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In all seriousness I think Biden will be very shaken by these events. He’s seen this happen before, from Reagan (1981) to Kennedy (1963), and of course Julius Caesar (44 BC).

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Babies every 2-3 hours:

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Wow Hungary

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Hey guys get a load of this absolute loser trying to talk to me on this dating app I am also on

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Going to Sainsbury’s now. Don’t even need anything. Just want to go add an extra body to the chaos

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Spain will be playing on behalf of racism

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@MadridXtra

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🚨 Official: Spain & Brazil will play a friendly to fight against Racism. The match will be in March 2024. The motto ‘The same skin’ will be used.

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Always have to get in first don’t they, arrogant.

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Concept of Sean Dyche having parents doesn’t sit right with me

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"My mum wasn't happy, she prefers me in a suit!" 😅 Sean Dyche on his recent outfit change - which seems to have inspired Everton to successfully avoid relegation 👔

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Probably tried to set an alarm

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@AnfieldSector

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Darwin Nunez has removed all of his recent Liverpool pictures off his Instagram.

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The charm about football is that you hate the other teams but crucially you hate your team the most

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Me as a young boy to my father:

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God I wish I was that man staring at driftwood

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@Rivermansky63

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Now that's what I call driftwood! This huge tree must have been in the water for years judging by the weathering. Porthcawl this morning

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She’s playing football manager as spurs

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Kate Middleton has been working from home on special project, palace confirms

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can’t wait to see the lads , the yann sommer, the Shaqiri, Ricardo Rodriguez, that absolutely awful striker they have (seferovic?) and of course embolo. Not seen these chaps for 2 years !

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This is what Levy sent back to Bayern on Friday at 11.59pm

David Draiman 🟦🎗️🇮🇱✡️☮️

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Still 180 lbs, but body fat % dropped another 2% 💪🏻 Muscle is heavier than fat 😉🤘🏻 #downwiththefitness

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He got out of burnley, met some sound Muslim lads (Doucoure & Onana) and took the shahada

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Sean Dyche. 🥚 #EFC

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Before klopp and pep came to the premier league: No war, we had cup replays, right winger was right footed and left winger was left footed, you could skim an erdinger, bald was ugly. After klopp and pep came to the premier league: Inflation up, interest rates up, war, Arteta

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haven't seen Eddie Howe this rattled since the time he saw a woman driving

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City Xtra

@City_Xtra

1 year

Kalvin Phillips on his 'perfect script' for the #UCLFinal : "For me, we start really well, get one or two goals quite early. And then in the 65th, 70th minute we get another goal, and then Pep [Guardiola] decides to change a few players and I get to play..." [via @TNTSportsBR ]

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The working man deserves this, he toils all day at his laptop reviewing documents and spreadsheets he needs this spurs chelsea game

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Hate this “we’ve chosen not to show you the pitch invader” you’re a sports channel not the news! just show everyone what they want to see !

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This Enzo hate watch that sky have gone for is class, Neville absolutely can’t stand him

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@ted_pen @annie_either_or I’m not going to be judged by an Australian.

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I showed up with my islam membership card and was allowed to vote (twice)

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@AdamDiver2

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I’m not one for complaining but I am gutted! I spent 27 years in the Army and today I was going to vote in my local elections. I was sadly turned away at the door as my Veteran ID was not allowed as formal ID. I will be fighting for this “special ID” to be “more” formal🇬🇧

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Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these.

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@soapyhnnh

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Looks like there’s a bit of land there in front of him ?

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The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡

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If you ignore the games that rodri has lost, he’s actually unbeaten in his entire career. Incredible.

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Mf goes on about gender ideologies and then gives a country a gender

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"We stand with Israel, and recognise her right to self defence in the face of this aggression." UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer is addressing the British public after Iran launched missiles towards Israel. 📺 Sky 501

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Classic Jenas

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“I know he’s, you know, but he doesn’t act like the rest of them”

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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"Those silly dances and all the nonsense everyone gets up to, he just runs over to corner in a very authentic manner" 😅 Sean Dyche was 'absolutely delighted' with Lewis Dobbin's celebration for Everton's second goal against Chelsea 😂

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People look at mosques and wonder what diabolical schemes the moslems within are concocting, well at Friday prayers today the imaam berated the congregation for their inability to buy normal cars instead of large suvs

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Luke Shaw medically diagnosed as having “enjoying Christmas”

UtdDistrict

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🚨 | Luke Shaw and Sofyan Amrabat are OUT tonight with minor issues. [Samuel Luckhurst, MEN]

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People clamour for a table seat on the train but true train connoisseurs know a normal two person seat is the optimal choice.

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Swim across Drake’s Passage? It’s 600 miles of freezing sea! Drinking huel 3 times a day has somehow made him stupider.

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Pole to pole gotta be up there. Start in the South Pole, cross Antarctica on foot, then swim across drakes passage, run the americas including the Darien gap, cross over during winter to the North Pole. 2+ years of a marathon every day. Possible?

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6th penalty in 8 games for arsenal. In that time the rest of the league has had 4 (total)

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its going to be a very long day

ChichaRoan

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WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #TaylorSwift #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT

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If Alonso stays at Leverkusen for one more year (fair) then the club should tell klopp to honour his contract for the next 12 months. It’s only fair. Of course klopp thinks contractual obligations don’t apply to him. Well this isn’t Germany buddy. Get ready for court.

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Dan James stepping up to take a penalty:

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I'm not even Welsh and I've got sweaty palms here ffs

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2 goals in 7 months after this tweet

Indy Football

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James Maddison: ‘When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man’ @RichJolly

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Throwing milkshakes at obviously racist politicians is not the way to go. What you should do is meet them for a debate, hosted by radio 4, listen to their rant, nod occasionally then offer the electorate an alternative that is 90% of the racist politician’s manifesto.

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The PR campaign run by Dixie Dean’s estate, it’s like having captain Tom back

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Erling Haaland has broken a Premier League record but not Dixie Dean’s

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This being underneath the article is very funny

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Club statement.

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Embarrassing seeing these sunderlanders running around with ballot boxes “Oo we want to announce first” grow up and build an airport.

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ancelotti’s going to make a tactical switch soon and try a new system , which will essentially boil down to using a razor to slice garlic so thin that it liquifies in the pan with just a little oil. It's a very good system

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Understand what triggered this was a debate over England’s greatest prime minister, the options being Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder

The Good, The Bad & The Rugby

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Unsavoury scenes at Stade Velodrome as several England fans are removed for fighting. #RWC2023 #ENGvFIJ

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TAA is so good at right back lol , but we can't say that because he let his country down in the euro 2024 final (no wait that was kyle walker who is also an adulterer)

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This open for surprise is out of this world

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Sarah Moulds: Ex-teacher tells court her life has been 'torn to pieces' by pony hitting case

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Salmon;

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any streams

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You’re a healthy well adjusted funny handsome person if you’re enjoying this Ronaldo downfall

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What the? Clearly the judge doesnt have a new Yorker subscription (or access to a bodega)

Metro

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Lucy Letby loses bid to appeal murder and attempted murder convictions

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In 12 hours time a young kobbie mainoo will be jogging back slowly as Emile smith Rowe puts Fulham 0-1 up. The crowd will react by abusing the glazers.

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Day one as a United player Marcus Rashford sits you down, this is what it means to be a Man Utd player he says, he gets out his iPhone and opens the Notes app, this he says will be your most important tool

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Top tip, if you convert to islam by 5pm today you can get tomorrow off as it’s Eid. Your employer is unable to stop you. For more information visit your local mosque and/or imam.

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£85m forward doing this after scoring his second league goal of the season in a 1-1 home draw against Burnley is very funny

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Funny that Starmer had this image of a principled human rights lawyer who single handedly got rid of the death penalty in many countries when in truth he’d let you drop as many bombs as you want if you bought him a pair of glasses and a nice dinner.

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Your employer waiting for your weekend to end

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Jon ashworth must feel so awful, every group chat he’s in is celebrating and his head must be on Mars. He’s probably sat there spiralling, the occasional “condolences” from colleagues who are drunk and will forget about him by the end of the day.

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Funny how reviews of this movie went from “this is a masterpiece, a must watch, really haunting and has lessons for us all” to “er actually it is the worst movie ever do not watch”! I wonder what changed in the last 2 weeks

CNN Opinion

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‘The Zone of Interest’ — a Holocaust movie without Jews – Read more from Peter Rutland here:

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No sweeter feeling in being alive, of the human experience, of experiencing joy, than watching Man Utd fail and fail and fail. I can’t get enough.

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Me, at the global currency market post brexit

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Prime Barclays was Geovanni’s 4 month run of form between august 2008 and December 2008.

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This is why the other religions are falling behind. Great content

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Check Over!

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Half the timeline watching mountain biking at 2.30pm on a Monday …no wonder Rachel reeves has had to bring back austerity

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After drinking Heineken on Eid;

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*Mohammed, apologies

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Biden tomorrow “well, I’m glad the Christian god saved Donald. We have our differences, but life is sacred. God bless Donald and god bless you all” Trump 2 minutes later “I am immortal”

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Why’s ramsdale been dropped? Wonder if he has been challenging bigotry in the changing rooms and this has annoyed Arteta who holds far right views? If so, very sad, but not a surprise.

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The Conservative Party conference keynote speech;

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What is Woakes doing ffs

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We’ve missed a Dortmund player tackle a normal member of the public. Thanks a lot

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Starmer probably furious his evening in the hospitality box at the Emirates at the guest of BAE Systems has been interrupted.

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Getting dark at 2.34pm thanks a lot British empire I could’ve been sat in my ancestors’ country eating a mango but no I have to be here trying to work out if a company is VAT registered.

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Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.

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The Conservatives are building a "Jeremy Corbyn-style manifesto, where anything you want can go in it," Labour leader Keir Starmer says Follow live:

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Just remembered pep guardiola got to play BURTON ALBION in a cup semi final and almost burst a blood vessel

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Ever since that guy pointed out that his tweets say the same thing three times , it’s all I can see

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🔴🤝🏻 Richard Hughes has already an agreement in place to join Liverpool, it will happen at the end of the season. After excellent job at Bournemouth with CEO Neill Blake, he’s gonna leave at the end of the season to sign for Liverpool. He’s part of Michael Edwards plan.

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I have many Man Utd friends / mutuals and the reason their club is so bad is because they’re terrible people. This is a reflection of you all.

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@rubytandoh I’m just extolling the joys of the humble lidl ice cream

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Don’t call them “Netherlands”. Bit of mind games I think, could sway the result later. They’re easily rattled, these hollanders

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You don’t get it bro Tom skinner he’s just a funny guy he eats a lot of food at 6am he sells fruit bosh haha he just wants his country back nothing wrong with marching small boats problem who will protect are kids

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7 months ago he said they had a right to deny food and water to Palestinians. This is the consequence of that sort of unwavering support. So no, I don’t think half assed announcements like this will be enough to get my vote

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The scenes in Rafah are horrific. As @Keir_Starmer has said, Netanyahu must be told to stop. There must be a ceasefire, the hostages must be released, aid must be provided, & we must move to a lasting peace based on 2 states - an independent Palestine, alongside a secure Israel.

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Ten Hag will be sitting there thinking “jä but this vormation vorked v VVV Venlo?”

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Kyle Walker just saw a monogamous couple in the crowd

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What are they complaining about

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it's funny the under Ole they had a good season, seemed to be building something fun and exciting which the fans were behind and then a rumour that City were interested in Ronaldo got clowns like Rio Ferdinand to effectively intervene and ruin everything.

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Zookeeper too busy having an affair I suspect, heads should roll

BBC News (UK)

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Monkey escapes from enclosure at Paignton Zoo

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Mr Howe’s concern is that one day, a man may enter the field within a stadium with a knife (unless that man is representing the kingdom of Saudi Arabia in which case mr Howe has no comment to make as he is a simple humble working class man and politics and football do not mix)

The Guardian

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Eddie Howe urges football to avoid tragedy and learn from Leeds incident

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@MelissaReddy_ My concern is that this zubimendi character will steal the money. Richard Hughes all due respect to him is a novice. He’s been director of football at Bournemouth, where he deals with the likes of “Weymouth Fc” and “Dulwich hamlet”. The Spanish will take him for a ride.

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People reminisce about the 2012 Olympics but for me, 2005 ashes live on channel 4 was the true United Kingdom

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The English rugby lads shouldn’t be disheartened at all. Sure they’re disappointed but they’ll soon be cheered up when they learn their investments in Lockheed Martin and BAE systems have grown significantly in recent days.

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You don’t get it lol it’s a joke account it’s pretend misogyny it’s pretend! And the funny thing is it’s pretending, but also here’s a bet365 link when the fun stops stop, but also it’s ironic

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@laura_woodsy @oliverbrown_tel I ain't read the article

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Got Uniqlo trousers on, a Uniqlo top on, and got uniqlo in my heart (voting Lib Dem)

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City, title and possible cup winners Liverpool, + 3 places in the league, trophy in the bag Villa, first time in CL for 41 years Arsenal, drew 0-0 away at the etihad. Been a successful season for all the top 4, and memories they will carry for the rest of their lives.

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Yesterday he referred to a country as a woman.

Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️

@LeftieStats

1 year

🚨 NEW: Starmer says he AGREES with Sunak's stance on trans rights. When asked by the Guardian if he agrees with Sunak's recent statements about trans people, Starmer replied: "Yes, of course". He added: "a woman is a female adult".

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Woman on the radio saying her xl bully is a fine dog wouldn’t hurt a fly but she absolutely wouldn’t leave it in a room with her toddler , very good

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@HKarim00 True I used chatgpt to design this tweet so I would get lots of likes and money through Twitter

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Neville when Utd get destroyed; “not concerned, it’s a blip sure but it’s so strange. Perhaps aliens were involved?” Neville when arsenal concede a corner; “I knew it, I knew they didn’t have it in them, they are going to collapse now, I fear for them I really do”

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Sat across some orc eating a full Burger King meal? No thank you!

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@SamMcGuire90 Understand the var was darren france

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Lower league fans love this hardest geezer idiot. This is why the premier league cartel is correct to limit what money they get. They cannot be trusted.

Chris Reeve

@ChrisReevo

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This bloke should 110% be the SPOTY. If you know, you know. Genuinely heroic. Get it done son. @hardestgeezer 💛

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Dyche’s going to go on gb news

TheFootballMob

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amadou onana with possibly the worst pen in history for everton against fulham tonight..

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Hmm the player I don’t like? He’s playing very badly and is indeed going to cost England! But the player I like? He’s the best on the pitch and is being let down by the others (the players I don’t like in particular)

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