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it's an anxiety thing charlie, everybody's movin' fast all of a sudden it freaks me out, flushing things gives me control

in the pit
Joined June 2012
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
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@omghisgloup ... this would work on me unfortunately
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m*laina
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@ayadotnet there's literally a sushi pizza place on my street that i swear is a drug front i need to start doing this for pittsburgh
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
2 months
they laughed while harvesting my blood
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m*laina
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they keep stealing my blood
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@gardnofweedn
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3 months
album of the century... civilizations will crumble... the earth's water will begin to rise over mountain tops..
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윈터얼트
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AESPA ARMAGEDDON SOUNDS SO INSANE WTFF
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m*laina
2 months
perfect pitch by a perfect princess put her in the league
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karina pics
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KARINA’S FIRST PITCH
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alive (barely) btw
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
2 months
connecticut is such a cursed state full of alcoholics and pillheads that speed 100mph WE ALMOST LOST GORDON BECAUSE OF YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@GordonRamsay
Gordon Ramsay
2 months
An important #FathersDay message from me…WEAR A HELMET ! This week I had a bad accident while riding my bike in CT. I'm doing ok and I’m thankful for all the doctors, nurses and staff at @LMHospital who looked after me but most thankful for my helmet that saved my life. Be Safe
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m*laina
3 months
it's yerb o'clock btw
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m*laina
3 months
i know how to joint too i'm my dads best employee
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m*laina
3 months
construction men trying to talk me up because i'm wearing my dad's company hat... bro shouldn't you be asking me what the best mortar to sand ratio is??? i am your colleague
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
3 months
happy memorial day stream aespa's armageddon
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m*laina
3 months
who else loves #walking
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m*laina
2 months
made another disgusting meal (mala spiced lamb chops with homemade falafel and curry)
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2 months
grand risings pharaoh
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m*laina
3 months
getting my diagnosis
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m*laina
2 months
day one internship trying to contain my excitement very clearly
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m*laina
6 months
just made cinnamon rolls
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m*laina
2 months
i think he should be analyzed by a specialist
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m*laina
2 months
neighbor is listening to torture porn early today happy sunday
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m*laina
1 month
tfw the free food was awful and you had to saw through your chicken breast like it's a 2x4
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m*laina
1 year
@ayadotnet .. have you watched takingmylifeback42
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m*laina
1 year
On leg up.. leading with the crotch.. this bitch is MUNCHING carpet
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
2 months
they're talking about me btw
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m*laina
2 months
praise be
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m*laina
2 months
empanada man made this pernil empanada special for me today amen
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5 months
GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE PAPER ALREADY!!!!
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this has to be a rich business man in dubai funding her
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4 months
@evadentz best kpop ballad i've heard in a very long time
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3 months
mashallah they just phlebotomized my arms off
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3 months
cut the cake as average white band would say (terrible cross section reveal)
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m*laina
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she's lying..... i know because im an italian woman and im addicted to lying to get people on my side
@stillgray
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Italy’s Angela Carini: “I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” She was forced to fight a man at the Olympics.
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2 months
very mid day nothing to celebrate
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2 months
i'm being cooked alive
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m*laina
2 months
internship day yayyyy
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5 months
let's seize the day i guess
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m*laina
15 days
listening to celine dion and crying take this woman's pain away please god
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9 years
What A Time To Be A Hoe
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m*laina
3 months
girl call someone???
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m*laina
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i'm sick of bitches flexing a wet pussy.. yeah ok your pussy is functional but do you have pelvic floor control??? there's levels to this
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m*laina
2 months
first day smashed baby that's how we do it
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@AFpost
AF Post
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Harris edging Trump in polls since Biden dropped out. Follow: @AFpost
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2 months
SECOND DAY DEMOLISHED LETS GOOO
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m*laina
6 months
pasta maiden.. like a bar maiden except i refill your bowl your bowl with gnocchi
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3 months
going to make a pizza
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3 months
official bisexual flying home attire
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m*laina
4 months
predator ass eyes the polish started seeping out of him the moment he saw big naturals
@JeremyFragrance
Jeremy Fragrance
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Her Givenchy Fragrance #jeremyfragrance
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hi jennie i to have arrived at the airport would you like to meet up
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@jenniesrenes
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jennie arrival at gmp airport!
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
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if they don't have those little whipped cream strawberry sandwiches i'm starting a nuclear war
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7-Eleven is bringing their Japanese food menu to the US
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m*laina
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my professor called us in for an emergency meeting the final day campus is open it's fuck all restorative agriculture and sustainable systems
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m*laina
4 months
last day of my sentence- i mean semester
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@gardnofweedn
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4 months
dough done
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m*laina
4 months
going to make apizza in celebration of my new lease on life
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m*laina
4 months
who fw girls who skip every lecture up until the last class of the semester (me)
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
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IM SO PROUD OF HOW I LOOK RN GUYS IM DOWN TO 118!!! I FEEL GREAT
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m*laina
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it's called being italian american
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Mittens
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This family weirds me out. Something isn’t right.
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lost 40 followers because I haven't posted tits FUCK YOU IM DEPRESSED
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@ElectionLegal
Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi
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Your last selfie is who you are on the outside and your last meme is who you are on the inside
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
3 months
scratch that i made a gourmet protein waffle trifle cheers happy mother's day
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m*laina
3 months
eating my love crunch granola w/ greek yogurt.. im fufilling the white woman prophecy they wrote about in the scriptures
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
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i don't want to see a single bitch saying they have big naturals unless they're over a DDD. put them on the table and stop appropriating my culture.
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
4 months
i wield so much power
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m*laina
4 months
i love whenever i get a chance to use my cleaver it makes me feel like im in sweeney todd
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m*laina
3 months
work meeting in five minutes do you think i should change
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m*laina
9 months
@umm_gian toilet time they potty train celebrities
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m*laina
3 months
who fw bitches with a pirate based lifestyle
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3 months
dinner came out terrible. nothing to smile about.
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
1 year
@DAVIDPLEASESTOP NOOOOOOOOO MY OTP.. love is dead
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m*laina
1 month
she's greasy but tastes amazing (much like me)
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making afuckingpizza
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m*laina
3 months
this is exactly why i have high blood pressure
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m*laina
3 months
love that so many white woman fight their caucus genes by overly tanning and bronzing bc when i step outside im the only pale bitch out here.. attention is automatically on me bc im #different and authentic
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very passionate about this issue
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4 months
dough posting: grand risings pharaoh
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@gardnofweedn
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3 months
cooking up some dicks tonight
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
2 months
if you don't put chips on your sandwich you're not fat enough
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casually asking gyno if sleep orgasms are normal and being left on read..... typical male.
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1 month
made gnocchi from scratch with leftover potatoes... she'll never be me, anon
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
9 years
someone just find pouya somebody to love
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m*laina
5 months
did very well btw
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m*laina
5 months
time to present my interview project on 4th generation yonsei japanese americans
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m*laina
2 months
my neighbor has been playing the same loop for 20 minutes screaming THATS IT. THATS FUCKING IT DUDE
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m*laina
5 months
hiding in bathroom time
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
4 months
cake came out nice
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m*laina
4 months
it's so sunny my yoni power has been released life is so peaceful i think im going to make a cake
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@gardnofweedn
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people are way too nice if a stranger puts their hands on me it's melee combat
@KameronBennett
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Oh she’s a angry Karen 😂😂
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why do i have 1k followers... i don't deserve this but thank you i love you all
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
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the dr messaging me back that my blood pressure is too high because i'm overweight:
@kissmeriver
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got called petite today 😋
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3 months
me, half awake minding my own business: my nonna: oh thank god you put makeup on you look so much better
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m*laina
9 months
your unofficial skimsfluencer here to say the dress is mommy milker tested and approved.. this thing has hold folks
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9 months
did not have class + my presentation is done 3 days early .. now we celebrate with a Yerba
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3 months
Words of Wisdom: whatever you want to be, just get a tee shirt
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this album is the worst thing to ever happen to humanity
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@gardnofweedn
m*laina
3 months
squat time i hope i tear every muscle in my body i deserve nothing except excruciating self inflicted misery
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m*laina
3 months
love starting my morning by mixing all of my workout powders in one shaker and seeing if i go to the hospital
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m*laina
9 months
@megantheevalium visit Springfield MA…. Cookie Monster pajama pants as far as the eye can see
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m*laina
9 months
Honestly this could be a very beautiful experience..
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m*laina
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me when my dad would force me to do manual labor with him on the weekends after his workers called out
@MILO9876543
마일로
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왜ㅠ내가 일따위를해야되는거지 난 집에서 뿌링클 뜯으면서 슬라임 asmr이나 봐야하는데ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
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6 months
prolific things are about to happen (squat time)
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m*laina
10 months
oh no….
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10 months
Trust men or be autistic with big naturals
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m*laina
23 days
I GOT APPROVED GOD REALLY DOES LOVE ME
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m*laina
28 days
hardwood floors backyard patio and porch inshallah please let me have this
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m*laina
11 months
Sophie Anderson's ex made his onlyfans 50% off THREE DAYS before he's the only person reporting she's dead... should I start a fight with a British pornstar at 10am
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@gardnofweedn
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@chromatixcxa @caseykfrey Wow king thanks picking me up in your 767 last weekend, had a blast 🤪 that 10 million dollar loan you gave me really helped me out 💖
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@gardnofweedn
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GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!
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m*laina
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my stupid mail order bride from tyva just arrived
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should have stayed chubby.
@hasanthehun
hasanabi
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i was abt to turn 30 on july 2021, gained alot of fat & lost all my muscle mass during covid. i was 285lbs & depressed. took me 3years of being active, training 4 days a week & dieting but im healthier and happier than ever now as i turn 33. still have a long way to go!!
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