Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉 @BJSplitt Twitter profile

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

my 4 y/o: Dad, can I say the f word in my head? me: Sure, just not out loud him: You're the best dad ever me: Wait, why? him: I just fucked up the picture I'm coloring

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

I'm all for eliminating student debt. Fortunately, my wife's student debt was eliminated...by a service disabled veteran...that didn't go to college and instead got a job and paid that shit off himself. Figure it out yourselves; don't make me pay your way too. ✌️

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

10 months

This is my 12 y/o son, JJ. He goes under for surgery in 2 hours. Say a quick prayer for him if you would.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

*Outside talking to neighbors with wife Neighbor's wife: we've been stocking up on supplies every day My wife: good to know Neighbors looking at each other: why? My wife: now I know we can just kill you and take your stuff if it comes down to it This is why we're married

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

My kid farted so loud at school today I got a phone call about him disrupting class

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Who's going to break it to the Mexican tourism board that seed companies might not hit their goals this year

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

When do Americans start going for car rides as a form of entertainment?

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

National anthem, baseball field surrounded by Iowa corn & an A-10 flyover; I'm glad I got to see it.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

We need to protect the hedged from the unhedged

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

I told myself 25 years ago i wouldn't be a dick about how my kid wears his hat but boy was i wrong

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

Took more courage to be out there alone without the rest of his team than it took to wait in the locker room.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

my wife could stand there and tell me where to put every plate cup and utensil in the dishwasher and she'd still move it all once I was done

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

This is my family. There are many like it but this one is mine.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

2 years

@ZubyMusic July 8th Chicago

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

We're pleased to announce the results of a collaborative project between , John Stewart & Associates and done to assess corn yield & acreage implications in IA, MO, IL, IN & OH. Full report can be viewed at .

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

I hereby order grains to go back up

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

Beef And some other stuff

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Embarrassing day for USDA on a couple levels here. To have the site down when the report is released is secondary to the obvious fact that someone waited until 11:00 to buy the corn report they knew would be bullish before the numbers were actually released.

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@BJSplitt

5 years

Corn up with the numbers delayed. Someone knows.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

don't text your broker "thoughts?" right now

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Wife thought this was cool @USAA

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

I'll be taking a knee today at 1100 in protest of all the corn being carried into this year's crop.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Happy Veteran's Day to all those who stepped forward, stood on the line & took an oath to defend the constitution Granpa, dad, me & brother

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

My daughter Sophia turned 13 today as we sit in shelter-in-place directive. Not the day she thought she'd have just weeks ago. This is one of my favorites picture of her when we had a daddy daughter date night together. Birthday wishes appreciated for her.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

False flag imminent. No way this ends without something that causes something else, caused by someone made to look like someone else.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 months

People born the day I was medevac'd in Iraq, 4/3/03, can now drink legally

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

Because everyone farms 18,000 acres of 220bpa corn.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

I love how media makes it look like delta variant is because of the "unvaccinated" in the US when it's simply the variant that was first found in India in December of 2020

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@BJSplitt

4 years

This is the day the LORD has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

I'll allow it 🤣

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

4 y/o son: I don't want to go to school today Wife: Why Brody? Brody: Because I love you so much Wife: *melts 😚 Me being clever: I don't want to go to work today Wife: I already made your lunch

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Just found 2 strips of bacon from last winter in a ziplock bag in my jacket and it took almost everything in me not to try it

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@BJSplitt

7 years

My son: You know what I like? When both guys really want to win, but one guy helps the guy on the other team up after he tackles him. Me: 😊

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

77 years ago yesterday was my grandfather's 1st day on Okinawa. It was Easter Sunday. He told me this while we said our goodbyes to his wife of 74 years. Say a prayer for him if you would. I'm so happy for my Nana; she was greeted by so many that love her.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

If you think the current antifa movement deserves to occupy the same space in your brain as Americans that fought nazis in WW2 then it's probably because you have a really small brain.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 months

"Tucker, I'll explain your bear market in corn." "How stocks-to-use increased 50% in one marketing year?" "The first to practice agriculture on a large scale started in the pre-dynastic period from the end of the Paleolithic into the Neolithic, around 10,000 BC and 4000 BC."

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

1 year

Looks the same to me. No one here is ready for $3 cash corn in 14 months.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

don't shoot the messenger 2008 vs 2021

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

I fear this year's yields will have ramifications beyond how this year's crop turned out. Unless the USDA is just plain wrong about yields and they're revised lower over next few months, we can say goodbye to the idea of aggressively adding risk premium in future growing seasons.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

11 months

Day 70 of my crayon addiction

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Congratulations to my amazing wife who just crossed the virtual stage at her graduation, Magna Cum Laude.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Today is a day of firsts for my son. JJ had his first shoe shine today, but more importantly, also his First Holy Communion.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

1 year

Just in case no one has seen this yet 🤪

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

when do we go on reddit and tell them how short and evil commerials are in grains

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

I'm proud to be an American

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

Ag twitter on every USDA report day

Rita Panahi

@RitaPanahi

6 years

She seems nice.

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@BJSplitt

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DR22 Ω 🪬🎭 (🐬,🐬)

@DejaRu22

2 years

The same water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. Epictetus said, “It's not what happens to you, but how you react to it that matters.” Consider the scenario below “I grew up poor!!!’ Waaa” OK cool. No complaint will change that. Now ur motivated to give UR kid the best

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Wtf

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

when will we realize that in this market the people that looked stupid this morning now look smart and the smart people this morning look stupid and everyone doesn't know every move every day for cryin out loud

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Now do the great U.S. Ethanol Industry

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

We will never let the great U.S. Oil & Gas Industry down. I have instructed the Secretary of Energy and Secretary of the Treasury to formulate a plan which will make funds available so that these very important companies and jobs will be secured long into the future!

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

This is a weekend where grains should wait to open until monday morning and not trade at all on Easter Sunday; fight me

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Apparently my son is a Victoria's Secret display for Halloween

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Happy birthday bro Love ya miss ya

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

Things keep working out really well for China

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Why can the variants be named after where they come from, but China virus is unacceptable?

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Watched both conventions. RNC had better fireworks. My opinion beyond that shouldn't matter to you. In this country we get to decide where our 1 vote goes. We all have the right/responsibility to decide for ourselves and I won't judge anyone, that's Someone Else's job.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

Much finger pointing, jabs and even throwing shade at things people said years ago on agtwit lately. Markets exist due to diff opinions/needs. Knock it off. Act like you've participated in market before because we know no one is right the market all the time. It's humbling daily.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

7 years

Answer: Agrigold will have its largest replant in our 80 year history. Question: What did text this morning from regional seed guy say?

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

This is the kind of shit I just can't handle

Ryan Whitney

@ryanwhitney6

4 years

So incredible you almost have to respect it

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

Happy 246th @USMC An intimate birthday celebration with three generations of Marines

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

2 years

My son had to sit out during dodgeball because he was throwing the foam ball too hard

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

this was garbage. bearish headline while market open, bullish headline after the close.

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@GrainsGorilla

3 years

Reuters should be banned from reporting news.

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@BJSplitt

2 years

@DejaRu22 Everyone in my household has influenza A except for me. I started taking black seed oil 2x daily earlier this year and haven't been sick since. It was a running joke at our dinner table. "Haha dad drinks this gross oil because he read something on the internet." Haha indeed.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

There's something incredibly disturbing reported in the first two paragraphs and if it doesn't bother you I don't know what to tell you

Ventura County's coronavirus death toll climbs to 16; cases reach 465

Ventura County's coronavirus death toll increased to 16 on Thursday as additional deaths were reported by county officials for the second day in a row.

www.vcstar.com

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

No better friend, no worse enemy

Joe Pompliano

@JoePompliano

3 years

The best thing you'll see all week: A US Marine makes the most of a terrible situation by sharing water with children as they wait to gain access to the airport in Kabul. (🎥 IG/chugforvets)

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3 years

My 10 y/o getting size 13s for football this year; we both wore size 10.5 last season...I still do.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Ag producers from across the country travel to Chicago to be told to know their breakevens 🤔

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Common Core is bullshit and whoever made it is an asshat

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 months

The producer owns 200k contracts worth of corn more than they did at this point in 2014. I get the funds are record short. Funds only sold about 60k contracts on a $1+ move in 2014. It doesn't have to be the funds that push this down the last leg.

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@BJSplitt

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

Australia gives me nightmares

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

One black swan is bad enough

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

2 years

Haven't heard anything in a while about how oats know

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

SH08 (red & green candles) vs SH21 (red & white candles)

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

So proud of my wife for completing her second Chicago marathon today. Honorable mention to her dad for running his 16th at age 70. He's nuts🤪

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@BJSplitt

6 years

When your kid looks like he got held back 4 straight years

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

10 years

My buddy Chad who gave the #UltimateSacrifice just steps away from me in Iraq - April 3, 2003. You are not forgotten: http://t.co/dheXTNLzQ2

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

I used to have a $5 copay for medication. Now it's $465. Meanwhile healthcare premiums have tripled. Thanks @BarackObama and @BCBSIL you dicks.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

Rumors China is buying 3 mmt of US corn for PNW shipment. Could be both 2018/19 crop and 2019/20 crop.

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@BJSplitt

3 months

Dec '14 corn settled at 443'2 on June 26th of 2014; Dec '24 is 443'2 at this very moment. Dec '14 settled 425'2 the day of the June stocks/acre report, down 22. Dec '14 gapped lower the day after July 4 and traded 380'0 by July 15 and 365'0 by July 25. The Oct 1 low was 318'2.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

This is the largest sale of US #soybeans to Argentina since yesterday

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Chicago Mayor - IL is a conceal carry state; please don't take matters into your own hands and call 911 instead. We will respond. Chicago Mayor 1 minute later - We had 65,000 calls for service yesterday, a thousand every 30 minutes. A police force 4 times the size couldn't...

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

6 years

@iowahawkblog I'm in IL, so a state of decay would feel natural

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

Is this real?

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

8 years

Well there was this one time on September 11, 2012 where our Secretary of State pretty much did

Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

8 years

"I've never known America to quit on ourselves. I've never known us to give up in the face of tough challenges." —Hillary

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@BJSplitt

2 years

20 years ago today I was medevac'd in Iraq. RIP LCpl Bales.

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

some phone calls start off by asking me how high i think corn/soybeans are going some phone calls start off by telling me they just ran revenue estimates and they look great it's a completely different mindset between the two

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

4 years

I propose every sports team be named the latitudinal/longitudinal coordinates of their home stadium followed by the name of the sport and the word 'team' Redskins will now be the 38.9076° N, 76.8645° W Football Team

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

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*Talking to client "Corn was down a nickel and beans down 15, both on the lows" *My 7y/o listening in the background "You know what ol Jack Burton would say in a time like this...what the hell"

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 years

@jerodmcdaniel CDC SAYS TWEETS MOCKING CDC ARE TO BE IN ALL CAPS

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

10 years

Hospital selfies waiting to finally meet our new little man http://t.co/yoeyd36Crh

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

5 years

Smiling and dialing ☎️☎️☎️🎉🎉🎊🎊🎂🎂🎂🍻🍻🍻

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

2 years

Feel like I've been making homemade vegan burgers my whole life

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Brian Ω 🌽🫛🥩🥓📈📉

@BJSplitt

3 months

Back in 2014 dec corn settled at 406'2 the monday after July 4th.

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@BJSplitt

5 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ramp Capital

@RampCapitalLLC

5 years

We’re all this guy

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@BJSplitt

4 years

lockdowns don't work they knew it all along but there was an election

CBS Chicago

@cbschicago

4 years

Mayor Lori Lightfoot says Chicago restaurants and bars need to be allowed to reopen "as quickly as possible" to cut down on instances of private parties where people don't take proper precautions against COVID-19.

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@BJSplitt

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Fun morning with my boys and 2nd Battalion 24th, Marine Regiment.