Don Quixote @pmuoge Twitter profile

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What wamatangi and his Kiambu goons are doing shouldn't be taken lightly. They're committing economic sabotage by stopping foreign investors from developing real estate which could provide hundreds of thousands of employment opportunities.

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@nattykasambala A heavy Yoruba accent speaking Swahili with Xhosa intonation in-between.

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@pmuoge

3 years

The Voter The Politician + family

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@pmuoge

4 years

Toboa shimo on surgical masks before disposing them.

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@pmuoge

4 years

We've heard enough of Kigali, how's the rest of Rwanda doing.

Africa Facts📍

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4 years

Kigali, Rwanda is the safest and cleanest city in Africa.

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@pmuoge

5 years

@earthvisuals I want to experience my country the way tourists do.

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@pmuoge

5 months

This place can hold a music event similar to Tomorrowland, Coachella or afronation. Music promoters need to get their shii together.

Chaos Theory

@Samwyri

5 months

Congratulations, Kenya! It can only get better!

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@pmuoge

8 months

Village market is the best designed mall. Tops on aesthetics and functionality. You can tell the owners are architects. The rest are just halls with cubicles. Two rivers 😭

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@pmuoge

2 months

Make tax audits on state officers mandatory.

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@itskipronoh

2 months

Oscar Sudi donated Sh. 20 million and walked away as if he had done nothing. That's pocket change to him.

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@pmuoge

2 years

Mauritius love investing in the country. From I&M, Britam, Quickmatt etc. Don't know what they see in us.

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@pmuoge

1 year

I have reasons to believe Tanzanians are just as xenophobic towards Kenyans as South Africans are towards the rest of Africa.

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1 year

Did someone tell TZ guys that we are folding this country?

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1 year

@PrimeOaklandSzn @fastpitstop @GoldingBF Not even close, atleast they don't bring about death, distraction, diseases and misery.

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@pmuoge

2 years

A woman dropping dead in the heart of the CBD and taking weeks to realise that a bullet that no one heard in a busy street killed her is the most bizarre thing and not getting the attention it deserves. The colleagues she was walking with thought it was a heart attack.

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@pmuoge

5 years

Maraga Brain cell : Tell the public about the plight of under budget and stuffing in the judiciary. Mouth: Marcidisi S350 haighwesi.

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@pmuoge

1 month

Mkiendea Osama, cancel the rest of his clique too because he wasn't doing it alone. Na sio hao madame pekee.

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@pmuoge

3 years

Mko?

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@pmuoge

1 year

Meat kisiagi aside, where does one buy those (ndundero) condoms.

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@pmuoge

3 months

A country under heavy sanctions has a better emergency response services than this Godforsaken country of ours.

Iran Observer

@IranObserver0

3 months

The weather in the area of the accident is not helping the rescue operation

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@pmuoge

5 months

Someone will convince you that kebabs just showed up and identified the non locals and that the locals weren't involved.

Nation Africa

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5 months

SIX KENYANS killed while hawking utensils in Dhobley, Somalia, in suspected Al-Shabaab attack, Liboi Deputy County Commissioner Ali Manduku confirms.

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@pmuoge

2 months

A reminder that Serengeti is next to Masai mara, cheaper and treat foreigners including Kenyans better. Let them play stupid games and win even more stupid prices. Take your coins where they're needed.

Sir KELVIN🎩

@Kevoh_254

2 months

Narok County has banned the use of Private vehicles for game drives in the Mara. Locals with 4x4 ni kama itabidi tucheze tu kwa matope pale mud for breakfast.

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@pmuoge

1 year

@PrimeOaklandSzn @fastpitstop @GoldingBF Try again.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@bennytothedj Ndio maana ulitandikwa na bibi.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Emma999Too @nyawizzy @NemaKenya @NMS_Kenya @SakajaJohnson @RobertAlai I'm sorry but the song isn't helping 😂

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@pmuoge

3 years

JKIA handled the highest cargo volume in the entire continent beating nothern and South African airports including Bole. You wonder why KQ cargo business was hived off to private entities.

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@pmuoge

5 months

I believe government social media accounts and state officers directly involved are public properties. Locking them to avoid replies should be illegal, they're answerable to the public.

Nakhumicha S. Wafula

@Nakhumicha_S

5 months

We had a fruitful engagement at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre following a Whole-of-Nation Approach [WONA] that was convened by Head of Public Service Felix Koskei as directed by the Labour and Employment Court to address the perennial labour relation issues in the

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Kvaati Not even a single water tank on site. Just classrooms, mosque and insha'Allah.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@CharlesLMadowo This is poverty talking, your kind can never cover restaurant overheads of such magnitude. 5 people paying 5k isn't the same as 5000 people paying 2k a meal. People with imaginary wealth talk the most.

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@pmuoge

11 months

@kachwanya She showcased frozen dengu, fruits and hot pots as a sign of making it in life. Mwalimu wa math was right all along.

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@pmuoge

3 years

Y'all all should learn about talking about your jobs/hustles without trashing college education and employment.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@AlchemistBar254 @_rhoda_w Odieros pale Ruaka learning Mugithi now that their fav joint is closed.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@FranklinBlog @SheldrickTrust Locals have been known to coexist with wildlife, they're are alienating them from grazing and farm land. Don't congratulate them.

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@pmuoge

5 months

Pauline Njoroge crawled so you could walk. She also wanted us to build apartments in Nairobi national park.

Stulla THE General..🇰🇪🇨🇩

@HILLA254

5 months

How benefitial is Karura Forest..? can't a road be constructed to connect Kiambu Rd to Limuru Rd..?

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@pmuoge

3 months

We really need to get serious on matching taxes with wealth declaration.

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@MillicentOmanga

3 months

My new baby. Date if Birth, 2024. Ni God!

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@pmuoge

5 months

Closing legitimate businesses that pay taxes because they are close to church that doesn't contribute anything substantial economically is crazy.

mmnjug™

@mmnjug

5 months

5 high-end hotels in Karatina town, Nyeri that had survived the ongoing crackdown on alcoholism were closed on Wednesday, a day after President Ruto visited reiterated GoK's resolve to eradicate abuse of alcohol. Among those affected is Hotel Starbucks.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@SheldrickTrust White saviour mentality.

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@pmuoge

5 years

Whenever you meet a Kikuyu whisper a little player and hug them a little tighter for the suffering they're going through. A bucket of waru is going for 800, 2kg minji at 400. Don't even get me started on cabbages.

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@pmuoge

5 years

@JemGuru @Brianmbunde @_namahanja @FlyJambojet You forgot to add the part where 'brayo and tweeter clique' chomoad the aircraft wheel.

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@pmuoge

4 years

Wait till Kenyans learn the correct way of pronouncing Dubois. The butwaa that will hit them 😂😂😂

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@pmuoge

2 years

We are getting excited about Uhuru's a 1000 acres with brand new airstrip and not even questioning how he acquired it in the first place just to spite people of opposing opinion?

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@pmuoge

5 months

Frame two ningejiekea hio tembe 🌚

Victor Kenani

@victor_kenani

5 months

2 women arrested by Tamasha management with drugs last night.That is Stilnox and Rohypnol. Noma sana. Colorless, Odorless and Tasteless. Knocks you off like shit.Kaa macho ama utaamka kesho kutwa bila kitu!!

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@pmuoge

3 years

@dexxe @Sam_K_Mwangi You've been bamboozled, run amok, led astray and down right deceived.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@Joe_krak They've never seen a rodent that big 😂😂

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@pmuoge

2 years

@VisitTanzania1 Uprooting maasai locals just to put up a screen for two is crazy.

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@pmuoge

9 months

They're building a high-rise and a petrol station atop a river near Ruaka. The sites have both county and NEMA approvals

Gîthioro wa Nguraî

@gikuyu254

9 months

Nani anaanika story za Kiambu county vile Hanifa anadeal na za Mandera?

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@pmuoge

3 months

How a basic SUV (Toyota Prado) became a status symbol in Kenya should be studied in top Universities in the world.

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@pmuoge

4 years

@W_airimu People who tweet such standards 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@pmuoge

3 months

Once we acquire those Spyder defence systems and a few NATO toys from uncle Sam, we need to recolonise a few neighbours. Heshima idumu.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@MishSerut Have y'all tried selling properties accumulated during his term?If not, I'd suggest you do so.

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@pmuoge

5 months

Chagga are the Kikuyu version of Tanzania and live around the mountain (Kilimanjaro) just like in central. Agenda has been set 😭😂😂

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@pmuoge

3 months

@salimishmael_ A yapper will have you hating on people you've never even met

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@pmuoge

5 years

@earthvisuals I'm must have uploaded the wrong version of my country.

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@pmuoge

1 year

@Kells__K Why does she sound like Shiru kia ndenderu.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@dexxe

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@pmuoge

3 months

Having non existent public spaces within settlement will have you meeting at the mall. My country needs to learn the importance of investing in parks and recreation centres.

Marvin, WordSmith ✍🏽

@MarvinGakunyi

3 months

Update- Somalia president is expected to arrive at BBS mall in Eastleigh today.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@ElsoNyambura

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@pmuoge

5 years

Again, Waititu being a bad governor doesn't mean Kabogo was the opposite. There's a reason why people of Kiambu elected Waititu and kicked Kabogo out.

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@pmuoge

4 years

@NonieMG Coups aren't brunches madam.

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@pmuoge

8 months

The former made the furniture in the background too right? I'd be foaming in the mouth bro.

Lager-tha

@TreasonousBabe

8 months

Mike Mondo posts about shiko nguru ALL the time on IG. Whew. #Family This will either end as a true love story or in the PREMIUMEST of tears

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@pmuoge

3 years

@mssheilakimani Explains Sarah Hassan going back to the hustle on our local TV scenes.

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@pmuoge

3 years

Haka kanataka kunitoka maze. I'm going home.

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@pmuoge

8 months

Talking stage is a high effort,low reward activity. Let's just skip to the good part, starting families, travel, kitendo etc.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@MishSerut Naah, he should go ask for the parliament health cover that he selfishly signed up for. Don't involve us in your greed madam.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@GenosMartin @Benji_Fernandes More rocks than sand on the shores hahaa

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@pmuoge

9 months

@akams_ Bana. How did he even manage to introduce this thing to his SDA family in the village in the first place?

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@pmuoge

1 year

@Jasiri_2Circle A farmer from the rift or a roads tenderpreneur will walk-in and acquire the unit just because of what she's showing and the kipchoge brand. Nyinyi na car twitter mtabaki hapo na sijui crawl control, lock diff..

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@pmuoge

5 years

Joy kendi and mama tumi on a F1 track 'influencing' F1 racing. Brands here are Ebola. Only in Kenya where makes ups vlogger will find their way into a golf event that they know nothing about

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Coopbankenya Thanks to all the bullies who participated in this. Online bullying ain't that bad after all.

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@pmuoge

6 months

Something our thieving politicals should consider investing in and not just the oversaturated real estate. For a billion kes, you can own a thriving cargo ship freight business.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@aomenya Proof that owning academia papers isn't a measure of intelligence either. Can't even differenciate between students he talks down to and a potential client.

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@pmuoge

4 months

@Ohta_Ryota His was a captain for starters. Experience in that field huwa measured by flying hours and not merely age. I believe his rank also qualified him to fly his senior.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@YouLoveLeona @MukamiMoturi When I saw the avocado

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@pmuoge

5 months

The trip to Rwanda was on Feb going by IG, that's why you ain't sure whether to call him an ex. The crime scene is still active...

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@kkkks234

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Nimekumbuka kuna one of my ex I dunno nimuite ex he was so understanding 😭whenever I needed help Angecome through adi anatuma extra juu lakini ikifika saa ya kuhave a good time navaa tampon namshow I’m on my days even the day I travelled to Rwanda to see my bf alinipeleka jkia

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@pmuoge

2 years

@T_Amkoya I understand why daughters ditch their parents and never look back. But then again, they blame parents in their old age for not being there for them when they were young. Sina maoni.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@murgormurgor A nyeuthi enforcing segregation, you can't make this stuff up haha. Black on black crime.

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@pmuoge

6 years

@Ohta_Ryota I'm sure members kwa hio page yake are commenting 'blessed, highly favored wakipanguza dust ya viatu na tissue.

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@pmuoge

5 years

@SkizaMunesh I'm calling the Police!!

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@pmuoge

3 months

Funny thing is no one protests when foreigners acquire land there, the entire Malindi coastline is owned by Italians. But your tribal lenses only focuses on fellow nyeuthis. Self loathing is heavy on this one. I pray better for you.

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In a few years, Malindi and Kilifi will be the next Mpeketoni. People investing in land inequality will end up in tears

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@pmuoge

2 years

But Rao ought to have showed up at Bomas with the rest of Azimio principles. Atleast for the masses that voted for him, otherwise it's sends a message that their interests were only power and not for the good of the country.

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@pmuoge

3 years

@gidikariuki But the work involved, I have a cousin amekafunga na writing but he has no life.

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@pmuoge

10 months

If mutura had a Michelin star instead of darkness

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@pmuoge

5 years

Mutahi kagwe with a comeback. Dude deserves everything good, him and Dr. Bitange gave as cheap internet. Without them,we would be accessing the internets via Saatafrika pensioners owned satellites. The ghetto.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@EZRAwaCHELSKI It doesn't work like that over here. Kikuyu don't believe in demigods.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Aella_Girl @probioticFan @zksyncenjoyer Someone tells you you stink and you think soap is the problem instead of taking a damn shower...

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Kdenkss @cchukudebelu Kenyans are docile because they don't have to shout over generator and chaotic streets noises.

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@pmuoge

3 months

The downside of 07 PEV we rarely talk. Not only were lives lost, but total obliteration of economic activities setting individuals and communities back to a point of no recovery

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@pmuoge

2 years

@48pach Women pick on short men that doesn't sit well with me.

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@pmuoge

5 years

@DonaldBKipkorir Kizungu mingi. Kiambu people just wanted Kabogo gone. They would have elected a goat if it was in the ballot.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@Jasiri_TEA @KeNHAKenya Wait till you learn that if you need to access the SGR from GM, you either go through the airport security check and make a dangerous crossing towards Savannah business park, or go all the way to mlolongo with unmarked turns/exits/entrance.

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@pmuoge

6 years

Njoki ngumi proves that owning academic papers and good grammar is not a measure of intelligence.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@DrKanyuira Wailete kitengela ama athi River tufungue klabu.

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@pmuoge

5 years

Monica juma appointment influenced by somali/kenya offshore border issue. She is a badass. Politicians used to cower when they visited her office that they formed a committee to kick her out. 😂😂😂😂

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@pmuoge

5 years

@jwaweruh Kama kamekanyanga sink mehn.

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@pmuoge

4 years

@mmtairo A sarah kabu will be assigned to your TL soon. You are required to have a burner acc with you.😂😂😂

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@pmuoge

2 years

@kababakatana "Atleast 1 year experience in a busy environment"

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@pmuoge

2 years

@JemGurru Hahaha. Feel and release for the burden is not yours to carry bro.

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@pmuoge

2 years

@pmusesya @KenyaPower_Care How sustainable is this even. Why we'll never realise industrialization. I now understand why factories either close, opt for importation instead manufacturing or convert to solar.

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Even this toad is making sense. For instance, Sudi's conviction was bangled by an eacc agent who conducted investigations at a hotel invited by the suspect they were supposed to arrest. The agent should be charged with gross violation.