Grumpy Cub (New and Improved) Profile
Grumpy Cub (New and Improved)

@CubGrumpy

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Nice new bear, very friendly.

Joined June 2024
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@CubGrumpy
Grumpy Cub (New and Improved)
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What if I held you and you sucked em? Then what huh?
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@CubGrumpy
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Sure the stache will tickle, but I reckon you’ll like it :)
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@CubGrumpy
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2 months
Hey champ, soap up my balls hey?
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@CubGrumpy
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I am looking at the most precious thing in the world (my friends)
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@CubGrumpy
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Haha said too much
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@CubGrumpy
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Good morning!
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@CubGrumpy
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Imagine if you woke up next to this. Sorry :(
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@CubGrumpy
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This isn’t a bear, that’s just a man THAT is a bear
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@CubGrumpy
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Can’t tell if I slept for 7 hours or 0 hours
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@CubGrumpy
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While you were asleep, I put all your emotions in alphabetical order
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@CubGrumpy
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Guys, I think there’s something wrong with this creatine 🥴
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@CubGrumpy
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trimmed, tidied
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@CubGrumpy
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I need a subby nerd with a praise kink and good hip mobility
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@CubGrumpy
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Could finally eat ass in the shower without getting waterboarded
@crybabybuick
꩜ ✰ schizotearZzZ ꩜ ✰
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What would u do here
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@CubGrumpy
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Home alone, got the cats transfixed by old songs
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@GingerBearBulk You sure about that?
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@CubGrumpy
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I like how my antibiotics have a picture of them fighting bacteria Hell yeah lil dudes, defend your king
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@CubGrumpy
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I love those tweets with a picture of a fat guy being like “idk why but he’s so attractive to me… a mystery” He’s a hot fat dude, hope this helps.
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@CubGrumpy
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Is it immoral to fabricate stories to make subs squirm? If so, I’m going to hell.
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@CubGrumpy
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“No but I’m doing it to dunk on th-“
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@meatyhenri Happy birthday big fella
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aahahaha holy shit didn’t meant to post that
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“Hey grumpy, how’s that new social media direction going?”
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@CubGrumpy
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I should call him
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@CubGrumpy
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I went here and everyone knew you :)
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@CubGrumpy
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The best thing about not drinking is instead of being hangover and anxious on Sunday, I’m just anxious. (This is actually better tbf)
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@CubGrumpy
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“What happened?” Made a new account
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@CubGrumpy
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Daddyland canceled after several of the Daddy attendees revealed to be twinks in stage makeup. Many such cases!
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@CubGrumpy
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As someone with ADHD I think it’s time for breakfast.
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@CubGrumpy
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Something good happened today, so I now know I am gods favourite.
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@CubGrumpy
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@grumpycubau Enough procrastination. Either you sit on me or you tidy up
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@CubGrumpy
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Remember that kid in high school who watched a little too much anime and did the anime voice and Naruto ran everywhere? That’s pretty much what too much drag race does to a mfer.
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@grumpycubau Attention seeking behaviour
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@CubGrumpy
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Good book for you to read
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@CubGrumpy
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People with lactose intolerance will just jump out of the shadows while you’re drinking milk to be like “I could never do that, nope, I’m lactose intolerant! I’ll shit myself!” Firstly why are you bragging about being intolerant?
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“Oops sorry that’s my gaping asshole”
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@CubGrumpy
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90s tv was next level
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@CubGrumpy
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What gay man is ever using this feature?
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@CubGrumpy
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The word “business” becomes much funnier when you consider it means “the thing that keeps me busy” It sure is dude!
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@CubGrumpy
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A toilet fit for a king (me)
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Guys, I think there’s something wrong with this creatine 🥴
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@CubGrumpy
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Yelling “let’s gooooo” for slightly too long and all the slime and gunge dudes get a boner
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I love when people are like “omg I love garlic. I put 12 cloves in every dish 👀” That’s cool man, I’ve never met anyone that cultured before
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@CubGrumpy
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It’s nice to have interests, but randomly doing shadow clone jutsu / sassy insults on strangers is just bad for the overall vibe.
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Anyway you all need to get into ginger.
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@grumpycubau That’s cos you’re fuckin dumb
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@CubGrumpy
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Every day is summer if you get the dosage right
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@CubGrumpy
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it’s sooo funny to me when all the gays post THIS house from Paris-town. like you’re not staying at this beautiful idyllic croissantside home, you’re staying in a baguette den 3 kilometres away where a tweaker died last summer. you may never see la plage.
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“Bro cmon watch house of the dragon, it’s good I swear” Get the behind me, Satan! Not falling for that trick again
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I have been trying to tell people this, but noooo I’m just a loony with a bunch of FLACs 🤪
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listening to a CD on a hi-fi and oh my god i’ve truly realised how diabolically bad spotify’s audio quality is
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@CubGrumpy
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Me posting bullshit: “hahah yes! This rocks” People talking to me irl about bullshit I post: “damn this sucks”
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Too many people follow me that I know IRL is my main feeling 😡😡😡
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It’s terrible that a consistent genre of post on here is “I saw some people having fun without me, and here’s why that’s bad” Consider getting a nice hobby
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Hell yeah let’s goooo
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The first trailer for Robert Eggers’ ‘NOSFERATU’ has been released. In theaters on December 25.
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@CubGrumpy
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same
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The 3 day old pizza in my fridge, to me
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When I walk into my ma’s teacup cabinet
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The three genders
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@grumpycubau This ain’t it chief
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“I have to bring three pairs of underwear to Baskin Robbins!” Bro you don’t have to try *every* flavour
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So for some reason, the cats love this, but the dog goes nuts for House of the Rising Sun
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@cub_lad Morning sunshine
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@stachional Statistically speaking, in a room with 23 birthday boys, there’s a 50% chance that two of them are kissing. Or something, I fell asleep in that class.
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Yeah it’s mean, but it’s also really boring.
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@CubGrumpy
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Another reason not to depend on streaming. If you own the media yourself, they can’t remove it or sanitise it.
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Dear Apple Music. I know you’re wholesome and all but the lyric “touch my man again and I’ll muck you up” really doesn’t ring true.
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@CubGrumpy
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Why? Love Linux, hate Tim Apple, simple as.
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@dontmind_xxx_ “Ummm give me however much you think is okay… Bitch”
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@grumpycubau @Beardynoise We’d both lose. Can’t we just get along? We’ve been through so much together. I don’t wanna throw that away over Friends spin-off Joey
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@grumpycubau Why is this flagged as sensitive
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“We need to talk about-“ [massive explosion sound] “My god, his head just exploded, I didn’t even know that was possible”
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@dontmind_xxx_ Nah shut up this is hot, keep posing
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@meat Generational trauma is like douching You’re not done til the water runs clear
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@dontmind_xxx_ You should use a password manager (it’s an app that stores passwords for you)
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@devwazhere Imagine if there was a superhero who generated electricity who she had to fight haha that would be funny
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@geolojosh_ 🙌🙌🙌
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@wartortling It’s just cos words are tricky
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@stachional No, that’s nice and society pilled
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@wartortling Nice shirt, is that your favourite show?
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@yaho_buddy Fortunately it’s nice n compact ;)
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@pwalm2 Shhh no talkin, just suckin
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@HeWasAGainerBoy I swear I have different scent genes, all I can smell in spring is bubblegum
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