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Portland, OR
Joined May 2014
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The Genesis GV60 has a “crystal sphere” shifter. This proves beyond a doubt that P is stored in the ball
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@kenklippenstein isn’t this the lady whose husband whipped his hog out in a bowling alley in front of a bunch of kids
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waiting for $TSLA to hit $123.97 so we can all say "nice" when it's down 69% this year
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“but I need an SUV to go to Costco” shut the fuck up. skill issue.
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@NotABigJerk this is edibles + iced coffee
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@dorkusmalorkus_ that sounds like a massive improvement tbh
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[sucks down a cigarette in one drag] what if we made an electric car that was bisexual
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@kenklippenstein right up elon's alley then
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UPDATE: found ditched a few blocks from my house, illegally parked. I’m feeling very lucky tonight, the thief could have taken it straight on the highway nearby. I’m going to keep it at a friend’s house for a bit so it’s not targeted a second time
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STOLEN: my 1991 Toyota MR2 Turbo. white, T-tops, almost 200k miles. disappeared out front of my house in Portland, OR within the last 48hrs. lots of stickers on the front and rear of the car, pretty recognizable. VIN: JT2SW22N1M0017416
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@deerfella oh look someone who shares my niche interest, i should be condescending and combative. why did my wife leave me
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this can't be real. stamped wishbones on a 6,800lb truck?
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Earth Fault to Ground Cybertruck Defense Platform
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@DangerDannyboi Because it doesn't actually have a rear axle, it has four propeller shafts because the Cybertruck has four wheel steering like a Touareg. That being said, I'm pretty sure it's still fucked because they used stamped steel wishbones:
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tag yourselves I'm angery miat
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@ChuckVacuumBeth
Beth, Chuck's Vacuum Cleaner
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Real story: Former McKinsey who made 230k$/year gets 3M in VC fund to start a business. The business: Charge 6000$/year to insanely rich people to help them plan vacations and birthday parties. Feel bad story: debunked.
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a tesla model 3 is just a dodge charger for guys who can code
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@Cirnose hashtag animalabuse
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@halomancer1 "deus ex machina" is not supposed to be taken this literally
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@parismarx makes much more sense if you read "civilization" as "me"
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@JUNlPER every accusation a confession as they say
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STOLEN: my 1991 Toyota MR2 Turbo. white, T-tops, almost 200k miles. disappeared out front of my house in Portland, OR within the last 48hrs. lots of stickers on the front and rear of the car, pretty recognizable. VIN: JT2SW22N1M0017416
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@Caulimovirus damn the bureau of land management up to some wild shit these days
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@dcurtis Ah, the old Tesla vs Evil dichotomy, brought to you by the people who bought MPG-booster kits from the back of Popular Science
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@dril datura+salvia
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@depthsofwiki i stan the mcu (muppet cinematic universe)
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the world's shortest "railroad" has been shut down because a court closed the legal loophole it was built to exploit
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@AliceAvizandum stipa caproni
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no fkin way I just found the original owner of my Mitsubishi
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oh hey look a job for wholemarsblog
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Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets
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2024 toyota tacoma
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how is anyone this jello-brained
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@kenklippenstein this was also THE avocado toast guy
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@_mrpussy @RepMTG that drain clearly hasn't been waffle stomped smh
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@punished_cait people can smell ants?
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there are cursed driveways, and then there’s this
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@ThatIronTube @TrainsMagazine dogshit font but otherwise fantastic livery
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@F1mech put golf clubs in the trash and turn courses into affordable housing
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tesla's ballistics test in the cybertruck reveal used subsonic 9mm paprabellum rounds that have a lower velocity (and penetration) than your average 9mm round. more signs you shouldn't expect these to hold up to real gunfire
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@jayparth_ you have zero business posting about any of these topics
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I went on @wtyppod to talk about when we thought we could use nukes for Not Genocide and how well that went for everyone
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new EPISODE at 9PM EST because we HATE YOU and want to FUCK UP your SLEEP SCHEDULE: PROJECT PLOWSHARE with @_JamesGilboy
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@cyberbroah Elon’s not gonna fuck you bro
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@dontshowyourcat cattering ram
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a guy who bought a GMC Syclone found out it was stolen, and returned it to its real owner at his own expense. now, the community has come through to reward him with his own Syclone on a discount 🫡
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@adribbleofink @Hbomberguy no it stands for jarl marx
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new car reveal. 2400 miles to home, hope the dry rotted blizzaks hold up
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I have met the famous Burt
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@70s_party what are you talking about these are great
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@casali_dante everything we've seen of the cybertruck since day one that design isn't one of its strong points
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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nobody: everyone on the Amtrak smoke break in Granby, CO: is that a mf DODGE RAMPAGE
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a big boy has just moved revenue freight for the first time in 64 years 🇺🇸
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Once one of the heaviest steam locomotives in the world, the Big Boy 4014 recently stumbled into a mission.
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@ncsukumar1 @SkillsLevel it's a Nissan Silvia drift car so it's RWD, and handbrakes don't actuate the front wheels. they broke traction with the rear, then used high-angle steering (drifting modification) to let the front slide sideways
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waiting for $TSLA to hit $123.97 so we can all say "nice" when it's down 69% this year
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my dad hand-draws me a card for every birthday and I save every single one
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@spaghetti Lest we forget
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getting pulled aside by TSA for a backpack full of cheese
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@RevGlock @bookishseawitch @ArtemisNYC gonna drink my whiskey fish in my tungsten boat
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@TheWarOnCars I will say, the Maverick is considerably smaller, more efficient, and cheaper than the rest of the pickups on the US market, while still being quite capable. It's a genuinely great vehicle that I think would exist on its merits even in a car-independent society.
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UPDATE: car recovered, the lower part of the dash was pulled off where they hot wired it. Otherwise it doesn’t seem to be in noticeably worse shape than before. It has been relocated to a friend’s house to deter a second attempt.
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nobody: me: pizzubishi
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@halomancer1 they appear to be using low-velocity rounds on purpose to flatter the truck's "bulletproof" skin
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tesla's ballistics test in the cybertruck reveal used subsonic 9mm paprabellum rounds that have a lower velocity (and penetration) than your average 9mm round. more signs you shouldn't expect these to hold up to real gunfire
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@Tweetermeyer the cybershovel, made from stamped tin
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@bradxperez oof i'm not even going to try to hide from this one. rip
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gaming pc but the case is an imac g3
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@BCBrownell delorean because tesla would never let anyone who has ever been a real journo anywhere near a cybertruck
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@ToastyDecline how could i forget the porous cast aluminum control arms lol
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@NikitaTheRed @NotABigJerk thats what the coffee is for
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@fuckedupcars The owner is a pretty decent dude. Used to be a biker until he got seriously injured in a carpentry accident. Drives this instead now
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@kennedytcooper mothertrucker
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@amalitsky you mean to tell me tesla doesn’t learn from its mistakes?
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in a surprise twist to the Volkswagen W10 story, we found out one of the official test mules still exists... and it's an E39 M5
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@analogmotoring
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ngl I cracked up
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@LinkBane777 @NHL @BlueMountian12 what would you know about "based" mister subscribed to reddit gold i mean twitter blue
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I met the guy who designed the Evo X’s AWD system and he loved my Mitsubishi tattoo
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@fuckeduppizzas @elonmusk @stillgray two people who have not considered that nobody wants them to post
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@depthsofwiki oh boy wait til you find out about
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"As Vettel admitted, he might be a hypocrite, but that still doesn't justify inaction." Absolutely nailed it. Hypocrisy is better than doing nothing. Read this story:
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Hazel Southwell
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It's ok to be a hypocrite, so long as the people you'e calling out are on the right hook:
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bad take license acquired
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If you're looking to take on a project car, I have a recommendation: Get down to this overgrown AMC dealership in NC and pick up something with a story before it's too late.
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I didn’t even use the frunk or passenger seat so I’m headed to Fred Meyer now to finish my errands :)
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@skooookum DONT LIKE MY TWEET TELL ME
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@kenklippenstein he's talking about this guy
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@dril
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issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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oh cool so this is why twitter has doge icons now
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🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk facing $258 BILLION racketeering lawsuit for his role in "running a pyramid scheme" to defraud investors with Dogecoin, an unregistered security.
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I came into this decade with clarity on what I want out of life, only for the pandemic to grind the ability to want anything at all out of me. But getting to drive a Baja Beetle reminded me it's not worth giving up what I want.
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@ivy_hollivana i'm going to gamelon to aid him
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hey babe wanna go for a ride on my scootcase
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nobody but my dad would find the pun "periodic table of the elephants" funny enough to draw all 118 of them by hand but here we are
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@snmrrw goated. you did the world a favor
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@HooniverseJeff why are g wagen owners like this no wait we already know the answer
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@TomColetti @ryanriegel out here calling paintings of locomotives (a more efficient form of transport than any car, EV or not) "shitbag edison moves" when he couldn't even define such a phrase.
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@kenklippenstein "people have been saying I hate black people, when I think all lives matter"
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@PopulismUpdates @mrjeffu Kabosu lives the cutest goddamn life
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@thecitywanderer won't somebody think of the landlords
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@_mrpussy this is more because their profit margin has been continuously shrinking and because elon admitted making the cybertruck was a bad idea
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would you do 100 mph in a 1953 chrysler on rails? i talked to the son of the guy who designed this dangerously quick, yet mysterious machine and gathered some previously unrecorded history about it
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