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@SortaGayItalian

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Sorta Gay but you know not THAT gay.... Sorta Italian but you know not THAT Italian I actively hate kid touchers.

My bed, with my dog
Joined November 2013
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Welp I’ve wanted to do this for a while, here’s a thread that’s gonna be pinned. I’ll be posting song lyrics that I find a lot of meaning in. No particular order or timing, just as I hear them: :)
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Water park day! Splash Splash😌 dragging my mother on water slides
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@JJohnsonLaw @1984truefiction @X @lindayaX “They aren’t the govt” yeh but why does that mean they can’t? Free speech is protected by the government, it doesn’t protect what you tweet but it does allow X to allow whatever they want as it’s their own discretion under free speech. Fascism literally begins with censoring so
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A million people tweeting “why is Nate Higgers Trending?” Not realizing that they are actually the reason it’s still trending😂
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@shivaye01 @TheFigen_ If you have that if you have that much money why do you live there….
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@CilComLFC @heartereum @hanksharding If your getting fucked that much by 16 then there’s much bigger issues.
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@Targ_Nation I loved Margery to much for this scene😭😭😭
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@tavo_rrach0 @orbitlia “How to delete someone else’s tweet
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@JoshuaDone @PicturesFoIder Nah I just don’t think she realizes that he takes it way too seriously…. He acts as if he can’t try his or again in 10 mins. Like it’s repeatable but finding someone to spend your life with isn’t
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@ferllenaf @PicturesFoIder That’s not how it works it’s a scam in a lot of courntries. They give you a free necklace or brecelet and then they suddenly make you pay for it and threaten to call the cops to scare you. They’re scammers not sellers there’s a difference.
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@cal_gif I want to personally thank you for using this meme in literally the most perfect way possible. I will save this and share it around😂
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@MarkCBott @JoshyBeSloshy Not by some 17yo who hasn’t washed their hands and isn’t wearing gloves and has been handling money
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@beyoncegarden Attractive? Yes! As attractive and unique as yall made him out to be over a makeup video? No lol I can see 10 of him a day on the street.
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@MrsZanga @PicturesFoIder I get it for some shit right, like the cheese holder is real nice, the drinks in the fridge is nice…. But pre pouring drinks is excessive….Just pour them when you need them? Why make so much extra work and waste. Idk I think there’s a line between satisfaction and obsession.
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@luffyKunt @No_Bullstuff @DeniseDiGregor2 @hunterreis Don’t laugh too much, don’t wanna dry your throat out before they ration more water to you all
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@RubinReport Rumble offered Joe Rogan 100 mil?? That’s the huge story?? Rumble has no following and Joe can’t just cut his contract with Spotify who just defended him. This is nothing lol
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Took this the other dayyyy💕💕
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@julesadit Lmao idk what Grindr you’re on but I can’t even find real men on mine
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Post a selfie from your gallery, but make it B&W
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@CHRISKINGDAMAGE @T_morgan61 @lporiginalg Yes because a 15 year old girl running from the passenger seat looks like the kidnapper🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@khiaton @Dayyvidd_ It’s called family cuckold, they have a few of them just search em…. Incognito
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Gay guys with 80+ body counts don’t see the issue😭😭
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@ianmakesfilms @PopCrave That is actually exactly how he got where it is…
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@noj_rrad @GavinNewsom Wait till she finds out 40% of the recall is dem voters
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@leahkitties @ChitaliAadhara Who else lives with you cuz I think they owe you 250….
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@derrickgott007 @weirddalle I’ll be honest as a server, no one cares what receipt you give back we just take whichever is signed it doesn’t matter what copy gets taken
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While I appreciate everyone of the likes and new followers! I don’t really plan on changing my tweets or filtering myself. No hard feelings to whoever leaves lol Enjoy this picture of my pretty girl shadow!
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@topmenatejacobs Finding the link
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I want him so bad ngl😭
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The US Army.. Thoughts ? 😂😂
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@XimeShootz @FearedBuck Yeh it’s not the Kegels babe, it’s the tubes fully of juice😭
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@Brittonnorth @Ruben_atc @NoahaGrice @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Adrenaline from what?? Scared he might get Mac Sauce on him???
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Happy Friday everyone 🥰
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@omghisgloup @gardnofweedn Why is that bad😭😭 someone being stupid and joking is a bad thing now omg no wonder gays and women been staying single so much😭😭
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@royal_bobby24 @insultsrare It’s a joke because it’s clearly photoshopped😭😭😭delete this homie
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@kaderloop @LoLPL Ah oh no...riot made an op ability actually clear and understandable to other players... whatever will we do. If your trunk plays rely on using game mechanics that confuse others...then maybe you shouldn’t play him
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Why aren’t you on your knees yet?
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@alipalliB @DutchyPatrick lol, yall will take this conspiracy to the bank with 0 proof, but ignore physical evidence that the Biden’s have a crime family set up to take in bribes while he was VP…. Like all those emails and texts and connections in that laptop and nothing from you guys… sad and biased
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Why not post em all, cant seem to get the dominant mysterious look tonight😂I got sad boii, confused, annoyed, and deeper sad boii
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@0Archaeopteryx @men_are_human @lovlydyke If the rapes are never reported how do they know how many there are…
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@PASS2MELO @FHaven888 The gf currently held in jail on a 250k$ bond😂😂 man do you always support the losing side
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@DxSurprise @KoolMonkey2 @thlshgs @subie_swish @chaoticteaart @ShehaniR @iproposethis @chloerhause @eerrriiicaa The mans only like 12, we’ll give him a pass for this one. But I’d delete the tweet or they’ll find this shit 10 years later and crucify you for it
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@teabun13 @TimSoIo @luffyKunt @No_Bullstuff @DeniseDiGregor2 @hunterreis They just keep lining up....and I’m the only one with a gun🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️cuz those aren’t allowed there either
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Okay I’ll stop quote tweeting my own tweet😂 But I need to shout out someone who is amazing and a few months back did a gorgeous drawing of this photo. I couldn’t say it publicly back then, but i want to now. Credit to @workhardnaphard The absolute god tier artist❤️❤️
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@Targ_Nation My only issue with Cersei being the way she was. Was that she literally had no reason to be feared or listened too she just had so much political plot armor it was unreal
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@DigitzM @Corpse_Husband Jesus I wasn’t a fan of it either but you don’t gotta be a cunt about it.🤦🏻‍♂️man worked hard on something and released it to the world. Be happy for him, don’t shit on him
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@WatcherCanada @JJohnsonLaw @1984truefiction @X @lindayaX This is wild to say while your reply was hidden behind “probable spam” and my comment is the only one getting likes here lmao. Ratioed and you’re still a Nazi crazy.
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1100 new followers in 21 hours…. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅my mind is blown Hi everyone!
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@KnobSlobberz @GoinCrazyFights Stop getting high and or maybe stop getting high and walking with your kids through public so badly that an 8yo knows what being high is
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@OhWowAspider @Ghyan0 @PicturesFoIder Honey that’s assault…. That 5ft tall white boy was not a threat or anything… the definition of assault and battery
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@KcHolz @i_draw_vaginas @alyssa_schoener I mean I don’t think it’s chill to roast someone else... but I think generally we all agree the man has a crooked smile and a 5 head... don’t know why you gotta drag someone else for their Twitter profile😂
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@GChapman00 @anpaure My friend just got a job in the CS field too…the biggest issue is some of these CS nerds think they’re so casual and cool but they really awkward and don’t really nail the interviews like they think they do lmao
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Lowkey comfy
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@bladeeelover @TaisonND @SomaKazima @urboy_tommy You tap the glass and the fall over like dominoes creating cool mixed drinks. It’s extremely common and this reaction was just stupid asf lmao
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@COdnicole68 @x_socrates1 @Morbidful She was alive and inside with a gun when police arrived. They tried to get her out but she shot herself.
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@Ghyan0 @PicturesFoIder Not to mention, that is assualt and battery because he’s a trained security guard. Sooooo jail and lawsuit and then he’ll be able to afford any other club he wants
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@anneau_yuri @Flirtcheap @eggwalkingdog @sgodofsk No because the displace air is moving the turbine, the air is getting displaced regardless. So it gets a tiny tiny bit harder for the car, but the turbine feels all of the air displaced, not just the tiny increase.
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@Targ_Nation Yeh but to us she’s queen, to them in the show, she’s a foreign invading Targaryen lol who’s father went mad. So from their pov they didn’t turn quick, but as the viewer we love both, they just don’t know each other lol
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Toasted at the water park, feel like I’m baking in this heat😭
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@brutalfightz That baby isn’t even close to a new born. That’s a big ass baby. This is a crazy women not PPD. You don’t get PPD when you’re baby’s a year old already
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@RobinSisouk @WhiteHouse @PTXofficial 1) this is propaganda 2) they are fading into irrelevance and need the publicity 3) they got paid to do this 4) this has convinced not a single person
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@sysy_eth @SirajAHashmi At least we know where this ones menstrual cycle is if she ever joins the WNNBA
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@offsetmistress @westerosies No way the books are being finished tbh
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@CHRISKINGDAMAGE @T_morgan61 @lporiginalg Honey I did a face reveal and gained 1500 followers in 24 hours and 360k views😭😭 you ain’t breaking my self confidence for a few months. Anyways back to the topic at hand, how’s that boot shine taste?
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@Grand_handsomer @CallMeK1123 @ValhallaMachine And I’m not gen X? I take it your a millennial then? So I’m wondering we’re you only expecting one specific generation to be allowed to reply here😂
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@Mikehalllv @RestrictedVids Yeh people act like no one’s ever just used the wrong bathroom on accident lol, especially empty public ones in the middle of no where 😂😂 not everyone’s out to get kids, just a lot of them
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I hate breakups.... both mine, my friends, everyone’s. They’re so hard to console and you just wanna help people so bad. No one deserves that type of pain
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@morty_evil36725 @JhonnyWhite69 @jayydenfr Yeh hickeys are broken vessels they bruise and get darker, only burns stay light like that or a rash
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@Bryan_Media @GabinqGD @12amMeatWagon @BoydinNL @RyanShead I love how you all just move and move the goal posts…first he was a failure, but then it didn’t matter cuz he was broke, but then it’s flexing someone else’s money, but now it’s campaign donations. 4 replies and yall moved the goal posts 4 times😂
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@apextek @theFU7URE1 @crazyclipsonly It’s not a legal turn tho… he drove through double yellow lines in a 2 lane road…
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@DaUntouched1 @BestFightClip You’re kids will be bullied good to know, and when you ask them why they’ll be like “daddy would’ve gotten his ass kicked too”
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@champagnesbrain @PicturesFoIder No I think she tried to squeeze by as he came down and felt bad for hitting his weight. Tbh it doesn’t seem malicious at all
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@Azuli_Lazolilo @TheSDPadresFan @crazyclips_ And ignore the little girls hand…. Like he meant that shit on purpose 100%
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@Reactivated_Usr @NoContextHumans You forget that he paid for the goods, so they are technically +70-70 It’s the same as if he stole 30$ and the goods, instead of 100$ and then paid for them
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@feelst0astman @FadeHubb Car B is already moving and not turning. Not even in Germany would that be correct unless their is a stop sign.
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@Jesse6062380552 @nocapfelix @PicturesFoIder They brought her behind the counter to fire her…. Soooo at some point she was already there. Also theft is illegal and you look like the clown in your pfp🤡🤡
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@eohusby @sysproc @benshapiro I mean they brought a religious celebrity on for an opinion piece... CNN brought a 16 year old as a “Scientific expert” for a global pandemic...,, I just don’t feel like those are even close😂😂
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@Yolkswagon @PicturesFoIder It’s an egg dude, it was adorable. Americas funniest home videos existed for ages before tik tok so no
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@JoshuaDone @PicturesFoIder Ah I thought you were saying she did it on person outta some evil malicious intent😂
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2k views and 70 like…. Happy Fridays into sad shadow banned Saturdays😭
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Happy Friday everyone 🥰
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@Carlisl34844880 @Esidelina1 @MrBeastYT @elonmusk Lmao literally she just gets on Twitter to do random money giveaways, it’s sad tbh
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@_ReaalAmerican_ @NikkiHaley The irony is that you can find dozens of videos of the WHO and Democrats criticizing his first actions in January, yet still state that it was him that delayed action....
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@BresockCalculus Safety is of the utmost impawtance! (This is such a bad pun😂)
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@T_morgan61 @lporiginalg “I removed my sex organs and now I don’t want to have sex”😭😭😭 No sympathy. Just like the Jab people. We told you all over and over.
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So y’all think @illtalianguy and @GayToad2 are dating yet??? Cuz you know, I ain’t ever seen two cute friends that weren’t secretly dating😂😂
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@Muhamma31219445 @Breaking911 Don’t put your rockets on hospitals and next to schools then.....
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@masro3421 @apextek @theFU7URE1 @crazyclipsonly He was sitting in oncoming traffic, while she drove straight. That’s 100% his fault. He broke about 5 laws in 10 seconds. She hit him going straight in moving traffic, just because he got in front before they hit doesn’t mean shit.
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Woooo just got an email saying my final payment for my student loans has gone through and I have officially paid them off!!! Proud of myselfff
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@bronisabeast @DramaAlert It was in a New York Times article you clown. She’s just been shedding light on the allegations😂 not her fault she got invited to what she thought was a real video and then got scammed out of it
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@PicturesFoIder She can literally send this to the police and have him ticketed lol, why she posting to insta
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What a horrible husband I guess I’ll have to take him off your hands
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She’s so ungrateful
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@gregbisant12 @MarySmithson18 @Renzoo_17 @smoke_nd_pearlz The wording is wrong but if you check in at 12pm and checkout at 3pm it’s 27 hours. They did their math right but then wrote the tweet wrong
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@skoghund @tyleroakley “Michigan boys know how to party” Idk why I’ve remembered the title but you type that in and it will come up. ❤️
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