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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

Read my ‘likes’ when I’m no longer here. Laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine 🙂❤️

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2 years

Lmaooooo. Burna really talked down at the crowd, and immediately followed it up with “tell me what you see when you look at me?” Guess who in ecstatic unison replied “SUNGBALAJA!!” Nigerians, I’m crying. 😂😂😂

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2 years

This was so excellently done, the guy even looks like Oyedepo 😂😂

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5 years

I died once (with a death cert. to show for it) and drowned once (and then revived at one Lagos beach)

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Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.

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2 years

Blackmagic's "Repete" is so timeless and yet was so ahead of its time.

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@Sirkastiq

4 years

BBN as an experiment is more an insight into audience behaviour rather than participants’ tbh.

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@Sirkastiq

7 years

LMAOOOOOOO I'M COMPLETELY DONE WITH @falzthebahdguy

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

1 year

Vee actually just made the biggest move. Decided to leave TBaj on there to further embarrass herself. 5 mins after, Tbaj embarrasses herself. Rodri-level game control.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

That Akah video is (sadly) how a lot of us guys talk, we think we are helping by using words that show inclusiveness, but reality is - we aren’t. Best to empathize with your babe and actively seek to DO something that eases her. Actions do speak louder.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

2 years

My biggest issue with Nigeria is how you can’t even plan your future. No matter how well you strategize or prepare, Nigeria can happen to you in a split second and that dream is done.

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

Exhibit 2528292628 why you need an MC that recognizes/understands/respects intimate moments. Smh.

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5 years

😭😭😭😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️ #BamTeddyDubai2019 #HMLBamTeddy #BBNaija

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Hello @jack @Twitter @verified Kindly VERIFY @fkabudu 's account for authenticity/credibility reasons. It's important it is differentiated from the impostors that abound. Let's RT please till we get this done #SARSMUSTEND

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Fresh. With toppings of words of affirmation garnished with occasional surprises and side dishes of peace and quiet 😊

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7 years

How do you like your love served?

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@Sirkastiq

7 years

Maturity (i think) is having less and less verbal opinions about everything. Involves lots of head shaking, smiles and continuous scrolling.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

I was a mumu my God!

Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

9 years

GMB - PMB #ChangeIsHere

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@Sirkastiq

8 months

Peter Obi decided to go to CIV in person to nullify the bad chakra from that one that called the team via laptop. My president. 🙌🏽

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

2 years

This Nigerian attitude of being treated badly, yet still submitting oneself for further ill-treatment is the one reason I’m not so confident about change happening in the coming election.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

Whatever His reason, I’m still here guys. I may no longer have 9 lives but it’s like 7 now. 😂😂😂

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Your woman has to be your pride. So so proud of mine. Such a spice and spouse. ❤️😍

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@Sirkastiq

4 years

@WendyA__ Oh there was also that one time I happily went to swap/buy a phone at computer village...gave them my precious Nokia 3650 and cash, hoping to upgrade. Left there with brand new B 29 soap in my pocket. For some reason, when I got some distance, the soap couldn’t make calls.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

Ugly sweaters but dripping beauty! Happy holidays from us to u! 😂❤️❤️

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

DatMeins YouWee SleepTheir

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@obrempong__

6 years

Your ex sends you a text "Babe I'm in jail" Reply in 3 words

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

We move!

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

9 years

Ciara is suing Future for $15 million? and it's said he's worth $4 million. At least if he can't pay now, he can pay in the... I'm sorry

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

8 years

Goals

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Toronto we are here #EndSARS

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@Sirkastiq

4 years

Marching through the streets of Toronto #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

When you invite @LordOreos_ to your church. Smh. Never again! 😂😂

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

Nahhh, if you don’t beat the air drums to “Dami duro”, you lack dance etiquette

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

8 years

Woke up thankful, then went ahead and married the best girl. ❤️

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

So you inflate prices of sanitizers so who can afford them? The ‘rich?’ And forget you’re massively surrounded by the ‘poor’ who can easily get you infected because of your greed? Smh.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

My wife left home by 3pm and got to Rwanda by 8pm. I left Ikoyi by 5pm and just got to lekki 8:12pm. Later you people will say something is not wrong with this country.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

Is it that Sanwaolu has gone for masters or what?

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Sharing FAKE NEWS out of the real events is their 'new' strategy - I've been seeing it. They're infiltrating our ranks, talking like us and then twisting the narrative on the issues - making it easy to be tagged as "fake news" #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

2 years

The remaining parts..

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Don't be the reason someone has a dull holiday season. Pay the money you're owing plis.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Got an event coming up? A wedding? TV show? Looking for an MC/Host to make it all so memorable and fun? I'm your guy. Pls RT 🙏🏼

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

It's bobrisky that caused this rubbish. Be pronouncing Tburz and confusing voters

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

@manmustwack LMAOOOOO. Bro, no way you didn’t take that first picture in Alagbon cell 2, after getting doused with baby oil, because WHAAAT??? 😂😂😂

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Ever start replying a tweet and then realize your patience cannot take the back and forth that likely lies ahead so you delete?

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

“I looove your accent, please say it again”

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Also having a ‘vision’ for a body that isn't yours, that you have no first-hand idea of its workings isn’t exactly smart. How about you pander to what she thinks is best, because I imagine she would know?

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Did you see anyone shooting while the anthem was sung? ehn @jidesanwoolu

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

God is still in the business of taking your name to places your legs haven't reached, setting you up before kings and making you great! May this (also) be your testimony

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Happy birthday again my G @LordOreos_ Like I said, I will never invite you to my church again but may you always have reason to dance.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

It’s the little things. (And saxophonists) ❤️❤️❤️

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Prisoners allegedly broke out of a maximum security edifice and not one shot was fired. Peaceful protesters sat on the ground with flags and the anthem ringing from their lips, yet were shot at repeatedly. Nigeria. #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

But look at my wife now??? 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

This DJ came with small gen and bottle of alomo, because these transitions are streeeetsssss

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

2 years

I actually love Chris Brown & Wizkid's "Call me everyday"

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

My mum has that certificate to remind her that God kept me. I have the scar to show for it.

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@Sirkastiq

2 years

My “lounfice” Before & Now (still WIP)

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

❤️❤️❤️

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

I can’t believe this is Chris Okotie, not Josh2Funny

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Sir, you went in Jan, returned in March, worked from home April, leaving in may. Do the Honorable thing. Resign and get treated well.

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7 years

Tonight I leave for London, to see my doctors. When I came back in March, I hinted that there might be a need to return soon,for a follow-up

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

RELEASE TREASURE CHIAMAKA NDUKA and FELICIA OKPARA from the AREA C POLICE COMMAND, SURULERE #SARSMUSTEND

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

But guess who decided to start wriggling in the body bag? Yes me. It was me.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

These are the people @Mr_JAGss claims are disturbing the peace. Bundled citizens and arraign them as criminals. See why we continue??? #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

9 years

When Nigerians are among those that beat your team

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Guys, we can follow the proceedings of the Lagos judicial panel live streamed from this handle, @LagosSarsPanel starting tomorrow (10am Naij time). Let’s ensure we keep watch. #endsars

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

8 years

I dare you to watch this and not smile. :)

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

A section of this battle is now ONLINE They are circulating a lot of Fake news (images, tweets, videos) to drown the truth. PLEASE DON'T BE IN A HURRY TO RT. Verify first if you can, PLEASE! #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

8 years

Because NEPA is supposed to 'off' it.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

Safe to say, I emerged pretty much whole. (Well, some days I think I’ve lost my mind but that’s up for debate)

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

In order of performance Gbadamosi had all the answers. Has a good plan. Floored all. Agbaje gave us the same as he always has. Jk Jk Sanwaolu refers to himself in 3rd person cos he's not/will not be in charge Salis is a native doctor. When he meets Christ, he'll become Silas.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

@Nugwa My brother, except you can hire a driver to teach her, all I can say is good luck, god speed and remember that you still love her. Also, perhaps ready your insurance claims.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

4 years after first setting eyes on her, I get to marry the woman of my dreams today. It's reality. I'm blessed. ❤️ @nnikky #TandK17

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

When I recovered, I couldn’t walk and had to have walking sessions. My skin was popping though, what? And I added some weight. Nice, fresh vitamin supply via drip.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

I mean, it’s almost a year, how can no one (friends or family) tell CeeC the truth about her attitude? Well maybe they have but she don’t just care.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

This is rap. This is flow. Got that Jada sound. Young king. Symba! 🔥🔥🔥

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Smart of 81 division to send out PR statement as if we don't know it's 65 Battalion (Bonny camp) that came out. Last last, 81 oh, 65 oh, 419 oh...all of you + Jide will hear it #EndSARS

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

What’s the fine for illegal u-turn again? @followlastma

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Sanwo-Olu makes a U-turn, says I never promised to fix Apapa gridlock in 60 days

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

I had been exerting a lot of energy, preparing for exams, attending my dancing classes etc, and apparently my brain was strained - oh there was also the little issue of not eating often

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@Sirkastiq

4 years

So proud of the high flag flying, Uniben repping @_thegramboii Your images to the world! 🔥 🔥 #SARSmustENDNOW

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

If your house is flooded, please turn off your PHCN power supply from the 'change over switch'. Avoid shocking tales.

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

The past 7 days broke me in ways I never knew I could break. I’m only still standing because through it all, God held, and is still holding me.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

The online hate Ezra gets is most likely a miniscule fraction of what Nigerians can do. I fear to think how unsafe the real streets must be for him and others, in a society that hates what they don’t understand. Mahnnn.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

Here’s the full story. I had just returned from dance practice (I was a member of FLAMES dance group in Uniben then). It was a Friday night, got back to my room feeling feverish.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

After a 13 hour road drive, 3 flights across 3 continents and like 5 or so seas, this babe @nnikky is blessed with my presence again. #Home ❤️❤️😂

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

5 years

And the doctor proceeded to go on his vacation, sorry strike.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

Mahnnnn CeeC’s attitude really stinks. The air of importance she has about herself is just wow.

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

My mum screamed and called out for nurses. With no doctors around, my fellowship pastor (final year medicine at the time) rallied around and they were able to get a camp gas canister with oxygen

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

@WendyA__ I accompanied your husband to Allen avenue to change money and in the physical presence of your entire husband, they collected the hundreds/thousands of dollars and gave us a grand total of about 3k Naira...and we strolled away like the clowns we were.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

I believe this is useful (how to argue)

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

Low key, the women saved the world today. Shout out Lyanna, Melisandre, Arya.

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

Thats right! The oxygen finished and I stopped breathing. Even the injections did nothing! The car finally got to the hospital (Havana hospital) and guess what?

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

"None of us are getting out of here alive, so stop treating yourself like an afterthought. Eat the delicious food, walk in the sunshine, jump in the ocean, speak your truth. Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There's no time for anything else."

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

I agree with you Jake. No nanny should club a baby.

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Maybe I'm traditional but leaving your baby for a Nanny to club is a bit irresponsible.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

⚠️ @80Whaley and others arrested in Abeokuta free now ⚠️ #SARSMUSTEND

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@Sirkastiq

3 years

Big brother Naija please take a year or two break to rejig your content strategy. Please and please. 🙏🏽

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

One of the hospital staff kindly gave him (my pastor) some injection thing and the canister and he volunteered to accompany my ‘body’ to Lagos. By doing this, he put his medical license on the line as if anything went wrong...

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

4 years

Sigh. Numbers are turning into names and the reality of this deadly virus is hitting close(r) God keep us. God rest them.

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@Sirkastiq

5 years

I was rushed in and I spent the next 3 months there in a coma. Alive but in a coma.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

7 years

Remember guys, looking for an MC or Event host? Let's talk...or better still, let me do the talking, I'm pretty good at it. PLS RT

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

6 years

It probably would have hurt less if we lost without those Ighalo chances happening.

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Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

3 years

I doubt @Deejay_Klem could see where Wiz was headed when he produced “Holla at your boy”, but you’ll always be a piece of his foundation. Bless up, king! ❤️

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@Sirkastiq

4 years

I hope @fkabudu is taking notes. Ehen!

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