WHO IS AUSTIN ROGERS?: “Jeopardy!” champion
@austintylerro
is sharing his secrets to mastering America’s favorite quiz show.
Hint: It’s not about memorization.
Alex Trebek was in our homes for decades and as such, became our family, and he knew we welcomed him into our homes daily and it meant the world to him. Today, celebrate him and keep his family and those that he touched so deeply in your thoughts. North America lost a great man.
Alex Trebek is a fixture in the American firmament and we're all behind him. What a great man, so kind to my family and so warm to all of us contestants. Send him your love.
Guy: Are you Austin?
Me: Yes <shakes hand>
Guy: you're the most obnoxious
@Jeopardy
contestant ever.
Uh, thanks. And you're the most obnoxious person in Columbus Circle. Which is saying a lot considering there's both a statue of Columbus and a Trump tower there.
At a Narragansett Rhode Island Stop N Shop:
Excited Girl: OMG are you - are you
Me: Yes!
Excited Girl: are you James Holzhauer?
Me: no I'm the other one.
Now Disappointed Girl: oh. Can I get a selfie anyway?
Whenever a racist idiot starts a fight in my bar, he's 86'ed.
And we don't ever let him back in again.
Turns out it's a good business model to keep racist idiots who start fights from coming to your bar.
Alright. Someone's gotta do it and I nominate myself. As
@Jeopardy
's bartender in residence a title just bestowed on me by me, I deem it my sovereign duty to create the
#jeopardygoat
drinking game.
The top three contestants in JEOPARDY! history will face off in an epic primetime special event: “JEOPARDY! The Greatest of All Time,” starting January 7 at 8|7c on ABC.
#JeopardyGOAT
The
#TournamentOfChampions
is coming! Tune in May 17-28 for 2017 ToC Champ Buzzy Cohen guest hosting as 15 top competitors face off for $250K!
@buzztronics
According to my friend's TimeHop thingy, 2 years ago *right now* was my
@Jeopardy
debut. I guess we'd be going into question time about now at 7:09pm EST.
Actually, we have for-profit “death panels” now: they are companies + boards saying you’re on your own bc they won’t cover a critical procedure or medicine.
Maybe if the GOP stopped hiding behind this “socialist” rock they love to throw, they’d actually engage on-issue for once.
Looks like the Austin Rogers Collection airs on
@netflix
tomorrow!
Fun fact! The Austin Rogers Netflix Collection has four more episodes & $246,397 more than the Buzzy Cohen Netflix Collection!
(It also has 61 fewer and $2,111,700 less than the Ken Jennings Netflix Collection.)
"How can he be Catholic and support abortion?"
I don't know, Chad... How can you be Christian and hate the poor love guns relish in executions ridicule the disabled cage children threaten assassinations burn oil fetishize wealth idolize billionaires demonize activists overthrow g
While I appreciate the texts, tweets, replies, and interview requests, instead of focusing on me you should focus your energies on beating this scourge. Please donate to
@PanCAN
@sloan_kettering
or others.
I just experienced a look into the (very near) future: recently vaxxed people who after one year indoors just cannot hold their liquor their first time out. It's gonna be an interesting couple months bartending.
Hey that was amazing!
@Technomonk3000
is fierce and no one deserves this win more than
@buzztronics
- congrats to him and his young family! Now - a love letter to Vermont:
@Ryan_Bilger11
Dude. Get amped. Best feeling on Earth is nailing FJ without having to just to show you did.
You killed. Can't wait to see how this turns out.
Don't just think of losing the President... Think of all the others we'll lose. Kelly Anne and Pompeo. Pence and Miller. Junior and Jared Ivanka and Eric. They're all gone.
Hey Twitter, I'll lose followers the old fashioned way by being politically against rich, patrician old white men, their racism, their sexism, and their stupid guns, thank you very much.
ICYMI last night I had the amazing privilege to read a bartending category from my bar for
@Jeopardy
's
#CelebrityJeopardy
tourney. Reggie just got done with calling me weird, so I'll take it. I love how enthusiastic everyone was for booze.