NwaJacob @Nugwa Twitter profile

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@Nugwa

1 year

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@Tumi213

1 year

Your favourite tattoo on your body?

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Grace will always be a legend for bringing this video to the TL:

Blessington 🖤

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1 year

Big dick is literally a jumpscare. I don’t know how you people are not scared.

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He’s holding town halls on the Fucking street. God abeg. Even if you want to be biased and blind and say you think PO is a pretender, no Nigerian politician has ever pretended to rate you this highly. Use your fucking sense.

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1 year

Peter Obi in coal camp market Enugu! #ObiDattiInEnugu

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The TL today shows you that “let’s hear both sides” is very very rarely said in good faith. Because which both sides are you trying to hear from someone who was caught in the act who has multiple independent accusations against him?

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Looking for food 🥘 🍲

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@queen_velo OMG, I kept reading hoping you’re somehow pranking us, I’m so sorry. Hope the authorities are on it already?

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1 year

@eyilanke “Once one agrees/decides, their god/spirit/ancestors (whatever chi means to you) agree / decide (with them).” Basically, “your god moves when you move”.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Of everything in that video, what gets me is her calling it “unethical” 😭💀

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@Nugwa

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@oviosu @tovers98 @TheSecretScout_ Plus he was posting every 6 hours before the transfer. We all know why deep down.

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@Nugwa

1 year

But that’s the thing. If you can’t give an actual reason then it’s def misogyny. Of course it sounds different. We’ve been listening to male commentators all our lives.

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This thread, while true, isn’t the worst part. The worst part is more than half of the sellers were probably also approached by a Yoruba person to sell, but instead of selling, they’ll say no and triple it to sell to an Igbo person. Ask your uncles in Lagos to confirm.

Ayo FBI

@PureMinD__

1 year

Come to Aguda Surulere, over 70% of old houses here have been sold. Who are the omo oju orolari selling them? The same Yorubas that are now crying that they don't want Igbos in Lagos. The same Igbos you cheerfully received 70m+ from for a plot of land is now your enemy? ENKR

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My Spirit can’t mesh with someone who is comfortable doing anything to get what they want. There’s a maliciousness you’d be willing to stoop to that just means I can’t trust you. Which means I can’t fuck with you.

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@Nugwa

2 years

Why did I dream Rihanna came out of retirement on the Remix of Burna’s Last Last?

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@Nugwa

1 year

“Nigeria is not ready for an Igbo President” I get where our parents got the tribalism from. But where did we get it from? Because we def didn’t see the war. Where does this hate come from?

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@Nugwa

1 year

SHEnanigans 💫

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@Nugwa

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All the small pikin this mumu didn’t do as a child because na first born, she wan do everything for my body.

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1 year

This is exactly how the Rwandan genocide started. With tiny “harmless” rhetoric like this. Before you know it, people believed them and bloodshed started. They should continue.

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@Nugwa

1 year

I just hope you’re all seeing what they could have done since, that they CHOSE not to do. I hope people don’t fall for this nonsense.

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@ayemojubar

1 year

Desmond Elliot just gave out a new transformer to his constituency. The fear of Ellu P. Indeed, pressure ti wa. 😂

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@Nugwa

2 years

Cavemen is for young Lagos folks whose Igbo was laughed at but still felt proudly Igbo.

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

Land that goes for 10m, they’ll call 20m for you SIMPLY because I bu Onye Igbo. You will hustle finish and buy, every damn thing you build, you’ll settle the same Omo Onile. Election comes, harassment on top. Wetin? On top your own greed? Wetin!?

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@Nugwa

1 year

Intentionally making baby plans with someone and then changing your mind when the baby already exists is a different level of low.

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@Nugwa

1 year

@queen_velo Omg thank God! Only read the first one initially. Lmao so you’re basically an MI6 agent like this. 😂🙌🏾🙏🏽

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

I got older and realized that life beats the shit out of me so much that I NEED to latch on to things that keep me childlike. My Arsenal fandom over the last 3 years has increased, if that’s even possible.

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@Nugwa

11 months

We should boost good stories, which this is. I’m just a bit careful about the framing of reward as a product of the integrity. Because sometimes, nobody will reward you. Still do the right thing.

Hrh Onyx| Early Childhood Education& STEM Advocate

@HRH_onyx

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I just listened to that lady that returned that money at EKO hotel. Canada PR, 10k, money from the the person she returned the money to, chieftaincy titled, honored in her place. See ehh, integrity pays.

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2 years

I pray that the Universe, gives you way more than you deserve…

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@Nugwa

1 year

There’s a resentment that comes with seeing the switch up after telling people “no”. Because it makes it obvious your yeses were the only reason that relationship was holding strong.

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

@Jollz @__gershom Jollz we love you, but you too think about it, who else?

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

2 years

Original was already a 9/10 song. How Omah Lay managed to make it better is a mystery.

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

Someone who brokered the release of kidnap victims the kidnappers still ended up killing? The person shouldn’t be angry and want good governance after seeing that?

Olurops

@Olurops

1 year

What is the interest of Pastor Paul Eneche in this election?

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@Nugwa

1 year

Igbo people have CONSISTENTLY voted non Igbos into power at the federal level. Fucking voted OBJ over Ekwueme (primaries) and then Ojukwu. Voted Yar Adua. Voted Atiku. The ONE time they have a consensus candidate that is Igbo, it’s tribalism. I hate you people wallahi. God.

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@Nugwa

1 year

+1 🎉 🎂

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@Nugwa

1 year

These quotes about these charlatans being the only route to an Igbo presidency is what has opened my eyes to how deep the hatred for Ndi Igbo is in this country.

Hamma

@HAHayatu

1 year

The marginalisation that awaits igbo should Tinubu emerge will make Buhari own child play. Solution is vote Atiku who is cosmopolitan and profess to being the pathway to Igbo Presidency

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@Nugwa

1 year

I’m going to be so happy this year.

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@Nugwa

1 year

@Jollz That Jealousy one. Because I’m the most “don’t bother with what you can’t control” person you’ll ever meet. So the two times I’ve caught myself being jealous were wild 😂

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@Nugwa

1 year

She should act as though she isn’t well traveled so you get to play your Walmart Aladdin “I can show your the world” fantasy? Pussy.

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@realphilpacific

1 year

@Sammathesonn Its not even “well traveled” per se thats unattractive; its the masculine well experienced vs feminine innocent naive polarity thats imbalanced therefore unappealing.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Happy to be doing my part to save this great country 🙏🏽

Sugabaddie 🌕

@sugabaddie

1 year

Sex. Intertribal sex is the only thing that is going to save Nigeria and bring us together I'm going to make it my mission to join Nigerians of different backgrounds in as much intertribal fornication as possible, because this state of tribalistic affairs simply cannot continue

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1 year

White people now know Madam Koikoi

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1 year

People who quit without a plan are God’s greatest soldiers.

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@Tokyo_Trev

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I get protecting your mental health, but quitting a job without a plan is something I will never do again

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@kerrienne_ Ntoin

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

Like I get that these politicians are all friends, I do. But the level of economic illiteracy and lack of empathy it takes to support APC means we do not have enough in common to be friends. Have a nice life.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Nigeria having a global cultural explosion over the last 5 years has been wild to see.

Borussia Dortmund

@BlackYellow

1 year

Fueled by fufu 🏃‍♂️

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2 years

1 day, you’re sure you’re different from your ancestors, the next day you find yourself wanting this shoe 🤦🏽‍♂️

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@Nugwa

1 year

Millenial Nigerian men not knowing what to do with themselves when their wives are away is becoming my favorite genre of content. 🤍

Land Lad

@Sirkastiq

1 year

Home alone while that one is in Japan. Fun 🙄

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@Nugwa

1 year

Hearing as much afrobeats as I did in Jamaica was surprising. Afrobeats really has taken over.

Waiting to Oxtail

@ThatDudeMCFLY

1 year

Jamaicans we have to regroup and get some cohesiveness going cause Afrobeats is winning and the score ain't close.

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1 year

Why do women think this as if you come to us pre-aroused? We that have to do the ground work nko? My friend biko taa gummy

sunny dee

@juiceeydee

1 year

so fellas y’all be out here telling women to suck on y’all dangalang while it’s soft to get it hard??? 😭 since when we start doing thattt

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@Nugwa

1 year

For person to tweet the bank name with no follow up comment, no context, no nothing for this kind period? @gtbank watch your back.

K10

@officiallyk10

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GTBANK

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1 year

I’m playing more. Laughing more. Everyone should too. If Beyoncè “teenage fandom” is how you stay young, abeg, carry on. Let “mature” haters continue being mature.

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@Nugwa

2 years

So here’s the thing. Cavemen isn’t traditional highlife. Their tempo is slower and the Igbo-lite pronunciations are jarring. However.

bubu.

@ablackflowxr

2 years

the cavemen make really terrible music and their constant attempt at highlife is a mockery of the genre

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1 year

Got the hiccups this evening & told this woman. Without even really looking at me, she pulls out a single feather from our couch cushion and puts it on my head. The hiccup went like a minute later. Edo babes…

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@Nugwa

2 years

The way @BukayoSaka87 ’s “I’m going to the World Cup” video on IG made my chest swell with love & pride ehn… The Burna Boy soundtrack was perfect too ❤️❤️🤍🤍

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@Nugwa

8 months

I get that he’s not funny to a lot of people, but it’s impossible to have lived in Benin and not find this guy hilarious.

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@YorubaBoyMedia

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puff puff pass🤣🤣

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1 year

The ease with which people you’ve never met or interacted with, wish evil on you, will never cease to shock me on this app.

Buttercup 👩🏾‍🦰

@NaomiAs_

1 year

Nothing I won’t see on this app 😂

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@Nugwa

1 year

Like I’ll understand it if he was some Charlatan. Igbo people also deserve to have shitty President but this one seems competent. Definitely a better choice than what else is on offer in APCPDP. And yet… nah. Oya allow them secede? No. Which kind rubbish.

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1 year

Somebody referred to babes masturbating with their hands (No vibrators) as “Acoustic”… Yeah, y’all lied. Women are funny 💀

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

2 years

Cavemen bring highlife into the 21st century & to a much younger crowd IMO. The likes of Mbanefo and co might be what hits in the traditional highlife scene in 2022 but you have to have grown up in the East to fuck with his shit.

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@Nugwa

2 years

The reason why United aren’t making it out of the Trenches anytime soon is that they can’t get rid of the mentality big players are what make a good team.

UnitedMuppetiers

@Muppetiers

2 years

I can’t believe people are crying about this side. Genuinely. Get a grip.

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I’ve recently lost patience for disingenuousness. Like, even if I have a superior argument that checkmates you, if I know you’re willfully ignoring context, I lose the zeal to prove it to you.

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👓 🕶️

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1 year

This wasn’t a dream. The APC government / party that did this, are still asking you to vote for them again. They did this. Look at the picture. They’re asking you to vote for them again.

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@Nugwa

9 months

I’ve not heard the album yet but is there a way I can pay for this? No I don’t want to stream. I want to pay for this.

Joey Akan

@JoeyAkan

10 months

Show Dem Camp and The Cavemen are working on a joint project.

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@Nugwa

1 year

I hate this our coping mechanism. Because people are probably dying from this thing but this joke is funny and I can’t not laugh 😂😭😭

The Liquid Metal Himself

@iam_jerrymoses

1 year

“First to get to N1000” Fuel price and exchange rate:

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2 years

@oilysailor I’m only 33 so I barely get it myself but how does nobody in the replies get the reference? 😂😂

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I see all the “their parents” replies and I get that but my point is the vitriol seems too much for people who didn’t even see the war. Like for it to be on the same level (if not more) as their parents’ bigotry. Mad confusing.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Love Omah Lay too much to have still not seen him live in concert. Gotta fix that this year.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Systemic inequality has created said class strata. Therefore, outsourcing labor in this context will always be exploitation. Question remains is there an ethical way to navigate this? (More wages / benefits for domestic staff) Or nobody should hire domestic help at all?

cyn💕

@uxcynn

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outsourcing all your domestic chores is only possible because of class there’s someone poorer who’ll do it so i guess you can think being able to outsource all your house chores is a flex but it’s not liberation it’s just exploitation of class esp the way nigerians do it

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2 years

It’s a banter topic on football twitter but I’ve learned actual life lessons from it: The greatest players usually make for bad coaches because they expect everyone to be able to do what they did. 😂😂

Sergio Giavanni Kitchens 🥢

@Zak__J

2 years

Nah Henry kills me 😭 he fully expects what he’s capable of from others

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@Nugwa

2 years

Yoruba people’s approach to enjoyment >>>>>>>

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@Nugwa

10 months

Buying Wagyu in Lagos is interesting.

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@Babajiide

10 months

75k wagyu steak is what tasted like cardboard at KOI lmao 😂 Lagos restaurants are a scam !

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@Nugwa

10 months

This thing is creepy. I see a RT and before looking I know who exactly would bring that to my TL.

weird fish

@Sick_Sage

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The thing about following you people for so long is now I can kind of predict what your opinions will be on different topics. Which is fascinating because technically most of you are strangers.

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@Nugwa

1 year

I’ll admire all your ambition from far sha. But na-aga n’ihu.

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@Nugwa

1 year

This is the election banter we should be having. 😂😂😂Not bigotry

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@chidi_esq

1 year

If you do games night now and invite Sanwo Olu he will come

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@Nugwa

1 year

Nedu e don do. We don hear. Everybody na Ashewo, Oya rest nau. Nollywood actresses today, Lagos girls tomorrow. We’re tired.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

1 year

"Most of the girls living in Lagos, na men dey fund their rent" - Nedu

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@Nugwa

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Football is back ladies and gentlemen. @brfootball

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@Nugwa

1 year

@kerrienne_ My eyes watered hearing that. The SE hasn’t been this galvanized to vote in forever

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@Nugwa

1 year

The problem with PO is I didn’t truly believe he had a shot at winning it all till about a month ago. My calculations still put Atiku as the most probable but mahn I’m fully invested in the David vs Goliath story and I NEED Obi to win now because I think he has a real shot.

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@Nugwa

1 year

@AfroVII Igbo people historically vote others even when their own (including Ojukwu of all people) is on the ballot. Obi isn’t being voted because he’s Igbo.

NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

Igbo people have CONSISTENTLY voted non Igbos into power at the federal level. Fucking voted OBJ over Ekwueme (primaries) and then Ojukwu. Voted Yar Adua. Voted Atiku. The ONE time they have a consensus candidate that is Igbo, it’s tribalism. I hate you people wallahi. God.

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@Nugwa

1 year

I see the idea, but with all due respect, his name is OKWUTE. He is a rock. Peter. And we’re using him to build the new Nigeria we want.

Ozzy

@ozzyetomi

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JAGABAN 🤭🤭🤭

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@Nugwa

8 months

The cutest 2 year old screams “Ingwaa” and cheeses uncontrollably every-time I see him at football. Becoming the highlight of my week.

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@Nugwa

2 years

It’s not the results. Its not that we’re winning. We know the fixture list has been kind to us. It’s HOW we’re winning. We’ve aren’t usually this dominant without two starters. We’ve improved from last year.

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@Nugwa

8 months

Lmao to chop with woman can sweet. Dem go forget say una metabolism no be mates.

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@Oyin_xO

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Did this in 2021 and I had already started gaining weight here but little did I know that would be the skinniest I would be in this relationship 😭😂

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🐟♥️

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@Nugwa

1 year

See this thread. I grew up in Jakande Estate Isolo. If you want to tell me somebody “built” Lagos. Call Jakande’s name. Not these bigoted mandate stealing fools.

Basil

@basilabia

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We make flimsy excuses for our useless governors so much that it hurts me. Lateef Jakande built 11,729 classrooms in 6 months between March and August 1980. He reduced the classroom-to-pupil size from 100+ to 40 pupils per primary school classroom.

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@Nugwa

1 year

My bald era >>

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@Nugwa

2 years

Somebody said “a ride for a ride” and I died.

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Naw internet undefeated

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@Nugwa

1 year

I call my wife Mimi Japan as a cute inside joke nickname for when we were in Asia eroute my proposal to her. She saw Arsenal fans on the TL hail Martinelli one time and that became my nickname. These women are frauds.

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@xylemic

1 year

The exchange rate on relationship pet names is crazy. I call my girlfriend “Inamorata” and “Cocolina” (i too don’t know what it means, so don’t ask) and she just calls me “Agendakind” 🤔

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1 year

@MIKassim I’m confused, the language he’s speaking to the people you can see in the video, you’re saying they don’t understand him or what?

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

2 years

Matthew Barker has probably been telling his boys for years that he kissed Kate Abdo and they all thought he was lying. Look at God.

HLTCO

@HLTCO

2 years

The chemistry these four have every time they’re on air together is infectious. Enjoy.

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@Nugwa

1 year

Easier to be honest and just say you hate Akwa Ibom people.

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@Ssaasquatch

1 year

I’d love to see Mark Essien become governor of Akwa Ibom someday so he gets a chance to experiment some of his interesting ideas.

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

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@LordOreos_ If dem gather beat you I go buy them drink when dem finish. 🤝🏾

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@Nugwa

11 months

I’m not delusional enough to believe I’ll ever move back full time. But mahn if I can’t even manage a 50-50 split between Naija and wherever when I’m older, my heart will break.

Ferdy

@Burmese_Tyga_

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My mum retiring back to Nigeria for a year and unretiring herself back to the US and swearing to never retire to Nigeria again is funny n sad for me. She saw things. 🤣😪

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@Nugwa

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Token black person, signing in for duty.

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@Nugwa

2 years

Football fans don’t understand how certain tactical set ups almost act like antidotes for other tactical set ups. City’s style gives them the best chance to win the league but Spurs style will beat City’s 4 times out of 5 times even though Spurs style can’t win a league title.

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

If you people are able to hold him accountable to fulfilling even HALF of his campaign ideas, your quality of life in 8 years will be a whole order of magnitude higher than it is today.

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

1 year

"We are going to build a lot of capsule apartments for young people who just need a place close to work" - Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour

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NwaJacob

@Nugwa

1 year

She’s made it her duty to remind me I’m old in every possible way 😂❤️

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