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Walmart fans found. Flâneur. Cash-paid waterbed owner. Raconteur. Fan of Roland Le Farter. Fool-Killer. Shrubber. “He’s cutting edge Twitter comedy” - @JayBar40

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Joined December 2021
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@UncFinder
Walmart Fan Finder
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@3YearLetterman 12. That England blew a 13-colony lead.
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@RepSwalwell My 14-year old just asked, “Dad, if you’re compromised by a Chinese spy, do you lose your security clearance?” I told him, “Not in California, son.” He nodded sadly, returned to “Call of Duty,” and whooped as he shotgunned another player in the testes. True story.
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I SAID IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. I WAS WRONG. 1987-2024. I am crying. You are crying. God bless the Wolfpack.
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OH MY
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@RedWhitePodcast
Red White ACC Champion Pod
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Glorious.
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@MrJamesMay 😞 When I heard “Good News!” I was initially very excited, thinkng you were going to announce a new Dacia Sendero.
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@SenLouiseLucas Ma’am, as a native North Carolinian and longtime South Carolina resident, I must tell you that mere disavowal of this is not enough. There needs to be criminal charges.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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Fuck you.
@UNC_SJP
UNC SJP
3 months
FLY HIGH BABY
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Walmart Fan Finder
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Too easy.
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@AngieHarrisa92
I’m a Tar Heel!
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@redpack57 @GreatScott_11 @TuffyTalkNow Name a banner hanging in the Dean Dome from an event that didn’t exist?…. Just one….
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Absolutely laughable.
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@Pixelfrog41 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk It’s both. Also, America invented Democracy, electricity, the automobile, and bread.
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❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@GloriaLSandusky @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Jerry Sandusky, I didn’t know they had Twitter in prison. But here are some facts:
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Walmart Fan Finder
8 months
I will never get tired of watching this clip. Never.
@kenzblackwelder
kenz b
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just a little throwback in honor of #GTHC week!!!!
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@UncFinder
Walmart Fan Finder
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So everyone:UNC Walmart fans now have a sad talking point: UNC is the “real” champion and State is only the “tournament” champion. Fact: the ACC has not recognized a “regular season champion since 1961.” Enjoy:
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Walmart Fan Finder
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@patriottakes
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸
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Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene wearing a Tar Heels shirt
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@brianonorio Then you shrug and say: “Well, shit, I didn’t go to school there. From now on I’m pulling for UConn.” (Buys hat)
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“Dear @theACC and @NCAA : For the sake of poor Tez Walker’s mental health, we write to demand that you reverse last night’s game and award the victory to the North Carolina Tar Heels.” Signed, @RoyCooperNC @JudgeBobOrr
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@MarkDuckweed @3YearLetterman Look at Dorkweed here, trying to chirp at a licensed Notary Public.
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@MyHelpfulHints_ @3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits Rugby is what gay British men do when they can’t find a bathhouse.
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@3YearLetterman @EddCooke1 @elonmusk … and the automobile. God bless President Ford.
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@extradeadjcb @elonmusk Seriously? This literally used almost everything that violates the terms of the rule. @elonmusk - seriously?
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@Paul52926410 @mkolken @__Kimberly1 Ask the people whose wives, husbands, parents, daughters and sons died in the hospital alone.
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@reza28reza28 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The Persian Empire? That’s a restaurant.
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@GrimesRickoff @3YearLetterman @nocontextfooty We said “oldest and greatest,” not “lamest.”
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Walmart Fan Finder
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Keatts is a good bet to finish 17-15/9-12 year 7, in a bad ACC. Not even NIT material. Plus 7 years of zero NCAA wins and not sniffing a conference title. If that doesn’t get you fired it’s because your leadership simply doesn’t care. Simple.
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Good morning @DickieV - your Clemson over NC State call aged like the finest of wines, huh?
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@LuckarSeven @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Proven false. French power is produced by cheese and rillettes farts.
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@profamirattaran American Jesus is praying for you, Amir.
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@DarrenBlaylock @3YearLetterman @NikkiFried She literally works in a government building, Daenerys.
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If you served this in NC or SC you’d be charged with multiple felonies.
Nobody make BBQ like in Virginia… I’m in heaven rn
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@PatronusOf @3YearLetterman @ladygaqa_ @TweetleMcBeetle @Adele Jesus invented music. And football. And Jesus was an American.
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And what does State do? “We gotta leave that place.” Locking the men’s program into that hockey morgue was the single biggest athletic mistake @NCState ever made (which is saying something) and it is not close.
@NCStateRivals
TheWolfpackCentral
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UNC coach Hubert Davis said the toughest two places to play for him were at NC State's Reynolds Coliseum and Maryland's Cole Field House.
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Jackie Robinson would not have quit on a bowl game on one hour’s notice. @StateCoachD @PackFootball @TuffyTalkNow @RedWhitePodcast
@UCLAFootball
UCLA Football
2 years
The legacy of Jackie Robinson remains forever ingrained within our program & our university. Today we honor the 75th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s @MLB debut & breaking of the color barrier in baseball.
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@EnrobeTourteau @3YearLetterman @franceintheus While you were typing that, France surrendered to somebody.
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Watching UNC’s “Heisman Winner” lose to Ben Finley.
@GreatDayTarHeel
Great Day Tar Heel
1 year
What UNC sports moment had you like this?
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@VanityFair Pass this on to Bess Levin, for her reading pleasure:
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@3YearLetterman Won by an American from NC State, coach. We truly rule the world, and other countries circle America like tiny, envious satellites.
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@Brett_McMurphy I miss the days when bowls were simply named after commodities and fruits.
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Mack Brown is college football’s Joe Biden.
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@fuckedupfoods Looks like a solid type 2 to me.
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@dumbrhys @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Rice, sit this one out and leave the thinking to the thinkers.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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I guess to be ranked ahead of Duke, NC State would need to send Duke home from - what? THREE postseason tournaments? Four?
@MarchMadnessMBB
NCAA March Madness
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The final AP Poll of the 2023-24 season 🙌 1. UConn 2. Purdue T-3. Alabama T-3. Houston 5. Tennessee 6. Illinois 7. North Carolina 8. Iowa State 9. Duke 10. NC State
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Wait until your neighbors find out you two grools actually graduated from ECU.
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So we finally have the chance to get rid of this mope and he turns into Jimmy V Lite in the tournament. He will lose to Duke, win 1-2 games in the NIT, and we will be stuck with him forever. Only at State. ONLY at State
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@strnnk_ @3YearLetterman Sir, don’t lecture us. America invented telling time. And clocks.
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@JohnBrownsCons1 @tomselliott That’s pretty small print. Where’s the 127% gas price increase since 2020? That’s quite the accomplishment. Oh- wait: Biden can’t be blamed because gas is also expensive in Hong Kong.
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@WhatNowDoc @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Robo, that’s quite the word salad for “we surrendered at Yorktown.”
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@johnbeamon_ @3YearLetterman @jrpsaki Isn’t wearing a mask in your profile parodying being a man? I mean, let’s be fair, here.
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@UncFinder
Walmart Fan Finder
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@barstoolecu Why not? Half of you wear UNC shirts from December to March, and that’s a conservative estimate
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@giIIes @3YearLetterman Just surrender now. You’re used to it, and it’s for the best
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@3YearLetterman @HistoryInPics So true and so easily proven: if the Statue of Liberty is French, why is its name in American?
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@IntelCrab HELL YES AMERICA IS BACK.
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Good night #WPN ❤️
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@fev_tw @3YearLetterman @Mr_Cuddlez88 Feeb: the American dollar is backed by Freedom, which makes it the strongest money on earth. All other countries just spin irrelevantly in the wake of America’s awesomeness like tiny, envious krill.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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@BOZAKILLA @3YearLetterman @AOC Loco, I know people in Asheville have strange views. But this is 2022. Women can be Senators.
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@CoachBungard @3YearLetterman @BarackObama Mr. Bum Guard, how many championship rings do you have? Coach has so many he has trouble turning doorknobs.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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All jokes aside, I wish Drake all the best. As with Sam Howell, I’ll be forever grateful that his last ACC pass was a completion - to a guy wearing an NC State jersey.
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@FrankenBimmer @3YearLetterman @itsJeffTiedrich Bryony, do you ever get tired of walking into @BEEFOBRADY and getting only a pity- filled smile and a Waze printout to @Arbys ?
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I don’t see how he could have handled this better than he did. Well done, @StateCoachD
@fleischman_noah
Noah Fleischman
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NC State coach Dave Doeren’s opening statement on QB MJ Morris redshirting the rest of the season:
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@3YearLetterman @KirbySmartUGA National titles are won in the weight room, not the classroom
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Well. That was … very brave of you. Must have been quite the drama waiting on that acceptance letter. Was it written in crayon?
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@Tcain_for_UNC
Big Vanilla
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@UncFinder @TarHeelBruin Actually applied only to ECU. 2/10 for the try though.
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@elonmusk @bennyjohnson @kathygriffin How it started, and how it’s going:
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@3YearLetterman @litcapital That, in NC and SC, is called “prison food.”
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@RedditCFB One Belt to rule them all. One Belt to find them. One Belt to bring them all. And in the upsets bind them.
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@UncFinder
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends on X, including my NC State and Wake friends, my history friends, and of course the Walmart fan community. Enjoy your holiday feast today wherever you may be.
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@houseboatbob65 @3YearLetterman @BarackObama Just Blob, do you own a vintage globe and a taxidermied wolf’s head? You might want to sit this one out.
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@Adrian_Dupree @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The Declaration of Independence is no joke, Barry. It is the literal blanket under which my Freedom smirks.
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@steve_pierce While you shake off the dim: this WW2 JU-87 Stuka has hung before INNOCENT CHILDREN at the Chicago Museum of Science & Industry since the 40s. I first saw it age 5; when I got home, I immediately dressed up as Hermann Goering. @BrigadierKetch
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@timlongson @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Tom, that’s quite the word salad for “we surrendered at Yorktown.”
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I read on the @PackPride message boards (yeah, I know) that Bates turned down $200k in NIL to stay at State. No idea whether true. I’m going to be dead honest: if anyone has to arrange $200k for a college player to play, just shut the shit down. I mean, why are we doing this?
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Walmart Fan Finder
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ABSOLUTELY NO HIGHLIGHTS FROM STATE’S WIN AT HALFTIME ON @accnetwork - just “NC State takes care of business against Wake Forest.” And back to Clemson. God, you people suck.
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Happy Sunday UNC fans. Cheer up - you’ll always have field hockey
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@gtghawaii @RobinLuvsDisney @3YearLetterman @franceintheus Gigi, books are for losers who can’t play football. I get my history from the Franklin Bible, and the words of Jesus in their original American.
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@2011Taurus @3YearLetterman Whoa, whoa, whoa. Thomas Jefferson invented the computer, friend.
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@3YearLetterman @ginnyhogan_ There have been some false maps shown on this thread, too. So we need to show a factual one.
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@BarstoolPack Poor souls. Just trying to win SOMETHING against State this month, I guess. @UNCBarstool
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Blink twice if you’re being held hostage.
@UNCFootball
Carolina Football
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Hey Tar Heels, help us welcome Jakeen Harris to the squad 🐏 #CarolinaFootball 🏈 #UNCommon
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Walmart Fan Finder
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I am in tears watching this awesomeness and I am not afraid to admit it. Man, I love my school.
@PackFootball
NC State Football
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A memorable year, shared with all of WPN. There's nothing quite like it. #1Pack1Goal | #GoPack
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How’d UNC do against that Clemson team that quit, Neil? Asking for a friend.
@nwblackmon
Neil W. Blackmon
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Doeren extending his tenure in Raleigh by beating a Clemson team that has quit on the season and whose head coach is imploding is so NC State
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@oldladyg2 @3YearLetterman @nocontextfooty Jesus was an American who invented football.
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@MarkDuckweed @realbeardo Of course it’s a non-issue for you, as one look at yore wizened ringless fingers will confirm.
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Hey @BooCorrigan - wake up off the couch. Yet another @PackAthletics team is getting hosed.
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@3YearLetterman This is pure gold. PURE.
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@TarHeelBruin You tell us.
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@3YearLetterman It’s the licking the kebab while Pinko Girl goes into full Spluttering Daffy Duck Mode that’s the true boss man move. He needs some sort of championship ring for this.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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@BarstoolPack The upside for Bates is he will be in a place where he won’t be used as an excuse for failure by a grown ass man making $2 million a year. Good luck to him. He deserved better.
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Never too soon to break this out:
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@honeyhoonieee @3YearLetterman @marktuan Reported for misinformation. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth.
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@3YearLetterman @AntonFerrandis @tocrawlwalkrun @elonmusk Every time I see these liberty-hating tweets I say a silent prayer of thanks for President Franklin.
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Walmart Fan Finder
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No worries, folks. The same @NCState @PackAthletics leadership that gave @CoachKeattsNCSU his own automatic extension also locked in Doeren to 2027. Because someone might have hired him away, right? Morons. Absolute morons.
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