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@TableSlamStan

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@tcarpenter216 Even with the priors the 50% survival rate gives me significant pause
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@thesarahkelly Fuck off retard
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@JohnGPettus “When the Supreme Court agreed with me I supported them. We have to reform them because I don’t agree anymore” - a fascist
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@thesarahkelly I’m kinda retarded
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@ASquattingbear @carolineroyce I’d suggest the people who “grow as a person” are the losers that can’t reheat a frozen meal lol
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@DaveyBonesLock @SocialNomadRach It’s not illegal to question the media narrative
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@Sandinista412 “I wish bad things on people who don’t think like me” is grade school level maturity
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@TyVulpintaur @consciousphilos Now as for those enemies of mine who did not want me as their king, bring them here and slay them before me Luke 19:27
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@BlindBoy2020 @thesarahkelly At least I’m not a retard
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@PGATUOR Leave my push cart out of this dude
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Damn Biden really did ‘em like that #RatFamily
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@DaveyBonesLock @SocialNomadRach All defamation laws are unconstitutional
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@JoseR_Music @thesarahkelly Don’t be a homo about it
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Jesus, what the hell are these truckers gonna eat out there?
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Donner Pass in Northern California
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@RossCol89474735 I’m sure it has nothing to do with having a homogenous, predominantly white population ….
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Jake doing Jake things
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I’m not sure what planet I’m on but the Canadian women’s beach volleyball team has way more ass than the Brazilians #Olympic2024 #OlympicGames
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@owenbroadcast Therapy perpetuates narcissism we have in our culture. Therapy solidifies in the psyche the self oriented view of the world. What are MY needs? What are MY boundaries? I am so important we should discuss ME for an hour a week. Many ppl would mentally benefit from less self focus
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@NancyLawlass @nicholashovlts The point of subversive rock and roll is to call out pop music as lacking artistic merit
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A clone came from Huntington Beach Off his wife’s income he was a leech His skin brown and crispy And constantly tipsy What school district would let this guy teach?
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I knew of a clone named Irie A bum on the streets of LA He drafted a book His crack spoon did cook Five bucks to watch or for ten he’ll go gay
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Name a character who technically isn't a villain but you consider to be one.
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@gldivittorio Actually the pint of data is that individual experiences are meaningless
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How baked did you get on 4/20? Me:
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@CopaceticNuts I’ve done this many times at sporting events - what’s the issue?
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@ArmandDoma No you don’t get it - society should be required to provide me with whatever whim I like whenever I like it but also I owe nothing of value to the greater good and have a right to steal property and harm others when convenient for me
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Nooch hangs around outside liquor stores hoping underage kids ask him to buy alcohol
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@sashaperigo Seeing who can withstand the most fentanyl before nodding out
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There once was a clone named trapper On the phones he was an unwanted yapper His takes like “ok boomer” Then he grew a big tumor Now he’s decaying grey matter
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Suspended drivers license necessary for purchase
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There once was a clone from Texas His way with the ladies infectious He brought home old hags Drove half in the bag And got arrested for being so reckless
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There once was a man from NoCal Who had a buddy named Leff that was his Pal He’s not a good fellow In fact he’d a pedo Now he’s getting his ass raped in jail
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This is a bar I ended countless nights I can’t remember inside Dives like this don’t really exist anymore RIP The Old Pink
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@emanabdelhadi Nobody’s afraid of unbathed upper middle class kids cosplaying as revolutionaries and camping out in a quad tbh
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Me after 20 beers trying to quietly slide into bed next to my sleeping wife:
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This bitch Haitian now too?
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Thank god we won the fucking war man
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@NateGearySports *whispers* Diggs exhibits signs of border-polar attachment
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@caireland26 @MurphyJenCubs Except he was found totally innocent by a jury of peers so by defining toon broke no laws but keep going
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Sports honk to his neighbor while getting out of a new hundred ger luxury sled
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Clones turning on CBS Sports Network today only to realize Rome isn’t simulcast anymore
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RIP Willie Mays
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Me leaving a one year old’s birthday
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Is JIT the missing piece in your inventory puzzle? 🧩 Unlock potential savings and efficiency by embracing a just-in-time inventory management strategy. 🚀 I #JIT #supplychain #inventorymanagement #logistics #3PL #orderfulfillment #retailstrategy
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Saturday morning sesh #teambake
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Patrick Maholmey is a helluva way to #Kickoff2024 #jimromeonx
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@JeremyWGR 49er SNF game where he threads the needle just over Fred warners fingertips
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How the hell do I end up banned from the show? Rome used to read my tweets like everyday. I allowed my weight to be a topic on the fucking program for YEARS I invented cardboard rome, goddamnit
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Most ignored sign in human history #teamblow
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Kuna clone rode his bike all around His wife was the whore of the town “Where’s Darin?” his bit Or describing his shit Are we certain he doesn’t have Downs?
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A clone came from Huntington Beach Off his wife’s income he was a leech His skin brown and crispy And constantly tipsy What school district would let this guy teach?
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If you need me on Juneteenth, I’ll be at the beach getting so dark I need to be emancipated
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The rowdies preparing for smackoff season
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Marty tried to swipe right on an amber alert @jimrome @LeffInLaguna
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A smiley clone from the YYC Was a see you next Tuesday to me Her tits were mad saggy Her eyes awful baggy Is that her cooch or the smell of the sea?
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There once was a clone from Las Vegas Who’s twitter account seemed to plague us With height his affliction And a gambling addiction Now he lies in a coffin in stasis
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@jimrome issues with AT&T? We’re having issues with A1C Thanks, Jardiance Fats
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How I felt on my week off of X
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@jimrome Cousins looked good last night Regards, Falcon fan waking up the day after a family reunion #jimromeonx
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@ByGerrySullivan We used to call this a hot summer day “Heat dome” is about the funniest shit I’ve heard since “polar vortex”
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@TyVulpintaur @consciousphilos The original translation is “thou shalt not murder”
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I knew Chipotle made their red salsa spicier #AaronBushnell #DeathSmack
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In my house we call this Tuesday
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Collin Rutherford
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Do you know what a "bottle night" is? Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY. We lock our phones away, turn the TV off... Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk. That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence. We live
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Freshpet isn’t dog food, it’s food food Regards, Beaks scrounging up a midday snack
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@ByGerrySullivan People enter into student loan contracts voluntarily - voluntary contracts are by definition not an expression of force and must be upheld for a society to function Meanwhile, taxation is involuntary and administered by govt force. Less theft is preferable to more theft
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War being the best dressed drunk at the Asian run liquor store
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RIP Cal in Vegas
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Honestly preferred when Aroldis Chapman was just choking out his girlfriend not his mom’s milk ducts
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There once was a man from NoCal Who had a buddy named Leff that was his Pal He’s not a good fellow In fact he’d a pedo Now he’s getting his ass raped in jail
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Mother Nature has a way of blessing #teamblow
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War Lady clones
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@gaynarcan @denovoEve Children don’t have the capacity for this you disingenuous child abuser A child can’t decide what to eat for itself, a child can’t appropriately wash themselves, a child can’t be left alone with sharp objects. Children do not have autonomy or a right to self determination
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RIP OJ Simpson
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I am become retard
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Fuck it, get the lube
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There once was a clone named Frank Used Bella’s photos while working his crank He made lots of content Cooked meth in his closet His heroes? Johnny, Willie, and Hank YeeYee @mockmoda
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Kuna clone rode his bike all around His wife was the whore of the town “Where’s Darin?” his bit Or describing his shit Are we certain he doesn’t have Downs?
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When a friend of a friend has an 8-ball #teamblow
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A clone came from studio city Managed to turn his life into a pity A few DUIs And a pic with black eyes And his bed on the roadside is shitty
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There once was a clone from Green Bay Big as a walrus they say He can’t see his dong Unless it grows very long He never used it to cum anyway
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@ByTimGraham @BruceExclusive They are in the playoffs and contending every year How is that wasting Josh Allen lol
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If you’re tired of the partisan politics in Washington, and can’t trust either Joe Biden or Donald Trump to run this great nation There is another choice for sensible, sensual, and sexual leadership Vote President DeLeon 2024 #DeLeon2024
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Check the @mtbdarin1 custom mod
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Holmey tips extra when his door dasher is black
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Talking heads pushing the WNBA: This is high level basketball, it’s a joy to watch The WNBA:
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Feeding Audi Crooks a post-game meal like:
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Jim Rome should be a member of his own rat family
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Southside Eric when his new clone scope t-shirt matches the nation golf hat
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@tragicid0l @AntiKSR1995 @DonDadaNYC Funding public education is one of the biggest wastes of resources we engage in in a society The federal government has no role in education - cut it and all the bureaucrat scum that work there
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“So you want to do a mother daughter routine?” - @JasonStewart
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New York Post
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North Carolina mom joins daughter to work at notorious Chicken Ranch brothel near Las Vegas
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War bums using bungee chord for a sled harness
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RIP Tito Jackson
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@mtbdarin1 @mockmoda War clone stocks
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@pot8um If you’re afraid of human contact leave society or deal with it
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Nooch volunteers at an afterschool rec program to sell weed
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When P Diddy hit the showers in lockup
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@IbaraEleven I bet spending all day on Twitter will fix it
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El Paso Jesse has a voice coach for karaoke
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