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cool guy

@theagendapusher

7 months

Hitting a too small celebration on the IT guy cause he forgot to block streameast on the office computers

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cool guy

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2 months

Ready to go tn, sending the house maybe a couple hard sells

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2 months

Hey asshole, my line?

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cool guy

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6 months

Going off the grid for a while

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4 months

Cool man, go as slow as you’d like. I’ve got an open container and am watching a really good YouTube video

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cool guy

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5 months

Running the read option tn, gotta keep the defense on their toes

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4 months

Dynamic playmakers all over the field, spread em’ out and let somebody make a play

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cool guy

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7 months

Ppl forget that this can be dinner

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cool guy

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4 months

Keeping it between the tackles

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5 months

PA Crossers. You know what’s coming but you still can’t stop it.

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5 months

Perfect weather to doordash without tipping

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15 days

Diversified portfolio

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cool guy

@theagendapusher

5 months

Run the damn ball

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cool guy

@theagendapusher

6 months

Let me guess, @AOC is gonna have a problem with this one.

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cool guy

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25 days

Dudes will see this and say hell yeah

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3 months

Don’t get too cute with it

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cool guy

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6 months

Packing for my flight tomorrow!

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cool guy

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5 months

@sponhourm Maybe like a big team huddle and then someone says we’ll get ‘em next year guys!

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3 months

3 point stance to start the night, hand in the dirt.

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4 months

You guys heard of this shit?

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5 months

@adamvec Not everyone can know ball it’s ok

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cool guy

@theagendapusher

6 months

2 light beers

Parlay Joe

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6 months

Name two toppings to add to this cheese pizza.

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cool guy

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5 months

Heard you were a regular here

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2 years

@TheoAshNFL Rodgers vs Kirk cousins in a trying to lose a playoff game contest

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4 months

Yeah that’ll do

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4 months

You won’t find wings cleaner than these

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cool guy

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20 days

If you bought a Bryce young jersey every time he won a game you wouldn’t even have this many

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“What are you” I’m an idiot sandwich 🤦🏼‍♂️

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3 months

Need more positivity on the TL, I think it’s time we bring them back. Vintage is in these days anyway.

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5 months

Having 1 TJ cone. Just kidding moron I’m having 2.

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1 month

Getting shot in the head

Food Porn

@FoodPornPhotos

1 month

🚨🍕 What instantly ruins a pizza?

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6 months

Any objections to me enjoying America’s past time?

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4 months

Solved, just got a standing ovation from the entire flight. A few people even woke up from the applause and thought we had landed.

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4 months

No one on this flight knows I can solve this thing

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@sponhourm The owner hasn’t retired from playing basketball yet

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2 years

@PranavSriraman Never ever understood how fields was no 2 since high school and then played the best game of his life on the cfp on 13 broken ribs and his stock only fell as a result

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6 months

Big day for us weed guys today, let’s lock in it’s our day😈

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5 months

@sponhourm The shams hit piece on doc dropping in the next hour is gonna be incredible

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4 months

Close your eyes @KamalaHarris I think I might have a day today

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2 months

Best part of moving to a new apartment is you get a new sink to drain grease into

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4 months

This is America

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5 months

Not everyone is going to appreciate true comedy, and that’s okay

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maturing is realizing he was never funny

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Dumping oil down the drain of a sink you don’t own.

Swiss 𝕏

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6 months

What's the BEST feeling in the world?

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@theagendapusher

2 years

@elitetakes_ Patriots coaching staff after watching Kendrick Bourne lead the team in receiving yards last year

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5 months

Bringing in the goal line package

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3 months

Pound the rock

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4 months

@bsoensoemd46200 Yes

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Feel like you’d kinda fucking suck ngl

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@JakeStateFarm

7 months

Build your pickup dream team. You, me, and who?

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1 year

@TheoAshNFL Swift and penny both averaging 6.5 YPC while playing 3 total games each this season

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cool guy

@theagendapusher

2 months

Knew I had to give this a go once I saw the idea, shoutout @West_columbiasc 520 athletes. 60 minutes.

(#20) BlowJob Mack

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2 months

Wrote 375 athletes in an hour. That’s an athlete every 10 seconds. Pure speed and ball knowledge. Hand hurts like hell. Hopefully some of these names spark some memories as I tried to get creative

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cool guy

@theagendapusher

5 months

maybe like Henry or something idk

Herb Approach

@HerbApproach

5 months

Let's name this bud💛🔥 Best name gets 28g!

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5 months

Shrimp

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5 months

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this

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6 months

Is this allowed?

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@theagendapusher

3 months

Keep it simple stupid

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Bringing my own skates to sonic and hip checking the servers

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8 days

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.

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@theagendapusher

6 months

A certain vice president is going to have a BIG problem with this one, I just know it.

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Trying to call a timeout in the middle of a field sobriety test

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6 months

Update:

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Both the left and big weather are trying to team up to stop me from playing the par 3 course after work today, I can’t let them win.

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@theagendapusher

6 months

I think I finally figured out why my family gives me a 20 minute head start on the Easter egg hunt every year.

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Best thing about the leap year is you get an extra day to drink beer

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4 months

Ask Madden: Shandy on tap

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Derek

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Can you name this fruit?

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7 months

Just going for a quick swim don’t mind me

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7 months

They let me get there again, what in the absolute fuck were they thinking

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7 months

Getting some practice in just in case the left somehow lets me get to the weekend again

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5 months

Nicotine would probably be way worse for you if it was addictive

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1 year

@Ihartitz Kenny McIntosh and Deejay Dallas 1-2 punch

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5 months

Life update:

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6 months

Why would I abuse drugs and alcohol they’re like my favorite thing ever

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@theagendapusher

6 months

They fucking banned mango juul pods can you believe that shit?

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@SeffSaid

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What would you say

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@ravens4dummies Trey lance: super boy genius smartest and purest gentleman ever to play the quarterback position (played position for less than a season). Richardson: most unfinished prospect of all time, will be labeled with character issues (he has none) barely made a bowl game (plays in sec)

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6 months

Responding with “that’s not really in my bag” when the police officer tries to breathalyze me

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4 months

Two strike approach today, choke up and put it in play.

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7 months

Bringing my beers to the pregame in a briefcase

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7 months

Bean Boozled but the options are advil and fentanyl

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@RedzoneRobby We can make that happen

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Sorry man we’ve gotta go our separate ways now

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7 months

nice shirt man where did you get it, the gay store?

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Giving money to the homeless but only if they sign up with my fanduel code

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6 months

Might have just gotten even cooler, didn’t think it was actually possible tbh.

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7 months

Drunk driving is getting way too easy, gonna knock a tail light out just for a little more of a challenge

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5 months

For some reason they keep letting us get to Friday, let’s keep taking advantage of it.

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6 months

Getting this framed @Chilis

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5 months

I’m doing something

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6 months

Fentanyl flavored zyn

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Up close an personal on a Tuesday night, doesn’t get better than this

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Transfusions and watching my glorious king win a gold

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Dripping sweat after taking an autism test

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3 months

Now watch this drive

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@theagendapusher

6 months

Gonna get into a low speed car chase today to show support, it’s the least we can do in times like these.

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Therapist thinks I’m telling her about my life but I’m just summarizing the worldoftshirts tik toks from that day

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@theagendapusher

7 months

Guys we’ve gotta flatten this fucking curve

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7 months

Starting to realize why my classes in high school only had 5 kids and 3 teachers

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5 months

YEAHH HERE WE GOOO #thisisallowed

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@theagendapusher

5 months

if I had my ipad with me then yeah, I guess.

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Could you stay here all day long? Yes or No🤔

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7 months

Alright who invited this fuckin guy

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7 months

i don’t drink to forget, i drink to drive

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Genuinely don’t know why the homeless don’t just place winning sports bets

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7 months

gf looked thru my TI-84 Plus Silver Edition while I was in the bathroom, safe to say we’re no longer dating

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Posting items I don’t even own on Facebook marketplace

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5 months

Showing this video to the homeless outside my apartment instead of giving them money

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