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~I know what kind of person you are by how you treat the waitstaff~ Status✨Taken✨. Snap: bayleeshay.82. IG: baylee7429

West central Indiana/cayuga
Joined May 2009
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
4 years
A thread. As a waitress in a small mom and pop place, it has it’s usual Liars Table. The local guys, not all farmers, come and gather round, drinking coffee or hot tea. They talk about the norm...elections, prices, and usually gossip more than the ole biddies at the hair salon
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
Our new pup
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
4 years
My boss had me hang these up on the doors this morning 😳
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baylee
3 years
Saw the combine was just about full so I come up behind him and ask if he wanted to dump his load in me and he didn’t laugh, make a sexual joke back or nuthin and now im looking for someone else that laughs at my jokes
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
Ok you guys, contest is over, I just won cutest calf ever!! Thanks y’all for playing
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baylee
2 years
We’re officially harvesting
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baylee
1 year
@JansenStuart Think I’d take a piece of paper with my name, addy, phone number and hold it up for them to see. They want it back, they can contact you and you can be waiting with a cop for trespassing when they call
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Wanna know what would be great…figuring out a name for this lil shit. We got her Sunday. Blue heeler. Name suggestions please!!
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
1 year
Buuuuuuuut, I thought it suffered a “catastrophic implosion” and turned everyone to dust in .0003 seconds….that’s a mighty good chunk of “submarine”
@InternetH0F
internet hall of fame
1 year
the first photos of the mangled titanic sub have finally been released after being taken to shore
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baylee
3 years
Now, here’s a thought and bear with me bc it’s really kinda crazy. What if, we just started living normal again. Say fuck covid, masks, mandates, vax, etc. you go about your life like we did before. You do you, I do me, and we treat covid like the flu. End the BS
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
7 months
If you don’t smile at this, go seek help
@coleman_peanut
Peanut Coleman
7 months
The youth around here are running wild with absolutely no supervision. Parents these days 🙄.
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@Bayleewilson
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2 months
Damn, I’m good. Only got out like 6 times
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baylee
2 years
Had some customers that have become good friends accidentally forget to tip me Monday morning. He text me and apologized, told me to remind him next time (yeah right). They came in today, gave me an envelope, and let’s just say they definitely made up for it and made me cry 🥹
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
1 year
We got Grand Champion heifer, Grand Champion county born/raised heifer, Grand Champion AND reserved Grand Champion steer and GC and RHC county born/raised. Poor Kera’s steer, the simmy cross, didn’t win anything. Cadence did well in Showmanship, but not enough to clench it.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
10 months
Happy Sweet 16th to the 2 most beautiful, smart, caring, funny girls. I was scared to death when I found out I was having twins, but man, how boring would life be!! You’re worth all the fears I’d had ❤️ love you Kera Belle & Cadence Randin
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
For everyone making fun of my fowl language yesterday, I gift you a pic of my big, white cock. Unsolicited too!! Enjoy.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
9 months
Merry Christmas from my family to yours
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baylee
2 months
There is absolutely something about the mountains that just settles my soul
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baylee
3 years
20 years ago this country came together in the midst of a tragedy. Who would have ever thought this is where we’d be 20 years later. What a damn shame.
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baylee
2 years
Stopped at Casey’s, dropped my change. Much older gentleman waiting, I apologize. He goes “no worries, I got in a hurry twice and got married both times, I don’t get in a hurry no more. Told him it’s pretty early but he just made my day 😂😂😂
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Bc I felt like it
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baylee
2 years
I don’t ask for much, but if you could keep everyone in your thoughts today, I’d greatly appreciate it. Saying goodbye to a 16 year old should never happen. My 3 are not good and it’s already been rough this morning for me. Rest easy Cam #LLKC
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
5 months
Found out today a guy, few years younger than me, married to his high school sweetheart, has 4 kids, and preaches in Colfax, has 6 tumors on his brain that in inoperable, and just finished treatments for another type of cancer. If you have any spare prayers, Paul needs em.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
4 years
Ones as well. I’m looking forward to getting to know them as well as the regulars, but it’s the original ones that break your heart when their seat is left empty. And you never forget where the originals sat, what they drank, and how they liked their eggs ❤️
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Reading tweets and seeing pics of fires in Neb, blizzard in MT and ND, tornadoes in KS, flooding in Iowa, wind beating the shit out of everybody….my heart absolutely hurts for everybody who is just downright tired of it all and are helpless to Mother Natures wrath.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Bc some meanie head didn’t like that I posted a pic yesterday, imma show that fuck stick, lint dicked, twat waffle that I’m gonna do it again 😎
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
It would be great if the government would stop paying ppl to sit on their ass, giving money away like it’s air, and make ppl get a damn job. There are millions of places hiring, how bout we make the economy great again by making ppl fucking accountable. I know, it’s a dream.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Wanna know what ruins plans, ambition, drive, and gumption quicker than shit?? A recliner.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
I’m 5’1 He’s 6’11 My boss took this picture bc she found the size difference absolutely hysterical 😑🤷🏼‍♀️
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baylee
4 years
I don’t understand why we can’t just hype people up. The comments in her thread are just uncalled for. You go Emma
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Emma Humplik
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baylee
3 years
Omfg 💀💀💀💀
@richrobscows1
rich robs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
3 years
I would definitely be out of sight 😂😂
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
First try!! Hell yeah it’s gonna be a good day!! The other day when I attempted this it literally took me 699326853 tries. I was PISSED. This is called balance.
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baylee
3 years
Ooooooooh, SHOTS. FIRED. I like her.
@ClayTravis
Clay Travis
3 years
So @laurenboebert brought a flamethrower to today’s House censure debate.
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baylee
3 years
For all you “poor me” people.....
@OntFarmerNews
OntFarmerNews
3 years
No disabilities here, only abilities! John Ray, 12, who lives with muscular dystrophy, works on his family farm in Kenilworth thanks to a new track chair. You can read the full story at #OntFarmerNews #OntAg #AgTwitter #Accessibility #FarmLife #CdnAg
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
Boy, make one comment about needing a sugar daddy and the DM’s fill up quicker than a hooker on nickel night
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
I think you need to get out more
@PatsKarvelas
Patricia Karvelas
3 years
Memories of the happiest day of my life #getvaxxed
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baylee
26 days
Happiness shared is happiness doubled 🩵
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baylee
3 years
I have no words for how blessed I truly am
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baylee
4 years
I would hate to be the detail guy at a dealership when a farmer trades in his truck
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 months
I’m gonna miss you Diesel. I hope there’s plenty of raccoons for you to kill in doggy heaven, endless amount of belly rubs, and no more lil blue heelers driving you crazy. You were always my walking partner to the barn, and ready to eat Dave’s egg when he pulled in from Casey’s💔
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Merry Christmas from our family to yours 🎄🎅🎁
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baylee
8 months
I am so so so very proud of my girl!! One door closes and another opens! So excited for this new adventure!
@BraxtynDunham
Braxtyn Dunham
8 months
I’m happy to announce that I will continue my academic and athletic career at Aurora University. To Coach Rebsom and Coach Pierce, thank you for believing in me and giving me this opportunity! #GoSpartans !!💙🤍💙
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
Ahhhhhhh, the sweet, sensual, soothing sound of freshly weaned calves right outside your bedroom window
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3 years
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
1 year
Girls got their permits today and their pics look like goddamn mugshots for murder 😂 with NO remorse
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
1 year
Hereford cow. Black bull. Shorthorn calf. Whatever
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Because if you don’t show all the Twits and Tweeters, did it really happen?
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
4 years
Just heard a good friend of ours fell out of a lift bucket today and may not make it. Literally just saw him at lunch. Would greatly appreciate some prayers.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Well, I did get 1 thing done on my list…calves haltered and tied. And this steer is the biggest baby of them all. Yes, that’s me on the fence trying to get him tied shorter 😂
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baylee
2 years
Unloading and stacking 100 bales of straw to our local grocer. One lady: I am thoroughly impressed by you. “Uhhhhh….ok. Thanks?” Some guy: you are one hell of a woman. Another woman: I sure wouldn’t do that. People, it’s called work. Making a living. Look it up.
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baylee
3 years
Some people need a Pat. On the back. Of the head. With a shovel. Repeatedly.
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baylee
3 years
Someone please explain something to me. Kid A tests positive. Siblings, that live in the same house, get to go to school but my daughter that sits by her will more than likely be quarantined. How in the hell does this make sense?
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baylee
3 years
Can someone teach Biden this??
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Deplorable Rasta
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baylee
3 years
Boy, if I have ever choked on my own foot, it was today. Asked a guy how his wife was. Apparently they’re divorced. Over. A. Year. Ago. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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baylee
3 years
Ok, I’ve watched this nonstop. My favorite thing But bro, I feel you
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baylee
3 years
The amount of misinformation and down right ignorance in this thread hurts my head.
@JohnOberg
John Oberg
3 years
What part of this man-made monstrosity looks "humane" or "natural" or to you?! 😡 Dairy cows live lives of confinement & cruelty. They don't put this on #milk cartons. 💔
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baylee
3 years
My MIL got mad bc her poor baby didn’t get dinner until about 10 last night. I’m sorry ma’am, I was out running HIS errands and didn’t even get dinner done until 830. He’s almost 44 years old and knows how to use a phone to call you if he’s hungry. He’s fucked when she’s gone.
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baylee
9 months
We made history today!!!! All 3 of my girls fouled out today. 😑
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baylee
10 months
I love this 😂😂
@HTAgronomy
Holly
10 months
Advertising today couldn’t compete with a jingle like this! Came across this video and it had me 🤣
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baylee
3 years
As a waitress, today is one of our biggest days bc everyone wants to give mom a break & take her out. Please remember that those serving you today are more than likely a mother themselves & are away from their fams, to serve yours. Please understand they are super busy& tip well
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 months
Wyoming, you’ll always have my heart. Beartooth Highway is now my fave ❤️ those views 😍
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baylee
3 years
Let the fun begin...
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baylee
9 months
Merry Christmas Eve from most the servers at the Covered Bridge Restaurant ❤️
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baylee
9 months
hi
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baylee
5 months
Today is cattle werkin day…. Over/under on the amount of cuss words today?
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baylee
3 years
Heyyyyy, good news that no one asked for or cares about but oh well, idc! I’ve lost 7 pounds!!
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baylee
1 year
A senior and two sophomores. Where does the time go?! 😭
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baylee
3 months
We’re officially weighed in….take your guesses. Closest one gets a “YOURE THE CLOSEST”!
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baylee
2 years
DST ended. It’s now dark at 530. Which was 630 yesterday. It’s almost 7 now. Why does it feel like 11? I hate this shit with a passion
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baylee
3 years
While I was hoping to get wet for Valentines Day, a full cup of steaming hot coffee down my leg and into my shoe was not really what I meant…
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baylee
8 months
BRB….. currently sobbing 7th to Senior
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
This ain’t no issue. This is what EVERY kid needs, regardless of from who. Kids have no respect.
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
4 months
Well…..she did the thing Congrats Braxtyn, I am so very proud of you and can’t wait for the next chapter and all the accomplishments you’ll make at Aurora!! You sure make a momma proud ❤️
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
11 months
Wow, this sucks. Sure wish there were coaches like him still around 😪
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
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Rest in Peace Bob Knight, a true coaching legend
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baylee
3 years
I just stole my daughters phone while she is on FaceTime with her boyfriend and she chased me around the house, 3x’s, and let me tell you, I am so out of shape but my lord I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
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baylee
4 months
80 years since D-Day…. I couldn’t pick 8 guys aged 18-22 that I’d feel comfortable sending to Normandy to storm the beaches. How the world has turned
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baylee
3 years
Just out here enjoyin’ my 50’s
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baylee
5 months
No fuckin way. Nope.
@jflojr
Jimmy
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Bailing hay in south Florida has a different set of challenges.
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baylee
2 years
National Honor Society Induction 💙🤍
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baylee
2 years
Good morning
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baylee
3 years
Never had the sex talk but had the “IS THAT A FUCKING HICKEY ON YOUR NECK” scream
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baylee
5 months
Welcome to the bullshit. Girls punished for standing up for themselves
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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NEW: Five middle schoolers who refused to compete against a biological male in the shot put have been banned from future competitions. Where are all the outraged feminists? West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey is now filing a lawsuit against the Harrison County
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
1 year
Sometimes getting up at 5 isn’t always a bad thing ❤️
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baylee
3 years
Suicide is never the answer.
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baylee
2 years
@timmah58 @RaileyKayBrown But they ain’t go no hands 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
3 years
If you don’t say “while you’re down there” to someone of the opposite sex while they’re on their hands and knees working on something, you’re not my kind of people
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baylee
3 years
How convenient on that percentage 👌🏻
@nypost
New York Post
3 years
Taking Viagra cuts the risk of Alzheimer's by up to 69 percent
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baylee
1 year
The second best thing to see after getting it to latch to the cow
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baylee
9 months
These jokes will never not be funny 😂😂
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Space Donkey ©️ 🦖
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baylee
2 years
Last night was the twins’ Morp dance, which is prom backwards, for the jr high kids. I think they cleaned up pretty good 🥰
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baylee
3 years
It’s the “oh, Jesus Christ” that got me 😂😂
@StonedHelton
Helton🏁 🇺🇲
3 years
New bull plays rough.
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baylee
3 years
Braxtyn had some not very good grades this year and as we were talking about who she takes after, I remind her that I in fact, did not get D’s in school. She then states, I bet you did, they just weren’t grades. Touché kid. Fuckin brat.
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baylee
3 years
Post a pic you took with no description and bring some zen to the TL
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baylee
1 year
Well, we’re up on our hooves tonight
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baylee
2 years
Calf is back.
@Bayleewilson
baylee
2 years
Yesterday, a 3 day old little Hereford heifer was on the wrong side of the fence, as well as a few other bigger calves. I got her up but then fear struck and she ran, the wrong way. Thu the fence into the woods. We found her once, she took off again and now we can’t find her.
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baylee
8 months
My date 🥰 cousin that I use to look up to, strive to be, and lost contact with. I’m so glad we’ve found each other
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@Bayleewilson
baylee
8 months
I got a date tonight and I am so excited and nervous
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baylee
1 year
You may not be an Aldean fan, and whatever, but this is bullshit. Maybe more people need to get back to some “small town roots” so they know what to believe in again.
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: CMT just CANCELLED this music video by Jason Aldean about the Antifa-BLM riots You know what to do
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baylee
3 months
Tell me you’ve never had your thang spit on and swallowed without telling me….
@jasonmauck1
Jason Mauck
3 months
This whole Hawk Tau craze is a microcosm of exactly what is fucked up with the world today. Our attention span is too short to have any complex thoughts And....attention metrics are the currency So everyone is running to it to make a $ so Joe blow gets a giggle...and we can
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baylee
2 years
ITS GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHER FUCKING DAY. DAMNIT.
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baylee
3 years
This guy knows what he’s talking about. @jerodmcdaniel
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IndySpanglish
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