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Crossroad of flood and drought
Joined April 2021
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@scottwestacre
Clay scott
4 months
88’ Behind the scenes. Many have asked about her vet’s opinion on what we should be doing— his advice is to let her decide. Because we are in a hurry doesn’t mean she’s ready. When she is full bagged. Loosened up on backside and not progressing—then we help. Till then….
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Serious question. Have you made more money under red or blue presidents. Hate to say it but I’ve made more money under blue. Trump was a disaster for ag. He really didn’t do much for ag. Biden is horrible for the country but I sold a lot of $8 and $16 bushels. A lot.
@JakeZwagerman
Dutch dirt farmer
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I think the equipment reset is closer than we think. Lotta iron for sale and auction. It’s the season but still. Got another bin quote. Orgnl 88K. Called why so high. Fat finger was excuse down to 78K. Said no and got third bid 62K. I’d say by summer things will look different
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Yea. We need term limits. Sorry but his time was gone years ago.
@ChuckGrassley
Chuck Grassley
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Tassel—>pollination—>silk—>kernel #cornwatch
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Why is this shit cheaper in jugs than totes or barrels. $150.
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Now we are having fun. Last time i had to do this was 2019. 6 acres a load. It’s slow but I’m clicking off acres.
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Sooo…..any guesses on trade diff….MY2018 5140with 700 sep hrs…….to a MY2022 7150 with 50 sep hrs…….both basically equipped the same. See what sales guy says later today.
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Tell me the USDA is fuking lieing and rigged without telling me.
@bobcain
Bob Cain
3 months
Took another ride yesterday. Thousands of acres left in the aftermath. All of this was green eight days ago.
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New crop is now worth more than old crop yet locally they can’t find corn. If you don’t think the report is fuking rigged you are as dumb as Biden
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@GregYung2 $100K for a roller? I’d be more pissed about that.
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I wanna know how $71 will feed 10 people.
@KWWL
KWWL
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Americans feeding a group of 10 this holiday weekend will spend an average of $71.22, according to the American Farm Bureau Federation. It’s a record high: 5% more than last year and 30% higher than in 2019 before the Covid-19 pandemic.
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Wet springs don’t equal big crops….i said it. Buckle up.
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Market better pay attention. Protected creek bottom that doesn’t drain worth a shit. No frost against a 100ft southern bluff. Shadows are tacky but not mud. Dust flying on everything in sun.
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I want my checkoff dollars back. This kinda shit wouldn’t happen if commodity boards actually educated society instead of golfing.
@ChrisWTOL
Chris Vickers
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CORN SWEAT Is swamping the Midwest. 🌽🌽🌽 One acre of mature corn can release 3,000 gallons per day! This adds to the extreme mugginess we are currently feeling.
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It’s sad that now you could buy all three of those for what one new one cost 9 months ago. Gotta love the depreciation bleed. Glad I don’t participate.
@kesslering_dill
Dylan
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They finished it today. Yep. I’m that guy. Fuk em. Build more bins.
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@gregzimpleman
Greg Zimpleman
2 months
I am not selling corn again until 5.00 I am not selling corn again until 4.50 I am not selling corn again until 4.25 I am building another grain bin.
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Been Polaris for a long time. Hope I don’t regret it. This extended delay in planting is getting expensive.
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@lilkd4wg Why u hiding the pooch.
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This is a Terrace. O and unloading on the go on a contour bonus. Flat landers will never understand.
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What did a combine cost in 2014. How about an acre of land. Or a bag of seed. What about a Big Mac. American farmer is getting fuked and no one cares. Seriously pull the fukin pin next year.
@BJSplitt
Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉
2 months
Back in 2014 dec corn settled at 406'2 the monday after July 4th.
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I think we can all agree notill wouldn’t have mattered much.
@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
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🚨 #BREAKING : Emergency officials are on high alert as a Minnesota dam is in imminent danger of critical failure 📌 #Rapidan | #Minnesota Currently, emergency officials and dam operators in Rapidan, Minnesota, are on high alert following recent heavy flooding of the Blue Earth
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Getting dry. Getting concerned. Dropped another half notch. Planted thru every wet hole. #creekbottomsaredry
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I’ve been saying this for Damn near a decade. E30 should be the standard. @NationalCorn Wake the fuk up.
@ndrockfarmer
Greg Amundson
2 months
Some of the best mileage I get out of the pickup is when I run #E30 !!!! #homegrownfuel #ethanol
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Maybe that’s the problem. A 410HP tractor shouldn’t be the bread and butter. I pull a 16/31 notill with 180HP in hills that would make an “I” stater cry and quit. Tractors have gotten stupid. Let em bleed to death.
@AaronBobeck
Aaron Bobeck
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Bread and butter tractor of the corn belt took a 200k beating today 160 hrs, not even broke in
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Makin dust. Eating the acres.
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PSA……be sure to shut down if you need to. Been rollin coal for close to 10 days. Covered a stupid amount of ground in short order, hit my wall at 2PM today. Had to shut down and grab some Z. Couple hours and feel like a million again. Remember it will get done.
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And this is why I submit for a checkoff refund on my corn bushels every year.
@NationalCorn
National Corn (NCGA)
2 months
Tonight in D.C., we are honoring the power of: Corn-fed Innovation ⚙️ Corn-fed Sustainability 🌱 Corn-fed Strength 💪 Corn-fed Independence 🇺🇸 Join us in raising a glass to celebrate the Makers of #AmericasCrop ! 🍻
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Live look at government money being dropped from a plane.
@Gibbsfield4430
Ryan Gibbs
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Applying cover crop seed in eastern Iowa today. 🌱🌾🇺🇸✈️ Got all the seed buggy’s full and ready to go.
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Well that’s one way to not harvest 7% beans.
@StaLuziaEsteio
𝙎𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝙂𝙍𝙊 🇧🇷
5 months
Tentando salvar alguma soja a mais em talhão alagado pelas enchentes no Rio Grande Do Sul. Cerca de 30% da safra de soja ou 7 milhões de toneladas ainda estão por colher no estado. #Agro never stops #OAgroN ãoPara #Brasil 🇧🇷
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Wet springs don’t equal big crops. Yea I said it again.
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USDA is so full of shit. I have already hauled all my July contracts because they needed the corn. And since basis have matched the call in board price dang near penny for penny. The west is tight on corn.
@MarketToMarket
Market to Market
3 months
Corn was the headline for @thetedspread this week - not the bearish acres number, but the other part of the report - stocks. We also get into some interesting commentary on spreads in soybeans in this Market Analysis.
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LMAO. We are so fuked.
@GrainStats
GrainStats 🌾
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MAKE AGRICULTURE GREAT AGAIN -Donald Trump (Truth Social)
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Cry me a fuking river. $1M combines and tractors and sprayers. Deere can go fuk themselves.
@MacroEdgeRes
MacroEdge
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John Deere is undergoing mass layoffs affecting salaried and production employees #MacroEdge
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Record yields baby. Beating mud open to mud beans in tmrw ahead of another rain. Field ran 240 last year. Ran 72-75 bu beans a few years back. Will be happy with 50 this year.
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5 hours of basketball a day for a 14 year old. Bet he doesn’t know how to change a tire or rebuild an engine. This is why society is eroding. We find ways to keep our kids busy instead of them learning survival skills.
When you have a 14yo that plays basketball 5 hours a day and he says he needs “a snack before bed” that’s code for please grill me a deer tenderloin and garlic roasted shrimp…. 😉 🥩 🦌 🍤 🤣
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This guy will probably be on here in 2 weeks bitching about his liberty not work. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to farm.
@JSeimes
Joel Seime
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Started after lunch as it was too muddy this morning after 1/2” yesterday. Laid down just over 800 ac of Liberty today with the ol 4730 at 10 gallons. 400 to go but the forecast doesn’t look like spraying weather.
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Nothing to see here. Heat and N loss didn’t affect it at all. Mid May planted. I beat APH by 40-60 last year. I will be at APH this year. But hey. @ArlanFF101 says that 15% doesn’t matter.
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Planted 4/13. Climate says 16 inches since then. Rippin it out. Try again.
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2 inches of rain. Mud on boots. Pollinating. Double ears. Fungicide next week.
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About to do stupid shit because of these two maps. My final corn date should be 6/5 not 5/25. I’ve raised above APH corn in June. It’s time for RMA to adjust dates. I’m goin to plant in shit so I get to replant later
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@PetersonLJacob Planter did what it was supposed to. You left a gap and it filled it in
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And we are off. Pro tip….always start in a field 1/4 mile off the road surrounded by trees. That way no one can see your fuk ups. Especially with a new planter. Knock on wood so far so good.
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Boy mother Deere is having a rough go of it. Course it could also be because the American farmer is getting fuked over by a rigged market. Either way tough sledding ahead for all. Now if someone could expose the fertilizer cartel.
@robbystarbuck
Robby Starbuck
2 months
John Deere just sent an email to their global workforce warning that MORE mass firings are going to happen on July 24th. They say all employees who don’t need to be onsite should work from home July 24-26 so they can "hear and digest the news in private." CEO John May made $26M
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Can you imagine spending $1M on a polished turd only to have it in pieces because it’s a piece of shit……bonus it’s worth around $350K now. Nothing like a $2K/sep hour hit on depreciation to top off that shop bill.
@sloanimplement
Sloan Implement
3 months
We're in full blown Harvest prep in the shop! 🛠️🧰 - An unexpected equipment breakdown is the last thing you need this Harvest! Schedule a pre-harvest inspection at ! #sloanimplement #johndeere #agriculture #shopviews #johndeereservice #inspection #harvest
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This is like 2 years in a row. Stop turning your fields into moon dust so you can brag about planting 12 fuking MPH. Jesus. IL farmers are starting to act like Chicago residents.
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Hope I don’t regret this. Creek bottom going in early.
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I’m convinced the collapse of society will be the fact that we are one generation away from most of society being helpless with basic work and survival skills. Social studies 101. Shelter. Food. Safety. Technology makes us efficient but isn’t the building blocks.
@KurtisShipp
Kurtis Shipp
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After countless hours of watching grandpa and dad, Layton got to do a little driving himself. Hard to imagine he will say some day he learned to drive a tractor on one with AutoTrac.
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Nothing to see here. All is well. 160’s and 40’s in play now.
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Legend.
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This corn is moving. Haven’t been to this farm in a month. It’s been one of the drier farms which is good for this year. Got 1.5 inches the other night. 7 leaves from tassel. With 90’s coming it will beat the 4th.
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Yep. Rains too much. Down. Not enough rain. Down. Hail. Down. Wind. Down. Biden pres. Down. Trump pres. Down. Harris pres. Down. China doesn’t buy. Down. China buys. Down. ……o wait. That’s right. The game is fukin rigged. US farmers are fuked.
@GrainsGorilla
Grains Gorilla
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Since when do 100 degree temps with no rain not cause issues to corn and beans? 2024 is one hell of a year. Every piece of news or weather has a a bear twist to it.
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Planted 4 days ago. 90 this Sunday. Outta make it roll coal.
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Last year I lived rain to rain. But it wasn’t hot. Sure it got to 90 but that’s normal. What wasn’t normal was night time temps dropped into 60’s or even 50’s. This year they are 5-10 warmer already. This will cut corn yields even with water. Market doesn’t know this but….
@247dotAg
247AG
3 months
Going into July, cool/cold north, heat south. They keep the rains north. If correct, not good at all.
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100K acres to survive. The 80’s 2.0 is going to be lit.
@buperac
bu/ac
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Wanna know what being on a 100,000+ acre farm is like? Here is an overview of seeding. Every drill operator gets a brand new JD tractor, typically the biggest one they make. The Bourgault drills are new every couple years depending but also the biggest they make. You work in
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2 acres left of corn replant. Knew it would be close. I hope this is all the replant for the year.
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Cry me a river. $100K for a pickup or Tahoe is stupid. Let em bleed. Hard. Let me know when an HD loaded up is back to $60K. And even that’s too much. Economy is crashing. But no one wants to say it.
@KobeissiLetter
The Kobeissi Letter
2 months
Car prices are crashing: Used car and truck prices are now down 17.5% since the 2021 peak, the largest decline in 15 years. Over the last 35 years, there were only two times when prices of used vehicles saw a bigger drawdown: in 2004 and 2009. Overall, US wholesale prices of
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Or you could just not be lazy and manually roll tarps and traps. Flame away.
@E_Energy_Adams
Andrew Johansen
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Having a bad day? At least you did not hit your automatic trap switch instead of tarp switch. At least it’s not under the probe.
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@markalfordkc Rino on roids.
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When it rains it pours. Neighbors mom has been in hospital. Then yesterday he had catastrophic planter failure. Trying to slam as many beans in the ground as I can before the rain. He’s one of those good ole boys that communities are built on.
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I want my soybean checkoff money back now.
@GrainStats
GrainStats 🌾
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US Imports of animal fats, greases, and processed oils (used cooking oil) skyrocket to take advantage of low carbon fuel programs 🔥
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You have got to be fukin kidding me. The SM AG whores all on one boat. Jesus fukin Christ. Ag has turned into a fukin kindergarten participation trophy circus. I can only hope $3 corn buries some of them. What a joke.
@farminthrufaith
abbie
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Since we’re all going broke, we may as well celebrate on a cruise ship
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@LouieDN Also this is the future. Not those piss ant T40/50
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So I was hoping for 90/10. It’s more like 30 good. 30 ok. 20 not ok. 20 um we aren’t going to talk about it. Going to let it simmer today and try to mud in corn tmrw. 6 of next 10 days have rain in them, and 2 of those are today and tmrw. Can’t insure it if it ain’t planted.
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Mmmm yea. Bake that ground that’s been pounded with rain.
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@schrieferranch Are you surprised. I’ve had that happen many times. Local dealer wonders why I don’t buy local any more. If you don’t wanna play ball I’ll go elsewhere. They’ve lost out on 2 tractors. A combine. A sprayer. A planter. A skid steer. All in the last 7 years or so.
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Legit.
@bitcoingardener
Mine4Heat Gardener
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Global warming? Probably nothing to do with all the turf grass and concrete and we should blame it on cows.
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I’d share if I could. Freaking can’t miss one. Be super nice mid July.
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@katherinesalom Aren’t you married?
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@shenna_brook Do you know who the daddy is?
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@Bayleewilson Your questions is loaded. We show pigs…my simple answer is yes. We go to state and national shows and people that see my kids literally handling pigs like pets and treating as such gain some comfort in the fact farmers care……long answer to it, the show circuit has issues
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This guy obviously doesn’t farm in reality. He’s also never raised 30 bu corn and 300 bu corn within 2 years of each other. Twice. In a decade. 2012/2014 then again 2018/2020. Let me know how you manage that past 50% APH.
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Corn is done. For the first time. Now we wait.
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@buggy_ridge I’m kinda to the point of fuk it. Less land producing quicker we get to critical mass of a problem. Farmers have pissed away power too long. If we were smart we would take a year off. That would change some perspectives.
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Most around here put the hitch pin in upside down. So you can drop the pin and drive away.
@FWwhatthetruck
WHAT THE TRUCK?!?
3 months
Please advise what to do in this situation @GooseW900
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O that’s going to help out that 225.
@bluhm1
Katie Bluhm
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Moultrie County was stop 4. Grain Length 6.33 (that hurts). Rough Yield 155.6 bu/a #PFTour24
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@Grain_Cycles Reagan was horrible for ag.
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That’s because MN has turned into a bigger shithole than IL.
@keloland
KELOLAND News
2 months
While South Dakotans are allowed to drive at the age of 14, as of August 1, children in Minnesota aren’t allowed to sit in the front seat until they’re 13. .
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For all you green panty douche bags.
@robbystarbuck
Robby Starbuck
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Wow. John Deere CEO John May should resign or be fired over this video. Listen up because you won’t believe what he admits. He admits to seeking specific races for board seats and that "diverse" board members have questioned why certain non-diverse people were hired and how to
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And we have lift off!!!!! Planted 4/6.
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Pretty sure this guys is part of the problem. Markets are rigged.
@ArlanFF101
Arlan Suderman
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An USDA NASS study of satellite images determined that just 70K #corn and 46K #soybean acres were lost to flooding in the northwestern Midwest in the record rains of June. The study does not include lost harvestable acres due to ponding. #oatt
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$36 for a movie for 2. Crazy. Used to be able to eat and movie for that. Dinner was $90 with tip. $126 for an evening out. But yea middle America is doing just fine.
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Why as farmers do we continue to feed the data machine that is big business. This includes private, industry, university and gov surveys. If we all went silent and pulled the hitch pin next year things would look different. We can play their game. Just buy the board.
@BenBrownMU
Ben Brown
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If you rent ground to hunt in Missouri @MUExtension would really appreciate your participation in our triannual Missouri Rental Rates Survey. Rental rates are collected on hunting leases as well as cropland, pastureland and farm facilities.
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@laneallenw I delete before I’d screw with that.
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@AaronBobeck Cry me a fukin river. $1M combines sprayers and tractors. Football player spokesman. Deere can rot in hell and I own green paint. Deere quit caring about its customers 20 years ago.
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@Crop_Ins_Guy Yep. Did you see the numbers? $160K to trade up 2 larger tractors. 2 planters. And a combine. Dude shoulda kept his mouth shut and tried to keep the deal with a few more Bennie’s. After I saw the numbers my thoughts changed. He needs to bleed out.
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@Deere_Salesman $900K used combines on dealer lots. I’d be worried about that and not your customer.
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This is how dumb the general population is. They eat this shit up. Dumb fuks.
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
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Surreal.
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But. But but. But. Relay crops will save us.
@jasonmauck1
Jason Mauck
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Dakotas, Nebraska is looking full torch
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@JessMcMasterKC KC has a thug problem. Black community has a parenting problem. Laws don’t fix bad parenting. Wake up.
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For IL to pull 225 we need to see 280 samples not 230.
@bluhm1
Katie Bluhm
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Last stop of our tour was in McLean County Illinois. Grain length avg 7.7 inches. Rough estimate is 232 bu/a. #PFTour24
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@zebulousprime Henbit and pennycress are cover crops right!
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@TheGrainiac That’s pretty fuked up in this environment. Brand new with huge discounts delivered 36 hours after ink was dry. And I mean huge discounts. Not sure if NH is trying to move product but it was cheaper new than guys selling 100-500 hour used machines.
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Table top flat and the douche bag still had his boom way too high. Nevermind the wind.
@BlySchultz
Bly Schultz
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“I can’t believe the products my ag salesman sold me won’t work!!!” *40mph wind today*
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Look at that. MN was a shithole before IL was.
@SchrodingersAlt
Schrodinger’s Oil Trades
2 months
Anyone remember how the election turned out after they tried to assassinate Reagan?
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@corn_porkNbeans It will buff out. Put some JB weld on it.
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O fuk you. This kinda shit is exactly why American farmers need to not plant a fukin acre next year. Fuk YOU
@FarmPolicy
FarmPolicy
2 months
The post-Covid surge in #grocery #prices was driven mainly by substantial increases in #commodity prices and supermarket wages, rather than price gouging, according to Economist Thomas Klitgaard from the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.
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How to spot a 40 year old single mom.
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@gavin_spoor @Fendt_NA @thefarmergrayce Good lord you get a demo but can’t afford a seed tender.
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