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Big Zoom Root Wiener Energy

@SocietalCanary

1 year

This is the first time I've seen somebody get owned so badly that they begin to deny the notion of objective reality.

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@The_Law_Boy When I was 11 I asked my dad why he couldn't get a 2nd job so we could live as nicely as my rich friends. I could punch 11 year old me in the gut.

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@Pikacheems @siIIymonkey Reminds me a bit of this banger.

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@lachancenaomi27 And TERFs try to tell us that they would never resort to mandatory genital inspections.

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@evren__7 Huffing my crusty wank sock to own the libs.

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@jamhasthoughts @theyrenate "It's actually Daddy Scums Lut. It's a book thing, you wouldn't get it."

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@fuckyouiquit @Adreus__ Also, when I stopped being angsty and depressed, it became like a million percent easier to find a girlfriend. Mental healthcare for all.

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@AllieRedux @JoshRaby

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@GirlArchaeo @pookleblinky @_danilo Unfortunately, that's not correct. Boomers had 7x the wealth Millennials do when they were our age.

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@coolp1np @bad_takes If Paimon really was "one of the most powerful demons in hell", pretty sure I would have heard of them before now.

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@fuckyouiquit @Adreus__ I was literally like this when I was an angsty, lonely, and depressed teenager. Luckily my family's insurance covered therapy and antidepressants, and I started hanging out with my cousin who was a good feminist role model for me.

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@sug_knight I can't believe Brie Larson is dating Ted Cruz?!

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@zei_squirrel SMBC nailed this in 2014 lol

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@theschwasound @CatoInstitute I hate it when the fuel pump fails on the train and your ticket price goes up by $1000.

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@Konarrr @kenklippenstein Stand on a chair, jump off, and land on the floor ass first and see what happens lol.

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@AaronBurrSir7 @mollytaft Lol look at the shit I got after posting a single gif on his TL

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@CommunistPeter I don't know if it's intentional, but the way the speech bubbles are drawn it looks like ol' Donny himself is saying "Yes, Donald!" in the middle of sex, which is the most hilariously on-brand shit ever.

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@GangloSaxon @TokyoDilf @Yo_ImNate

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@BFoster0829 @iamchanteezy Do you think people get sick because they're irresponsible?

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@FungeonMaster1 @romyilano @AthertonKD A crown of cauliflower costs as much as like 4 bags of doritos, and yet some people wonder why poor people pick the doritos.

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@MadAboutPaper @MightyJohanitor @joshuagoodfield @GeoffRuss3 I'm going to send the link to this restaurant to all your employees.

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@HighlyRetired @RamonVillalobos @ArgentoCee Oops

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@ExileGrimm "We have evidence of UN involvement in 10/7, but we're going to keep it a secret for some reason, certainly not in case we need to use it to retaliate against the UN for accusing us of war crimes."

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@KyleTrainEmoji Imagine thinking you "own" a hemisphere.

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@explohd @fuckthefocus @corysnearowski

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@lingosteve @Vanessa_ABee You know that 60-70% of American workers hate their jobs, right? Seems to me that the more likely explanation is that most jobs are just bad, not that people intentionally take jobs they know they'll hate because they're gluttons for punishment.

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@MeganShmegan @veryanya Antibiotics can't differentiate good bacteria from bad bacteria, they kill them both. That's why you get the shits when you're on antibiotics, it kills all the good bacteria in your intestines.

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@SethAMandel @bethanyshondark @kenklippenstein

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@joshsaintjacque @ScottBerrevoets It's never guaranteed. It's realistically possible for you to never get your food, it's how the system is supposed to work. But they're SUPPOSED to refund you if that happens.

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@onegoodsam Pairs well with a hotdog air-fried for 2 hours.

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@ASTARIONN @realonlineboy Real MEMRI quality meme potential.

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@Okapi2DX @HotSpot70675376 @LeviSnoot That was the legitimate pitch point for integrating NFTs into gaming. "Own exclusive features of a game like weapons and powerups that nobody else will have because you OWN them. This will make people want to play with you probably."

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@EpicFai41 @Tam_Khan Lol when you see a husband and wife kiss in a movie, do you get mad that their heterosexuality is being shoved in your face? Or do you only get mad when certain sexualities are shown?

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@775AC Lol who is Ron and why are his tips so good?

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@softwarmpillow Lol I like that guy who was on a "gotcha" show or whatever and he was asked on camera if he'd suck a dick for $1000 and he said if it were a cis guy hell no, but if it was a hot trans girl dick he said he would do and has done it for free with a knowing grin right at the camera.

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@nopastrecords @HighlyRetired @RamonVillalobos @ArgentoCee It's a photo of an email that was literally entered into evidence in the Ghislaine Maxwell trial lmao. There are people far smarter and better paid than you with a much larger vested interest in showing that evidence is unconvincing, and they failed.

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@LubbaSMG2 @floridafargone @conureCC Knoobs

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@SLNerf_Herder @KaitMarieox @LilNasX @iamcardib Disappeared along with your hairline, I guess.

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@evren__7 Love to eat 100 feet in the air, where my body, cutlery, and food will be battered by extreme winds, unburdened by terrestrial obstructions.

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@Snukkems_Art @punishedChalino 1: Shoulda couped Cuba like Guatemala 2: Don't get old reference? Here! 3: CIA deposed elected leftist leader 4: America and capitalism are bad

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@jjaxxo_ @freshIettuce Ms. Savage...the name checks out.

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@MettoolMan @zuza_real What John Oliver says on his show is usually good. It's what John Oliver DOESN'T say on his show that annoys me.

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@BigBossStudios1 @ThePopularFront @GenosseNaruto Communist propaganda. This is China's newest execution method: Death by wedgie

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@smaine @jmcunning @jbouie Crabs Rangeese.

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@pamelasm @RodentiaSTL @atomiccosmonaut @kittynouveau

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@WombatsGoBrrr @benkovski @ZabiDaKing @ArtifactsHub_ Gilded for her pleasure.

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@EoinHiggins_ I like to think that Ultron's "pain" came from his consciousness hitting the internet as soon as he came online, and getting 32k resolution photos of shit like tubgirl immediately beamed directly into his consciousness, raw and unfiltered There's no way your sanity survives that

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@LLemonSS @fruitdotzip Yes, but these uneducated fallacy bros think ad hominem is literally "whenever someone says something bad about you", and not a specific type of argument with a defined form.

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@dennisboswell1 @latstetter Damn dude, she took everything in the divorce, didn't she?

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@rtyson82 Another unrelated historical fact: Julius Steicher, editor of Der Stürmer, was also hanged at Nuremberg because his publication essentially inspired stochastic terrorism and genocide, despite the fact he himself never DIRECTLY killed anyone.

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@GarlicCorgi "Saying we're lying is antisemitism"

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@Salohcin42 @StupidNeel @Chinchillazllla @JoeBiden In fact...

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@DickCheneyFacts How is this not an Onion headline?

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@WormyRay @westernunion2k Sweet damn I'm so glad someone else knew to post this.

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@CaptVanGarrett @trekkiebill Just like the Nazi flag means a different thing to non-Nazis than it does to the people who fly it. Doesn't mean we should tolerate people flying it.

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I mean...lol

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@gilzelle @aspyintheointm1 @Linna_Leigh @michellecyca A college actually did a study on this old adage, and found that it only holds true for amounts in excess of $75,000 per person per year. I.e. if your immediate physical needs are already met and you still have lots of spending money left, then MORE money doesn't buy happiness.

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@cathasach4bikes @wagatwe Literally the only way to tell is with a microscope, and the only difference is that lab grown diamonds lack imperfections that come from natural formation. If the "fake" is cheaper, better quality, and more ethical... what purpose does the original serve?

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@KamChan08 @yugopnik I am going to work really hard to buy every single store in a 100 mile radius of you that sells food, and then raise prices by 50%. What is wrong with that?

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@goatonatractor @guy_freire Especially the children of the people who support the bill.

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The best thing about Twitter Blue is that it pushes subscriber's replies to the top, making it very easy to block them since I don't have to go hunting through the replies. Just block a dozen simps at the top and then I can read the replies. #BlockTheBlue #BlockTheBlueChecks

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@an0nymousp0tato @Gritty20202 All of those costs are paid by renters.

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@BernieSanders A billion dollars cannot be earned by one person, it can only be stolen from hundreds, if not thousands of workers who earned it collectively through their labor. Therefore, it belongs to them.

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@YourFellowArab You:

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@roun_sa_ville @HillaryClinton Jesus christ

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@MrBlackFrancis @fightfor15 @kasekaiserina Your heart is in the right place, but it wouldn't even be that bad! To get those workers to $15 an hour, your burrito would go up to $2.09. To bump them all the way to $22 an hour, your burrito would cost $2.50!

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@crimson_oracle @the92ndone @gumbojimboy @RareOats Teenage me holding the entire family hostage by locking myself in the Jack and Jill bathroom that inexplicably connects one half of the house to the other and jacking off.

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@halomancer1

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@some_dude42069 @ManlyBeardFace @JonahFurman Also if they get fired because they fuck up, they have a case for constructive dismissal.

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@EpicFai41 @Tam_Khan Does gay people kissing get shoved in your face every 10 seconds though? I can guarantee you that you see more heterosexuality in media/advertising/online/etc than homosexuality.

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@LawSelfDefense @EM_RESUS If guns were a net force in favor of safety instead of violence, America would be the safest nation on the planet.

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@10000fleas @TaylorRMarshall

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@gtg00d @ZeroSuitCamus Not really.

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@wolfofwallst Lol since NFTs are securities now, you're legally forbidden from dealing in them.

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@scottacy @ZeroJour @SenatorSinema "Maybe these numbers I arbitrarily made up with no basis in real-world outcomes or even reality itself will make you look at this from more than 1 perspective." Yeah, now I'm looking at this from the perspective of how dumb you are.

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@HoennChampZac @realPhoenixFire

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@comainversion @kimpossiblefact Criminally horny

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@SamuelZehdenick

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@Waifurious @Devon_OnEarth Obama could have constitutionally sat Garland as a recess appointment, but he was worried about optics and bipartisanship. This is where the high road gets us.

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@TreeFarmer812 I don't diaper

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@VeVeins @SolBrah Cooking food and refrigeration are the biggest reasons why most people tend to live past their 50th birthday.

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@jeffgeierman @SatelliteofLoaf @thehill

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@landforce Why did you hide this reply Colin?

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The #KHive is 1% Dem. operatives, 10% actual Kamala stans, 74% sockpuppets in digital blackface operating out of troll farms in Gujarat, and 15% white people who are convinced they're being allies by replying "YASSS QWEEN" to the tweets of the other 85%.

Joe Biden, Kamala Harris Got Big Social Media Boost from Indian Troll Farms

Fake followers purchased from troll farms in rural India inflated the Democrat's number of Twitter followers beginning in August, an investigation has found.

www.newsweek.com

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@SilentAmuse Since you can't astroturf history with a fleet of fake twitter accounts, I'm gonna say that not only are you wrong, but also that if history remembers you at all, it will be as a Gingrich groupie who threw a decade long tantrum over an old man trying to give people healthcare.

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@anthonyvclark20 @Duddy__Kravitz @LaurenWitzkeDE If white people want to strike a deal, maybe they could be slaves to Black people for a few centuries, and then they can have their own word too. Sounds fair.

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@ToddC52202662 @WinkleBerns @katewillett Jesus christ, dude.