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@_wandamu

2 years

They're installing security tags on cooking oil in supermarkets bana wueh

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@_wandamu

2 years

Classic Waweru 😅😅😅

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@_wandamu

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Kids will show you things. Brought my daughter to Getrudes to get a foreign object removed from her nose (2nd time smh) met another parent whose kid had put a seed in their ear, it had been there a couple of days and had begun to sprout!

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@_wandamu

3 years

Cold war kwa marriage huwa noma, unafika home unaskia harufu ya kuku wa kupaka unaenda kuserve in anticipation unapata ndengu na rice ya jana inakungoja. Kazi ni kutema mawe tu ukidish

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@_wandamu

3 years

Some guy here in ngong was given 100M as land compensation for the SGR. 2 years later the guy is broke smh

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@_wandamu

3 years

Back when I drove an uber as a side hustle, I once ferried a lady from Karen to Rongai, she cried the whole way, when we reached her destination she asked me "nyinyi wanaume hutaka nini lakini" we sat there for 10 min in complete silence

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@_wandamu

4 years

Married niggas ndio tunaingia jikoni kupika ugali na mayai juu tulimaliziwa supper

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@_wandamu

2 years

Bought a plot here( near Citam Birika) for speculative purposes back in 2013, nimeitafuta nikakosa, most of the marked beacons have been washed away, sa nido?

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@_wandamu

2 years

There's this nice spot in Rongai called Asyana garden, perfect for a family outing on the weekend. Note they don't sell alcohol

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@_wandamu

3 years

The ripple effect this rally has on the economy is just insane, hotels full, lodgings full, tented camps full, cars for hire unavailable, flatbeds unavailable, chemists busy, bars busy, catering providers fully booked not to mention others hope this is the first of many to come

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@_wandamu

3 years

Suspend an avocado seed in a glass of water and in 6 to 8 weeks you'll have a seedling ready for planting

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@_wandamu

1 year

I got into business as a petrol station dealer recently. Only 3 weeks into the biz and thugs raided our premises in kibiko last night and stole lubricants, a car wash machine and cleared out a wines and spirit shop. Cctv footage to follow

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@_wandamu

4 years

@CollinsKaranja3 Yoga, nilinunua mpaka mat. Karibu nivunje mgongo nikifanya hizo pose

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@_wandamu

4 years

Get your hearts broken in your 20s and below, after 30 there's bigger things to worry about not why Susan did not reply to your text.

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@_wandamu

2 years

@LarryMadowo @VickyRubadiri Peleka yeye Peter Luger steak House for some steak amd wine alafu muende pale central Park for a walk amongst the autumn coloured trees sit on a bench a enjoy some ice cream and tell her sweet nothings as the sun sets (tweeting from Kinoo)

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@_wandamu

4 years

There's a nice new spot in Karen specialising in craft beers. Its called Craft beer garden

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@_wandamu

2 years

@itsoutis @WilliamsRuto 2005 nilikuwa in the same situation, nikiwa kwa keg nakumbuka nikiambia mama wa keg ata afadhali hio pesa nilisomeshwa nayo ningeweka biz akanishow nisigive up. 2 months later I landed my first job and 17 years later I have everything I've ever wanted

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@_wandamu

3 years

I have been working in the hotel industry for 16 years, have had great comments and scathing ones alike, as a restaurateur this is something you have to live with, all you need to do is accept the criticism, apologise, initiate service recovery and improve. Period

Beulah🔱

@misskagure

3 years

Visited Bwibo dishes today and let me tell you Maina.. I’ve never regretted this much in my life😭 That combo meal.. 3/10 tbh. The chicken was very flavourless and the picture is also quite misleading. I get it, it’s a start up..however y’all can atleast marinate your nuggets😕

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4 years

My boy and his girl were arrested after being found in a pub past hours, he told the cops his girl was expectant akakuliwa vibare proper for being irresponsible. He was taken to the cell, his girl was released

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@_wandamu

3 years

Kuna time tulikuwa tunaenda local fulani, haikuwa na till so bill ilikuwa send money to Lillian, bill ya thao mbili nimetuma mpesa kwa Lillian, mresh akapitia simu usiku nikiwa nimelala , hio siku nilikipata

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@_wandamu

2 years

@lushedmbingu1 @Dreymwangi Sasa gaidi amekupatia that sloppy slop gawk gawk 3000 both balls and meat in her mouth alafu akupandilie nikama anaingia F1 car, uta examine discharge saa ngapi mtu wangu

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@_wandamu

2 years

So in Ethiopia, the equivalent of form 4's from all over the country descend into Addis Ababa university to sit for their equivalent of KCSE. Reason for this is due to rampant examination fraud in the past. Over 5k students for the next 9 days. We are catering so eating good

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@_wandamu

10 months

We laid our dad to rest yesterday. The grief and pain aside we learnt some harsh lessons during the burial arrangement process which I'll share in due course. RIP dad

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@_wandamu

4 years

Hawkers wa bar humake do. Walevi wanafanya impulse buying mbaya, wanabuy minji, charger, powerbank, earphones, karai, jacket, t-shirt, ngepa

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@_wandamu

2 years

@NYAMBAN3 Intern at Serena Progressive Management roles at the companies below 4 years at Sarova 5 years at Fairmont Norfolk and Dubai 4 years at Etihad (2 years in flight) got to travel alot 4 years at Tribe Hotel and Capital Club Now consulting for a restaurant chain in Addis

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@_wandamu

2 years

@iamjoseh_ sasa aweke screen ingine at the back of his helmet ndio passenger aweze kuwatch

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@_wandamu

3 years

10 sets of squats 5 sets of leg presses 5 sets of leg extensions 5 sets of hamstring curls 5 sets Romanian deadlifts 5 sets of lunges 5 sets calve raises Do this twice a week, combine with a 3000 calorie intake daily and at least 7 hours of sleep minimum

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@DjSoxxy

3 years

Mnaona nifanye aje miguu zinone?😁

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@_wandamu

4 years

Yesterday I ventured out for burger fest and was served a very dry meatball on a burger bun at a hotel on Rhapta Road. Very disappointed.

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@_wandamu

3 years

Some few hours later she called to apologise and thanked me for listening

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@_wandamu

3 years

I've never been in such an awkward situation

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@_wandamu

4 years

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@_wandamu

2 years

Got this machine recently. My first ever motorbike. Did my first solo ride today. Looking forward to those trips out of town. #Bikerspaceke

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@_wandamu

2 years

@Annitajoe1 Casting her net wide, for the believers and non believers

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@_wandamu

5 years

@Sab__G Her fellow bikers didnt mobilise, like nduthi guys?

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@_wandamu

1 year

Random rides

Painkiller😜™

@Macha_icon

1 year

Single souls mnafanyanga nini weekends?

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@_wandamu

4 years

Saw this Mazda Cx 9 at Soko Karen, Karen Country Club. 2500 cc single turbo, 7 seater, ventilated/ heated seats, Bose sound system, even has a HUD (heads up display) Price 8M large

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@_wandamu

2 years

@iamjuddah procurement role in government or parastatals. salary 30k pm, Bank balance 300,000,000

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@_wandamu

3 years

Boy wangu alishikwa akarushwa kwa cruiser, makarao wakazunguka na yeye wakishika watu mpaka akasaidia makarao kubeba ma nduthi wakiziweka kwa cruiser, akashow makaro wamwachilie juu ya hio story akawekelewa vibare for the culture akawasaidia kuzi offload na akarushwa ndani

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@_wandamu

2 years

When buying wine, avoid these cheap ones from SA, they are full of sulphites and added sugar & easy to replicate at Kariobangi lite industries. Get wines from the following suppliers:- The Wine Shop, Wines of the World, Simonsig, Solovino, De Vries, Dion Wines, Uva wines

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@jumaf3

2 years

Fake alcohol is now full-blown and into the mainstream... Wine is now the worst. I know one who took a bottle of 4th Street Wine (Red) on Monday (bought it at Allsopps in a certain Wines and Spirits) & has been drunk for 4 days, taken over 20L of water since...

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@_wandamu

2 years

@NimuKiarie Tell your man to workout regularly, hydrate thoroughly and importantly eat clean

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@_wandamu

4 years

Lift weights and you'll look good in anything you wear

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@_wandamu

4 years

@privatefigure_ Kuna mahali amesplit gear nikafurahi

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@_wandamu

4 years

Spotted this beast in Karen Ford F250 4.2 litre Turbo diesel. 2006 model. What a beauty. @OwuorMichael @Kalasinga_ your thoughts?

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@mwabilimwagodi Ama ule broker wa magari anashindaga akipiga kelele huku

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@_wandamu

2 years

@AmRoggoz Welcome to fatherhood, mimi huwatch shows zangu kwa lapi kama campus student pale mamlaka Hall

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@_wandamu

2 years

Anyone here good at designing logos? Looking for someone to do one for a startup. RT

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@_wandamu

3 years

@Nyokaffiii Ukisema kung'uta miwa lazima umalize na kungu kungu

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@_wandamu

3 years

Landing in Mogadishu Airport is an extreme sport

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@_wandamu

4 years

@B3laze Campo nilikuliwa mresh na lecturer i was depressed nilikuwa nataka kuwa monk

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@_wandamu

2 years

@Lencer_B Fairmont Hotels, worked at Fairmont The Norfolk and Fairmont Dubai, never worked for a company that put so much effort to ensure staff were happy.

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@_wandamu

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@kilundeezy Enda club inaitwa pit stop hapo langata on a Friday evening, zima hio rhumba huchezwa huko alafu uwaimbie ngoma zako, ukimaliza sema Ruto for president.

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@_wandamu

3 years

If you use an instant shower, and your water is hard, learn how to replace the element coz you'll be replacing it often and fundis charge a fortune

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@_wandamu

3 years

Corporate world you do something nice you get a "good job" fanya blunder moja uone gai

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@_wandamu

3 years

If you have time to go through all of Edgar Obare's IG stories regularly, you definitely have time to workout, study, hustle

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@_wandamu

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@Wahinya_Charlie Boss si ata unge fact check kwanza, this thing can carry even a 1,000 people!

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@_wandamu

5 years

@Kenyans He would be on loan to another club

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@Salma_zeinab @_wandamu

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@Salma_zeinab @_wandamu

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@_wandamu

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@ArapTilingi In primary school, first trip to Mombasa ever, my dad wanted to save money akabuy tickets za magendo tulisimama hadi Emali bana, kukiwa na makarao tunakaa chini kwa floor, bus ikaharibika waited for another to come from Nairobi which was full so ilikuwa ka mat

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@_wandamu

3 years

Some interesting kuomoka stories i have encountered in my 16 year hotel career #Thread

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@itsLORDROY Vile niko na stress naweza enda hio Church nilime watu mangumi

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@_wandamu

2 years

@comradefyat 13 years ago Nilikuliwa dem na mtu wa Arsenali, machozi ilinitoka kam mtu ako kwa nduthi bila helmet ikienda full speed

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@_wandamu

3 years

Everytime I hear the song " siamini kama tuko wote" by TID I remember the first time a lady agreed to go out with me.....then dumped me a few days later 🥲

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@_wandamu

2 years

@JelaniMK For my family as for many others it's an event, my kids really enjoy it

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@_wandamu

4 years

@005e5n Your drinking buddies are not necessarily friends

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@_wandamu

3 years

We served a discerning client and his guests an 8 course meal

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@_wandamu

5 years

@itsmadokaa Unaeza Inua mkono hapa kidogo kidogo, dancing coffin bearers

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@_wandamu

3 years

Tweet for potatoes, such a versatile veg; either fries, roasted, crisps, mashed, smashed, hash brown, baked, lyonnaise, potato gratin, tater tots, also used in making gnocchi, list is endless fam

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@_wandamu

5 years

@kayzywizzzy @toolzbabe its common in China to wear them due to pollution i guess. In most cities there, most people wore masks way before corona

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@_wandamu

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@AntohLibra Either you're in for a good time or you'll be told... "i need a favour"

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@_wandamu

4 years

Kuna pastor hukam hapo gym yetu, weight ikiwa mzito imlemee anaanza kuongea in tongues bana

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@_wandamu

5 years

@Oywaosmiam @peppermint_kis @Osama_otero ifb

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@_wandamu

2 years

@JackWERE7 Interestingly it's easier to get if you reside outside Kenya. Speaking from experience in UAE and Ethiopia

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@_wandamu

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@johnnjenga @_wandamu

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@_wandamu

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@gabrieloguda I'm a Ngong resident, lived here all my life and I've seen it happen first hand to people I know personally, very sad

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@_wandamu

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@guylikericky

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@_wandamu

1 year

@Muthoga_Jay Petit alafu kinembe inahang kama Haas avocado siet

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@_wandamu

5 years

@playboiezzy You mean like this?

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@_wandamu

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@BahatiEmeka @TheBahati Or for 200 in my case

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@_wandamu

2 years

@Karuth_ Corn fed Slow braised lamb with mint sauce

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@_wandamu

2 years

Men who lift, does your morning wood feel extra hard the morning after doing heavy compound lifts like deadlifts or squats or back or is it just me? No homo

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@_wandamu

2 years

In Chinese cities, there's a service called jam busting that allows drivers who are stuck in traffic & need to get somewhere quickly can be picked up right away. 2 people arrive, one rapidly gets you through traffic on a motorbike & the other delivers your car wherever you want

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Nikita Kering or Azziad

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@_wandamu

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Vile wadau huingia club za uptown after ku marinate kwa machuom

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@_wandamu

5 years

@iamlegitdaily @_wandamu

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@_wandamu

3 years

@briyanprince_ Kuna msee fulani mtaani he buys meat trimmings, shins,unusable skins etc from the slaughter house boils them chops them up and sells as dog food, guy owns a probox and lives in his own home

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@_wandamu

4 years

Someone paid me 5k that he owed. Kidogo kidogo diapers na gas zimeisha 😒

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@_wandamu

2 years

@FridaMwangi1 I have the title

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@_wandamu

2 years

@KimathiInc You forgot the emojis

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@_wandamu

4 years

If you started working out in January of this year, you should see some results by now. If you don't, tweak your training, increase frequency and intensity and very important tweak your diet, all depending on your goals

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@_wandamu

4 years

75 bob for the serengeti, 100 bob for the Kilimanjaro. Meza mzima thao, huko Kenya sirudi

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@_wandamu

4 years

I saw a guy on YouTube unboxing this bike (Canyon Aerod CFR) price tag £7699. That's over 1M ksh 🤯

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@_wandamu

2 years

@Flo_mwaniki_ How about picha ya title deeds?

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@_wandamu

4 years

Job opportunities coming in thick and fast. Looks like I will be back in the grind very very soon

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@_wandamu

2 years

@Makiadi_ I once worked in a private members club and on our 10th anniversary we invited Kace and 2 other DJs, Kace was on 7th floor and the others on 6th floor and 5th floor, 7th floor was absolutely packed

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@_wandamu

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A certain married lady went to complain to the parents in law that their son was not performing his bedroom duties, almost 2 years. The father went and beat the crap out of him saying unaniabisha smh

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@itsMswakiiiiiii @_wandamu

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@spicedliver Point us in their direction sir

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@_wandamu

4 years

Competency based curriculum smh

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@_wandamu

4 years

I read on here bout some crazy things people do for women and I cant comment, given one time I used to go all the way to Gachie from Buru coz of a woman

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