

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@mbarani

1 year

Now that we’re here I can maybe do one of those @Kalasinga_ style reviews 😅 Anything anyone wants to know about the Mk6 GTI ?

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@mbarani

1 year

A friend is looking for a new home for his chariot : it’s time to let her go after the flawless service it’s given him over the years. Anyone in the market for one of these knows how hard and rare it is to get a clean well maintained unit Toyota Crown Royal Saloon YOM 2012

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@mbarani

6 months

“We found love in a corporate place” 🎶

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@indimulii_

9 months

Btw if you've worked in the corporate world, utajua hii mambo ya Office boyfriend is real.

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@mbarani

2 months

ah! daktari, uko kwa chemist?

Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪

@salimishmael_

2 months

For those asking in the DMs.... I am safe Multiple people have my live location too in case of anything

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@mbarani

2 years

Ni nani kwa hii TL alikuwa amemarinate nyama mamake mzazi akatengeneza thufu nayo 🤣

Stephen Musyoka

@smusyoka

2 years

Tomorrow's slow roast is ready...

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@mbarani

2 years

The drive home after being told “it’s over”

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@rionabuthello

2 years

A little painting I made today

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@mbarani

1 year

Oh Nogh

Daniel🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ

@DannyDutch

1 year

Life imitates art, again.

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@mbarani

3 years

Media Update Now that Jack doesn't compress images Hemingways Watamu

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@mbarani

6 months

Jambo @Trackmann2

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@mbarani

2 years

Road Trip Machines 💪🏾

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@mbarani

1 year

In the words of @Kalasinga_ After about 4 years, time has come for me to let go of the Mk6 GTI and focus on other life plans.

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@mbarani

8 months

So that’s how you call a river

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@JaMtoka

8 months

Nyanza is a Sleeping Giant 📌 River Kuja 🏞️🌊

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@mbarani

1 year

Hii ni TROUₛₑᵣ

ALLAN_NYASH

@AllanNyash

1 year

Heeeeeeyyyyy

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@mbarani

2 years

Kenians are finally realizing that it is not reasonable to pay north of 2M for a car that cannot do the Kinungi climb at more than 80kph

Car Advice Kenya

@Caradvicekenya

2 years

So many Mazdas and VWs on the roads nowadays! Whats happening to that popular brand? Overpricing?

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@mbarani

3 years

1.NMS 2.KENHA 3.KURA 4.KeRRA

Sir_Kenny.

@KeeLoMita

3 years

Why don't we have a Nairobi Jacaranda tree plantation drive? That purple haze is just gorgeous.

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@mbarani

2 years

When you find Kenians doing their usual 43kph on the fast lane 😑

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@mbarani

1 year

Never understood why people, especially the older generation view WFH as just sitting In some cases those WFH end up giving more hours to the company but alas we are a society enshrined in Management By Walking Around

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@KBCChannel1

1 year

Health CS Susan Nakhumicha orders all KEMSA staff working from home to report to work on Friday, May 19 at 8am. Says it's irresponsible to have paid over 200 people for 2 years while they sit at home in the name of Covid. #KBCniYetu

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@mbarani

2 months

@abadojack All that bravado only to be finished by milk 😭

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@mbarani

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Abu Iman

@Mr_Guantai

5 months

Anyway. Mapenzi inaweza fanya maji ionje Jik. Ogopa sana.

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@mbarani

11 months

Jambo Mingi 👋🏾

Mubabaddie.

@MuchiriH

11 months

Wamemaliza watu wa roadtrip na Fuel prices . Our women are now safe.

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@mbarani

8 months

Seriously though, if you want to overtake such a Lorry / Trailer you need to be further back to have a better view of the oncoming lane . That type of ‘peeping’ to check has landed people into problems

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@NYAMBAN3

8 months

Muache madharau btw😂😂😂

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@mbarani

8 months

Kidogo Passenger Princess akae nje ya gari 😭 kwani ulikuwa umekasirishana ?

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@mbarani

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Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

2 years

Since mnajua kila kitu, hii ni nini?

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@mbarani

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Car Wash Sundays 🫧

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@mbarani

3 years

💯 Buy that fun car and enjoy yourself Don’t be that person who’s permanently angry at people enjoying theirs because you’re driving a H̶o̶u̶s̶e̶ Noah

Wateba 21.7 🇰🇪

@iWateba

3 years

If you're <27 and you got the money, do buy an enjoyment car (unless it's for business). Get that 2 seater convertible! Go on road trips! Time to buy a functional car will come.

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@mbarani

1 month

😭

Juanita Broaddrick

@atensnut

1 month

OMG. So True 😂😂😂😂😂

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SIKAOFFICIAL🦍

@SIKAOFFICIAL1

1 year

DR Congo’s Minister of Education, Tony Mwaba Kazadi has impregnated his Deputy Minister, Aminata Namasia in the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC), claiming It was an accident at work

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@mbarani

10 months

Mlisema hizi magari haziwezi chapa safari refu 😅 ? A good friend is doing the SA Trip, hopefully he gets time to do a thread 🙌🏽

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@mbarani

4 months

Well…

not just a car enthusiast

@Nai_Car_Culture

4 months

Fun loving car guys, assume you have a clean 3 milli with you. What car would you buy?

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@mbarani

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Fafa Mukuru

@osoroKE

11 months

Women in glasses thread? 🥹 Bless us queens

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@mbarani

1 year

VAT the fuck

Mac Otani 🇰🇪

@MacOtani

1 year

Higher VAT on fuel loading...

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@mbarani

6 months

@wanza_ @ianmbunde Is the platter in the room with us?

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@mbarani

2 years

Time for the biannual under-wash, occasioned by a CV boot failure on Thursday 😫 Now ready for the Random Roadtrips 💨

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@mbarani

7 months

@AmosMwaora Mzee, where is the rest of your speedometer?

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@mbarani

2 years

@WillyAbuga 🤣 gari ndogo haiwezi kunywa dithoro

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@mbarani

1 year

Polite night runs with the turbo that has an engine 😅

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@mbarani

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Zollz

@zollz

6 months

Show us a photo or a few from your phone. 🤳🏿

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@mbarani

8 months

But ensuring the roads are well built with pedestrian walkways , cycling paths & adequate lighting is where they draw the line

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

8 months

Traffic offenders on notice as over 400 speed cameras to be installed in Nairobi

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@mbarani

8 months

@kiruti "weka tu, they won't notice"

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@mbarani

4 months

Top of the Morning Unakaa kwa nyumba kama curtains?

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@mbarani

2 months

Aside from Speedo yako kukaa kama protractor, CEL ni ya nini? 😭

Zollz

@zollz

2 months

When I see a "717" number plate the first thing which comes to mind is @rutune_motorW

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@mbarani

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Rutune Motor World

@rutune_motorW

1 year

Show me a perfect picture than this I'll wait. 📷Dayveem

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@mbarani

2 years

@abadan_katan Umejaribu kutoa lock 😬?

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@mbarani

2 years

Took the daily up North 🙌🏽 Been to more counties with this car than 90% of LCs & Prados 😎

TSI Club

@TsiClub

2 years

We drive north #Volkswagen #SpaceYaMagari #TSIClub

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@mbarani

6 months

7.5 🥪

Fintech Guy

@SaruniBM

6 months

Sasa @mbarani has no reason not to hangout with me 💀

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@mbarani

4 months

Naweza kaa vibaya GTI ijipate sokoni 😅😅😅

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@mbarani

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@Nesh_maina

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@mbarani

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@LauraKaindi Wacha wawashe generators wawakujie 🤣🤣🤣

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@mbarani

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Moe

@moneyacademyKE

8 months

What was your top investment this year?

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@mbarani

6 months

Masaa ya Mafungulia Ng'ombe 🤝 Masaa ya Fotografas Top of the Morning

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@mbarani

2 years

Car Wash Sundays 🧼 Maybe I should do a thread of maintenance of black paint 🤔 because Wueh

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@mbarani

10 months

Scenes Wakirudi na Kunguni Lazima iBite

James Smart

@jamessmat

10 months

Hard Working Nairobi county Governor and his executives in a very ESSENTIAL travel to Paris.

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@mbarani

1 year

Sasa Mechi kwa Moko kutakuwaje 🤔 Foreplay mnacheza na "that's not the only thing here that's hard"💀

bigmomma

@laurratteN

2 years

Moko mattress nayo ukilalia lazima uwe na kiti karibu, unaamka upumzike.

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@mbarani

7 months

Watu wa Note, just because gari imejaa badges za Nismo haimaanishi iko na mbio

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@mbarani

2 years

@SheilaLMaina

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@mbarani

6 months

@musyokimusyoka_ And importantly why is that video available in our region 😲

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@mbarani

6 months

If companies could guarantee this type of growth to performing personnel with commensurate remuneration & benefits there’d be a lot less staff turnover

Rothmus 🏴

@Rothmus

6 months

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@mbarani

2 years

When you want a pick-up but the Amarok is out of budget 😫

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@mbarani

3 years

@WMwaniki Halafu pale kwa kibeti 🔥

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@mbarani

1 year

Get yuwaselfu a Wife who understands you 😎

Christopher 🦂

@chrisiganga

1 year

How can you convince me love is a beautiful thing when women are successfully coercing their husbands to sell their GTIs?

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@mbarani

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Sheila

@SheilaLMaina

1 year

Name a better sound?

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@mbarani

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@Adenya_E @LeeRussian You enter from behind? 💀

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@mbarani

1 year

@HumbledStallion That's where you draw the line 😬

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@mbarani

2 months

Kenyan New Car Starter Pack: - number plate - rivets - tint - rivets - minor service - rivets - chwi chwi alarm

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@mbarani

1 year

Me wondering how people are wearing pick-ups

Content Writing + Marketing

@Jeanwandimi

1 year

ladies, did you ever wear boleros.

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@mbarani

1 year

Here we go : it's been 1346 calendar days of ownership . Here are my smol smol thoughts on this Platform : VW Golf Mk6 GTI This was after the first test drive

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@mbarani

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Kalasinga

@Kalasinga_

4 months

Lovely speedo dial.

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@mbarani

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Mark X guys doing Road Construction

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@mbarani

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@mbarani

4 years

Good thing Twitter stopped compressing photos 😊 Wash Day, No Filters

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@mbarani

2 years

Late Night Chicken Run with the Rabbits

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@mbarani

2 years

‘Married a little’ gang leaning on faithfulness

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@mbarani

2 years

As @Murakariuki said, we must stop these Golfs 😅 Ditched the stock single piston setup for the @ProdigyWerks CR4 4-Piston Calipers

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@mbarani

10 months

Matako juu juu kama brakes za Honda 😬

КЕВИН

@kmaore

10 months

Something looks off.

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@mbarani

2 years

5 6 7 Art by @nmordecainu

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@mbarani

1 year

@Kalasinga_ They did not go to marketing school to come and give us strategy advice for free

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@mbarani

4 months

@erick_lesan @nmordecainu @jayteemuro @Kar3Foward @_oh_this @musyokimusyoka_ Results from the kitchen 😮‍💨

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@mbarani

2 months

@alexmwanzo Styro huwezi fanya nusu nusu kama builds 😂😂😂

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@mbarani

8 months

dennis ombachi OLY

@ombachi13

8 months

Broken Sony KD-49X8000G Android Tv to give away. Screen is completely gone but everything else is fine. If you interested you organize your own delivery

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@mbarani

1 year

Naona you're within DRS Range 💀

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@mbarani

5 months

Username: admin Password: admin

Prairie Builders Group 𝕏

@PrairieBuilders

5 months

Let's just say it's April Fool's Day😂

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@mbarani

1 year

Σαπαγιανός

@Sapayian

1 year

Weekends means you buy your girlfriend new shoes. Mine has gotten hers

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@mbarani

2 years

@Mwirigi @brokensuit44 Small car owners have guts bana 🤣 Met this one deep in Meru National Park

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