J. Cole said "For whats money without happiness? Or hard times without the people you love? Though i don't know what's bout to happen next, I ask for strength from the Lord above".🙏
Sex during Shakespeare times must have been very funny. They'd be like,
Man: ooh, i cummeth I cummeth
Woman: why thou cummeth in me🤧 oo beloved, canst thou pull out quicketh?😂😂
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "this isn't working,, goodbye"
I opened the fridge and it was working, girls know nothing about electronics
Before sex the man and the woman undress eachother...
But when it's done, you wear your clothes by yourself
Life lesson : “nobody wants to help you once you're fucked”
I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that ,shit takes me 3 hours ,100 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods 😤😩😩😂💀
So Shatta Wale go recover and then later release his album titled Gift of God after surviving the gun shot, then the album go blow
That negga ankasa he watch kumawood keep coss ah
Someone told me "be careful, the devil can hear your prayer too. He doesn't always comes with horns and pitchfork, sometimes he comes dressed up like everything you ever wanted" that shit hit me hard😩
Jorginho wins it, plays a one two with Pedro, fantastic cross from Barkley and WHAT A GOAL from Batshuayi!! Goal of the season contender right there!!!
75’ Chelsea 1 - 6 Bayern Munich
Only God can save us tonight 😂😂😂
#CHEBAY
A married man takes a babe on a date and said to her while flirting with her... Let me hear words that will increase my heartbeat.
She said: Your wife is sitting behind us.