A thread.
As a waitress in a small mom and pop place, it has it’s usual Liars Table. The local guys, not all farmers, come and gather round, drinking coffee or hot tea. They talk about the norm...elections, prices, and usually gossip more than the ole biddies at the hair salon
Saw the combine was just about full so I come up behind him and ask if he wanted to dump his load in me and he didn’t laugh, make a sexual joke back or nuthin and now im looking for someone else that laughs at my jokes
@JansenStuart
Think I’d take a piece of paper with my name, addy, phone number and hold it up for them to see. They want it back, they can contact you and you can be waiting with a cop for trespassing when they call
Now, here’s a thought and bear with me bc it’s really kinda crazy. What if, we just started living normal again. Say fuck covid, masks, mandates, vax, etc. you go about your life like we did before. You do you, I do me, and we treat covid like the flu. End the BS
Had some customers that have become good friends accidentally forget to tip me Monday morning. He text me and apologized, told me to remind him next time (yeah right). They came in today, gave me an envelope, and let’s just say they definitely made up for it and made me cry 🥹
We got Grand Champion heifer, Grand Champion county born/raised heifer, Grand Champion AND reserved Grand Champion steer and GC and RHC county born/raised. Poor Kera’s steer, the simmy cross, didn’t win anything. Cadence did well in Showmanship, but not enough to clench it.
Happy Sweet 16th to the 2 most beautiful, smart, caring, funny girls. I was scared to death when I found out I was having twins, but man, how boring would life be!! You’re worth all the fears I’d had ❤️ love you Kera Belle & Cadence Randin
20 years ago this country came together in the midst of a tragedy.
Who would have ever thought this is where we’d be 20 years later.
What a damn shame.
Stopped at Casey’s, dropped my change. Much older gentleman waiting, I apologize. He goes “no worries, I got in a hurry twice and got married both times, I don’t get in a hurry no more. Told him it’s pretty early but he just made my day 😂😂😂
I don’t ask for much, but if you could keep everyone in your thoughts today, I’d greatly appreciate it. Saying goodbye to a 16 year old should never happen. My 3 are not good and it’s already been rough this morning for me. Rest easy Cam
#LLKC
Found out today a guy, few years younger than me, married to his high school sweetheart, has 4 kids, and preaches in Colfax, has 6 tumors on his brain that in inoperable, and just finished treatments for another type of cancer.
If you have any spare prayers, Paul needs em.
Ones as well. I’m looking forward to getting to know them as well as the regulars, but it’s the original ones that break your heart when their seat is left empty. And you never forget where the originals sat, what they drank, and how they liked their eggs ❤️
Reading tweets and seeing pics of fires in Neb, blizzard in MT and ND, tornadoes in KS, flooding in Iowa, wind beating the shit out of everybody….my heart absolutely hurts for everybody who is just downright tired of it all and are helpless to Mother Natures wrath.
It would be great if the government would stop paying ppl to sit on their ass, giving money away like it’s air, and make ppl get a damn job. There are millions of places hiring, how bout we make the economy great again by making ppl fucking accountable.
I know, it’s a dream.
First try!! Hell yeah it’s gonna be a good day!!
The other day when I attempted this it literally took me 699326853 tries. I was PISSED.
This is called balance.
I’m gonna miss you Diesel. I hope there’s plenty of raccoons for you to kill in doggy heaven, endless amount of belly rubs, and no more lil blue heelers driving you crazy. You were always my walking partner to the barn, and ready to eat Dave’s egg when he pulled in from Casey’s💔
I’m happy to announce that I will continue my academic and athletic career at Aurora University. To Coach Rebsom and Coach Pierce, thank you for believing in me and giving me this opportunity!
#GoSpartans
!!💙🤍💙
Just heard a good friend of ours fell out of a lift bucket today and may not make it. Literally just saw him at lunch. Would greatly appreciate some prayers.
Well, I did get 1 thing done on my list…calves haltered and tied. And this steer is the biggest baby of them all. Yes, that’s me on the fence trying to get him tied shorter 😂
Unloading and stacking 100 bales of straw to our local grocer.
One lady: I am thoroughly impressed by you. “Uhhhhh….ok. Thanks?”
Some guy: you are one hell of a woman.
Another woman: I sure wouldn’t do that.
People, it’s called work. Making a living. Look it up.
Someone please explain something to me.
Kid A tests positive. Siblings, that live in the same house, get to go to school but my daughter that sits by her will more than likely be quarantined.
How in the hell does this make sense?
What part of this man-made monstrosity looks "humane" or "natural" or to you?! 😡
Dairy cows live lives of confinement & cruelty. They don't put this on
#milk
cartons. 💔
My MIL got mad bc her poor baby didn’t get dinner until about 10 last night. I’m sorry ma’am, I was out running HIS errands and didn’t even get dinner done until 830. He’s almost 44 years old and knows how to use a phone to call you if he’s hungry.
He’s fucked when she’s gone.
As a waitress, today is one of our biggest days bc everyone wants to give mom a break & take her out. Please remember that those serving you today are more than likely a mother themselves & are away from their fams, to serve yours. Please understand they are super busy& tip well
Well…..she did the thing
Congrats Braxtyn, I am so very proud of you and can’t wait for the next chapter and all the accomplishments you’ll make at Aurora!!
You sure make a momma proud ❤️
I just stole my daughters phone while she is on FaceTime with her boyfriend and she chased me around the house, 3x’s, and let me tell you, I am so out of shape but my lord I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
NEW: Five middle schoolers who refused to compete against a biological male in the shot put have been banned from future competitions.
Where are all the outraged feminists?
West Virginia Attorney General Patrick Morrisey is now filing a lawsuit against the Harrison County
If you don’t say “while you’re down there” to someone of the opposite sex while they’re on their hands and knees working on something, you’re not my kind of people
Braxtyn had some not very good grades this year and as we were talking about who she takes after, I remind her that I in fact, did not get D’s in school. She then states, I bet you did, they just weren’t grades.
Touché kid.
Fuckin brat.
Yesterday, a 3 day old little Hereford heifer was on the wrong side of the fence, as well as a few other bigger calves. I got her up but then fear struck and she ran, the wrong way. Thu the fence into the woods. We found her once, she took off again and now we can’t find her.
You may not be an Aldean fan, and whatever, but this is bullshit. Maybe more people need to get back to some “small town roots” so they know what to believe in again.
This whole Hawk Tau craze is a microcosm of exactly what is fucked up with the world today.
Our attention span is too short to have any complex thoughts
And....attention metrics are the currency
So everyone is running to it to make a $ so Joe blow gets a giggle...and we can