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4 months

Well said.

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$4.5mil for a “friend” direct transfer from your own personal account to an illegal bookie’s associate yeah dude totally believable story. KICK HIM OFF THE TOUR, DOUG!

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1 year

Mike Moustakas has had a bigger impact on the Angels in a month than Rendon has had in 4 seasons

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2 years

It’s crazy how people can go through life with ZERO self-awareness

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2 years

It took 100 years for another player to successfully play baseball both ways, and it took 1 year for the BBWAA to say that it’s not that impressive. Hats off to a dying sport!

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2 years

The Mariners hit Walsh in the head, threw 3 near Trout’s head, and have now beaned Altuve TRYING to hit him in the head. But the Angels were the bad guys?

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Mike Trout on Sunday, April 15th: “I have to be better in clutch situations. I will be better.” Mike Trout on Monday, April 16th: Clubs a go-ahead 2 run homer in the 8th inning

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The worst part about this collapse is they let the Mariners be the team to sink them. The worst organization that you could’ve let do this to you. The Angels truly hate their fans

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@TheGarrative9

4 months

Worst day of my life

Codify

@CodifyBaseball

4 months

what was the closest you ever got to never watching baseball again?

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Anthony Rendon right now

Ryan Divish

@RyanDivish

1 year

Kelenic broke the foot kicking a water cooler last night after he struck out.

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This is it. 6 games. 6 of the most important games in Angels franchise history. 6 games for the rest of your lives. 6 games to reshape humanity. 6 games to be legendary.

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@TheGarrative9

3 months

Shohei’s two best friends were gambling aggressively but Shohei knew nothing. Absolutely yep believable

Tisha Thompson

@TishaESPN

3 months

David Fletcher, a former Los Angeles Angels infielder currently with the Atlanta Braves' Triple-A affiliate, bet on sports with the same Southern California bookmaker who took wagers from Shohei Ohtani's longtime interpreter, according to multiple sources detailing the

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5 months

@PlsCursed Anthony Rendon has been taking the under on Angels wins since he signed per sources

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@TheGarrative9

2 years

Ohtani is going to be given a record deal next February I just want everyone to be aware of that. And he is going to sign it because he’d be dumb not to. You wanna be mad about our payroll, be mad at Rendon. Not the two-way MVP

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@TheGarrative9

2 years

SHARKS. What if I told you there is a baseball team with TWO generational talents on it, UP FOR SALE, right now.

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

I like how the Angels got embarrassed by the Tigers tonight and it’s like the 3rd least embarrassing thing they did today

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

@jlazowski14 It kind of eliminates the purpose of the punishment? Like, he’s still allowed to play the game just not at a certain level? 🤷‍♂️

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1 year

Strap in folks. We’re going for it all. WHY. NOT. US. #GoHalos

FOX Sports: MLB

@MLBONFOX

1 year

The Angels have reportedly taken Shohei Ohtani "off the trade market", per Tom Verducci.

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1 year

Ben Joyce was great, but let’s all admire what a job Matt Thaiss did catching him

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Ben Joyce, the @Angels No. 9 prospect, was NASTY in his MLB debut. ⛽

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2 years

The Trout update broke me. Seeing people say he was faking this makes it even more disturbing. The best player I’ve ever seen play in real life gave his entirety to this organization and he’s rewarded with being called a quitter.

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@TheGarrative9

10 months

Just to be clear: -2019 draft Eppler takes Will Wilson over Corbin Carroll -Will Wilson is traded with Zack Cozart to make room for Rendon -2023 Corbin Carroll wins ROTY and goes to the World Series with more WAR in his rookie year than Rendon has in his Angels tenure

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@TheGarrative9

5 months

I’m crying Cedric Mullins said “eh let the kid have the triple”

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@BallySportWest

5 months

Adell TRIPLE... gotta love it 👏 @Angels l #RepTheHalo

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@TheGarrative9

7 months

The Orioles are living every Angels fan’s dream: New ownership and trading for Corbin Burnes

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

7 months

The Baltimore Orioles are nearing a trade to acquire former Cy Young winner Corbin Burnes from the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell ESPN. Deal isn’t done but is trending toward it.

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1 year

Why are the Angels afraid to chirp and start a brawl with teams that clearly deserve it

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

The Angels are 55-51. They need to win 33 more games to be at 88 wins, which is probably the minimum to make the wildcard. They’d need to go 33-23 over these last 2-ish months of the season. They will be getting Mike Trout, Logan O’Hoppe, and Brandon Drury back this month.

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It’s just so frustrating being an Angels fan. They were a GOOD baseball team for like 2 months. Yes, they got injured. They still won games. They just fell directly off a cliff the ONE TIME the front office backed them to keep winning. It never clicks

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Loup shedding like 10 pounds and being Prime Andrew Miller is an all time storyline

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1 year

OMG SEND THEM RENDON BACK?!?!?

Jon Morosi

@jonmorosi

1 year

Source: Angels have discussed a Jeimer Candelario trade with Nats, in addition to their recently completed deal with the White Sox. @MLBNetwork @MLB

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Moniak has completely abandoned what works for him and is starting to expand his zone

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2 years

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@TheGarrative9

5 months

It’s Mike Trout, Taylor Ward, and Reid Detmers vs everyone else

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@TheGarrative9

9 months

Man do I hope Arturo Moreno is having a significantly worse day than me

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@TheGarrative9

2 years

It’s not a coincidence that Angels fans flocked to the Padres and they went 23 straight scoreless innings and had one of their superstars popped for PEDs 😭

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Angels fans put waaaaaayyyy too much into these dodgers games. The offense has been absolutely horrendous the past two days. You know why? The 6-9 are minor leaguers. We’re banged up. 1-5 aren’t performing. The Dodgers are still a good baseball team. It’s okay

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Reid Detmers in any other organization is on a Shane McClanahan-like path to ace status, but the Angels want him striking less guys out and pitching to more contact 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@TheGarrative9

3 months

Kevin Pillar the second he buttoned up the Angels jersey

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1 year

Rengifo when the team is out of contention

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Trout and O’Hoppe coming off the IL August 18th

Jeff Fletcher

@JeffFletcherOCR

1 year

Logan O’Hoppe said he will start taking regular overhand BP tomorrow. He has been catching from a machine. “I feel like I could play tonight,” O’Hoppe said. #Angels

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1 year

See how Toronto goes to their pen everyday and there’s a dude who pumps 95-98? Why don’t we have that?

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1 year

Rocks in the Outfield Special

MLB Closed Captioning

@mlb_cc

1 year

three slurs and then a fastball.

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27 days

Mike Trout and Anthony Rendon may never play 100 games in a season again. That is $70mil a season in payroll that will not be actively contributing to the team’s performance. The hole that Arte Moreno has dug for this org refusing to rebuild is a mile deep.

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

The Angels went for it, failed spectacularly, then broke baseball by waiving almost everyone they acquired at the deadline. I appreciate them going for it, I really do. Turns out the atrocious culture, coaching, and ownership can’t be overcome with new toys. Rebuild and sell

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

So Perry Minasian is probably fired. Shohei is gone. Trout and Rendon are incapable of being healthy for 100 games a year and are making 75mil between them. But hey at least they drafted Ben Joyce’s brother! That’s a cool story

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1 year

Just please sweep the royals man #GoHalos

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@TheGarrative9

4 months

The note Wash leaves in Canning’s locker:

Tricia Whitaker

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4 months

Forgot to post this tidbit from yesterday but I thought this was so cool from @MikeTrout . Telling us how @Angels Manager Ron Washington leaves individualized notes in each players locker before the first game of every series. “I look forward to that note every first game of a

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1 year

The Angels played bad fundamental baseball for 3 straight months before injuries put the nail in the coffin. That’s what they deserve for dropping so many games early in the year and blowing it off as “unlucky”. If they played a good brand of baseball they’d have 55 wins.

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I love you, stay forever: Neto, O’Hoppe, Soriano, Trout You’re good: Joyce, Crouse Leave and never come back: Rendon, Schanuel, Moniak, Canning, Sandoval I just can’t quit you: Detmers, Adell

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

My favorite part about this is all the fans of other teams being incredibly butthurt in the comments. Hey man, we’ve already been BAD for 10 years. Do I really give a shit if the aggressiveness for ONCE IN MY LIFE doesn’t work out? NOT ONE BIT

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

I’m genuinely infuriated and terrified at the same time. You have no command and you try going up and in? Praying Taylor Ward is alright.

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1 year

POV: you are @BeyondTheHalo ’s Ring doorbell camera and the Angels just won the World Series

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1 year

This is EXACTLY the kind of move I love. Absolutely bottom out your farm for a chance at the postseason with Trout and Ohtani. The farm is already weak, who cares? You can replenish it with a rebuild that is necessary anyways when Shohei goes. GO FOR IT. TRY. WHY NOT US

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Angels baseball from August 1st-October 1st

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1 year

Glad to see this, but the player reactions are just embarrassing. They don’t care

THE RENDON ZONE

@haloweezy

1 year

These players have given up I’m glad that nevin is in their ass cause this team flat out sucks

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@TheGarrative9

7 months

If Anthony Rendon plays 133 games this season I’ll tattoo “Gladiator” with his number across my back

swilly ☻

@swillysports

7 months

FanGraphs is projecting Anthony Rendon to play 133 games in 2024

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4-5 2 HR tonight. Keep your eyes on your own disaster of an org pal 😂 #Barons #IDIOT

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5 months

“We gon’ be about it.” -Ron Washington before the Angels set a franchise record for losses in a season

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@TheGarrative9

5 months

If I hear about this “standing ovation for Rendon” on the broadcast I will have a Beyond The Halo-level meltdown on the timeline. Unserious fanbase

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Giolito really understands how things work around here. Give up a homer IMMEDIATELY, IMMEDIATELY after getting a lead. Really good coaching by Wise to get him on program so quick

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1 year

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

“There it is! There’s the engagements we needed to not have to lay off another 60% of staff because everyone is figuring out we’re not smart, funny, or entertaining! Intern get the tweet out!”

Talkin’ Baseball

@TalkinBaseball_

1 year

Shohei Ohtani took the MLB lead in home runs and Mike Trout had his first multi-hit game since May 29th as the Angels blew an 8-2 seventh inning lead against the Royals, the team with the worst record in MLB

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The Angels in 2 short weeks had a: C- draft F trade deadline You cannot possibly have had a worse month of July than the most incompetent organization in sports

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@TheGarrative9

4 months

Literally any question you have about why the Angels are bad goes directly to Arte Moreno’s cheap and pathetic ass.

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1 year

I still like the Angels going for it at the deadline even though it’s one of the most embarrassing blow ups of all time

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@VinRBI

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1 year

Mike Trout seeing 92 middle middle

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@krossiantv2 Ohtani seeing Trout break his hamate bone having Trout +700 MVP odds

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2 months

ITS OVER! THE LONG NIGHTMARE IS OVER! EL DEMENTE CANNOT TORMENT US ANYMORE

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José Suarez does not have a locker in the Angels clubhouse

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1 year

I truly want to know Angels fans thoughts on rebuilding. A lot seem hesitant to the idea of doing so. Look at the Orioles and the Diamondbacks if you are scared of rebuilding. The process is conducive to sustained success in the end

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1 year

The Angels BIG 3 this year: Trout- Broken Hamate bone, tweeting about his new golf resort the day after he goes back on IL. Rendon- Mediocre when playing, injured majority of year, complete headache and distraction. Ohtani- Torn UCL, mysteriously empties locker after a game.

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Angels baseball is hilarious. Over the last 14 days, the Angels rank 4th in the MLB in OPS, but are DEAD LAST in win probability. A team full of Russell Westbrooks 😭

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I mean Perry dude you can’t allow this photo to be taken it’s a layup

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Brett Phillips so far this spring: 0-12 2 BBs 6 Ks That’s just not gonna cut it, regardless of how much “energy” he brings to the team. We need guys who can hit

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@TheGarrative9

1 year

Arturo Moreno turned down $2.9 billion to sell the team. This is where we are at because of that decision

Jeff Fletcher

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1 year

Shohei Ohtani has cleared out his locker in the #Angels clubhouse. The Angels say they will have no information on what has happened until tomorrow.

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Angels land the 1.1 pick and another generational Holliday child

MLB Pipeline

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Here's our first mock for the 2025 #MLBDraft -- and it's led by a familiar name:

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Congratulations to Mickey Moniak on his THIRD (3rd) career hit vs a left handed pitcher (40 at bats)

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1 year

Anderson making a case to be the worst Angels contract of all time

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1 year

Got beat by their ace, what else is there to say. You face Chirinos tomorrow, be adults and win that game and you take a series no one though you could. #GoHalos

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2 months

Nope sorry, roster is way too stacked at the MLB level

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Stay hot, Miguel! Sanó's third hit of the day is an RBI double that came off the bat at 114 MPH 🔥

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Shohei single-handedly embodying this team by getting absolutely shelled while at the same time shelling the opponent. It’s like he’s made to be an Angel for life

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@TheGarrative9

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THEY WALKED TROUT FOR WARD???? HAVE THEY LOST THEIR MINDS

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REALLY GOOD RETURN!

Jeff Passan

@JeffPassan

1 month

Closer Carlos Estevez is headed back to the Phillies in the deal for George Klassen and Samuel Aldegheri, sources tell ESPN. @Ken_Rosenthal had Estevez first. The best staff in the National League gets even better.

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Angels’ stats with Runners In Scoring Position: .239 BA (28th) .723 OPS (20th) 349 RBIs (21st) 34 double plays (7th) 296 Strikeouts (29th, 3 below Seattle for 30th) Dreadful brand of baseball

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This guy might be the best hitter in the class

AngelsMiLB

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Christian Moore HR 105 mph EV 408 ft

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The bad news: Just lost a game that you could’ve won because of some horrible at bats The good news: you face Alek “Grimace Shake” Manoah tomorrow. You can still take the series. Have to be better at the plate.

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@TheGarrative9

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He’s not “like Mike”. He’s Julio. He’s going to win championships, break records and do the unthinkable. Not just go through the motions, cry after every AB, and miss 60 games every season. Be real.

Talkin’ Baseball

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Cubs pick off Julio as the pinch runner to end the game!

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There is no future for the Angels with Arte Moreno as owner. The sooner you accept that and realize this team is going nowhere the better for your mental health. Detach yourself from them and don’t let them dictate your emotions anymore

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@TheGarrative9

2 years

Did Perry swap our future CF for a future starting catcher and then get our future CF for a rental starter?

AngelsMiLB

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2 years

Mickey Moniak with a solo HR: 105.4 mph EV 435 feet

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1 year

REYNALDO LÓPEZ IS A HIMOTHY. Chase Silseth was fantastic on short notice, a real dawg for that. Grichuk and Cron look GOOD in Angel red huh?! Huge homer and a huge RBI from Cron (go Utes). Absolutely fantastic pitching and just enough offense. Great win. #GoHalos

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Thank you Tyler Anderson for one last “Get me out of here and to a contender” outing. Couldn’t have asked for a better performance! Perry, do the right thing.

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Why are the Angels the way they are? You get curb stomped by the A’s but you destroy the Mariners? Grow up

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I know it’s kind of cliché, but the Angels rotation has always seemed to feed off each other. Canning has a great outing, Sandoval follows it up with an even better one. Whoever starts tomorrow will hopefully keep the line moving

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Gubi pretending to be shocked at Heaney’s 70 pitches through 3 innings is all time. Brother you called this guy’s games for like 5 years this is the average Heaney start

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1 year

What if the Angels just won a game today?

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We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young We’re 7-7 the season is young

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1 year

I’m crying dude this umpire crew legit just doesn’t care at all

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1 year

Cannot overstate how amped I am for Cron to be back. Should’ve never been traded in the first place. Go Utes

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1 year

Yeah I’m cooked Moniak can indeed hit lefties

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2 years

If you are an Angels fan who sees only the negatives (there are plenty of them and our beat writers will remind you of them every chance they get), watch the @trashpandas . Good baseball, good players, and a good brand. The Angels suck, the farm is getting better though

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This is literally the biggest AB of Rendon’s entire Angels career. If he comes through here, no slander for 2 weeks.

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I don’t wanna be dramatic, but that Trout homer/Renfroe double is probably what air support finally arriving in Vietnam during a vicious firefight with the VC felt like. Just a pure relief

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