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@theFU7URE1
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@crazyclipsonly Surely it’s the camera guys car is at fault? Didn’t have right of way and barged into the ladies car.
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@1000waystod1e That punch turned him into a giraffe
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@NoContextHumans Love the lady behind, giving the universal Look when you see someone doing a tik tok dance in public.
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@crazyclipsonly Waiting for that ladder must’ve seemed like forever
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextHumans Old greedy guts in the grey hoodie is more excited than the kids.
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@NoContextHumans Does the boat have a propeller?
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Reminds me of this lot on Halloween 🎃
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@AMAZlNGNATURE As soon as he got the scent he was the happiest dog in the world
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@cctvidiots I wonder if he managed to order anything with his face?
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextBrits No wank for old men
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@NoContextBrits No time to Pie
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@theFU7URE1
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@ClownWorld_ Please go and find out for yourself and report back asap. Thanks
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextBrits Last time he paid a gas bill his haircut was in fashion
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@FAFO_TV That noise he made, was the noise of ‘ I’ll maybe see you in the next life’
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@theFU7URE1
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@cctvidiots That’s enough chainsaw for today 👀
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@theFU7URE1
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@iamyesyouareno When you fight like a Man and your wig turns into a beard
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 He’s in training for Christmas
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@FadeHubb Third leg day, this week
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@NoContextBrits The school causing a bit of argy bhaji.
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextBrits Calpol. A well known gateway drug.
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@theFU7URE1
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@SoVeryBritish Pair of thermal gloves for the old boy at work who only had one hand
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextBrits A guy who always asks for a spare pound in a town near me, know as ‘billy the quid’
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@theFU7URE1
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@_Savage__boi Dam. I’ve never seen an injury like that before.
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@NoContextBrits And he could’ve spent that money on cigarettes and alcohol
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@HumansNoContext How deep is your toilet
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@NoContextBrits Grilled by a 6 year old 😂😂
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@NoContextBrits That should be called a boil not a roast.
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@NoContextBrits 3 and hopefully get all that excess ham in the same bite.
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextHumans Ask my wife 2500 questions about what’s happening in the movie we’re both watching together.
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@NoContextHumans Smart lady. She saw that coming a mile off!
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 They also found a mumheehee
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@NoContextBrits If he shouted ‘Tallyhoooooo’ as he fell off, the video would’ve been 10x better
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@theFU7URE1
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@LozzaFox Have the @metpoliceuk actually lost the plot?? The uk is a very odd place at the moment.
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@NoContextBrits It’s not the uk, there’s not a sofa or dumped mattress in sight
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@NoContextHumans No wank for old men
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@Sleempapi2 @Morbidful That’s a very selfish and self centred comment to make. You don’t know what someone is going through. Who are you to judge anyone?
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@crazyclipsonly ‘That’s what I told you’ Little girl saw this coming. Bless her
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Looks like mr giraffe and mrs zebra got a bit wild at a party once upon a time.
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@NoContextHumans There is only two to choose from, these legends…..
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@NoContextBrits Victoria nearly wore a smile for once.
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@SoVeryBritish Oooooh friend
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@NoContextBrits It looks like that fish got deep fried mid sit-up.
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@HumansNoContext Schumacher the legend.
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@NoContextBrits Please stop Karening, Karen.
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@NoContextBrits Ha ha that’ll be Karma joining the chat
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@crazyclipsonly Do all truck drivers just pull out like he did?
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@NoContextBrits Triggers broom
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@FAFO_TV I bet the finger came off
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@NoContextBrits Wetherspoons toilet up there?
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@1000waystod1e I heard she survived that
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@FAFO_TV That was and wasn’t a bullseye at the same time 🎯
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@NoContextBrits Who’ll be first of the gang to die?
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@theFU7URE1
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@NoContextBrits A guy know as Mickey 2 teeth. He’s got summer teeth. Some are there some are not
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@NoContextBrits Did he need a blood doner?
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@NoContextBrits Is that Brian May stealing my Pringles?
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@NoContextBrits The kids would be up for sale too!
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@1000waystod1e That’s got to be the cyclist fault surely?
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@NoContextBrits They’ll soon be rattling around in my washing machine
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@OTerrifying Oh wow. That white car is on its way to the land of Oz
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@MoreCrazyClips @crazyclipsonly She definitely broke a rack of ribs doing that.
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@NoContextBrits To me, to you
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@NoContextBrits Flexing like a kingsman
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@fesshole Was the nest ginger?
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@NoContextBrits Call yoko Ono to sing at them. They’ll soon move on.
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@NoContextBrits I’m liking the sausage dam to hold the beans in place
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@FAFO_TV Glad he was ok and managed to play the trombone he found at the end.
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@NoContextBrits Now that is a satisfying watch.
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@rickygervais Ouch. Gored straight in the ring, in the ring.
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@HumansNoContext This, along with a little Smile is how I say hello passing my neighbours that I don’t really know in the street.
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@DVATW @metpoliceuk who really runs you? This is a joke
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@1000waystod1e Execution 8/10 Landing 7/10 Broken legs 2/2
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@fesshole Savage, but fair.
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@HumansNoContext He’s been watching too much Pingu
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@NoContextBrits My own pants when Christmas is just around the corner.
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@JustStop_Oil @Liquidream Did she get more time because she did this to the Van Gogh painting too?
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@CadburyUK @CadburyUK bring these back
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@crazyclipsonly An angry leaf doing gymnastics?
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@NoContextBrits Can’t park there mate…..I told you so!
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@NoContextBrits Your prostate
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@NoContextBrits Imagine walking down those stairs after a few pints, let alone sober
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@1000waystod1e He Didn’t train his animals very well.
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@ladbible Changed to what… Nerf gun nobhead?
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@NoContextHumans The clever boss was thinking ‘if the handle gets stuck she can serve and mop the floor at the same time for the same wages.
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@crazyclipsonly He was so scared he turned the camera away during the best bit.
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@crazyclips_ The cat at the end 🤣
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@CallofDuty Why are the credits at the end of the campaign, longer than the actual campaign itself? Poor effort guys
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@RabbiShmuley Isn’t she in the film hocus pocus?
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@Anc_Aesthetics The player who kicked, knew he did wrong. Look at his body language as he sees what he’s done and then skates away from the injured player.
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@FAFO_TV Did it hurt? Who nose
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@FAFO_TV If I’m hurting watching that He’s defo hurting under that outfit.
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@1000waystod1e Looks like he broke too late. Surely he saw the white car crashing across the lanes of traffic?
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@FAFO_TV Was all that screaming really necessary?
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@CasiMueren I bet he won’t that again
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@crazyclipsonly I think ill pass on going to the next annual air show in that town👀
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