Going back to work tomorrow after 8 months off sick with
#LongCovid
. It’s a very phased return, starting at 2 hours a day initially. Please send good vibes and/or cute pet pictures.
Line of Duty as doctors.....
GP partner. Has worked in the same practice for 30 years, refuses to even accept a pen from a drug rep. Beloved by all his patients and trainees. His practice manager can’t stand him.
#LineOfDuty
Update:
- electric toothbrush
- mini plunger (no go, circumference is bigger than smaller bowl)
- compassionately, but firmly threw bowls onto pillow
- no easy way to say this: smaller bowl has a chip now
Still stuck.
As a consultant I don't feel that being asked to take blood is 'devaluing my skills'. And no patient care task should be described as menial.
#MedTwitter
@_celia_bedelia_
I started miscarrying in a café - I used the time-honoured technique of putting some rolled up loo roll in my underwear and sought medical attention.
Genuinely happy news today. When my son was born I vowed to campaign for the HPV vaccination to be given to boys as well as girls. He's now in Year 7, and I've just received the letter from school asking me to consent to him having it in September.
@HPVAction
I’ve recently started a new medication for my
#LongCovid
and it’s reduced the amount of naps I need, and I suddenly have more hours of the day available and I love it.
For anyone who is saying "I can't see how nurses can strike" or "nurses' jobs are too important for them to strike". If a job is so important that we can't manage without the people doing that job, why don't we just pay them adequately???
#NursesStrike
I have some more reflections about today’s news about sexual assault in surgery - I don’t want to see men saying they are shocked or surprised at the news anymore.
🧵
Medical director. Terrible at his job, but was even more terrible at doing clinical work, so will probably be medical director until he retires.
#LineofDuty
#FailingUpwards
@stavvers
My favourite anecdote from Oxford was this interaction between an American tourist and a college porter:
Tourist: “So is Lincoln college named after Abraham Lincoln?”
Porter: “Madam, this college is older than your country”
3rd Year Medical Student. Thinks he is better than everyone else on the team. Once told the orthopaedic surgical consultant off for not scrubbing up properly
#LineofDuty
Medical Registrar. Always keeps her cool in a crisis, keeps her personal life to herself. Best friends with the radiologist, but no one can understand why
Core Medical Trainee. Cleverest doctor on the team. Always one step ahead of everyone else. Arrives early, and woe betide anyone who tries to hold the take list instead of her.
Deputy CEO. Triple-trained as a midwife, nurse and doctor. Despises them all as believes no one else is cleverer than her. Hates herself for going out with the psychiatrist. Will never tell anyone.
#LineofDuty
@Emmajourno
Take the middle bit out and put it in the oven for 30 minutes. Meanwhile make soup or cheese fondue to pour into the bread bowl you hace made. Then dip the baked middle loaf in the liquid. ✅ 🍞 🥣 🧀
@MsXandry
@browofjustice
My mother had a lung transplant many years ago, which allowed her to see my brother and I become adults, and I will be forever grateful for that.x Wishing you well. X
Today is the anniversary of the
#Covid
infection that gave me
#LongCovid
. I thought I’d be back at the
@parkrunUK
in a few weeks. Instead I’m still unable to work, I need a mobility scooter to leave the house, and I am the proud owner of a Blue Badge
I have never had a job where it was ok to drink alcohol at a work meeting, including the time I worked in a pub. We were not allowed to drink until the pub was closed and all the clearing up was done.
And here to assist direct comparison. Left: Gonorrhoea (Gram stain slide). Right: Marks & Spencer animal print nightdress pattern. Looking forward to more STI-inspired designs from
@marksandspencer
Sexual Health clinic all day today - I wonder how many people I will see with swollen testicles after having the Covid vaccine?
.
.
It will be none. Because the vaccine doesn’t cause testicle swelling.
#VaccinesWork
When you’re 12 years old and you make rocky road with your remaining Easter chocolate and then ask your mum for a cake tin to set it in, but she’s a
#SexualHealth
doctor....
And lastly I would like everyone to understand that banter is only ok if everyone involved is enjoying it. Otherwise it is just bullying with a different name.
End of 🧵
Thanks for all your replies and quotes - which are just strengthening my resolve to continue being an ally. I’m a doctor, but have also been a patient, and seeing a rainbow badge on a member of staff looking after me absolutely helped me to feel safe. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I've had some negative comments recently entirely because I have my pronouns in my bio. Which only makes me see how important it is that I keep them there.
#LGBTQ
Surgeon: "so you need to have your gall bladder removed urgently, but will need to ask your GP to refer you because you're not local to this hospital"
GP: "refers me urgently yesterday"
Hospital: "you can have an outpatient appointment in October"
The
#NHS
is broken 😥
I do not want primary school children full stop to have sex education. Nor do I want children to be taught about changing gender. We need to protect their innocence and childhood.
Frontline health workers in England are to be spared self-isolation rules in an emergency move to tackle the "pingdemic" that has triggered an NHS staffing crisis
@1goodtern
We also turned around how we dealt with PPE in response to the HIV pandemic. I remember my dentist not wearing gloves when I was a child, and now that feels so wrong.
@noodlenco
Love this idea - and then also imagining that a 'real' medusa would have had one little snake above her nipple, 4 or 5 under her chin, several on her upper lip, and then a few going down both inner thighs....
Career news - I'm returning to clinical medicine next week - as a consultant in Sexual Health and HIV at
@epsom_sthelier
. Part-time, which means I can continue my
#SexEducation
work with
@ithappens_edu
. Excited to get back to clinical
#SexualHealth
after 4 years out....
And I would like to see all men in surgery (and in medicine, to be fair) properly reflecting on whether they have been perpetrators of such behaviour themselves and/or have been witnesses to such behaviour without acting on it….
“Give me a kiss good night “
“You need to ask my consent”
“I’m your Dad”
Be that as it may, you absolutely should still ask for consent. Otherwise the message is that you are only allowed boundaries around strangers.
#SexEducation
#Consent
@jessphillips
Well yes. Not to mention all the staff in the various emergency services who have to get on with the next case immediately after seeing a patient die, or hearing a patient disclose abuse.
This is a very bad take. For the avoidance of doubt, if someone says they don’t want to have sex, and you wait until they’re asleep and then have sex with them, that is rape.
Once more for those at the back. It’s not a
#Pingdemic
. And it is not the App’s fault that so many people are self-isolating. We are still living in a PANDEMIC, with rising cases, which results in more people being pinged as contacts.
#Covid19UK
@dropoutninja
My grandad had to have his lunch on the table at exactly 1pm every day, and he kept a log of every single photograph and slide he ever took.
Should have said that it’s clopidogrel, a blood-thinner. Started in consultation with my wonderful GP. Not a miracle cure, and I still need a wheelchair to go out, but it’s wonderful to have a bit less fatigue.
#LongCovid
I had a (routine) procedure at
@GSTTnhs
this morning. All went well, but one thing stood out - one of the nurses was wearing a
@RainbowNHSBadge
and when I saw it I instantly felt safer and more relaxed.
I can’t
#ShareAGunViolenceStory
because in the 16 years I practised medicine (15 in the UK and 1 in Australia) I never treated a gunshot victim. Because
#GunControl
works.
@Microbedoc2
@PositiveLad
Yeah. As a consultant who is also a 46-year old single mum living in a rented house I find those types of tweet particularly galling