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tweets from the trenches. rts are endorsements of everything that person ever said or did. rolldamntide. ๐Ÿฆโ€โฌ›

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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
I wonder what it feels like to be a single, 70 year old man dating a woman who you KNOW is only with you for the money
@nypost
New York Post
4 months
Bill Belichick, 72, is dating 24-year-old former cheerleader
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
7 months
How about you worry less about us American women and more on your body dysmorphia. You look like Jafar with lip filler.
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Samirah
7 months
This accent needs to be illegal and women should be banned from doing manual labour like this. There is NOTHING feminine about American women. American women are literally men.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
thatโ€™s my president ๐Ÿซก
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
Working out does in fact pay off
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
oh hayyy ๐ŸŒน
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
Who gives a shit if sheโ€™s black or Indian or has kids? Sheโ€™s hasnt done SHIT for the last four years except lie and hideโ€” how bout we focus on that?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
22 days
My daughter has come home two days in a row complaining that a boy keeps putting his hands on her. Yesterday I told her to remove herself from him and tell her teacher, today she comes home and says she told her teacher and he did it again so this time I told her to whoop his
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@mouthy_mom_
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2 months
Second time Iโ€™ve been threatened to be doxxed and Iโ€™d like to go ahead and address this now, for future reference. You can post whatever you can find about me on this app, I do not give a fuck. But if you show up here on account of said information, around me or my children,
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
@mtcbbq Thatโ€™s depressing.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
Itโ€™s true, I do have a face.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
What about us girls with a handful of both ๐Ÿฅบ
@woccery
Wocc๐–ค
3 months
Boys what u picking ?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
5 months
โ€œAmericans donโ€™t have a cultureโ€ Okay then explain this
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 months
tan lines on point ๐Ÿซก
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ–ค
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
@DanForTexas How is it better? Itโ€™s pathetic in both cases ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
Someone better come get their grandpa.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
We banned incest, that didnโ€™t help much huh?
@IlhanMN
Ilhan Omar
2 years
Ban AR-15โ€™s.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
9 months
Guys is this true
@JustABasicBecky
Becca ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months
๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿงก
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
#Legwars2023 Iโ€™m not new to this, Iโ€™m true to this ๐Ÿซก
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
might throw on a sundress and take 50 selfies idk
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
6 months
me following the osha techniques for lifting objects @ work
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
QT with fav pic in bathing suit
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@kimmie_c_
๐Ÿน Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock
4 months
QT with fav pic in bathing suit
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 months
omg gross where
@Lukewearechange
Luke Rudkowski
2 months
single moms are getting spanked more then their kids and it shows in our society
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
one piece that also functions as a top ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
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mouthy mom
4 months
<engagement bait> kinda sundress.
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mouthy mom
2 months
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
Every woman I know is planning on dressing up as Barbie for Halloween, but me? I have different plans.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
Respectfully, they can fuck off. Enough is enough. Heโ€™s apologized liked 100 times and he didnโ€™t kill your kids. Ruining his life ainโ€™t bringing them back either.
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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BREAKING: Sandy Hook families want to seize Alex Jones' social media accounts.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
fact check: true
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
Canโ€™t, having multiple orgasms on a bike ride
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
will continue posting bikini selfies until morale improves
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
10 months
I love how the generation who grew up being able to live on one income and buy a house for 30k think the generation that requires two incomes to pay $1800/month for a 2 bedroom apartment is entitled. Entitled to what?? What you had?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
Iโ€™m ready ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
The Founding Fatherโ€™s would like a word plz
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
22 days
@Col_Crockett Youโ€™re assuming a lot. (1) I didnโ€™t tell her to beat the brakes off of someone โ€œharrassing her,โ€ I told her to beat the crap out of a boy similar in size who is putting his hands on her, and (2) when the size difference becomes apparent, Iโ€™ll be telling her to use a cast iron
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
anyways, my new dress was cute so today wasnโ€™t a total failure
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
8 months
The rest of my life.
@ramseyboltin
Arlong
8 months
The closest gas station is 25 miles away, how long could you live here?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
7 months
I have a date Saturdayโ€ฆ for the first time in *years* and Im more nervous that Iโ€™m gonna like him than not.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
I GOT THE HOUSE yโ€™all, like officially!! I will be living in Amish country by the end of the month ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
8 days
the entire country: โ€œJUST GET OFF THE BOATโ€ Lieutenant Dan:
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
15 days
17 vs 33
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@buffys
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define โ€˜aged like fine wineโ€™
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1 year
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
@Bosco_The_Boss Iโ€™ll haunt you in the afterlife, you want those problems?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
when heโ€™s consistent, kind, hardworking, and hates the government:
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
someone said I must be ugly cause I had my phone in front of my face, soโ€ฆ. Iโ€™ll be over here super upset about that ๐Ÿฅฒ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
8 months
am Iโ€ฆ guys?
@CallMeK1123
๐•‚๐•ฃ๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•Š๐•ก๐•–๐•”๐•š๐•’๐•๐•‚
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Guys will see this and say hell yeah
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
3 months
back roads and bikinis โ˜€๏ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
dating apps were a mistake, anyone wanna just get married and skip the small talk part?
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mouthy mom
2 years
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
7 months
If being a tomboy is unattractive, I am gonna die single cause I will still try to climb a tree so fucking fast.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
go ahead, Iโ€™m listeninโ€™
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
sundays are for selfies ๐Ÿ“ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
Iโ€™m just trying to love and have absolutely ridiculous sex with one man for ever while we raise babies and grow our own food out in the middle of no where, ya know?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
If youโ€™re naked in the house but no one is around to see it, is it still sexy?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
Omgโ€” stop fucking sniffing kids dude
@big__marty
martman
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Dad ran into Joe on a biking trail in Delaware and got a live sniffing video lmfao
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
saturdaze โœจ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
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@yassifiedsloth
yassified sloth from ice age
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Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
9 months
@SSN_Alabama @espn Ainโ€™t even gonna take the manโ€™s call and he was just in the national championship? Ok then. Good riddance.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
thirsty thursday ๐Ÿ‹
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
weโ€™d tell you but then weโ€™d have toโ€ฆ ya know
@SeedOilDsrspctr
Seed Oil Disrespecterโ„ข๏ธ
4 months
What happens here?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐ŸŽ†
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
11 months
Iโ€™m not sayin thereโ€™s a perfect way to start every morning but an org*sm and coffee wonโ€™t hurt.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
due to personal reasons I think half the people on this app are retarded
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 months
everyone knows if you only use the measuring cup for water it goes back in the drawer
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
8 months
I ainโ€™t ever dating again people have lost their damn mind
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
11 months
stop liking my posts before we end up @ Target shopping for baby clothes โœ‹๐Ÿผ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
but GM โ˜•๏ธโ˜€๏ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
September marks one year of celibacy
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
8 months
itโ€™s my birthday I can do what I want to ๐Ÿค 
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
11 months
post a black and white
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@Carissa1177
Carissa
11 months
Post a Black & White ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
xo
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
sometimes, saturday nights are for sweatpants ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
9 months
LMAO everyone involved with this is fucking retarded
@genzforchange
Gen-Z for Change
9 months
SAN FRANCISCO JUST VOTED 8-3 IN SUPPORT OF A CEASEFIRE RESOLUTION!!! Itโ€™s time for other cities to follow. โœŠ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
saturdaze ๐Ÿ”…
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
FUCK some of yall are stupid, how are you even alive
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
9 months
Oh hey hi how yโ€™all doin
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
LBD always wins <3
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
โ€œThe court is illegitimateโ€ but they wanna make it bigger ๐Ÿฅด
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
another day, another bikini ๐Ÿ‘™
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
oh hai
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
Just stay away from my kids cause Iโ€™ll smile in my mugshot.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
suns out, buns out โ˜€๏ธ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
I come in peace โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 month
should be illegal how nice my butt looks in wranglers
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
7 months
โ€ฆ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
7 months
The #QuietOnSet documentary just solidified my beliefs that (1) you canโ€™t trust anyone with your kids and (2) people who take jobs around kids should be scrutinized even more than everyone else. Do not trust anyone with your kids unless youโ€™ve checked, double checked, and
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 months
Imagine hating me and Iโ€™m just over here like
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
itโ€™s cut off jeans & ball caps szn
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
You like that shit, white boy?
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
last day of august selfie ๐Ÿ๐Ÿงก
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mouthy mom
2 years
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ message
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
sunday mood.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
4 months
today was a good day (i did not get sunburnt)
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
โœจ
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
chaos makes the muse ๐Ÿ–ค
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
STOPโ€” I demand the men show me their hands right now or else.
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
2 years
weekend situation ๐Ÿค—
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@mouthy_mom_
mouthy mom
1 year
drop a pic of you in a dress or in a suit I still havenโ€™t gotten to wear this one out of the house yet ๐Ÿฅฒ maybe next year.
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@CallMeK1123
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drop a pic of you in a dress or in a suit itโ€™s my gym suit.
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