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Hazel Southwell

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grumpy barmaid at Peckham Spoons, science-y stuff 🏎 bylines: ESPN, Road&Track, RaceFans, etc; 🏳️‍🌈 she/them gay 🌸

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

really pleased to have a piece out on @arstechnica ; it's another one about synthetic fuel but this one's about how it could work (or wouldn't) on mass scale timely, when Texas just authorised a giant factory with no explanation how it will be powered

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Synthetic gasoline promises neutral emissions—but the math doesn’t work

E-fuels sound like a panacea, but there's not enough spare electricity to make them.

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

the most horrifying bit of the Depp v Heard trial is it's not about whether he domestically abused her. he did, that's legally settled. it is literally about whether she is allowed to talk about it.

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4 years

For the millionth time can men PLEASE just get AO3 accounts

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The Great Gatsby prequel set for release days after copyright expires

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Giovinazzi's hair was too good for F1 anyway

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3 years

this man drives a formula one car

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3 years

do Red Bull athletes really drink that much Red Bull or do they all get given empty cans filled with water to pose with? I say this because even if I didn't have to drive an F1 car I would die if I drank 3 Red Bulls a day and I am pretty good at consuming unhealthy bevs

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unfortunately I genuinely like F1

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2 months

everything about this case is awful. the way it hasn't touched Horner's career (and he's still welcome as a TV guest) but has been ruining hers for over half a year, the way it's all being played out in public, fans acting like it's a points-scoring gotcha not a horrible HR case

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The female Red Bull F1 employee who accused team boss Christian Horner of controlling and inappropriate behaviour has had her appeal denied.

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1 year

this is TMI but I'm a cis woman and I don't have to get cervical screening because, after two rounds with cancer, I don't have a cervix in the conventional sense (I get a different kind of screening don't worry) - so this language is right for cis women

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Calderdale Council

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Yesterday we posted a tweet promoting cervical screening, which referred to ‘anyone with a cervix’. The tweet was part of a regional campaign aimed at the LGBTQ+ community, to encourage trans men and those that identify as non-binary, to book a cervical screening. 👇

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explaining to my bank it was just a procedural breach and minor overspend every time I exceed my overdraft

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2 years

I know he's playing an F1 driver soon but I didn't realise it was specifically Jos Verstappen

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Brad Pitt on the August cover of GQ Magazine

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5 years

I don't want to retweet JK Rowling ever but let's be clear: if someone tells you what gender they are and you ignore it and pretend they are another gender then yes that is workplace bullying and there is something incredibly wrong with your basic interaction skills.

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Nico Rosberg sounding like he's about to launch himself at Martin Brundle for the suggestion Lewis could retire is worth the Sky subscription

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George saying Claire Williams always texts him after a good result and he'll call her tomorrow and he wishes her and Sir Frank were there 🥺

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3 years

"the McLaren is slightly vulnerable" the McLaren is crying in the toilets. the McLaren needs a big glass of wine and a hug.

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

James Hunt was a hippie who campaigned against Apartheid, you don't even know what you're allegedly a fan of

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(((Rex the Hunt))) 🕊️

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We need someone like James Hunt in F1 again! Today’s drivers are a bunch of wet maggots in comparison. #F1 #JamesHunt

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2 years

actually obsessed with how amazing this (Clive Mason for Getty) photo of Jamie Chadwick on the podium yesterday is - this is the sports poster little girls want innit

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2 years

FYI if you left your Ferrari at Rascasse it's getting towed

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4 years

Lewis Hamilton is the youngest driver to ever win the Styrian GP, at 35 years and 187 days

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3 years

Yuki Tsunoda getting asked what the best thing about being an F1 driver is an replying "the food in hospitality"

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

the dude confidently interrupting an interview he knows is being filmed to deliberately call Lando a liar and disparage Mariana is unbelievably cringe. men do do this, all the time but I've never seen one be so shameless on camera before, they usually wait to cut in after

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Lando Norris Fans

@Norrislandofans

1 year

Lando defended Mariana Becker from another rude reporter in the media pen today… no words😳👏

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3 years

@Cla_Cottingham Lewis doing Seb's dad duties is a mood though

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

comments like Christian Horner saying girls like F1 for the hot drivers are fine so long as you accept if that's the main selling point then all the boys must like F1 for the hot drivers, too ♥️ also I'd be mildly worried if my team principal thought I was hot but anyway

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

not George Russell opening a radio message with "crikey"

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Hazel Southwell

5 years

STOP talking shit about different motorsport series Le Mans is INSPIRING Formula One is ICONIC Indy 500 is MAGNIFICENT Hillclimb is HISTORIC NASCAR Formula E is CUTTING EDGE

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

Kimi Raikkonen said yesterday that he expects F1 to be fully electric by 2050 but in possibly bigger news, he does also believe he will have retired by then, too.

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

people who want all the F1 drivers to secretly be friends: have you considered Formula E where they're all actually friends and currently on holiday together licking their wounds about the championship

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3 years

drivers should be allowed to take their race suits off to the waist on the podium because it looks good. next.

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3 years

Drive To Survive S4 E4 reeeeeeeally awkward now

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

christ, imagine waiting 150 races to win your first Grand Prix and Nadine Dorries gives you the trophy

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

happy birthday to Venturi CEO Susie Wolff's husband

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3 years

Christian Horner seems to be seriously implying Red Bull budgeted *nothing* for crash damage this season which feels like a pretty major accounting error in motorsport.

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

idk how many more Christian Horner on the pit walls I've got left in me man

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

mostly I hope, whatever Lewis Hamilton's up to, he's doing ok

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

but what happened in that last lap and a half was outright bullshit and not just for the overall championship but for the meaningful midfield battles behind. I wish we were looking at a night of writing stories crowing a champion, not the regulations.

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

Bottas drank 27 coffees in 2 hours apparently (at a Finnish coffee competition) so I don't know what version of Bottas 11.0 or whatever we're on now but I guess that's installed a few updates

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3 years

gonna be so disappointing when the actual cars don't look like Superdrug eyeshadow pallettes

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Formula 1

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New year. New car. New era. #F1 #HappyNewYear

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

I am extremely not a fan of the alleged Hamilton fans who what, want him to win an eighth in a legal room instead of believing that he will anyway. come on. there was no conspiracy, there were some deeply unfair final laps. that's F1. it sucks. that's the sport.

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4 years

get in losers we're going racing

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

Raspberry Pi: hey everyone that loves to use our cool open source, low budget software, we just wanted to say state surveillance is fun and awesome and a fun project ❤️ everyone: what Raspberry Pi: you are now blocked

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

the stupid rule about needing to wear your race suit done up to your neck during the whole podium ceremony has never looked more ridiculous than three drivers clearly on the brink of passing out from heat while they're waiting to go up; not just unfair, unsafe for hot races

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

Seb's message in June: be gay Seb's message in July: do crimes a true ally

@sebvettelnews

#DankeSeb ♡

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Seb about the many Dutch/Verstappen fans on track: "So, The Netherlands now must be empty! Now it's the time to make a robbery! Houses are empty. If you wanna make a robbery, now it's the time!" 😂 #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #Vettel

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1 year

I know there's a lot of overconfident male F1 fans but this week of people boldly stating "no woman has ever competed in F1" as though this isn't easy to google has really been amazing. in fact, 40% of women who entered F1 achieved a top ten finish

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1 year

the level of casual, credulous misogyny F1 fans normalize as "just being rational" "just doing facts" -women don't have to be Schumacher or Hamilton to deserve a shot, 768 men have managed to compete in F1 without being either of them

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1 year

someone's properly lobbed their sim racing wheel out the window 🥲

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1 year

what an incredibly cruel thing to do to his family, absolute scumbag behaviour

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'World-first interview' with Michael Schumacher written by AI chatbot

A German magazine consulted an AI program for the world champion's thoughts.

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

happy 'tiny F1 drivers standing next to US football/basketball players' content day to all who celebrate

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

the amount of lithium being thrown away in disposable vapes is the equivalent of chucking 36 Mercedes EQS electric car batteries into landfill *every month* - and that's only in the UK feels like that should get mentioned more idk

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1 year

ah yes, the bloke who hates motorsport and thinks it's a failure for innovation, bet he'll get on really well with Adrian Newey

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Oracle Red Bull Racing

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Welcome to the garage, @elonmusk 🤝

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3 years

I need whoever Mick Schumacher's engineer is to gently talk me through "it'll be ok, we're going to put it back together" while I'm attempting to sort my life out, broken bits dangling off it and unable to stop to fix it ❤️ #ImolaGP

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

there's no point arguing with people who don't think Lewis Hamilton is the greatest F1 driver we've ever had the privilege to witness in the sport because they're just wrong so: happy 37th birthday to the greatest F1 driver we've ever had the privilege to witness in the sport 👑

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

what's Susie Wolff up to currently, just saying

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2 years

not the SkyPad analysing that if Pierre had used some kind of ghost detection camera he could have clearly seen a vague shadow 100m ahead of him on the racing line that was actually a several-ton tractor #SuzukaGP #F1

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Hazel Southwell

4 years

Oh. It turns out plastic isn't being recycled at all (except some specific projects eg reclaimed sea plastics) - it's just getting dumped in Africa. And this is a lie concocted by oil companies to specifically sell more single-use plastic. Evil.

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2 years

when Sky said they were going to diversify their presenting team I didn't think Christian Horner was one of the underrepresented groups

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

delighted by Oscar, the McLaren driver with 3 A Levels (Maths, Physics, Computer Science) just announcing he used to eat play doh as a child (although also agreeing that it is one of Lando's life goals to solve a Rubik's cube)

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

bit of a rough deal for Mick Schumacher tbh, especially if he's replaced by a driver who had an incredible amount of more chances

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

if Mercedes fold now then - and I know no one really cares about this in the big outrage fest - I think they've been incredibly unfair to their Formula E team, Nyck de Vries and the whole championship by refusing to let that car be in this year's champions shoot yesterday

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3 years

why does every F1 race suit have what I can only describe as the boob tube this year 🤔

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2 years

for a team that's just absolutely smashed both titles into oblivion, it sounds like things are getting real weird and paranoid at Red Bull

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3 years

happy valentine's day

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3 years

FE's gonna have a Porsche Taycan as a safety car this year, which I think might be the first time we've ever been more swag than F1 on this front tbh

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3 years

F1 is funny again and I think that is very important

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oh my god it's Dan Ticktum's

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"Hello Alex" "Hi Helmut" "Would you like to be relentlessly put through the ringer of having your skills questioned and then dropped again?" "Oh no I'm actually washing my hair, thanks so much though."

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

a lot of bad stuff out there but Sebastian Vettel's making a documentary about recycling so that's genuinely good

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"that engine has given them a significant amount of performance" says Christian Horner, whose cars would never use engines

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1 year

tbh I do think Stroll should face some sort of sanction if he did physically attack his trainer; same as Max did for punching Esteban or Vettel for swearing at race control, they're supposed to represent the top ranks and set an example for kids

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2 years

when Brundle's taking a pop at the celebs on the grid tomorrow remember his employer cut to him chatting to James Corden instead of showing the W Series podium

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3 years

Williams me 🤝 in a long term partnership with duracell this Valentine's day

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Rihanna as Formula E cars, a thread

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three white dudes having a conversation about how to treat chinese names is probably the most excruciating 10 minutes of F1 broadcasting this year

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"parp prrp brep" says Verstappen "yeah, sorry, your radio's still poor" Christian Horner tells him "brrep pppp rrrf!!!" replies Verstappen #FrenchGP

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3 years

will 💪 fight 👊 people 🥊 to 🤺 protect 🤼 yuki

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2 years

good morning, my 5 year NDA has officially expired what a time to be alive

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2 years

hey f1twt: you are NOT harassing Mind, a charity that saves lives and McLaren have raised hundreds of thousands for. you're not driving them out of a sport that desperately needs that conversation. you're just not doing that, have shame

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2 years

it has come to my attention that I had an over-familiar conversation with the prince of Monaco earlier because I mistook him for someone I knew 👍

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I really feel for De Vries. I've got no doubt he can find his way back to Formula E, a tested healing environment for getting dropped by Red Bull. none of this was of his own making, it was always a silly idea he'd lead a team as a rookie and this move is about Perez, not himself

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3 years

not to throw shade at Toto but I feel like if you can't get past a McLaren you objectively do not, in fact, have the pace to compete with Red Bull

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3 years

NEW: Time lost behind Norris cost Mercedes chance to race Verstappen – Wolff - By @racefansdotnet #F1

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

come on man if Lando or Pierre had breathed at the end of that pit lane they'd be 2 points off a ban and Lewis would've been relegated to F4 - I've spent years being like hmm well actually maybe it's this or that about FIA decisions but: absolutely not

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Hazel Southwell

3 years

Sad to hear that Sir Frank Williams has died; him continuing (insisting on) working in F1 after the injuries he had in the 80s was impressive in an absolutely steel way and he created one of the most iconic teams through sheer enthusiasm for the sport and determination to win

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2 years

[cn racism] only heard about this today - it's from after last year's Silverstone crash and Piquet calls Hamilton, twice, (literal translation) "little black," while criticising him. it's demeaning-derogatory and 100% racialised

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Folha de S.Paulo

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Celebridades: Nelson Piquet comenta manobra de Lewis Hamilton e usa termo racista: 'Neguinho'

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2 years

there's another video where Nelson Piquet calls Lewis Hamilton a racial slur, while also being homophobic. I don't wanna RT it because the point shouldn't be people having to see it, he should just stay banned from the paddock and should've been a long time ago. not defensible

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Zhou explaining why none of the Alpine juniors are finding seats in F1

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Alex Albon knows what's up: saying F1 drivers racing karts wouldn't look particularly great (because they're not karters anymore) but they should do Mazda MX-5s instead. hell yeah, brother

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@EngineMode11 ah, damn, don't think he's gonna finish Di Resta this race

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2 years

feels like there's absolutely no point calling out how toxic F1 fans behave online anymore but it's been like 72 hours of the most vile stuff getting levelled at Ted Kravitz that not a single one of the people saying it can possibly believe. just frothing nastiness for no reason.

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Hazel Southwell

2 years

sorry to be grim but if you've experienced harassment at the Dutch GP and are willing to share in something that would be anonymised then I want to compile a report to send to the FIA about how the measures have not yet worked and we need much more support to stop this - DM me

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3 years

why is F1 like this

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RaceFans

@racefansdotnet

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It's the final race for @pirellisport 's 13-inch F1 tyres before the sport switches to 18-inch wheels in 2022. This weekend's tyres all carry the slogan "next year I turn 18". Here's one of them plus a prototype 18-inch wheel for comparison. #F1 #AbuDhabiGP

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if I was trying to reduce my repair bill I would not, with the greatest of respect, be seeking the services of Mick Schumacher

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proper cringe being an F1 fan sometimes

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today on the internet we are shocked - shocked - that F1 drivers may have had or at least know about sex

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this is utterly devastating - especially that JM thinks he "technically" killed Hubert. what a horrifying lack of care to someone who was fighting for his own life at the time

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jen ¹ 🇿🇦

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this is such a heartbreaking way for him to find out about anthoine 💔

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3 years

today I have learned that the German word for porpoising is spanking

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Hazel Southwell

1 year

anyway before I segue into being utterly deranged and crying this weekend; I think (?) I'm allowed to say this now. I wrote a load of F1 Manager 2023 and I'm super proud to have a credit in the game

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I think it's extremely cool and good that Zhou turned up in F1, absolutely exceeded all expectations on track, is the strongest rookie since 2019 and walks into the paddock every week looking like god himself is his stylist

@ZhouGuanyu24

周冠宇 | Zhou Guanyu 🇨🇳

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Sauna in France. ☀️ #FrenchGP #TeamZHOU

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is that a Nikita Redemption Arc I spy because I feel like that may be the one thing that goes over worse than the Carlos v Lando episode

@NetflixUK

Netflix UK & Ireland

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New drivers, new rivalries and an all new championship winner. Formula 1: Drive to Survive is back on 11 March! 🏎️🏁

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not Mercedes F1 announcing a cryptocurrency exchange long term deal is it

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sequenced chorus of "oh my god" followed by "fuck off" in the media centre just now

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not George Russell reacting to getting told Perez is on a one-stop with "Blimey!"

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