Intentional life.
Brand / Communication / Employee Engagement strategist for more than a decade
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I'm ready to accept Ruto, though I'd preferred Raila.
I'm not ready for chaos, or another week of clients not being at work because of 'election aftermath' and fears.
Also, I'm Man United. These struggles are enough for me.
We look ahead and move tafadhali.
A Tanzanian told me we finish a meeting haraka we don't miss the announcement. He says they've been waiting, and they need to get back to normal. Dealing with other EA's during this period has shown me how important Kenya is to the EAC. Hope we behave. We're the elder sibling.
Me: My name is Joyce Waithira
Kikuyu: For real?
Me: (Already cringing) Yap.
Kikuyu: "๐ถJoycieeee Waithira ehhhhhh, dagitari... Kรฌndu wa Sammy๐ถ๐ถ"
What's the biggest problem you have with your name?
My biggest problem?
Me: "Hi, I'm Marcus. Nice to meet you."
Business people: "Hi, Marcus. Do you go by Mark?"
Me: "No. If I did then don't you think I'd introduce myself as that?"
I can't write Jalang'os post all off. My father is only man I know who'll give me money & cater to my lifestyle if I need, FOR FREE. Any other guy will one day expect something in return. (1/2)
@_wandamu
Nakwambia I think every woman has had that moment ๐๐ And those who haven't yet, I have news for you .... it's coming.
Your species are character builders par excellence. ๐๐๐๐๐
@MwagiAdv
I totally understand you. PTSD is very real. You pull back at the first sign of trouble, and that's not the way it should be, lakini it's what we've learned to protect ourselves. Sad, but it's so real.
Thinking of how Nation Media (Radio) had impressed me with "State of the Nation" every weekday morning. Then I remember Angela Angwenyi the host went ahead to get embroiled in NYS manenos....and I think we're better off discussing sex and relationships. More honest.
- I quit alcohol
- I identified and have begun a side hustle
- I swallowed my pride /misgivings, and sought mental health help and it's changed everything .
@Limitless_xix
Si be honest ala?
"I'm really flattered, and thanks for being honest, but, I'm not in a position to reciprocate your feelings. I hope you find the man who'll love you back the way you deserve."
Life is difficult enough, just tell her truth ajipange instead of akae tense.
My dad pushed me to work hard so I would never need to rely on anyone. It doesn't always workout like that, but, let's learn to avoid these money and lifestyle traps and live within our means..."stop walking in dark alleys and being surprised when we're mugged." (2/2)
@carltonkitheka1
This guy for real just can't shut up or keep his thoughts to himself. Isn't he the same one who had issues because of a tweet just recently?
"Remember that no matter how amazing, or average or pathetic your relationship is; there is more to life than your partner. Find a balance. Work on your relationship but don't forget your God, purpose, legacy, other human interactions, life goals, responsibilities or self."
Sometimes I question the reasoning process of some corporates.....you use a medium that needs data to inform your clients that there's a data outage.
While you always send unnecessary and mostly unwanted promotion notifications via SMS......
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This man
@ShadrackNdoni
is a pedophile, and he said he doesn't care if he's called one. He is apologetic that he posted his thoughts - not about even having such thoughts.
Yes. A normal looking guy who was helped out by Tweeps to begin a business is after little girls.
Women have made "sexual harassment" and "rape" their go to revenge tool when they want to get an innocent guy in trouble. I've seen it. That's a conversation that we need to have.
@iWateba
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ the one drink taken by people who take beer, whiskey, brandy, Vodka, Wine, Rum ... is now being given status?
The ho of the alcohol kingdom ๐๐๐
Having a mentor is very underated. It doesn't matter where you are in life, identify someone who can be honest, has foresight and cares. It took one just 2 months for one to pull me out of a three year stagnation. 2 months to make me wake up after a 3 year funk of life.
I've recently realized, early risers are so positive. Just good vybes online.
As in between 4am and 7am, it's just a good time to be awake, planning the day, reading, catching up on social media... I think I could get used to this recent sleep cycle change.
Let's just stop burying our heads in the sand. We're living in dangerous times. More suicides, murders, hate crimes than ever before in my lifetime - do your part to keep safe because you don't know what it will take for the other person to snap.
Was at Nairobi Women's Hospital earlier today when this guy pulled out his guitar, pulled up a seat and began serenading patients so softly. This is so impressive... Kweli there are good hearts in this city under the sun ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Note:
@AbabuNamwamba
wouldn't wear that himself. Does the Kenyan public have to babysit everything this government is doing? It's shame after shame after shame ....even on a global platform. Ah! Tiring.
Then just look at Nigerians. Simple, functional, identifiable and so good.
While we are very busy repairing the KENYAN image, some saboteurs, enemies of the people, did this. What in the hideousness is this? Who's responsible?
@timothymathai
@Hillary_Chaks
Everything is just giving con. The mannerism, the unsettled glances, the attempt at being flashy, viatu, illusion of over confidence.... Ah. Yuck.
On MKZ for a few minutes I've come across two RIPs for suicide. People are flipping. It's no joke.
No one is worth losing your life over. No one is worth your spending life in jail for murder.
Things have been so shitty financially, emotionally, spiritually and physically, but everyday I keep moving. I'm encouraged by the fact that once in a while I receive some sunshine in my life. I focus on that. I'm grateful. I'll live to one day share the goodness shown to me. ๐
Got more than 600 pieces of pumpkin for sale (both for home consumption and bulk orders), at 50/- per Kg.
Sizes vary from 1kg to 6kg.
Feel free to DM me to order, or for enquiries.
@roomthinker
@NjeriBt
That was such an invasion of privacy. She literally walked away from the public looking for a private space ... Shame. And to
@citizentvkenya
too for sharing the moment.
@carltonkitheka1
Wacha "women". Mtaje yeye Kwa jina because I've also wondered.
Pia the pork huko is quite good, sioni shida. Go eat, then later take yourself to the places you'll meet the dudes who don't do local's. Simple.
Hahaha. The small bread is 55/-?
Kama such things are not birth control, sijui what is.
So household of 5, plain bread may be 110 everyday? Bila butter, milk, tea leaves / cocoa / coffee, eggs etc - and that's just a meal to last kids till 10am snack?
Hahaha. Si Yesu arudi tu.
@CyrOleKeep
@MelanieLigale
It's important to read, and understand before responding. 10K per day not 700/- per day.
I see you also say 700 per day isn't a lot for someone who's been on a plane. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sir, you need to stop typing.
Hehehe...
Then you cry, clean it, return it, cry some more, and stay with him. ๐๐๐
Also, are we assuming the females wash their hair at his place? Too much.
By the time you begin snooping, it's already a sure thing. You know it unfortunately.
@eduzmi
Huyo jamaa: red flags right from when he refused to live in her free house, & when they moved to where he felt comfortable, the mama was the one paying yet he was working. The next guy she'll get will complain she's using him, because she's learned not to spend on a man. Life ๐ฅบ
Thinking critically about KBC, they've picked their target audience and their anchors reflect this. They've seen an unserved audience - the older market who just want information without all the fanfare, bells and whistles accompanying these other stations. Watch the advertisers.
If you want to change your weight, first think about the ideal weight that you want to be, and give thanks as though you have received it.
-Rhonda Byrne
This is true about life. If you want to change your situation, be specific about what you want, and focus on that.
@Fight_Tribalism
@Daisykenyan
She's not named anyone. I find social media is a good tool for getting different objective perspectives on a situation, so you can make an informed decision.
When Sicily Kariuki was the Health CS, Money was lost, Mochache is now the Health CS, Money is gone. Women are also not getting left behind in the looting of the country clearly.
@mc_kholil
@Chemoh
@DCI_Kenya
Two things you missed MC:
She's indirectly complimented the narrator of events. Nowadays you actually picture what unfolded as you read. Secondly, she wants to know what happens to the end.... what's the use of reading things halfway?
@Ohta_Ryota
๐๐๐ they make it look like it's kitenge, which is stiff and would make the skirt look like the first pic. Meanwhile, it's a free flowing material wameweka mavitu kwa hips on the first๐๐๐
Niliona warning on IG luckily.
It's election time, politicians are playing the savior card.
Fuel crisis was allowed to drag on just so you can now thank the Government (those affiliated to it), for stepping in - forgetting these guys caused the panic and following shortage in the first place.
@BismarkThomas
@karigoh
You should not post pics of kids especially when they're not yours. Kwanza these ones are so vulnerable.
As she said, learn and unlearn.
I choose to be happy.
I choose to work hard.
I choose to count it all joy.
I choose to see the good in you.
I choose to love myself.
I choose to be big.
I choose to live more!!!!
It's my choice, I choose to BE MORE!!!
#WednesdayThrowbackPic
Seems like there is a great issue of fertilitty in the country currently having in mind that our thirty old babes have been googling "how to get pregnant fast". What is happening honestly? Should we blame drug and alcohol abuse or the kind of lifestyle they adopt?
@Akwabi
@PrinceRaymondke
I voted UhuRuto. First.
Secondly, I won't eat or live at their houses next month.
Thirdly, there's due process. Chaos isn't the way to go about it. And guess what, if they endorse fighting, then I don't want them as my leaders anyway. Period.
@KenyaPower_Care
I have a polite request.... Could you be sharing the scheduled maintenance list a day before so we can plan ahead? Or for the whole week - there was a time this used to be done. Very helpful.
@mwabilimwagodi
Heh! The temerity to think like that, then actually type it out THEN screenshot it and post it online ... Wueh! ๐ We tweet among very angry people.
If you've got a roof over your head, food in your belly / kitchen, do take a moment to be grateful for your blessings. Many today are wearing brave smiles to cover a world of lack.