Tristan Carroll @TristanMCarroll Twitter profile

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 months

Performing alongside Israel in the Eurovision but shaking my head the whole time so everyone knows I disagree

igli

@iamiglilime

5 months

omg they iconic

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2 years

As if being in Kodaline wasn't embarrassing enough

kelly 👻

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2 years

ah ya makes sense

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Tristan Carroll

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9 months

Sometimes an Irish actor in a suit an awards show is just an Irish actor in a suit at an awards show. It's okay. He doesn't have to be at his debs or the afters of a wedding.

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Tristan Carroll

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10 months

Do Dubs do the voice when there's no one around?

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

Jordan Peterson going absolutely off the deep end makes it even funnier that people I know call him "Dr Peterson" and went to see him in the 3 Arena

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3 years

Former minister for health here copy and pasting from your aunt's Facebook

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2 years

Graham Linehan spent too long in England and look what it did to him

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

They should have a show called Hate Island where they all go in to make mortal enemies

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

Paul Murphy could tweet something innocuous like "I hate when the butter is too cold and just tears the bread up" and your da would be in his replies like "there are two genders and they are BOTH communists"

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Tristan Carroll

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6 months

@markruffaloTD Reporting for hate speech

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Tristan Carroll

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1 year

She's on a fucking billboard on the N7. Get real

NewstalkFM

@NewstalkFM

1 year

'They've tried to cancel me' - Ciara Kelly on the 'bloodsport' of cancel culture.

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Tristan Carroll

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5 months

Not enough mention of Kneecap not boycotting a festival the BDS are asking people to boycott. Having their cáca agus eating it freisin?

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

Val Venis just revealed himself to be a transphobe. Dustin Rhodes just supported trans rights. SummerSlam ‘98 where Goldust kicks Val Venis in the dick on a loop please.

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Tristan Carroll

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1 year

What a way to learn that there's a film festival in Achill

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Tristan Carroll

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3 months

Using her phone's dying breaths to be embarrassing

Jane Butler

@janemarybutler

3 months

My Mom is cooler than yours #bratsummer

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

@thejoannagraham Wait, you started the Nigel Thornberry meme?!

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

You know he's a piece of shit because he says Patty

I think you should leave turbo team

@ITYSL

2 years

lives for st patty's day

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4 years

@tpwkyouwhore @dearnhx Are yanks alright?

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Tristan Carroll

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4 years

Leo is absolutely dying to say New Zealand are doing so well because they don't have Sinn Féin over there. Just wait for it.

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Tristan Carroll

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4 years

Government messaging (leaks mostly) in chronological order: - 9 more weeks - I didn't say 9 more weeks - But yes, 9 more weeks - Actually until Easter but no schools - Okay also with schools - To clarify, I am an egg

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Tristan Carroll

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6 years

Watched the @OSWreview episode on Marine 6 so obviously I had to figure out this arrangement.

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Tristan Carroll

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3 years

Blowing Joe Rogan's mind by pretending to pop my thumb off and reattach it

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Tristan Carroll

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10 months

The other one would've shot her

lizzy 🌸

@lizzyflanagan_

10 months

this is such loser behavior. if you want her off her phone, impress her with your wrestling.

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Tristan Carroll

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6 years

He can tolerate his finger popping out of place twice but not this

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Tristan Carroll

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4 years

If you have poor mental health try crying in traffic like the rest of us instead of doing sex crimes, you weirdos

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Tristan Carroll

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4 years

I reached the logical conclusion of playing wrestling music like it’s in Animal Crossing and had a go at Tom Nook’s NXT theme

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Tristan Carroll

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3 years

Christy Moore telling lads to fuck off is good but that Dubs Life account is a weird fash front isn't it?

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Tristan Carroll

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1 year

Little @brianjoralvarez cover before starting lessons today if anyone's looking

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Tristan Carroll

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6 years

“PC World gone mad”, he says, as another Curry’s employee beats a customer to death with a Macbook

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

I am going to register as The Joker

The Irish Times

@IrishTimes

2 years

Taoiseach registers as a landlord for first time

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1 year

@FancyVegasPro I like how moving to Donegal is framed as an obstacle he had to overcome

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Tristan Carroll

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10 months

No pedos singing at my funeral please

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Hi, yes, hello. I quit teaching in Maynooth Music Academy because Andy the owner takes the piss with paying staff. Still waiting on payment for December and I'm 99% sure he blocked my number after I brought it up. Don't teach there or send your kids there. It's a dive anyway

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4 years

@DonnellyStephen 👍

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Have you ever held in a piss on a really long drive and then finally done what I call a "full body piss"? That's way better than Jesus

David Quinn

@DavQuinn

2 years

Has secular culture anything better to offer people than Jesus Christ? This is the essential question.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

2000: So Matt and Jeff are really brothers but Kate and Undertaker are acting? 2020: So Velveteen Dream and Austin Theory and Sid Scala and Matt Riddle are real sex offenders and Buddy is just acting?

WWE

@WWE

4 years

👀 👀 👀 #WWERaw

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

Hang on, if the Liffey Valley parking set up is set up to work with your reg, couldn't they just get all the staff's reg numbers and make the barriers let them out for free? I thought of that in 5 seconds. I should be on the big bucks

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Tristan Carroll

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1 year

Wrestling fans have been tying themselves in knots and writing essays on here for months because CM Punk was mean to his weird right wing Christian bosses and it's been funny the whole time

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

Naas Windu

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

Watch out for the early symptoms of Shinodavirus. It starts with one thing, I don’t know why. It doesn’t even matter how hard you try.

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Tristan Carroll

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4 months

And this cake you have - you're saying you'd like to eat it too, yes?

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

3 years

Laughed extremely hard at @phlaimeaux in Vicar Street. Home by 11. The absolute dream

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Went to see @TWRPband two nights in a row. Once from a comfortable seat and once so close to the stage I was basically hearing the on stage sound and very little else. 6 stars. Would recommend.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 months

The yank mind is not fit for purpose, I'm afraid

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@AChillGhost

5 months

@chriswhitewrite “Yanks” is a KKK thing I’m sorry

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

Looked up Eoghan McDermott and blocked all the lads (and it was all lads) that tweeted something to the effect of "ha knew it when he try cancel fairytale of new york ha woke ha notice me"

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Couldn't do a good thing to distract from all his shithousing. Had to just go full bastard

Irish Independent

@Independent_ie

2 years

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar says ‘biological males should not be in women’s prisons’

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

3 years

Paul Meschal in the reboot of D'Unbelievables "how much are dem?" sketch

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

After listening to part 2 of the @AEPodcast Bibilotheque on Mayor Kane, I pretty much had to try cover this. Jim Johnston is some man for the big dirty guitar licks.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

We should all convince Ciara Kelly she's a ghost

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

I want mad nepotism for things outside the arts. Let me have a go at fixing your car because my da was a mechanic

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

. @SamChaplin I just remembered who died when Tayto posted the sad Mr Tayto picture. It was Gay Byrne, who you wouldn't know, but this was the picture

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

The high point of Irish wrestling during the pandemic was a former wrestler setting up a burner account to shout at anyone tweeting about people named in Speaking Out but still getting booked and then giving up on that and THEN getting dumped by his high profile wrestling gf

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

After 13 years Saidhbh's little heart couldn't handle any more. Gonna miss the little eegit.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

There’s a new @How2Wrestling Out today so obviously I had to figure out the theme song and arrange it for one guitar. Working up to an eventual @SamChaplin cover set.

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Irish Independent

@Independent_ie

1 year

Fionnán Sheahan: ‘Hard-left thugs good, far-right thugs bad’ logic fails to call out mob rule

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

Mad how Nirvana was Kurt Cobain and Dave Grohl and no one else

CONSEQUENCE

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4 years

Nirvana's Krist Novoselic praised Donald Trump for his "strong and direct" law and order speech: "He knocked it out of the park"

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1 year

Would it shock you to learn this is the brand of a sex offender?

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

AEW’s women’s division needs a woman called Denise Dentist who is in fact a baker

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

I’ve seen her return a dessert. There will be no tolerating bullshit.

FFPWrestling

@FFPWIreland

4 years

We are very happy to announce that @DebbieKeitel will be taking on the role of Talent/Fan Liasion for Fight Factory. Issues can be brought to Debbie for advice or to be put in touch with a coach etc. to reach a solution, and will be dealt with in confidentiality.

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Tristan Carroll

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1 year

The Irish twitter that's dead/dying is the cringe "haha only in Ireland haha so Irish chickenfilletroll 🤣 " twitter, right? The good Irish twitter is the same as ever minus dangerousmanwithagun

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

7 months

If you think this is real you need a 24 hour minder

possiblecontrol

@Possiblecontrol

7 months

So my daughter came home from school today and told me about an incident is school. She was asked to read from the quaran and refused. Teacher said she was disgraceful and came from a racist family. What do i do here?

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

She is simply in love with Enoch Burke

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

3 years

It's been 3 weeks since 30 year olds were meant to be able to register for the vaccine "next week"

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

1 year

Big brain replying this to the CEO of EDUCATE TOGETHER

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

3 years

Have you checked teenage girls' inboxes?

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

6 years

@RorysStories @Gizalaugh Setting aside the poor taste, this is just piss poor comedy. It’s not even comedy. It’s just words.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

6 years

Couldn’t Thanos have just doubled all the resources instead?

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

Also his theme as Goldust is iconic and I discovered while trying to do an arrangement of it that it goes through 4 keys at different stages when there was no need for Jim Johnston to go that hard #How2Goldust

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

3 years

Concussions are no joke. So sad to see this happening.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

PBP could secure the nu metal vote by stylising their name as Ppl b4 Prft and maybe some of the letters are backwards

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

1 year

@FancyVegasPro I'm not sure what a minister for justice is meant to do but it's probably not this

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

His legs won't let him do the Ministry of Silly Walks bit anymore so now he's like this instead

John Cleese

@JohnCleese

2 years

Interesting that the British Empire abolished slavery 32 years before the United States did

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

My kink is covering my nose and mouth in public spaces so we don’t all die

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

The losers and goblins have arrived! A true Paul Murphy tweet

Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Paul Murphy could tweet something innocuous like "I hate when the butter is too cold and just tears the bread up" and your da would be in his replies like "there are two genders and they are BOTH communists"

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6 years

The real highlight of the Courage saga that no one is focusing on is there was a lad on here having a legit meltdown because he thought the kayfabe GM booked lads from wXw just to antagonise him personally.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

5 years

Game Of Thrones will end with Jon Snow saying “boy, that sure was one big game of thrones” and everyone will laugh together and he’ll look at the camera and shrug with a cheeky little grin. If this isn’t the ending I’m gonna cry online and start a petition HBO won’t see.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

Less Rowling, more Rollin’

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

Looking at the replies. Definitely think people working in shops should be allowed to use their discretion and swing at customers with hammers

June Shannon

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2 years

Went into a shop in Dublin City centre this evening. Went to pay at the till said hello smiled & handed my items to the cashier who was chatting to his mate. He continued to chat with his mate for the entire transaction without once looking at or even acknowledging my existence.

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Tristan Carroll

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3 years

Still thinking about that r/squaredcircle post about how good NXTUK is doing that accidentally unearthed how not so good it's doing

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

@imgrandsure This is what finally got her to get her to have a quick look at Wikipedia

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2 years

@paulmurphy_TD Some of these Seinfeld gimmick accounts aren't very good at the bit

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Tristan Carroll

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6 months

They need to find a cure for being English

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

A less good arrangement of Jim Johnston's piano arrangement of Undertaker's music inspired by @AEPodcast covering The Last Ride for #undertober

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Tristan Carroll

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3 years

Absolutely crying out for a proof reader

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

How was Seth Rollins meant to be like an architect? He never did any architect things like use drawing software or chastising and criticising me constantly

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Tristan Carroll

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3 years

Believe* victims *Unless it contradicts your friend and your friend can do a backflip. Obviously.

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

11 months

If rugby people don't want to be made fun of they should stop doing things like this and also win matches

The Man in the Black Pyjamas

@pyjamas_black

11 months

They are still so rattled

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Tristan Carroll

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2 years

Recreational drug user admits to being in Fine Gael in their 20s

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Tristan Carroll

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5 years

Rowan and Killian Dain both have massive beards and have both been on TV wearing metal band t-shirts with the sleeves cut off. Basically, WWE = Fibbers

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

11 months

@punchedmonet_ "Go on say sidewalk" has killed me

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

Innocent people search their name and block tiny twitter accounts all the time

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

2 years

If I know anything about elections, the people will demonstrate it's time for a change (Kefin/Sinn Fein) but somehow the current elected party (Billy/Fine Gael) will scrape together the numbers in a coalition with another party (Adam/Fianna Fáil) in a confusing podcast/government

Attitude Era Podcast

@AEPodcast

2 years

LESS THAN 24 HOURS TO GO, PEOPLE! ⌛️⌛️⌛️

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

4 years

When we're all vaccinated in 2026 we should meet up and show each other our screenshots from when Simon Harris blocked us

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Tristan Carroll

@TristanMCarroll

1 year

Maybe comedy shouldn't be legal

Good Morning Britain

@GMB

1 year

'I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah' 🤣🐆🤣 This won the award for the best joke at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. Can you do better? 🃏