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Cletus
4 months
Youโ€™re a good girl bro
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2 months
Saying I want a burger at McDonaldโ€™s then they said which one and I said I donโ€™t give a fuck
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4 months
Weโ€™re Costco guys our wives have landing strips
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19 days
You didnโ€™t read enough books bruh you canโ€™t come to the pizza party
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3 months
Showing this to my barber at great clips
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4 months
Ipas are lean for whites
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2 months
Showing this to my barber at great clips
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1 year
Dude youโ€™re like in my top 3 white people
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1 year
My white wife needs a monster energy drink right this instant
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1 year
My nana is asleep we are good to vape now bro
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1 year
Farting in my hand then dapping up a priest
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7 months
Poop times a trillion
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4 months
You can poop your pants and people will still like you if youโ€™re cool
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2 months
Bruh I have a disorder so you canโ€™t be mad at me
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5 months
Does your meemaw know you vape ese
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5 months
Listening to eminem on weed and getting scared
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2 months
Wearing this to Applebees
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5 months
Twitter got renamed to X
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Cletus
11 months
Last Christmas I gave you my fart
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Cletus
8 months
Tooting on my wife when sheโ€™s the big spoon
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Cletus
3 months
Can I waterfall some of your gatorade bro Iโ€™m really parched
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2 years
Bro if you cry then Iโ€™m gonna cry
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8 months
Nice pussy, ese
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6 months
Can you repeat yourself bro Iโ€™m gone off nicotine
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1 year
What is poop plus diarrhea
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1 year
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2 months
Bro Iโ€™m glad weโ€™re bruhs again
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23 days
I want a pb&j. With the crust cut
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14 days
Bro stop youโ€™re gonna make me spit out my sports drink
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Cletus
9 months
My wife likes it flaccid
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5 months
Dream job for white women
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2 years
Gandalf doing weed
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2 years
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7 months
I think getting high is cool because of rappers
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1 year
My wife ripped a fuckin crap during her yoga class
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2 months
Ordering a non alcoholic beer on doordash
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8 months
Pooping my pants then saying what the hell happened
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@TateTheTalisman
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Send me watches that you would buy if money wasnโ€™t an option.
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4 months
Bro youโ€™re a complex character
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29 days
Rapping my order at Applebees
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4 months
Showing this to my barber at great clips
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Doing the middle finger
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5 months
Stop tickling me you son of a gun
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7 months
A girl liked my tweet about poop
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5 months
How many likes did your post get on social media bro
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8 months
My wife left me because I wouldnโ€™t quit kratom
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1 year
Crying because my friend does weed
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@TateTheTalisman
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If money were no object what car would you buy?
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Doing this at Chick-fil-A
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1 year
Pranking myself with an ice cold beer
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Cletus
7 months
Whites are so fascinated by the guitar the instrument
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Doing DoorDash on a sailboat
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4 months
Using diarrhea as a pocket watch
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5 months
Sorry to get political but my wife likes it flaccid
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4 months
A girl liked my tweet
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Relapsing on kratom because I saw my ex wife at hooters
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Saying the f word while getting a haircut at great clips
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4 months
But officer itโ€™s white boy summer
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7 months
@JellyRoll615 best gif on the app
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Throwing a poop at a cybertruck
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Playing laser tag with Alec Baldwin
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