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Crusty Slit

@BloopidyBlooop

11 months

Thankful for a lot today ☺️

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@BloopidyBlooop

5 months

Made out with someone earlier then went to pee and

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1 year

Tummy/tiddy Tuesday

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2 years

Last work week of the year! I’m going to need a massage once it’s over 🥴

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2 years

Eh, fuck it. I’ve always had crippling body image issues, which is why up until now, I’ve just shared the same types of selfies - because they’re the only way I thought I looked somewhat decent. I’d like to learn to be kinder to, and more comfortable with, myself 😌

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@BloopidyBlooop

8 months

My little baby bicep got a little pump this morning ☺️

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2 years

I’m not 100% that Twitter is going anywhere but if it does, thanks for making a bitch feel pretty 🧡. Here’s a pic from circles because fuck it.

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@BloopidyBlooop

3 months

Currently on the hunt for a new local gym buddy since bestie moved away and also I’m pretty proud of my progress lately 😊

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2 years

Messy post-shower hair and a pink shoulder from standing under scalding hot water. I was lost in thought pondering all the tattoos I want in there ☺️

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2 years

The trick is, if you’re anxious ALL the time, the Sunday Scaries can’t get you 😌

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2 years

Was feeling myself the other night idk

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Sorry to be that bitch again, but if anyone wants to be in circles for the *slightly* raunchier stuff, just like this or whatever.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Jesus died so I could be a little hoe on Twitter 😌

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2 years

Surely this week is finally over, yes? Right? I’ll just game and watch horror movies all day? No? Well fuck.

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@BloopidyBlooop

9 months

It’s my birthday so please send me your most cursed memes/videos. 😁

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@BloopidyBlooop

6 months

I want to be an obedient little sub but only on my terms and when it’s convenient for me

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

I mean to continue my bullshit in the New Year - sorry 😬 Now, who’s joining me for a cuddle??

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

It’s Tuesday, which means you are contractually obligated to come rub this belly. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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@BloopidyBlooop

6 months

Have a lovely Sunday night! Featuring me in my slutty new shorts.

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@BloopidyBlooop

1 year

Finally got to meet @Jonn_Patrick in-person yesterday after many gaming sessions, putting up with his many puns, and many messy chats. Already looking forward to the next time! 😭 If you didn’t think we were going to flex together, then you’re obviously not paying attention. 🤭

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Need a shave. Need a haircut. Lips disappeared. Just crawling out of bed.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Well babies, we’re done with work for the year! The next two weeks will be full of gaming, gyming, and being an absolute degenerate 😁

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Just relaxing a bit after shoveling. I really wanted the snow but forgot that shoveling came with it 🥶

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Ya boi officially has ADHD and anxiety and I’m fucking beaming. For the first time in 34 years, I have an answer for some of the shit that I’ve been struggling with AND an actionable plan for how to move forward. The diagnosis was just the first step, but a huge one for me 😄

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Happy Friday, all! I have NO plans for this weekend and I couldn’t be happier 🥰

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@BloopidyBlooop

1 year

BELLY TUESDAY FOR TUESDAY HERE’S TUMMY

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2 months

Butt and bicep

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2 years

This hotel is a little rough and has clearly not been updated since the 70’s and the carpet looks as though it AT ONE POINT had color in it but that’s just a memory now.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

What is it about a good workout that makes you want to throw someone across the room but like in a cute flirty way?

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@BloopidyBlooop

1 year

Feeling very good after a killer workout and now I want to nap but I CAN’T because I have RESPONSIBILITIES, which is GARBAGE.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Dinosaurs and books are cool and I too like to think of myself as a Clever Girl™️

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1 year

My morning in a nutshell

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1 year

I don’t really get the appeal of pits myself but I also don’t judge 😊

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@BloopidyBlooop

1 year

The new shower works like a shower. I am both moist and pleased.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 months

It was back and biceps day ☺️

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1 year

Mornin’

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@BloopidyBlooop

11 months

Dinner looks from last night, featuring hotel mirror lighting that made my eyes look devoid of any humanity - even the slightest hint.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Join me on the couch tonight for horror movies, vaping, and Steam Deck gaming! I’m cute and a little high ☺️

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Who’s getting on this couch with me to play video games next to each other and watch Nope in the background?

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@BloopidyBlooop

1 year

My belly ain’t much, but it enjoys to be full of bread and rubbed so please either rub it or send me some toast.

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

Ryan and I have been married for 6 years, which is like so quirky 🤪 Happy anniversary, Boo 😘

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@BloopidyBlooop

7 months

Going to my first bear night thing at a bar tonight and using it as an opportunity to wear the new harness 😁

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@BloopidyBlooop

9 months

Haircut - I feel like a person again

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

YOU’RE tired and messy. YOU are.

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@BloopidyBlooop

6 months

As someone who’s attracted to all body types, it’s wild to think people can look at me at immediately think, “he’s too fat” or “he’s not fat enough.” 😅

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@BloopidyBlooop

2 years

‘Tis my day of balloons and I am tired but happy. Send me your absolute worst jokes and puns 🧡

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