Why yes it’s very true that I do love wet handjobs
Winning every day
Exporting illegals
Trump 24 28 32 36 40 etc.
Hittin it from the back
Arguing with liberals
Nuking the toilet
Dating multiple gorgeous women
Jumping jacks
Onlyfans is for losers
Bobbing for apples with the
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick the woke left has gathered in a vicious frenzy in my town demanding you leave chipotle alone AND apologize for calling for this boycott. What should I tell them on your behalf?
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick I’m trying to hold them all back but they’re quite relentless out here and DEMANDING that you apologize immediately. What should I tell them?
Was headed on a quick weekend trip to a tropical destination with a sheila the other day. We arrived at the airport and pulled up to the valet. I quickly jumped out, tossed the keys and a $50 bill to the young valet, Antonio, and began walking towards the door.
“Um, hello?!” the
Am I currently piss drunk wearing a MAGA hat at the Christmas family gathering? YES
Am I gonna argue VERY loudly with my woke left family members over dinner? YES
Am I gonna be apologizing? NGFH
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@WSOP
@driverseati
After cheating his way to a win it looks like he’ll have plenty of money to buy a high end escort to finally lose his virginity
Just went over to an old buddy’s house to check out his new born. While we were chopping it up over some domestics it became evident that the baby’s diaper needed changing.
To my absolute dismay my friend volunteered to change the diaper despite his Shiela being in the house
@AaronJFentress
It’s really annoying having an oregon based reporter who’s sole job is to report on Oregon centered sports, who constantly bashes the state and the flagship program every chance he gets
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@andystackspoker
Honestly starting to think they’re stacking the deck for Mariano in order to pump him up as the next big star after Garrett. There’s no way someone can possibly run as well as he has on stream and always somehow ends up on the right side of coolers.
@NickAdamsinUSA
Nick Nick Nick….the swifties have promised a full scale riot this afternoon if you do not apologize. Maybe give in to them just one time and say the “A” word?
My Moes order:
Burrito
4x steak
2x chicken (for flavor)
Queso
Extra sour cream
Cheese
Cheese powder (Mexican cheese)
That’s it. That’s the order. Slaps every time
🚨 Alright enough is enough!! 🚨
Due to getting constantly pestered about it here are the things that I, Max Girth (Alpha Male), appreciate in life:
Donald (Trump)
Nick Adams (Alpha Male)
Foursomes (With the boys)
Shielas (Obedient)
Beers (Domestics)
Cigars (Expensive)
Horsing
Last night I happened to run into an old friend who I hadn’t seen in several years as we both made our way into the local Hooters at the same time.
“Wow! Jason is that really you?” I exclaimed in excitement.
“Max!! Who let you out of the house?” He questioned me playfully.
Ok ok yes I’m very gay
Violently opposed to bad hombres
Every man/woman/child for Trump
Raising the wall
Young hooters waitresses
GOP (hard R)
Alpha male horseplay
Yuenglings (ice cold)
No there will be no apology
I decided to take a break from my work saving America to take a sheila on a casual movie date to see the non-woke hit film Twisters last night.
We got to the theater, ordered some popcorn, and took our seats. We had some time to kill, so naturally, the conversation turned to
Why is my wife upset that I went to get a pump in at the gym? Granted she had just went into labor but an alpha male must ALWAYS pump some heavy weights as part of his daily routine
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:
Planet Fitness went woke and is NOT a safe environment for women or alpha males.
I am calling for a complete and total boycott of all Planet Fitness gyms until further notice!
A while back, I played doubles tennis (also known as a foursome, coincidentally) at my country club, and a crowd had formed outside the court.
It was a hot day, and the competition was intense. The sweat on our brows glistened in the sunlight. As I chugged my ice-cold La Croix
Real alpha males devour foot longs at subway with extra meat. Beta males get a six inch vegetarian sub.
And NO there is absolutely NOTHING homosexual about this.
NEW: 23-year-old Alyssa Ann Zinger hit with s*x charges for posing as a teenager to have s*x with 12-15 year old boys.
Zinger was arrested last November for allegedly engaging in at least 30 s*xual acts with a middle school student.
The woman would pretend to be a homeschooled,