Mike Schuster @mcs212 Twitter profile

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"History books will not be kind" I've never had a social studies class that made it past 1950

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Have we tried bombing the minimum wage?

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Nobody doesn't want to see this escalate

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Trump attacks Elon Musk at his rally in Alaska: "He's another bullshit artist."

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nearly 100 years ago

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Can we get a second?

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NEW POLL: 62 percent say third political party is needed in US

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@AnthonyBass52 So throwing garbage runs in the family?

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Queen: Let's just say the Boris issue is being... digested

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When a bedsheet gets tangled in the dryer and doesn't fully dry

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. @elonmusk Jealous?

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@elonmusk

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Happy October

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Manufacturing consent

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Elon Musk

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My bedside table

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Was the victim "jokingly" going to internal affairs to report misconduct?

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Authorities say an off-duty Florida deputy “jokingly” pointed his gun at a fellow deputy ― thinking the weapon was unloaded ― and shot and killed him.

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@ArielDumas "We'll be investigating the matter, but in the meantime, we've moved him to cones"

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@LillyPad So what's the official fee for life-saving medicine?

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Still blows my mind that Dolly Parton wrote Two Princes and Little Miss Can't Be Wrong in the same day

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I need this stupid feud so bad

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Who is a character that had roughly 90 minutes or more in a film but had zero impact on it?

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@neiltyson Where we going with this?

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Bringing this back in light of Pride Month

Hillary Clinton

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Bringing this back in light of recent news: Get a limited-edition But Her Emails hat and support @onwardtogether groups working to strengthen our democracy.

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If there's one thing America loves, it's when the northeast talks down to them

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Growing up in the northeast I will never understand the closing of stores and restaurants when there is barely an inch of snow on the ground yet.

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History tends to forget before it can be unkind

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Still hard to believe she's gone. The weirdness of a country without her. The reality of it is hitting now in a way it didn't the last couple of weeks.

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But I can imagine how brutally extensive the 2020s chapter will be on Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson

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@emmagf So who pocketed 99% of the ad budget?

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[attends the funeral of my junior high school principal] He would've wanted this. [turns Nine Inch Nails t-shirt inside-out]

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4 years

Twitter now:

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@HTTP_Lovecraft I tried liking Die Hard, but all those people being held hostage, really made me uncomfortable

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Israel has no choice but to invade Rafah and to hunt down and destroy Hamas once and for all. The war should end when Israel’s military goals are achieved and every hostage is home and not a moment sooner.🇺🇸🇮🇱

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@CNN C'mon guys! Maybe we can get Democratic majorities in the House and Senate this time!

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@Capittalism @Whatapityonyou I could hear him repeatedly slapping himself to get the images out of his head!

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@HTTP_Lovecraft Triples is best

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@Stephon_Dingle @wjz No need to ask a followup, newsman. Just relay whatever police said about how the unarmed 17-year-old needed to be shot and thank them for the time.

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Ｗ 𝗜 𝗦 𝗘 𝗖 𝗢 𝗡 𝗡 𝗘 𝗖 𝗧 𝗢 𝗥 ™ 💬

@wiseconnector

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What would you do with this space?

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@ditzkoff @MikeIsaac (slams desk) Get me Albini!

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@LongJosh @BernieSanders Now in their defense, loan sharks pay me very well to break the legs of people who can't afford to pay their debt. They truly care.

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@Mediaite This ain't enough?

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The Wall Street Journal

@WSJ

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From @WSJopinion : If Democrats want a fighting chance at winning the presidency in 2024, Hillary Clinton is likely their best option, write @DouglasESchoen and Andrew Stein

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Just thought of another wild coincidence from Homeland Security

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(drops single acorn)

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@DinosaurDracula He still has all his fingers -- unrealistic

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@langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku @elonmusk

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@banalplay I prefer the misplacable adapter that wears out the charging port until the slightest touch disconnects both the headphones and charger, it's better I think

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@iamchanteezy Yeah why should the poor survive

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@WR4NYGov @elonmusk @KennyGesserit Dropped your sash

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Actual headline of mine:

Rebecca Fachner

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I am forced to inform you that Grover Cleveland wasn’t super great. He married a woman 27 yrs his junior whom he’d known since infancy. He also tried to cover up an illegitimate child who may have been the product of rape. So let’s not lionize, mkay?

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@DEADLINE

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@HeidiBachram @stephens_ben @Columbia How many videos of blood soaked infants and limbless orphans did you scroll past to post this shit

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4 years

one more of the plausible theories in Room 237

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Where's this Paul Scheer character from?

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@elonmusk Listen: this does NOT mean you lost the respect of everyone at work and everyone's laughing at you behind your back, put that thought straight out of your head

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"OK, audio's good. Let's get that green screen up."

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@ScottAdamsSays There's another common denominator you're missing

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@elonmusk Too bad redos aren't allowed with Tesla stock

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@samcorb Also modeled after a birth control pill case

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3 years

You really know who your bros are after a breakup

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@edgarr_541 Or you could blame Biden for things Biden does

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Daddy Longlegs: Proof you need to settle your inner demons before naming animals.

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@GarbageApe Completely without conscience

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@sarahbeth345 Huge surprise the pro-genocide crowd is also a dedicated bootlicking collective

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@AdamBaldwin You're probably confused since anything that pays over $125K is reserved for legacy heirs who never went to college

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@mayemusk Your son is a walking liability to all his companies, I'd steer clear of using business analogies

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Totally floored that someone who makes that face would call me kiddo

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Having a doctor save your life: 4 stars.

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Honestly don't know how to earn that 5th star

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Stephen King

@StephenKing

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309,000 Americans dead. Thanksgiving this year was ThanksGRAVING.

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Batman (1989)

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@jawillick You should probably just block me too, get it over with

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Yeah more like

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Helen Smeller United States Census, 1940

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@AnaKasparian I thought we were supposed to push them left

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The Recount

@therecount

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Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) yells at the GOP over union organizing bill: “Heaven forbid we pass something that’s going to help the damn workers in the United States of America.” He adds: “Now stop talking about Dr. Seuss, and work with us …”

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🎵 Hello my Tesla Hello my wreckage Hello my albatross Stranded from steer-by-wire Baby my car's on fire 🎵

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@pixelatedboat the guy was ahead of his time

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@cenkuygur I'll be sure to watch my tone if medical bills bankrupt me, make me suicidal, and I get frustrated by inaction during a pandemic

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@MayorOfLA I thought you'd want the identities of gang members publicized

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3 years

Bill Clinton was a featured guest speaker at a women's empowerment conference like three months ago

Danielle Moodie

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Democrats always resign. Always. We go after our own harder than we do our opponents. We had a RAPIST as a president of the US and another on the SCOTUS. Nothing ever happens to Republicans. Nothing. #WokeAF

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(investors pounding fists into palms) so youse got legs now huh

Disclose.tv

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JUST IN - Zuckerberg's Meta stock falls over 10% after-hours as its quarterly profit more than halved.

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The Thin Blue Skin

NYT National News

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With police officers quitting in droves nationwide, Asheville, N.C. has lost one third of its force. Many officers feel like they have unexpectedly become "the bad guys" amid protests over police violence.

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What would the wealthy living in constant fear of being savagely beaten mean for you and your family?

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@andmichaelgreen We all age identically, this is a fact

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Describe police reform in 4 words

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@benner

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@neeratanden Hi mass murderer!

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@Very__Regular

Suicide Letter Full Of Simpsons References

STORRS, CT—University of Connecticut sophomore Aaron Bennett, 20, was found dead of an apparent sleeping-pill overdose in his campus-area apartment Saturday, a suicide note riddled with references to...

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@elonmusk @Harris_X_ @Twitter

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@AsherWildman13 @TavaresPolice @MyNews13 You're an absolute mark

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@elonmusk Investors seem like the patient type, you should be fine

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@wapplehouse Mine's tame compared to the others... In junior high, a huge spider crawled into our class and our sub stepped on it, revealing why it was so big: Hundreds of baby spiders scurried out and spread across the room. Kids screamed and either fled or spent the period stomping them.

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@SocialistMMA Liberals: She's the next Pelosi 😍 Leftists: She's the next Pelosi 😬

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Justifying why Democrats can't do anything for the people or challenge Republicans on the bare minimum requires dizzying levels of flat-out make-believe bullshit

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