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3 years

i just did a doobie and now im gonna do art. and then im going do your mom and dad. it will be a threeway party and you're not invited.

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@shaindelr @higley_alex damn her baby was dentist of the year in 2012?

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@rihannamator there are snipers at most what now

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@fandtheny howd the goddamn raisin get in there.

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@landsnark @eevee Thank you Craig your service in these trying times is invaluable.

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@Proletaire13 I got my favorite picture from there but I can't use it because everyone asks why I'm doing meth when I send it

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@MaryCeleste1872 @KatKanada_TM Let's see, the belters are trade unionists and the entire show is about how not respecting people their differences and their culture leads to genocide.

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@UncleRamrod I bought these at a gas station in Indiana and I'm pretty sure the chocolate icing was made of gasoline and the vanilla out of rubbing alcohol

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@jackfromohio One time my manager was arrested and I didn't know how to work the cash register so I just gave everyone free food and drinks for like two hours until somebody else came in

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@kelseybuckles Why the hell would the sub think they have the authority to make that decision anyway. You're just there to hold the fort Mr Dingleberry, not traumatize the kids.

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@mbfromthe304 @iwannawin1000 @dukedisco Shoot them golf balls like it's billiards and every hole might be in your future.

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@realDANYANG it works like a stapler.

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@StarscapeBBS @alaskastardust hes suited for different roles now, but he's still a handsomish, if not average guy of his age.

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@Eeshtaferr Because we know they only screwed up because they're over worked, underpaid, and I probably ordered something stupid. And also I know what they're going to do to it when I send it back.

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@LasRataAlada @AldoButtazzoni Slippery slope is when kid does something funny

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@FalconryFinance I told a cop one time who got mad at me for a joke and told me he was going to take me to jail to "Slap the cuffs on chief I've always wanted a big payout for a first amendment violation" and let me tell you, that was not the thing to say

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@PinkRangerLyra In the chaos engine trilogy, Magento uses the Cosmic Cube to make his ideal society. It is a utopian world with humans and mutants living side by side, storm uses her powers to stop climate change. It's beautiful.

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@posting_forever Why are there two paramilitary guys lol

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@ajvgriff1987 @harrycampb3ll She's Australian. The only reason Australia doesn't look racist is because the US exists. But it is a frighteningly racist society. They're like one good sneeze away from just rounding up anyone even suspected of being Chinese right now.

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@JoeStephenson96 @herong In this case the government is paying them to be a good parent and they're fucking it up.

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@NPR @JordanUhl Every debt collector will get a HD picture of the darkest part of my asshole.

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@SteakFrankhouse I like that the incident could have been avoided if Kyle wasn't awkwardly texting the guy next to him and just was like "Hey buddy ready to shoot some guns"

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@doulbedoink i am under the very specific impression that we should not torture the instruments of death we are creating.

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@KaitMarieox imagine going into a traditional latin mass dressed like a peasant from 1642 and seeing everyone else wear normal clothes.

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@VeggieTales This might actually qualify as legitimate blasphemy

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@LegoKingo feels like he got a cult of personality type thing going for him, oh he did these x y z successful products so he must know what hes doing, by people higher up the food chain, meanwhile people on his level or below are like picking up all the slack.

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@mustachetoilet @CarlBeijer Blade and the matrix led me to believe there's be alot more goth clubs in my life.

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@Shunatona @PatchHofweber @jackfromohio No

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@Tuskbumper @chelicerage Yes you will. You will play it for 30 hours a day for a week and a half and then not touch it again for 15 months.

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@KrissieTX @insaneppltweets Even if you did have perfect control like that, you don't, the way your legs are set you are exactly one fender bender away from one leg having a shattered knee cap and your hip snapped

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@itsdannyneary "I'm going to go down to the capitalone Cafe® after I hit up AmazonBook© I am a human person. Communicating with human sounds. Bleep bloop"

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@CrispyWicks @Souppdog1 @MiniUlisse @kitten_beloved @Caepio_Brutus Guys there's nothing condescending about explaining a concept that 4 year olds figured out when VHS were introduced to their homes

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@The_Great_Null @LolOverruled It's probably the wrong time of year, but check for amphibians they absorb everything in their skin and will die pretty much immediately and are a good canary for water quality.

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@harrycampb3ll They have a cheese called "Coon"

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@TheQuartering Sorry bro, maybe if you guys wanted environmental controls you wouldn't have microplastics gumming up your pipes.

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@GeesusTheWhite What's embarrassing is having a TV and not shutting off motion smooth

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@meowmeowmia The nicotine nightmares however makes him associate you with abject inhuman terror

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@PatchHofweber @jackfromohio I should add it was the funniest shit in the world. The cops came in, asked for another employee and I sent them to the managers office cause I don't get involved next thing I know there's two cops and they're dragging him out while he screams "Call Nina! Call Nina!" (the GM)

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@crulge Going through and adding alt text for when I'm old and blind "Tommy's birthday. Jerry's first tooth. Me and Janets wedding day. Janets pregnancy. Janets best friends asshole."

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@Tommyb730 @Won_Quijote @rihannamator My county fair has more than a hundred people at it.

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@PatchHofweber @jackfromohio appearently he decided it'd be a fun time to burn other employees with a spatula.

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@guy_freire Complimenting shoes, good opener. Everything else serial killer

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@lgsorceress @ekvous @ComradeLuanne I know two things about organizing kids birthday parties. Invitations are to be sent it two months in advance, and rsvped before you make any decisions.

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@tomytailfin_ @shaindelr @higley_alex i dont know why your dragging my blood into this

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@tomytailfin_ @shaindelr @higley_alex all good points. all good questions

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@Rad_Sherwoodism @gmilysm WAIT THOSE ARE THE ONLY QUAALUDES IN EXISTENCE. WE MUST SAVE THEM.

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@dklmarxist My buddy once tried this with his gf at the time, and all the happened was an extremely naked body builder punched him in the face for crashing the party in which he was banging my friends gf.

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@ProtonInspector Italy being Florida sized is honestly just something I always assumed without seeing it measured lol

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@pandafresh @bornposting He died before the lawsuit went through and Ventura was like "I ain't dropping that shit his widow can pay" lmfao

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@Tommyb730 @Won_Quijote @rihannamator I don't really think you need snipers at every concert either.

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@gayest_tone I'm easy to please

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@KKCornelison @eggshellfriend I have accidentally entered somebodies profile and liked like 6 things in a row before I realized it was all one person

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@bobo_circus I knew my brother was gay at that age, when he came out, he was like "Howd you know" and man, I don't know how to tell you this Bro, but you weren't exactly subtle, the constantly trying to hang out with other boys in your underwear wasn't a flag, I don't know what could be

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@DiabolicalSpuds Don't worry guys, I am the canary

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@JedDogKingly Turning the viewer into the Evil is a stroke of brilliance I don't think anyone else could do

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@mbfromthe304 @iwannawin1000 @dukedisco it was a hard one to decide to let fly, i have to say.

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@woahitsjuanito "Hope you're okay with us killing people with your money" Oh absolutely just try not to hit the kids!

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@laurahelmuth @sciam Dune was literally inspired by Herbert falling in love with desert ecologies and an essay he wrote but never published that he researched for like 4 years on the subject lol

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@zlingerrr That was not the pregnant pause of somebody who was looking for something profound to say, that was the pregnant pause of somebody who just snapped back into their body and was trying to reconstruct the last minute of their life

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@fellawhomstdve "Our Roommate isn't suicidal, I caught him singing show tunes. It's an act!"

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@MacroAnarchy @CrispyWicks @Souppdog1 @MiniUlisse @kitten_beloved @Caepio_Brutus This is about the cops not trying it. They didn't do it because their policy is if the film is more than 10 minutes long it's not their job to watch it. So he pointed out how they could turn any film into 10 minutes

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@Slendifire @Mikialela @Tom_D_Cat_ you cant pretend to be wobama and not know the answer to that.

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@postingtwink I do like how the book handwaves computers off a few times and then mentions, casually, that they pretty much oversaw some sort of genocide and they decided they were probably bad to have around

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@TMZ Guys I can tell you how it started but you absolutely will not believe me.

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4 years

@mitorg000 @TropicalWales @leemc87 I found a sign from some batting cages that says "beware of foul balls" I put it on the bathroom door.

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@TacoBellKeffals @Liv_Agar specifically one of the bhadisvaras about Shiva.

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@neurodruid @IssueFortyFive Solve the challenge of water flowing down hill

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@adamjohnsonNYC yes, yessss let me use my earnings for the company casino and only the company casino so i can get company money, that might be worth alot of company money or no company money!

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@justinboldaji Who the fuck takes DMT and says "we need to patent this" instead of going "our world is fragile, we are all parts of the whole, money should be destroyed"

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@ZeeTheberge @turtlekiosk In the Midwest we just say excuse me. But I guess you're probably too busy for that politeness

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@wakandaguy68 By all accounts everyone on star trek was astounded by how little Shatner paid any attention to anything. Like everyone knew Takei was gayer than springtime but Shatner totally missed it up to and including his boyfriends

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@Necksplitter Oh no they suggested every currently playing movie

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3 years

@meowmeowmeuw poor guy doesn't even know it's viral on Instagram without his watermark lol

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@matttbastard I can't believe the minimum wage worker didn't look at her necklace

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@gayest_tone His comics always boil down too "god I'm so hot and my wife is so hot and there's kids around sometimes too" they're annoyingly bland in the best of times.

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@Tommyb730 @Won_Quijote @rihannamator I feel like it's probably worse to dome a guy from a secret sniper nest on national TV

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3 years

@oldredtree Immediately quote tweeting it with "I'm at a party with you"

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@Tommyb730 @Won_Quijote @rihannamator What

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@tinaoh1114 @ScottPresler The fuck does America first have to do with school board.

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@summerstoli spiders like as a rule don't bother me but I feel like if we can look eachother in the eyes as equals that rule becomes flexible

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@KenzoShibata Nazis used to show up to Juggalo events to try to start fights, I do not recall any having a good time. The call "that guy is a Nazi" was usually enough too pit the entire crowd on them

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@KaitMarieox he was literally tried and convicted for doing lots wrong lmfaooooooooooooooo

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@JUNlPER Three years and she keyed his car? Good for her for showing restraint

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2 years

@DonovanZinzan r/art is probably the worst place on the internet for art.

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@GatlingMohamed @SuperJohnNorman @NicholasJLevi @M_gttd He wrote a whole comic about being gay! He was very vocally gay!

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@MarinaMedvin @JudiciaryGOP Wait until you find out about Google maps

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3 years

@maxplanations My daughter argues for bedtime abolition. She's 7 I'm an adult, I don't have a bedtime. You'll get there too in a couple of years

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@girlziplocked This is a fun one because personal home repairs absolutely never match inspection requirements and will have to be professionally redone when you sell the house anyway lol. Doesn't matter if Bill paved the driveway, he didn't call 811 and blocked the drainage ditch lol

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@ThirdandSeneca @porksweats1 she took him out

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@TheSpiceDAO that's crazy. anyway Jorodowaski already turned this into a comic book, you can get it online for free

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@largemotorcycle It's your first pillow. It's your first girlfriend. It's your friend. It'll be with you long after everyone else has died.

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@collnsmith How did it take us so long to find this magnificent brain

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@bladeeobama I too imagine scenarios where I give epic clap backs in the form of uh.. Whatever that was

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@Phillintropia @FrankLopezGhost @Timcast I don't know if you know this, but strippers are called strippers because they strip off their clothes People doing the splits and dancing while wearing clothes are just called "people having fun"

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@ReasonEddie @dattebayoun Teasing your family by telling them to molest you is not a normal thing, just so you know.

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@nothisisbrady @westernunion2k I was in a group chat for years with this lady that always talked about hating her step kids and she got fly one day and I didn't know hee husband had been added, dropping those bombs had so much more impact when I realized who the new guy was

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@edburmila Then Boston Dynamics first fucking started hitting the news in the 90s it was all about how they're making robots specifically to murder, how tf did anyone forget?

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@PinkRangerLyra Anyway, Red Skull stabs him with an obsidian blade gets the cube and turns the world Nazi, and gives himself a space army... And wouldn't you know whose a Nazi collaborator in Red Skulls world? Professor X. Who build Cerebro for the Nazis to round up mutants.

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@VannTango @Srirachachau all time best moment was Peggy making Bobby fish for salmon with his hands because she didn't want him to know about eating contests lol

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@orgy_o_agamben I personally like a shop specifically for bedazzling jeans that's only open between 2AM and 4AM

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@t__who Ive used the zhuge Liang empty fort strategy 4 times. Twice while dating. Once on a camping trip. And once against my wife.

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