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Jose Espresso

@EspressoJose

2 months

Calling it now. November 2024.

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@thatstarwarsgrl Sure it's cute when he does it. But when I do it I'm a "creep" and have to "Leave Hooters".

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@alifarhat79 That's not how any of that works.

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@unusual_whales Yet somehow if he is VP, in 4 years he will be worth $65M.

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@BoundingComics So man penguin = bad villain, woman penguin = good villain? I don't understand.

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@DefiantLs I dunno man. I'm pretty sure Ben being like "This is so fucking easy I could make a #1 song" proves his point...

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@witchernetflix Meh. Bring Henry back and fire the garbage there and maybe I'll tune in.

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5 months

@fightwithmemes They could try not illegally entering....

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@DelusionPosting Comfortable ain't it?

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8 months

@MarioNawfal Jimmy Camel = Kimmel. Boom Science.

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@stclairashley If they were trans they'd let them play naked.

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@Rothmus We got by.

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@TheQuartering I mean that's what the boiled water is for....

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@TimRunsHisMouth Lol she said that to Rosie Perez???

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@TheQuartering She prolly voted for Biden.

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6 months

@unusual_whales Real estate bubble is worse than anything ever.

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2 years

@Anc_Aesthetics So you're just blatantly posting Skyrim photos and expecting us to believe they're real?

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@frozenaesthetic In her defense, that is not half naked. That's 90% naked.

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@TheQuartering I think this should continue. If the pendulum goes back hard enough in their direction, we'll get Lefties coming out like "Hey guys lets not do this anymore". It has to hurt them or cancel culture will not go away.

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@akafacehots Anybody know which bottle @AaronRodgers12 popped?

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@heykayadams Hock Tuas

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@HumbleFlow @lexfridman @elonmusk @neuralink It's coming wether we like it or not. I rather Elon be in charge than Bill Gates or Fauci.

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@Not_the_Bee If they have an open trench and nobody is there it's supposed to be covered so cars don't get damaged.

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@hshLauraJ A bumper that my wiener keeps hitting.

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@WallStreetSilv It's not illegal to leave your property on your property.

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@WholesomeMeme

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@unusual_whales I mean if I didn't have legs and someone gave me legs I would be up all night walking.

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1 year

@shoe0nhead Wasn't gay enuf. Now it's flaming.

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1 year

@AdamCrigler Does ANYBODY get 30-life for MURDER now a days?

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@HundredHistory @historyinmemes ...and his photographer. 😜

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@ClownWorld_ I always keep my windows closed when cooking meat. I don't want the smoke to get in the house.

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10 months

@beinlibertarian Trump

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9 months

@unusual_whales Americans spend 110%+ of what they make, regardless of what they make.

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1 year

@JasonRobergeVA @elonmusk @MrAndyNgo @REI Fuuuuuck Domino's leaving too?!?!

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3 months

@AmericaShaman Man that was satisfying to watch.

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6 months

@GundamIsHere Nerd culture isn't for nerds! Nerds need to shut up and let the cool kids play with their nerd toys!

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@Interesting228 @ClownWorld_ That's all??

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@cuocoaddict23 I would run over Sydney with a car for a chance with Kaley.

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@Whotfismick

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1 year

@TomFitton @RTDNEWS Wasn't the can. It was the behavior after the can.

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10 months

@unusual_whales Man we're doing way better than the government is. $688 billion is only 2% of $30 trillion.

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@PicturesFoIder

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@Cernovich Watching my 41yo HP nerd lady play her HP game.

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@OliLondonTV Can't even beat girls.

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@shoe0nhead He should go to jail for liking Cardi B.

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@Bengals

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@NostalgiaFolder I'm starting to think I'm the only person who read the sticker...

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@heelvsbabyface I remember back when that was called sexual assault. Excuse me while I go have anxiety next to some hotties.

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@Lucas21862060 @DocStrangelove2 That's all???

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@bengaljims_BTR I'm rooting for a meteor to hit the stadium.

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1 year

@SethDillon @libsoftiktok I can't hardly read the information she shares it's often so disturbing, I can't imaging what her reporting is doing to her mentally. Prayers for her strength, she's stronger than me.

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@unusual_whales Wow that's almost as much as we gave Ukraine.

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@SydneyLWatson U sleep on ur back? Only psychopaths and vampires sleep on their backs.

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@BoundingComics Stop trying to make Kumail Nanjiani a thing.

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1 year

@TheQuartering I was just unsuspended on here for a week for a "her penis" comment. On HERE.

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@Playboy @EdmontonOilers Good job getting your bag. Monitize that 5 minutes of fame girl!

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@Whotfismick 4+yrs? What are u 11?

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@Not_the_Bee Man imagine having to cancel an entire show on your network because your hosts and their guests cannot be trusted to not do an assassination victory lap. 🙄

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1 year

@sav_says_ Yeah you're breaking no law flying the drone there.

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@FBGreatMoments The Bears probably fined him for that.

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@dyersfilms You're saying boys who are involuntarily celibate can dictate what a girl looks like? Pretty sure if they had that kind of power they wouldn't be celibate.

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@actionxander NOW I'm cheating and printing 100,000 votes for Trump.

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@DrLoupis I have almost the same truck and I can't spin the tires that long. Good job.

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@IsabellaMDeLuca The child doesn't recognize anything wrong is happening, but it changes the way the child's brain develops sexualizing them too early.

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@catturd2 So many Republicans died in Florida that we control the whole state now.....

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@elizableu #FreeTheQuartering

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@TheLaurenChen LEGAL immigration. After we boot out the illegals. The GOP has never been anti-legal immigration don't act like it has.

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@SheWentToJared4 @teehiggins5 Celebrities don't use their names on deed paperwork. They use Trusts or relatives with different names. You can't go to the clerk of court website and find an address that says "Tee Higgins" on it.

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@sluts_guts Victoria Justice. Over pretty much anybody.

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1 year

@TomFitton This will cause total irresponsibility in Banking institutions because why not.

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@unusual_whales I literally can't think of anything I trust less than a promise from the IRS.

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2 months

@ywomendeservles I mean in other news, congrats to her for losing about 100lbs.

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@WarwickADavis @DisneyPlus @WaltDisneyCo I love the movie with all my heart. That show sucked so bad I couldn't watch it. Leave it dead.

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@ClownWorld_

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1 year

@EndWokeness U can have free college too. Just cross into Mexico and sneak back in.

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1 year

@thevivafrei @megynkelly @NatetheLawyer Just as an aside, how can we be sure the texts aren't fabricated? Is this what the texts looked like 10+yrs ago? And I could photoshop this to say anything.

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@amuse

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1 year

@OfficialRushUSA Miss u Rush.

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@beinlibertarian Or Libertarians can vote Paul and give all their guns to Harris at gun-point of the military. Whichever.

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@insultsrare I mean. If me and the lion were wearing boxing gloves.....

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10 months

@JoeyVotto Votto for Manager

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@unusual_whales Israel will be open to negotiations after its targets have also been achieved I'm sure.

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@JackPosobiec Na man this is a free country.

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@DudespostingWs Straight up beat down. That coyote must have been so confused.

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1 year

@RubenGallego Minimum wage isn't supposed to be living wage.

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@ChrissieMayr So I didn't realize until after your performance just how AMAZING you did. It was awesome. But I just came upon Vera's post with Alyssa's rand and fuck you were perfect.

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@DailyWireNews Congrats on catching all the queer Pokémon.

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