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@killmesIime “Brock Purdy not hurt, that boy is fucking scared”

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@DrewB2400 @It_HurtsSoGood @sargentdoteth @NFL_DovKleiman Pottebaum just signed a 2.5m contract

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@DailyLoud Maybe they will learn to associate around better people

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@JoeyMannarinoUS @shamey_ames9x @guerrabuild Orrrrrrrrr here me out on this one. He was just greedy and didn’t want to pay more for older experience… Capitalism

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@goober1123 @madwheelclair Metal health is a serious problem in our country

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Sydney Sweeney might be the worst Spider-Woman cause how she gonna keep her identity secret with those Bazookas

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Websters Dictionary: Unit - u•nit (noun): 1. Used when describing John Daly. “John Daly is an absolute fucking unit” #PGAChampionship

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@ClintWestlumber @NFL_DovKleiman @JFowlerESPN Tuesday they lose any compensation. So it’s either the 2 or or nothing

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@kingsvibee @HaymakerHub Stop sharing your shitty music

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@sloprules Barking at my uncle belligerently drunk

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@beatthesteam @ricker_79 @rgfray1 @Jerrythekid21 Look like the all black Kmart shoes you’d see your 80 year old grandpa wear

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@DailyLoud *in a VIP suite with the best friend/ neighbor of Texan’s owner. Y’all see how fishy everything is now? Lmao

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@Davidlemke15 @NFL_DovKleiman Why would you want a dome… the snow games are the Best

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@marks_gav @wesv20 @GolfBible @CoptHeathGC Probably the one member everyone fucking hates

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@NUCLRGOLF Why is everything they do so cringe

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@proud_veteran66 @BrewCityEmpire @JackPosobiec

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@currentlynotgho @stavvybaby If you bought yesterday you would have gotten them for $40. Your fault

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@nico_w1992 @livjohnsontv

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@sleepysodass @Jeepster_69 @fasc1nate Their fault

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@MLB @Orioles

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@PickensBurgh @Browns

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@unstuckmendoza @CarlitoSzn @STONEDPHILAFAN @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania Yes he was.

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@projectzilla270 @DailyLoud Literally no correlation at all. You’re worth millions, why are you hanging with people like that? Because they obviously didn’t give a fuck about him

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@AzeemMma2 @chicagouxguy @espn Bro is 47. Stop that nonsense

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@mjohnamerican @barstoolsports You realize his sponsorships are well worth six figures. And now he has an agent

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@flushingitgolf But he is solely the reason he is not playing at those majors No one else

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@wealth_turtle @espn @KingJames Unlike your mothers birth control

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@B_Town_Sands @PitchingNinja Easily just a habit/ pre bat superstition. Like Pablo Sandoval plate slide or papi spitting on his gloves. Doesn’t need a purpose

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@PickensBurgh @NFL @RapSheet Your QB isn’t even worth a medium fry

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@Starting9 1 championship in this century is a dynasty now?

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@nick_morales27 @NFL_DovKleiman @RichEisenShow You =dumbass

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@StoolieAccount @HoosierTA @BSSportsbook As has everyone

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@MichaelSchettig @barstoolsports @BuffaloBills Buffalo = Soft Confirmed

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@ClayTravis “I made no money making shitty sports takes so I pandered to a base to become relevant” 👍

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@Catherinethemad @Vermonster97 @RachelleRW Grays anatomy

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@RudyJUULianiV2 Gives it a whole new meaning

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@MaxxxFeddd @YWNReporter Likely aren’t going to until highest people are briefed

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@Whackymacyak @ClayTravis Apple has 4 times the cash/ investments on hand than twitters entire worth.

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@TimD95 @admiralvivi @Blinkfu @FiteClubAaron @SportsCenter Basketball player tries to get basketball from a fan he thinks is holding on to it

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@MilkManMike00 @opinion Where do you think water filters, cordless tools, artificial limbs, insulin pumps, solar panels, baby formula came from? Starts with 4 letters

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@whoisadilah @SiSenorBobby_ @eddiefrimp @puffyandfluffy @krishtianoo @Valgoatde @pat_ezez @RequiemFrost @zeeshaan101 @YesiWalker @DonAncelotti9 @Nhaaateee @sheds88 @jallavanzuid @iMadeDavid_ @CDZali99 @Preston30919481 @afc7_k @N17JAC0B @ESPNFC Dong detective

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@brandon_karam @CodifyBaseball They are the 3rd most expensive park to attend. Adding in tickets + food + beer. And it’s a mediocre park, all the history is gone

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@heinly_paul @Panthers You mean hits the largest age demographic of the NFL

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@finesseboard @JMaloneyLiberty @IzumiBets @br_betting @DKSportsbook Justin thought he did something

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@g12_lj @SportsCenter Your mom take back shots like it’s her sport

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@Drewpizmo @SmittySD @JimMWeber Only 2 days into the year and already found the worst take

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@rickyboboddy Shoulda drafted stroud

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@ADogmaticCaveat @roeiirani @iTzHaRoNa @user_12336 @wembumyama @LanceForman @DrLoupis It wasn’t. It was the Ottoman Empire…..

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@Jared_Carrabis Things that precede unfortunate events

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@Tony_Smith741 @espn Dude let them enjoy it. Stop being salty students are enjoying memories that will last a life. It’s not that deep

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@AyeBucc @rhino24105 @TomFornelli

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@Ph3lix004 @ThatTylerCrowe @darrenrovell

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@Orioles God this team is so fucking electric

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@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion @SchefflerFans Scottie needs to be working on his putting

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@LIVGolfNation We know LIV doesn’t like to follow rules

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@sportss99 @unstuckmendoza @CarlitoSzn @STONEDPHILAFAN @BleacherReport @ShamsCharania No shit?

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Only one man can salvage the #MLB uniforms this season

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@CBSSportsCBB @DukeMBB @DukeATHLETICS

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@AustynTrollope @rjbree @TalkinBaseball_ Fastest game ever was 100 years ago at 51 minutes. This change on avg adjusts 15. Stop bitching

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@chickentenderl5 Only one way to solve this And it starts with a 30 rack today

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@Starting9 I hope the Astros lose purely because of this video. About as cringe as those padres guys

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@PGATOUR

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@ChugDeezNutz @RedditCFB Next year is 12 teams. If you’re not on one of those, you’re probably not in the conversation to begin with

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@lesbianlawfirm

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@PFTCommenter This explains a lot

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@BrettTobin @DanielTelvock @stoolpresidente

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Current list of people I hate

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@shakenbake803 @FriarFAL @barstoolsports Games played Lawernce:43 Fields:31 Wilson:33 Burrow:52 Context

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“Why are you pouring one out today?” #NeverForget 11.10.75

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@LIVGolfNation Did better than any LIV player

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@boobie_ss @NFL_DovKleiman A good QB can elevate his receivers. Nico had <500 yards last year. At 800 with 6 games left under stroud

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@SSydneyBest

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Checks out 🫡

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@OleGriersy Your mom was better off aborting you

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@elitetakes_ Apparently mark andrews and Travis Kelce died

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@coastalproduct1 @SchneiderZander @HooverHerd @nflrums Dude cap space is a myth

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Sundays as a browns fan

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@kfb8182313000 And running 40 second slower lap times

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@JackMacCFB No stuffing? Or does he already see that daily

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@AzeemMma2 @chicagouxguy @espn He’s not a boxer. Those were his 2 first boxing fights in 16 years. One of the kids was making his first debut🤣and Chavez was coming out of drug rebab

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@nflrums @CBSSports All that for a first round exit

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@lexiosborne Burnt to a damn crisp and can’t even respond

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@nose83267770 @DailyLoud No. It’s not at all. It’s saying when you hangout with bad people, bad things tend to happen to you. Don’t put yourself in those positions

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@EspressoJose @SheWentToJared4 @teehiggins5 Well his name isn’t Tee so, yeah. Might want to start with his actual name

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@unionjackflavor @CBSNews Or it got hit by a couple hundred thousand ton ship…

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@NobleOtter4 @ShafarShimmy @morostreetblues @barstoolsports He also wrote a 50k check to his dads football program off camera but go off

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@FoxNews Didn’t we already try that for decades? Seemed to work well

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@Billybobluv @DariusWalston @StoneColdJones @ShannonSharpe 20th in sacks, not even top 50 in tackles. Not even the best defender on that team

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@Youhappentohear What pussy I gotta eat for those potatoes

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@BurnerWjp @cracknetsov Might be tweet of the year

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@BarstoolAlabama @GoatLatia The rest of the SEC rn

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@StoolBaseball Same AL Central that swept the Rays in the WC then went 5 games with the Yanks? Boston is just trash

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@breckiehill The lord test me every day

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@MrOH1O @booskieGoBlue Let’s be real, as an Ohio state fan. Georgia gets in regardless. And who cares. We had our shot and blew it. Don’t sulk about it

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@phillip21333480 @JayTeeGeee @BSichley @FoxNews They were stopped? Seems pretty secure to me

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@admiralvivi @Blinkfu @FiteClubAaron @SportsCenter

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@warGilly @CanesHead @suryasparrowOF @barstoolsports Lookin like an Arby’s sandwich

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@CandidlyAntoni @FUEISF @marcus_ardrey @DailyLoud Do stupid things win stupid prizes

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@718NewYork420 @FredThePleb1_ @ClintWestlumber @NFL_DovKleiman @JFowlerESPN No. If you exclusive tag. He’s owed that $45m. Subsequently, no other team can adjust that cap hit. He also said he would not play on it. So ravens would be taking that hit, and having him sit out

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@Browns This game is over. Offense is pathetic

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