@RepSwalwell
My 14-year old just asked, “Dad, if you’re compromised by a Chinese spy, do you lose your security clearance?” I told him, “Not in California, son.”
He nodded sadly, returned to “Call of Duty,” and whooped as he shotgunned another player in the testes.
True story.
@SenLouiseLucas
Ma’am, as a native North Carolinian and longtime South Carolina resident, I must tell you that mere disavowal of this is not enough. There needs to be criminal charges.
So everyone:UNC Walmart fans now have a sad talking point: UNC is the “real” champion and State is only the “tournament” champion.
Fact: the ACC has not recognized a “regular season champion since 1961.” Enjoy:
“Dear
@theACC
and
@NCAA
:
For the sake of poor Tez Walker’s mental health, we write to demand that you reverse last night’s game and award the victory to the North Carolina Tar Heels.”
Signed,
@RoyCooperNC
@JudgeBobOrr
Keatts is a good bet to finish 17-15/9-12 year 7, in a bad ACC. Not even NIT material. Plus 7 years of zero NCAA wins and not sniffing a conference title.
If that doesn’t get you fired it’s because your leadership simply doesn’t care.
Simple.
And what does State do? “We gotta leave that place.”
Locking the men’s program into that hockey morgue was the single biggest athletic mistake
@NCState
ever made (which is saying something) and it is not close.
The legacy of Jackie Robinson remains forever ingrained within our program & our university.
Today we honor the 75th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s
@MLB
debut & breaking of the color barrier in baseball.
The final AP Poll of the 2023-24 season 🙌
1. UConn
2. Purdue
T-3. Alabama
T-3. Houston
5. Tennessee
6. Illinois
7. North Carolina
8. Iowa State
9. Duke
10. NC State
So we finally have the chance to get rid of this mope and he turns into Jimmy V Lite in the tournament.
He will lose to Duke, win 1-2 games in the NIT, and we will be stuck with him forever.
Only at State. ONLY at State
@JohnBrownsCons1
@tomselliott
That’s pretty small print. Where’s the 127% gas price increase since 2020? That’s quite the accomplishment.
Oh- wait: Biden can’t be blamed because gas is also expensive in Hong Kong.
@fev_tw
@3YearLetterman
@Mr_Cuddlez88
Feeb: the American dollar is backed by Freedom, which makes it the strongest money on earth. All other countries just spin irrelevantly in the wake of America’s awesomeness like tiny, envious krill.
All jokes aside, I wish Drake all the best.
As with Sam Howell, I’ll be forever grateful that his last ACC pass was a completion - to a guy wearing an NC State jersey.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends on X, including my NC State and Wake friends, my history friends, and of course the Walmart fan community. Enjoy your holiday feast today wherever you may be.
@steve_pierce
While you shake off the dim: this WW2 JU-87 Stuka has hung before INNOCENT CHILDREN at the Chicago Museum of Science & Industry since the 40s. I first saw it age 5; when I got home, I immediately dressed up as Hermann Goering.
@BrigadierKetch
I read on the
@PackPride
message boards (yeah, I know) that Bates turned down $200k in NIL to stay at State. No idea whether true.
I’m going to be dead honest: if anyone has to arrange $200k for a college player to play, just shut the shit down.
I mean, why are we doing this?
ABSOLUTELY NO HIGHLIGHTS FROM STATE’S WIN AT HALFTIME ON
@accnetwork
- just “NC State takes care of business against Wake Forest.” And back to Clemson.
God, you people suck.
@3YearLetterman
It’s the licking the kebab while Pinko Girl goes into full Spluttering Daffy Duck Mode that’s the true boss man move. He needs some sort of championship ring for this.
@BarstoolPack
The upside for Bates is he will be in a place where he won’t be used as an excuse for failure by a grown ass man making $2 million a year. Good luck to him. He deserved better.
No worries, folks. The same
@NCState
@PackAthletics
leadership that gave
@CoachKeattsNCSU
his own automatic extension also locked in Doeren to 2027. Because someone might have hired him away, right?
Morons. Absolute morons.