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Father Ted Crilly
7 years
Norwood PD after UDF is robbed the 5th time in 2 weeks vs. Norwood PD when there's a party on Cleneay
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@tragicbirdapp Same energy
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@riplimewire Your Uncle hit you with “idk why you’re embarrassed to tell us that you’re a lesbian, seems pretty homophobic of you” 😂😂😂
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@clhubes Me waiting for a hot girl to say “I just really wish I could meet a man who appreciated my admiration to the glory of Rome”.
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@ShitpostGate “This dark humor is my coping mechanism” yeah. Drinking everyday is also a coping mechanism, doesn’t mean it’s a healthy one.
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@alex_abads I don’t get how he got elected despite his past criminal behavior. Like when he helped that Spaniard and Sicilian kidnap Princess Buttercup in the Princess Bride.
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@Casual_Watcher @shoe0nhead How is it even racist?
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@gudetamars @RealSophiaRobot It does already have more rights than women in Saudi Arabia
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@kxscapism Moseby gives me the same energy.
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@Nate13973643 @mjdoll2632 @tobias_wrong If you think Ned isn’t a cool name than you clearly have never heard of the bushranger outlaw Ned Kelly
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@itsmegangraves Doesn’t pay? I wouldn’t even help my friends from High School move. If I had the choice between helping someone move and invading Russia during the winter, I’d be learning how to say “we surrender” in French, German, AND Russian before you even finished renting the U-Haul.
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@BadWeaponTakes I will extend the olive branch. Yes, some people are just poor and desperate and want your stuff. They wait until the house is empty though. The ones who don’t seem to care if someone’s home or are armed are 8/10 times willing to hurt you. Life isn’t a movie with sad gangsters.
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@Karn_EX This Willy Wonka thing reminds me of when they made that haunted house in Diary of a Wimpy kid and…well let’s say they were more ambitious
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@highabyss999 @sleepingunderg Carti in the interrogation room like
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@miss_gianicole7 @Makeit_happen1 @amorionw9 @jrislate @HeyokaEmpath01 I mean that’s objectively a bizarre thing to say but then you STILL try to act all superior like it’s everyone’s fault? And how consensual would it be if they need a bodyguard to be a deterrent for you? Idk objectively that sounds creepy
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@cardamomkiss @chillguyirl So in Chicago, you may or may not know we dye our river green on St. Patrick’s Day. Our NFL team the Chicago Bears tweeted this on St. Patrick’s Day a few years ago.
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@FightHaven Considering like 10 years ago, people’s idea of a “game” was to try and knock someone out with one sucker punch (and people died because of this) there is no way you can say that this reaction was unreasonable.
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@mslindanash @TheTNHoller @GovRonDeSantis Just say what you really mean with your chest. You’re not even trying to hide your racism.
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@catcatcat_ana Bro what the Hell was Spike TV? Also, we need Spike TV to comeback.
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@deaththekiid__ @BigMeexch @Cindtrillella “Mr. Krabs, I can't believe I'm saying this, but how could you trade SpongeBob for sixty-two cents? He stuck up for you and you sold him out. You should be ashamed of yourself!” Now that I’m in my 20s I get Squidward. He’s highkey the realest MF on the show.
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@DeMickyD “Sir, a second Cliffracer has hit the tower. We must invade Elsweyr.”
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@michael38723294 @ChicagoBears And the refs didn’t say a thing. It’s disgusting
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@PmUsaf @SaveYourSons Bro you could’ve turned the tide of the Western Front for the Germans
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@AnonBlueCC @zoolian33 @Mang0_cat444 @ndrew_lawrence @FaithBell229540 People don’t seem to understand that the coyotes work for the cartel. They aren’t moral crusaders, the cartel would never let something as big as this go without their people running it. They are a part of the cartel
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@AlwaysAnonymo @PallaviGunalan Even that’s not the end of the world. I know someone whose wife had amnesia and she’d forget everyday so she had to start writing down and scrap booking.
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@MrsSchaaf @jonrm87 @ukborn03 @barstoolsports Open marriages have one person whose idea it was and the other person who is dying inside.
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@HistoricHive Napoleon was loved by his men. He remembered things about the little guys, which was unheard of at the time. A private could mention to Napoleon in passing details about his life, and he’d see him again “ah, Marcel, good to see you. You have the son, Alain was it? How’s the boy?”
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@MILFWEEED He’s still doing shows? I thought he was cancelled
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@VincentParry2 With cell phones Home Alone would’ve been over in 5 minutes
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@RealAmericanTM @DelusionPosting My favorite is when some commie referred to Stalin as an “antifascist”, I said he did Nazi shit, pointed out the Holodomor and they said “how dare you belittle the Holocaust by comparing it to a famine!” when literally any viewpoint slightly left of theirs is considered Naziism.
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@CDRosa And re-electing Kim Foxx is a good thing? Who actually thinks Foxx is doing a good job?
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@punishedpope @shreyabasu003 “Never hear her accent t again” that came off as pretty xenophobic. You know the Middle East exists right?
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@onlyvanya Someone said that he looks like the cartoon pig used for a sign of a BBQ restaurant and I can’t unsee it
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@Nursing_Heretic @ejheath2722 @Rica_Bee Goddamnit if I were a redhead I’d be unstoppable
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@joxyandsuch @MeredithFrost @ethnicohioan Honestly, even though wrestling is scripted/choreographed, back then if there was serious beef between the talent it wasn’t uncommon for them to try and get some shots in.
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@rhonda_harbison @TulsiGabbard This sounds like an abusive partner saying “I only hit you because I love you”
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@FrazzleMyGimp Hmm, Maddie didn’t strike me as a Zionist. Weird.
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@sirDukeDevin @MikeAStro21 @DefiantLs I like how you actually are looking back like “...man that didn’t age well.” 😂😂😂
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Look all I’m saying, if they just said “The Princess of Wales has cancer, please respect our privacy at this time” it would have been a MUCH more graceful way to handle this than AI royals and body doubles. You would’ve gotten much less memes about it.
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Kate Middleton: “I’d like to take this opportunity to say thank you personally for all the wonderful messages of support and your understanding whilst I’ve been recovering from surgery.” The entire internet:
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@growing_Kevin @UpdatingOnRome I was like “wait, they’re supposed to be the villains?” Especially when we all know whoever drinks from that fountain will come to see it as a curse eventually
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Jake Paul has a death wish if he thinks he can beat up @dillondanis
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Jake Paul wants to ‘beat up’ Dillon Danis and then target his ‘best friend’ Conor McGregor ( @DamonMartin )
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@CPD1617Scanner It’s true. Look at Pat O’Brien. Dude is a lifelong Democrat who believed in law and order. Ran Republican so he could oppose Foxx. Still lost because Republican is treated as a dirty word here. Frankly, we did him dirty and we’re paying the price.
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@Rothmus Gabriel Iglesias complained he was always “Mexican actor Gabriel Iglesias” in ads. Never heard “Jewish comedian Jerry Seinfeld” or “black comedian Kevin Hart”. Said first time he was referred to as “American comedian” he was in Saudi Arabia. “I had to go halfway around the world”
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@Magner4Freedom @a_lost_diamond @AOC Fuck you wanna do? Put Lionel Messi on trial at Nuremberg?
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@deathinfaith @WomenPostingLs “Misogyny is when being against sexualizing a 9 year old”.
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@JohnReturned When you’re still at the party after everyone’s left and some girl is crying about her boyfriend.
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All Xavier students know that @Danagardens is unlike anything else @XuBarstool
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@DelusionPosting I remember her clapback. Simple but gets the point across. And the community notes are *chefs kiss*
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@rhonda_harbison @TulsiGabbard And how is 87k new IRS agents monitoring my venmo “going after the rich”? I don’t see Republicans doing that right now (not that they wouldn’t). Just admit both these parties don’t care about the people.
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@KilmerSr @barstoolsports There’s a big difference between a trucker peeing in a bottle because they’re not near a rest stop and a worker in a warehouse not allowed to go to the bathroom
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@Mob_Reset @Julesnm6815 @rivbutcher Probably says they’re part of the “resistance” and “anti-capitalist” but is defending gas companies price gouging. Because it makes Biden look bad? Oh the irony.
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@Jasonmiller321 @bennyjohnson See I get this…but I think we should be pissed that both sides are filled with perverts. Like how bad has it gotten that everyone is going “oh yeah, our guy maybe a perverted racist, BUT your guy is an even MORE perverted racist than ours!”
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@MitchellRossman @notchloarchi I can’t get to the bank before or after work. Closed Sundays. My bet is Saturday, God forbid I have somewhere to be during Saturday morning-afternoon
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@LFilerman @oldTrumpTweetz “Russia is the reason Trump won?” “No, I said ‘Russ” not Russia.”
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@ArubaRed @Wes_ger @SallyMayweather Whether you like guns or not, this is a weird way of saying “you’ll never win, if the Nazis want to kill you they’re going to do it anyways, so just get it over with”. That’s what I’m gathering from your tweet here. Just listen to the guys who hate you?
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@cyclesixmile In America this train would be destroyed in a week, let’s be real.
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@MsMelChen @Benben51888 @ClickingSeason I honestly thought monkey brains was just a gag from Indiana Jones. You mean that’s real? How do people not get sick from it, especially with it being alive?
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@BadWeaponTakes The people @who just want your stuff find out someone is home and run away. The ones who stick around often have way worse intentions. And why is the guy who broke into the house the victim and the guy defending himself the barbarian here? Says more about you.
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@KnebelTami @JamesBradleyCA @PressSec I’m not a Trump guy but Biden is objectively a bad president. I understand choosing him over Trump, but he is doing an objectively horrendous job.
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@cat_beltane I was unaware of this until recently. I feel bad for the guy creating his email and usernames “well I graduated HS in 1988, and my number in sports was 14, so my username is Moeller1488. That’s good!” Until a few years later and he realizes.
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@ShitpostGate They just ain’t her.
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@mcs212 She really think this is how she looks
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When you’re so woke you’re actually just racist.
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@queeralamode If you think the Chinese numbers are accurate and truthful, wait until you hear their official stance about Tiananmen Square.
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@GabeMozzerella @Markol19 @MisterABK @austintylerro I love after Snowball 2 dies, Lisa gets an identical cat at the end of the episode she calls Snowball 2 and pretends it never happens. Skinner “that’s insulting to the viewer.” “You’re right Principal Tamzarian.” “Point taken. Lisa, Snowball II.”
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@DelusionPosting Don’t get me wrong, I hate the big landlord companies that don’t take care of the building (I’ve been there). But most landlords just own/inherited an investment property and rent it out and have real jobs. Those guys I don’t mind. She just seems insufferable.
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@AvadaKdavra69 @AlwaysAnonymo @PallaviGunalan It wasn’t 50 first dates. But yeah, her doctor was Dan Akyroyd.
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@ninaturner Well it’s obvious, if the codify Roe v Wade what will they have to run on? Same with student debt. Did you really think Biden was going to follow through? Dems let Roe get overturned, because that was the one thing to keep them getting absolutely shalacked in the midterms.
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@mutula_ndivhu @DailyLoud What do you mean? Joe Biden is still alive.
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@BryantLangmuir @BudrykZack @AdamtheZilla No, if you saw the Robot Chicken what Ponda really said was “I love your hair, where did you get it done?” “Dude I’m sorry about my friend he’s had way too much to drink.”
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@GrumpyCatterman @MKatorin Pornography is legal but the amount of girls who are misled, forced, and manipulated is very high. Then there’s revenge porn. This likely won’t solve the issue.
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@baconelf @Noirecissist @eileenredmond90 @padresj Listen, I know we’re having a good time and the craic in this thread, but fucking watch yourself there Elf. Propane is the superior way to grill.
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Girls be like “I know a spot” and take you to @Danagardens . And if this is the case you’ll wanna buy the ring the next day.
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@pbogs1219 @JimmyPatronis So you’re gonna just believe Democrats saying “no, we’re definitely only going after the upper class” when the politicians are the upper class? And you’ll just believe it?
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@SheRatesDogs As a man I appreciate this page because it shows me even if I’m kinda awkward on first dates and maybe say one or two things weird, it could be way worse. I could be a delusional lunatic like these guys.
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@Finishurbkfst23 @alifarhat79 I remember when I raised skepticism at this, I woke up the next day to be called Trumpie, Nazi, and tax cheat. Fun times.
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Me (class of 2020) looking at all the photos of graduation the past 2 days @XavierU
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@_MW15_ @deathinfaith @WomenPostingLs Why did the Mom start crying? Why was it so notable she posted this to tiktok? You know what she was trying to convey with this message, stop deflecting creep.
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@realPhoenixFire @foilsheen China is not exactly a gleaming beacon of freedom
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@greentexts_bot Nah I’m with the 4Chan guy here
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@3YearLetterman @CoachReed314 Wow. You know when Coach Letterman is saying you’re a scumbag, you belong in jail
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@MattfromIT @itsmegangraves That is true, a lot of our men will die of exposure during our march on Moscow. But it beats helping her move. Hell no!
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@HelpingChads He seems to have left you no other choice.
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@twinginger That’s your takeaway from this story?
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@ToWit12 @fellawhomstdve Funny because I actually played rugby with a Jose Sanchez
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@katanasquirrel @GoodReddit Leave him alone he just wants to get his Christmas shopping done by April
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@littleapostate I’m not saying Joe Rogan should’ve done what he did, but can we please work on preventing WWIII before we focus on a podcaster?
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@Diamond95494890 @acc_mitchell @ShitpostGate THANK YOU! I didn’t get it was so hard for people to grasp
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@ChicagoContrar1 @ClownWorld_ Yes. I was waiting for a bus and a biker yelled at me for being in his way. I was on the side walk. They demand to be treated like cars but demand exceptions too. The worst.
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No Bengals gear, at the Bengals bar in Chicago with the next best thing @Danagardens
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