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@WitlessWolrab

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Owner of 3 children,2 dogs and one testicle...Occasional rapper.Once shared a taxi with Phil Hay (not the fake taxi)

Joined November 2023
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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What’s been your greatest sporting moment of 2023? 🤔
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@StevenageFC @lufcstats Closer to the tunnocks teacake factory
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@WitlessWolrab
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@secondtierpod They've already said if anyone involved gets to both finals then the Play off final will come forward a week
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Counter attacks don't exist anymore,that my friends is a 1st,2nd and 3rd phase artificial transition
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National League South’s Worthing FC pulling this counter-attack out. Bloody hell. 🤯
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Bring him home and fuck Wober off
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🥳 Happy Birthday, @LiamCooper__ !
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@leeds_together Can we insert a clause where we sell him if we go up too? Because he's a fucking bombscare
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@WitlessWolrab
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Fucking state of those limbs @PhilHay_ 😍😍😍
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@PastramiPoker @ShutupDobs Unfortunately if it is an immigrant it just chips away at the tree,and that tree is going to fall anytime soon.....this country is on a cliff edge
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@secondtierpod Discrediting a good goalkeeping performance here lads
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I don't mind it,anyone bothered by the red on it needs to kiss a girl
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This one now doing the rounds. #LUFC
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The rugby league community is fucking solid with fans all stood around making friends and chatting...apart from Hull FC fans,I've never seen a bunch of wankers with such big chips on their shoulders in my life
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@itfc_louis2 @Shaunije This is what it's about,The Premier League is fucking shit you will hate it by January...but the booze will always remain
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@WitlessWolrab
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@karlzrider @ncfcryan_ Because if we speak out it gets weaponosed and used against us,like you've just done
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@MarinaPurkiss I'd love to know what the stuff he has on Gullis is though
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@secondtierpod Its also bespoke to the club,and not a pop song or from a musical
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@eljonesuk @OktagonOfficial Comments on this will be an absolute bin fire by half 6
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@LiamCooper__ @bethgabriel_ Whatever lies ahead for you Coops you will always be a massive part of the fabric of this club,you'll always be one of us and welcome back at any point.Theres a pint waiting for you in the Peacock,from me
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@robynmayxx 😂😂😂😂...heart of gold that lad
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@SuppressedSikh Fuck that,I'd be on my third key and 6th can of strongbow by the time they'd finished
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@AwayDays_ If only they cared about human rights in Saudi Arabia
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@secondtierpod Leeds-Crysensio Summerville,hes been absolutely awful no premier league clubs should be even looking at him
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@FootyAccums "I've shagged Margot Robbie,Kelly Brook....and now I can't wait to get stuck into Rose West"
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Yorkshire rose beer garden for old times sake? @PhilHay_
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@AmericaPapaBear @GeorgeTakei Which billionaire was mates with Epstwin again? 😂😂😂
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@implausibleblog Thicker than a submarine door
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@MrEverton1878 Keep him,and his mum
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@MailOnline Make a national anthem that is about the country, and not the Monarchy then
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You knew shit was going down when this photo appeared
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@TazkerV2 "Shut your festering slit pal"
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RIP Luke,ur wiv da angles now hun x
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@GarfieldUtd @Haggis_UK And that's your take away from this? Not...."they shouldn't be killing people"
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@leedsthat @biteyerlegs70 Worry about it when they do,I'm not worried about Will Ferrell making us wear elf outfits as an away kit
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@TownFanHTAFC @htafc One thing right about this picture,you all look the same...Kirklees has the tightest gene pool in the world
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What an artificial transition that is
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This team goal by Leeds 😍😍
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@LUFCMOTcom "My career has gone to shit because Union flopped and now no fucker wants me,can't wait to bake cookies and go to soft play in Harrogate with Milana again"
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@LUFCMOTcom And will never play for us again hopefully
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@karlzrider @ncfcryan_ One of my best mates took his own life when we were 21 years old,there was no sign..he smiled,he laughed and he acted the fool....he hung himself.the rest of us have spent 22 years trying to work out why and if there's something we couldve done to help.shit like this doesn't help
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@paulp_123 @Transferzone00 Enzo Fernandez mum works as a steward on 6m a year
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@HLTCO I'm actually starting to warm to Thomas Frank too,never thought I'd see the day
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@implausibleblog He doesn't have a mortgage,so he doesn't know what it feels like
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@HLTCO @HotshotYams We walk in his memory 🤍💛💙 @thesquareball
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@LUFCMOTcom Fuck Jesse Marsch
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@SkyNews His mum
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@karlzrider @ncfcryan_ So they're wankers then? All men should be in a position to help another man out when it comes to mental health.same goes for women..im sure you're a nice girl,but this is a really ugly projection
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@FBAwayDays Dis you?
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@SkyNews Same old trope....."youve blown a school up"........"errrrr Hamas were there"
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@WitlessWolrab
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@secondtierpod @PJansson5 Pontus was the start of good things,he created a connection between the club and the fans after years of dross.came at the right time,left at the right time
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@SuppressedSikh I've been wanking off with Daffodils all day pal
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@JoeDonnohue Don't say Oli McBurnie please
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@Lazy_Saviour @JJHTweets @Joe04544947 Not really,he rides the wave of thick englanders that pay for his gear and stone island jumpers
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@Haggis_UK "Labour doesn't have a plan.....but we will use theirs anyway"
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@secondtierpod Seeing this has made me forget how pissed off I was about Leeds losing yesterday...you do all that,a 46 game slog for what? To get battered by nations state wealth week in week out
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Out walking the dickheads and ive just realised that I was smiling at the bird noises subconsciously,after what's been the hardest 3 months of my life I feel like I'm turning a corner 😊
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@Haggis_UK Shes lying through her teeth,Labour said they're going into consultation regarding it...this mean it will lower the threshold to those that need it the most
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@HLTCO The little wink at Jill when he says "I was not crying" is everything
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@LUFC Hamer now,and make Wilder drive him to us
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@secondtierpod @WhoScored Surprised Ampadu nor Rodon aren't in this,theyve been outstanding
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@rebekkarnold It's been a relationship of convenience for a while that
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Home for the night 🌙
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@PhilHay_ @nigelLUFC I reckon he could find my dad with a pass,and I've not seen him for 41 years
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@secondtierpod @reluctantnicko Perfect for Hecky what's up with him? He doesn't manage outside the rhubarb triangle
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@henrywinter @TimesSport It has to be points,otherwise the money clubs will just smash it
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@rosshmediaman The keeper took nearly a minute to take a goal kick 😂😂😂
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Cant explain the buzz outside Elland Road tonight after the game,that was brilliant...the mood has totally changed
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@Racing_Fanatics @RBR_Daily @autosport He's a baby and he's crying because he's not in the fastest car
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@Haggis_UK I was born in 1980 so forgive me,when did a Labour government crash the Economy?
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@mark93029019 @SamBirdyy When my kids were born I didn't chuck a pint at the midwife
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@SkyNews 10%,no seat on the board...it's a non story
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Marriage breakdowns are the weirdest experience ever,you go from being a full on family unit to total strangers within weeks...definitely the hardest thing I've ever been through and that includes cancer treatment 😕
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@Anthony_Kav @LUFC_Brady I'm in the away and I'll be respectful,shared it
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I hate this country full stop,I hate people full stop...I just want to bring my kids up in a world where they won't get stabbed at a dance class.or to watch 2 sets of fucking knob ends arguing about who's sky fairy is better?! Bring on the football for fuck sake
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I'll say it before and I'll say it again....apart from the whole Iraq shit,those years under Labour between 1997 and 2010 were the best times this country has seen post war...
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@Diktat17 @DPJHodges Not too dissimilar to the one Jeremy Hunt uses to avoid paying for his property collection
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@WitlessWolrab
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I've been a dad for 19 years...Happy Birthday Lucas 🎂
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@FootyAccums This is Archie Gray
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@WitlessWolrab
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7 years ago today I sat in a room and I was told that I had cancer,and that it was serious.i had a 67% survival rate and luckily for me I'm still here to tell you all to CHECK YOUR BITS FOR LUMPS AND BUMPS,AND IF YOU FIND SOMETHING GO TO A DOCTOR.thanks and enjoy your day 💙🩷
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@LUFCMOTcom @Santi_J_FM Please Marseille,I beg you
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@LUFC Same goes for the Chelsea fans singing about a sexual predator who's victims will probably be sat in all 4 corners of the stadium
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@BarneyLUFC21 "I was in Beeston and I saw a hammer in the bushes,it was destiny"
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@SkyNews @AnnaJonesSky @GarethDavies_MP I might go rob a bank and just apologise
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@secondtierpod Can it play up front?
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@implausibleblog Not like the BBC to cover up abuse...
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@KAILUFC11 Raul Jiminez getting sent off and Brentford playing the last 20 mins with 9 men kept us up
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First fathers day as a single dad since 2010 and the kids (aged 9 and 7) have just brought me breakfast in bed.....a carton of iced coffee,bag of cheese and onion walkers and a kit kat chunky. 10/10 for improvisation and safety
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@secondtierpod @RyanDilks1 @JustinPeach27 Its nothing to do with work rate or recruitment,it's because of the amount of deflected goals they've had
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@Millar_Colin Victor Orta ladies and gentlemen
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@SkyPoliticsHub @SkyNews @GullisJonathan I'd be fact checking everything he says
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@UpFrontPod @jessemarsch The eye test was awful,the metrics weren't trending in the right direction...he produced the worst brand of football I've ever seen in 36 years of watching Leeds United
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@Lady_Jay_Bee3 Saw someone refer to him as "lazy town head" and it finished me
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@WitlessWolrab
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If Rutter goes,good luck to him because he's been a breath of fresh air and he's a great human...but if the 49ers don't invest every penny of that 40m then this is blatant asset stripping...our PRS deficit isn't a financial black hole
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