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O, that this too too solid flesh would melt. Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon 'gainst self-slaughter! O God!

Jacksonville Beach, FL
Joined March 2024
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
16 days
Come to bed and I will kiss your lips, hold you tight against me and let my breath match yours.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
Sometimes I am a good fella, sometimes I am a good boy. But I am always cuddly and in need of more cuddles. 🥰🐻🐶🥺
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Last day of school - this year was totally fucked for educational work, with four different students all struggling with something. I'm happy to be here to provide access, support and love to these kids. I really hope they do well. (Bear Face is terminal, I'm afraid) 🐻❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
7 years apart - different hair, different beard, different piercings and 30 lbs. heavier. But gosh am I happy with who you're becoming. ❤️🐻
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@KarlosTheFog
Pink Ponyboy
2 months
7 years apart!
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
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@Sitdownaj
White Trash Mario: Romulus
2 months
Been a while since i did one of these but Can everyone show me their hottest moustache pic plz? K thx
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I spent today meal prepping, writing DnD stuff (mostly calculating treasure), listening to an audiobook and successfully jerking off with my left hand (I am not left-handed). Happy Pride. 🌈🥰🐻
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
1 month
I'm so grateful for this beautiful, sweet fella. 🐻❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
He's one of the best at sucking my dick and I'm genuinely honored to blow my load in his mouth. Plus no one sticks with it as long as he does; it can take me a long time to cum but he's a fucking TROOPER. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
"I'm a grower", "I'm a shower" - hush and let me just get your dick in my mouth.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
As someone whose sex drive only increases when they have sex, I would like to have more sex please. 🥰🐻
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I am ready to nuzzle. 🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I've met this curve and I can attest - he is very friendly! ⤴️❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Few things in this world feel as good as someone telling me they masturbate to me or any explicit material of me. Yes. Please. 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
He's adorable.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
23 days
Dim Sum is proof of a loving god. 🙏🥟
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Bark bark. 🥺🐶
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
Why no, I don't "shoot huge loads" my friend - I am chronically dehydrated and use my ooze-y, thick loads as spackle for my drywall. 💦
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I can promise you - the size of your dick doesn't matter, at all, in any way and I just need you to stop thinking that it does. Please.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
But what if my go to dick pic feels disingenuous to what my dick actually looks like? Perhaps I need more casual, more approachable cock shots.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Oh my god. 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
11 days
Blessed posting. 🥰🙏
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Younger me really had so much motivation to suck his own dick (successfully managed, can recommend my dick based on taste now). 🙏❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
13 days
I don't shave my balls but I do admire the people who put that effort in. ❤️❤️❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
9 days
I do - I want to be different in achievable ways sometimes but regardless of those goals or desires, I am attractive and have/shall always be. ❤️
@pyropsia
Pyro
19 days
do you find yourself attractive?
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
It helps that you're cute as FUCK, pup.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
If they have thick hands, a belly and a cute smile I WILL be falling in love with them and I refuse to apologize for that. ❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
The sheer number of lil forehead kisses you'd be getting is unreasonable. ❤️❤️❤️
@CubGrumpy
Grumpy Cub (New and Improved)
2 months
Imagine if you woke up next to this. Sorry :(
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Truly some of the most beautiful footage on this hellsite. 🥺🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Present company included. 😘🐯
@TigTheTiger_
Tig 🐅🏋️✨🌈🍱🌮👾🎮
2 months
Men are at their most handsome with my dick in their mouth 🥰🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Oh jeez. 🥺🥵🐻💪
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
9 days
I just want everyone to have a good time. 🫠❤️
@jxys2x
𝙹 𝚇 𝚈
10 days
Ask your followers what they like most abt you
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
Drop that recipe, bebe. 🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
Other tops. 🥰🐻
@tyasathoughts
Tyasa🎀
4 months
We always talk about our types, what type of people are attracted to YOU!
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
8 days
This just sounds like bragging to me, pig. 🥰🐻🐷
@Swinecub
Swine Cub
8 days
Thing is have learned… don’t do leg day at the gym. Then go the next day and get fucked like a pretzel, with your legs in every which shape. (Sore for the next three days)
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Just as I ignore the popular Twitter queers, let me be ignored by those who do not want to interact with me. Pride Month. 🏳️‍🌈
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
He truly is one of the most adorable fellas. 🥰🥰🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Update: Mini corn dogs for dinner, played with my dick but didn't cum, did some D&D prep. 🥰💪
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
13 days
Gary was, from what I've heard, a spectacular person and I'm grateful that I got even a little bit of his light on my life. His partner is also a gift; kind, sweet, generous, understanding and very weirdo queerdo. ❤️❤️❤️
@cenlapup
Kip
13 days
Well fuck :( I didn't realize he passed earlier this year. Gary was fucking amazing. Bummed I never got to meet him in person.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@bigbacktivity You, dick in hand - "The stroke? Uninspired. The lighting leaves too many deep shadows, the performer's face and balls are barely visible. Not on my 'must watch' list. 4 of 10 stars."
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I see complaints about the gay dating pool and I simply ignore them. ❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@floriduhkilos "Oh, are you the-" "Bottom at the pump and dump that shit everywhere? Yes, yes I am - it's always great to meet a fan. 🥰"
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
I love summer (scorching hot days, impossibly warm nights of sweating constantly and desperately trying to avoid roasting alive whenever a single beam of direct sunlight touches my pallid body)! ⛱️ 🔥 ❤️‍🔥 I'm excited to see if I can manage to not get sun burned this year. 🥰☀️🥵
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
You'd look so fucking cute, so undeniably sexy, so impossibly adorable that my entire *REDACTED* would be sopping wet. 🥺
@duhthomasss
Thomas🌱
2 months
Intrusive thoughts got me wondering about a mustache
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
10 days
Married off to a wealthy noble at the age of 11, rose to power after his violent death six years later, started a death cult and overthrew the local church, became a sorceress but then I was killed in my throne room by meddling adventurers as I tried to become a god! The usual.
@xienarchy
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7 months
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
12 days
Flip this and I'd agree fully. ❤️
@stylianos_k
Stylianos Karolidis
14 days
Topping is working class and bottoming is bourgeois
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
He's such a very, very good boy. 🥰🥰🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
6 months
Thankfully none - my dick is fucking average and I am so intensely happy for that. Nothing wrong with a big dick (I support every and all dicks) but my gosh is it so overplayed as something that actually matters at all. ✌️❤️
@m4rk0m4rk0m4rk0
marko
7 months
what’s that picture that makes you say “damn my dick is fucking huge” ??
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
I'm 34 (35 soon), 5'8" (more officially below average!) and a Leo (though I do not subscribe to zodiac things). ♌
@Hardtimes20201
Rick E.
2 months
I'm 39, 6'4 and a Cancer ♋️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
*feral, unintelligible yelling* 🫠🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
How genuinely mesmerizing. 🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Anything you wear, including nothing, is cute. 🥰🥰🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
Fuck this looks good. 🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
5'8", which is APPARENTLY just below the national American average of 5'9". I'm officially short and WILL be reaping all the benefits of such. 🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
@clark__rogers We love a father who provides (box) for his children (cat 😺). ❤️❤️❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always sucking it in." ❤️🐻
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
I fucking love these noises and the faces. 🥰😈
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@stachional Two cuties. 🥰💪
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
12 days
"You look like brothers", "you and your father look so much alike", "you have to be related" - all hilarious and very common.
@grumpycubau
Grumpy, the real enemy.
12 days
“I hate when gay couples look identical” Dawg, you have face blindness.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@daddyrifflord Honestly, great performance. ❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Well, your legs are in the right position pigcub. 🥰🐻🐷
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
I am disastrously close to falling in love. 🫠🥺
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Haha, nah, that was me (I made him a bottom). 😅❤️
@woofs_bruiser
THE BOOFHEAD 🇭🇲
2 months
I made your dad a bottom
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
23 days
@lewinmodified Beautiful. 🫠🥵🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
@TigTheTiger_ "Let's fuck my ass off". 🥰
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
He's SO GOOD at touching them with his mouth, honestly. 🫠🥴
@TigTheTiger_
Tig 🐅🏋️✨🌈🍱🌮👾🎮
5 months
Apparently it’s foreskin day, since I tragically don’t have my own i’m gonna hafta touch some of y’alls today. With my mouth.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
It isn't controversial. It's just fucking stupid. 🥰🏳️‍🌈
@liamdelswift
liam
3 months
This might be horrifically controversial. But idk why they're actually allowed to this it makes the lgbtq community look like a hypersexualised group of freaks
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@BloopidyBlooop Good! More for me.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
@Squat_Gnat One day, I'm gonna put my tongue all over this *gestures to the everything*. 🤤🤤🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
13 days
If someone adds something negative to their post there's a greater chance of engagement and sometimes that's all these f*gs need. ❤️
@gay_pnw
Link’s Gay Awakening
15 days
Why can’t you f*ggots just post your little thirst traps when you want attention like the rest of us instead of keeping up with this “I’m soooo fat 😞” thing
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
@B34rd3ds41nt Post of the Day! 🥰🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
@wartortling It's very clear that you are baby. 🥰❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
I see two very good boys. 🥰😈
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
Yes please. 🙏🥺
@dtrombino
Fagatha Harkness
3 months
I’m not posting the mini reveal; you can just ask to see it regular sized if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
Gorgeous. I can't help feel this was WARM. 🥵🥵🥵
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
He's so fucking dreamy. 🥺🥺🥺
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
🤷‍♂️🥵🥵🥵
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
No. 🥰
@badboyceddy
ceddy 🪷
2 months
i really don’t care if your waist is a 30 or 40.. is your DICK BIG!?
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
*foams at the mouth with need* 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
I love a man who surprises me! ☀️☠️
@grumpycubau
Grumpy, the real enemy.
3 months
What if a guy asked you if you like outer space and you thought he wanted to do star gazing but he flung you into the sun
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
1 month
@lewinmodified The fun sounds like it feels so good. 🫠🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
❤️❤️❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
@TannerXCruz Beautiful. 🥵🤤
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
*rocks back and forth, my balls slapping my thighs - but there is no sound, no evidence of the slapping and I don't break eye contact throughout* 👀🍒
@BloopidyBlooop
Crusty Slit
4 months
Omg either show your balls or don’t show your balls I genuinely don’t care but please stop talking about your balls *muted*
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
Such a beefy good boy. 🥰🐶💪
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
He's so fucking cute is UNREAL.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
I'm sure I said it before but I will absolutely say it again. This is one of the most aesthetically pleasing penises I have ever seen in my entire life. 🥺❤️
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
4 months
*shakes with barely contained h-o-r-n-y*
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
Honestly, yes. I would show up, probably multiple times for left overs.
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
5 months
@cenlapup The good boy vibes radiating off of this clip have me feral. 🥵🥵🥵
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
3 months
When you look this good with a dick in your mouth? Yes, yes please post more videos. 🫠🫠🫠
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@StrannyyMalchik
Strannyy
2 months
@CxmFuPanda Beef and weenie. ❤️
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