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@TeebesB

6 months

Too many hoes here can someone throw on the lakers game

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@TeebesB

3 months

Violently hungover for the morning tee time. Would def call this a hostile environment

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@TeebesB

4 months

Yeah buddy keep the tab open

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@TeebesB

6 months

Can’t wait to play terrible then go home and smoke and get really scared #friday

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@TeebesB

7 months

“Kendrick dissed Drake😱😱” bro get your ass back on Microsoft teams

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@TeebesB

5 months

Just spent like two whole minutes of my life watching Mordecai and SpongeBob rap rubbin off the paint and realized I’m a retarded failure

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@TeebesB

4 months

This is just the fucking worst man. Using hand gestures to make a hilarious joke and I spill my beer. Not only do I lose the beer I’m gonna look like a retard the rest of the night

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@TeebesB

5 months

Any objections to me watching Morikawa hammer this drive while drinking a beer?

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@TeebesB

3 months

4:36 - Leave Work 5:15 - arrive home, 2 geebs 5:34 - Cook fillet to perfection 5:47 - take my roommates whiskey without asking 6:20 - gametime

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@TeebesB

6 months

This is illegal in Seattle, California and New York #blessed

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@TeebesB

6 months

Having a bad day at work think it’s time to go buy a gummy bear that turns me into a retard

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@TeebesB

6 months

Hope nobody has an issue with this

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@TeebesB

3 months

Not gonna let this ruin my Friday but pretty pissed at my wife right now

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@TeebesB

5 months

Alcohol free wedding? Nice try liberals

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@TeebesB

7 months

@GeebMinister Holy shit I just tried this and you can actually do it even if you’re not the president

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@TeebesB

5 months

Work from home tip: You’re actually allowed to smoke and drink during work hours if it’s Friday

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@TeebesB

5 months

Is it okay with everyone if I enjoy my weekend?

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@TeebesB

7 months

That’s a foul ref

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@TeebesB

1 month

I gotta stop getting on fanduel when I’m high🤦‍♂️ tf is this

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@TeebesB

4 months

Haven’t smoked in 3 weeks got me doing shit like going to my local rec center

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@TeebesB

4 months

Going out while you have a girlfriend makes you realize how retarded bitches are. Shut the fuck up I don’t care about your housing situation

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@TeebesB

5 months

Took a half day to go to the lake with my friends. They gonna throw me in jail for that too??

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@TeebesB

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@TeebesB

6 months

Ordering a fruity bi sexual drink because I bet Devin Booker over 25.5

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@TeebesB

7 months

So vaping in the bathroom is fine but when I pull a geeb out of the toilet you’re gonna run and taddle to HR🤦‍♂️

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@TeebesB

5 months

God I’m so retarded right now I love Saturdays

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@TeebesB

6 months

Doing the pledge of allegiance at the pre game

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@TeebesB

12 days

@CoachHarsin @AggieFootball If you got something to say abt Auburn say with your chest like a man instead of sub tweeting like a 13 year old girl. Shit like that is why you weren’t successful

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@TeebesB

7 months

After 3 beers I start talking like Chet Holmgren

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@TeebesB

6 months

MVP numbers on Tuesday night with @theagendapusher #BusinessCasual

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@TeebesB

7 months

If you’re making an April fools joke and are unemployed time is running out for you brother

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@TeebesB

6 months

This one’s for OJ

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@TeebesB

7 months

Felt too liberal ordering this. Just give me a miller

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@TeebesB

4 months

What they gone say now

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@TeebesB

7 months

Sir he’s back in his college town and just got the “thirsty thursday?” text

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@TeebesB

4 months

This is me when I’ve been day drinking at the lake all day and my boy passes me delta 8

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@FoxNews

4 months

‘NO ONE’S HOME’: President Biden appears to freeze as Vice President Harris and others dance next to him at a Juneteenth event.

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@TeebesB

7 months

Bouncer just hit the seatbelt celebration when he denied me

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@TeebesB

6 months

@clanka2023 I’d do this for free if you gave me 6 miller lites and a 50mg edible

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@TeebesB

5 months

Few more of these and I’m gonna start talking like Chet Holmgren

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@TeebesB

7 months

I’m taking my retarded ass down to chipotle and getting a double steak bowl once this bad boy hits

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@TeebesB

4 months

Yep

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@TeebesB

7 months

Manager just asked me what my top 5 “I’m him” moments were in my performance review

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@TeebesB

7 months

Just cut myself shaving. im such a fucking loser

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@TeebesB

3 months

Ok

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@TeebesB

8 months

Saying “uh-oh spaghetti-o” after cumming fast

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@TeebesB

7 months

Starting to understand why white people like Fridays so much

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@TeebesB

7 months

Yep 3 straight white males are drinking alcohol on a Saturday night. George soros bet you didn’t plan for this?

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@TeebesB

7 months

Telling my friend “you’re such a fucking try hard” for applying to jobs

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@TeebesB

6 months

Tired of seeing shit like this in the office. No im not feeling good im about to be on welfare because of D’Angelo Russell

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@TeebesB

2 months

Increasing silliness is one of my main objectives for Q3

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@TeebesB

3 months

Big Justice has been arrested on racketeering charges

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@TeebesB

7 months

They should have March madness but for unemployed people trying to get a gf

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@TeebesB

4 months

Woman in front of me at chipotle ordered tacos and a kids meal. Don’t even have anything funny to say it just made me irrationally angry

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@TeebesB

5 months

Come and take it @BarackObama

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@TeebesB

3 months

@MTreturns This is funny

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@TeebesB

7 months

Come on man….THATS TOO EASY (left work at 4:15)

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@TeebesB

7 months

Bro is pocket watching can I just enjoy my lunch break

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@TeebesB

8 months

I’m opting out of work today to focus on losing my virginity

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8 months

Arch Manning will not opt in to EA Sports College Football 25, according to a report from @AnwarRichardson . Manning is "focused on playing football on the field."

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@TeebesB

7 months

Idgaf abt your “bracket” bro. Just give me your shroom plug and I’ll be on my way

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@TeebesB

8 months

Tried using “the voice” from dune on girls at the bar. Didn’t work and now I’m a sex offender

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@TeebesB

7 months

Hitting this celly after jacking off

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@TeebesB

7 months

After the post bar geeb

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@TeebesB

7 months

Tried tapping in but I cut myself and now have internal bleeding

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@TeebesB

8 months

Nate Oats when it’s time to take Bama hoops to the next level

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@TeebesB

7 months

Ngl I could call on Joe Biden in popcorn reading and change the course of American history

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@TeebesB

2 months

@__cletus___

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@TeebesB

7 months

@plzseekhelp I think that’s what seltzers are

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@TeebesB

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@BFW Your claim on unnecessary roughness all year is that Georgia is good because “they’re Georgia” are you ready to admit you didn’t know what you were talking abt and just looked at rankings?

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@TeebesB

7 months

@Lane_Kiffin I will beat the fuck out of you, your 16 year old girlfriend, and your ugly ass dog. I know where you vacation

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@TeebesB

2 months

@codykirk22 3 quote tweets on an auburn football practice in one day

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@TeebesB

2 months

@MoeLester539 I’m bringing the beeline delta 8 blunt in the stadium to calm my nerves after the first three and out of the season

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@TeebesB

5 months

So there’s this thing called beer, and me and @MoeLester539 , well, we’ve gone retarded

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@TeebesB

3 months

@theagendapusher Picture doesn’t do it justice these were comically large

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3 months

@theagendapusher @West_columbiasc GG Jackson to Cy young is crazy

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@TeebesB

3 months

@BurnerLJohnson Paying to read notes on Auburn basketball practice middle of a workday

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@TeebesB

8 months

I kinda went beast mode on hitting no tip tonight

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@TeebesB

8 months

Me off dat fent cart

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@TeebesB

8 months

Can we normalize the whole unfollow/follow/refollow shit being lame asf? Grown ass men

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8 months

Justin Fields has unfollowed the Bears on Instagram and has already been following Kyle Pitts, Drake London and Bijan Robinson. His odds for joining the Falcons have changed from +230 to +150.