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A lot of my posts are sports related but I'm funny sometimes. If you want all funny go sub to my YouTube channel BITCH

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Joined June 2019
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New video on my YT channel Colaws ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Stoner junkies looking thru a kaleidoscope from dollar general while high and thinking they just unlocked the secrets of the universe
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My dog on the 4th of July when I hook him up to a car battery and throw water on him
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Smiling friends fans where their parents are having a divorce level fight and the argument dialogue is extremely realistic
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Hey it's me
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Seeing the RNC reminded me of this ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Welcome to your life
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Antisocial virgin autists when they're in public and hear girls laughing in their general vicinity
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New vid just dropped on my YouTube channel Colaws, go peep ๐Ÿ‘€
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Still can't believe they both said this in the debate last night.... reprehensible. This country is DOOMED.
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"Let people enjoy things!" What happens when you let people enjoy things:
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@TiredMemeClown Hey this is me ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
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My fruity ass nephew watching me walk up to his house on thanksgiving knowing I'm gonna get wasted an molest him again
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Joy in Inside Out 3 when Riley is in college on copious amounts of SSRI's and Xanax
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Oh hey look another one of my videos is being posted to Twitter with no credit and it's not even my original version, who tf is anytoes?
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Why is Johnny Bravo throwing up a Roman ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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cartoon network in the 2000s >>
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Drake when he becomes president of OVO
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@TheFigen_ Load bearing e
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White ppl watching their teenage son's suicide video when there's a realistic portrayal of an anxiety attack
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I'm in this one! New (inferior) video on Amerikaner's YouTube channel... massive L!
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@DelusionPosting It's what xey prefer
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I am officially an Eminem ghost writer lmao
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@InternetH0F Does this guy hate everything?
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@TiredMemeClown Alright all you fucking fucks go sub to me on YouTube and GIVE ME VIEWS Squidward Gets Cancelled
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If it was Billie Eilish's tour bus I'd be posted up in the splash zone like this
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Bitch I would've been SICKKK๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Diet soda deniers when that Coke Zero on a weight cut hits for the first time
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Hoes when butters gets grounded for something cartman did
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@DudespostingWs We do galaxy gas now you fucking boomers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ
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Ladies get u one ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Why don't you "artists" make gansta versions of iconic children's characters anymore, no wonder AI is clapping yall
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Jojo siwa twerk oiled up gif real uncensored
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@_FlipMan Can I just kill you instead?
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@BarryOnHere The packers front office seeing what would've happened if they gave Rodgers a great defense
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Ducks when they see duck pussy ๐Ÿฆ†
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Like this probably:
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I wonder what it feels like to be a single, 70 year old man dating a woman who you KNOW is only with you for the money
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Bruh onlyfans girls are getting creative with their plugs ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ using the YouTube "educational video" bylaws. She ain't never breastfed once in her life and the link to her OF is in the bio ๐Ÿ˜ญthey must be stopped
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4 year old me eating small rocks I found in the backyard
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Never forget ๐Ÿ˜”
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@Nickwing78 Demondice, Tom McDonald, etc...
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My wife and my former bully after my 10 year high school reunion back at the motel 6 while I sit in the cuck chair
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@wi1dest It's a trump rally there are literally flags all over the place, this isn't the part of the situation that's hard to believe you dummies
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@tippitytoptweet Fucked up in the crib and I'm watching the soys
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If Iโ€™m on a flight and catch a hoe doin this bullshit behind me I swear to god Iโ€™m sucking the meat off those toes
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@AMAZlNGNATURE "I will give you 1 billion dollars if you sit in this perfect safe glass tube under the crocodile pond" "NOOO ITS TOO SCAWYYY" step aside wuss
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Welcome back, @twomad
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Sexyy Redโ€™s water breaks in the new music video for โ€œRich Baby Daddyโ€ with Drake and SZA
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@tomgrossicomedy I kinda figured you just listened to The Wiggles and the NFL on FOX theme on loop, good to know you have superior tastes Tom
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Was at Walmart buying looney tunes, having a good time. But then, it happened again. Some gigachads with perfect genes walked by with their hot nerdy gfs and scoffed at me. They were buying Mario kart of course. Iโ€™m so sick of this shit. This is why Iโ€™m MGTOW. They did this to me
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@lporiginalg Imagine donating ur body to science thinking ur gonna be used to educate future life saving surgeons or end up in the body worlds exhibit and they just fashion you into a haunted ass stinky boipussy ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@liz_churchill10 Jarvis... chimpmunk this video and put it after Alvin saying "this is absurd, I feel like P Diddy with fur"
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ngl he probably did
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A Kentucky woman claims Kanye West telepathically told her to steal a car with a child inside, leading to her arrest ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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@Acyn The Mountain Dew he drank yesterday:
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Diddy when he finds out the FBI doesn't actually stand for Federal Butthole Inspector
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Now that OJ is dead, I can finally admit it without fear of him hurting me.... I killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. I've been hiding in LA all these years.
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Drake really misunderstood the lyrics of Mother I Sober and made his whole diss about it lmfao meanwhile on the same song accuses Kendrick of not doing his investigating. Kdot still up
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The Breaking Bad finale if Walt Jr hung himself
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Me convincing my little brother that if he stabs our parents in their sleep Santa will bring him a PS5 for Christmas
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@ShitpostGate Groom minors?
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Something looks off about him... do you think he could be a body double???
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Fakecel: The Motion Picture
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The first trailer for โ€˜JOKER 2โ€™ has been released. In theaters on October 4.
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Full video on my YouTube channel Colaws
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@soonrightaway Why he even asking like we don't all say it while vibing alone lmao, I know for a fact this redditor does privately but wants to be able to around others as well
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@scubaryan_ Congressional Medal of Honor: Hood Edition
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Toby Keith saw drake's cock and did this
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"UH SIR, YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THOSE ITEMS! EXCUSE ME SIR! SIR!!! COME BACK HERE YOU NEED TO PAY FOR TH-"
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@Dexerto Was her neck white and gold after or black and blue
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@soonrightaway Legend has it, if you refrain from ever uttering the soft n word during rap songs in the privacy of your own car/home, the spirit of Tupac himself will shield you from all white guilt and protect you in the race war! ๐ŸฅฐโœŠ๐Ÿฟ
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@SodaStarInc Erm... this is a little awkotaco... Jacques is a Green Cheeked Conure, not a blue macaw...
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My behavioral patterns and eternal soul permanently changing at age 7 when I got a lollipop at the doctor even tho I wasn't good
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@IAMTOMMACDONALD Kendrick after seeing Tom McDonald step into the ring
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If youโ€™re over the age of 21 and your search history doesnโ€™t look like this, you need new friends ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ต
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What guys think will happen for some reason if they don't jerk off for like 3 days
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New vid on my YT channel Colaws
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NFL Head Coaches ranked by how bad their poops smell
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Sandy: Open wide here comes the airplaneeee!! 6yo Drake:
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@Gentilenewsnet Movie title: Ze Chicken or ze Egg? Plot: Hitler was a normal chill painter but a bunch of Jewish time travelers kept coming back to try to kill him his whole life, sparking his disdain for them. He decides to take them all out before they were born too just to make it stop.
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@tulpapilled I do not believe the U.S. government is interested in obliterating its own infrastructure
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@nfr_podcast @Akademiks Drake the type of mf to get launched into the sky screaming "CURSE YOU KENDRICK LAMARRRRRR" and as he exits the atmosphere there's a little twinkle
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@BarryOnHere This you?
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@GhettoSmosh @BrodyFoxx Let homie nut ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Who tf are all these randos in my replies? "Why would you want credit for this" y'all don't know me huh ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@FearedBuck Abs don't look like that ๐Ÿ’€
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My dad when I flinch and cry the same way my deceased mother used to during a beating #thanksgivingclapback
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The Taliban after successfully cloning @real_lord_miles using Jurassic park genetic technology and creating an army of supersoyldiers to storm israel
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@GhettoSmosh I would go to school if: Ghetto Ian was the teacher Antwon was the principal Weed 4 lunch Idk what else
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Me using faceapp to make myself slightly more handsome with minor adjustments and give myself body dysmorphia
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Drake should be the frontman for this Canadian band since their name is his favorite activity
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Google AI tweakin ๐Ÿ’€
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White ppl when a sidewalk crack they stepped on with their left foot doesn't hit the same exact spot on the right foot
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@dhoodson Y'all said OJ was innocent so stop whining ๐Ÿ’€
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But when I do this with a Newport I get weird looks at ihop
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Breakfast for Stoners:
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When I pull up to Disneyland wearing this and get shot
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SAY CHEESE! ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿง€
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Los Angeles is trending because people are complaining about not being able to wear ball caps out there because of gang politics
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