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God's selfie|| Chartered Accountant || Chelsea

England, United Kingdom
Joined April 2020
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@sledge_baba I can’t forget the day a policeman pointed an ak47 and held me at bode Thomas. Their boss in their bus, asked what I did for a living (Nysc) and noticed I had infinix phone with me. Baba vex look the policeman wey bring me and shouted “shey this one be like who fit pay you”
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What she complained about was too basic and she did it politely. All you needed to do was apologize and proceed to show that you care. But you obviously don’t care. In case you need someone to spell it out, you’re the problem. Next time apologize and send food to her at work
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If she was an U-23 babe I’d have understood, you can’t do this shit with me when we both have careers.
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@Gutsybless Nineteen million, nine hundred and ninety nine thousand, nine hundred and seventy five hundred Naira. Representing kwara poly 😂
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@Marys_lair @aireyys I must admit "put your money where your mouth is" is very catchy and innovative. But the design makes absolutely no sense. The whole purpose of the mask is defeated if i have ro constantly remove, touch and re-wear my mask. And exposibg your money to the public. And respiration??
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@adigunmide Growth. You need a fellow bob the builder. Procreation. Commitment, sense of belonging. Someone to shower you love on and not hold back or look stupid doing. Synergy, support system, you also need someone to cry in front of and not look stupid.
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@Jag_ubani @yonwaba_mzizi If it’s her opinion, why is she saying “your” instead of personalizing it
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@PrincessUkoko We are the monsters you made. The gender that is not interested in love if it isn’t beneficial. you’re wondering why the metric for true love is the ability to withstand Shege. Shege is one of the realities of life, if you can’t endure it with him,then it’s just a transaction
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@ForeignTosin All this stress becos of 30p
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2 years
@blesyynO @aminahwalidah You can’t downplay readiness. The a reasonable extent u need to be ready. Mentally, financially. Ask questions like, “have you healed from past relationships”, “does my presence make you happy”, “if we were to scatter this thing and do it again, will you still choose me?”
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@shesamale @khanofkhans11_ I always reject it. I helped one woman lap her daughter one time. She soaked my cloth with more than one liter of urine. Small sorry she didn’t say. They just got down and moved. Adult like me was sitting there with a trouser soaked in pee. I didn’t even know how to feel.
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1 year
Burna has more hits and quality songs than Davido
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If you believe Davido is capping concerning what He said about Himself, Wizkid and Burna Boy, list 50 Hits by Burna Boy ASAP!!!
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4 years
@Obian_ujuu @MohammedBlack_ I don't get why you all are trying to force this shit on men. We no normalize shii
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2 years
@ETUKMMA Depends on how u style it
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@Aiikayy_Ceejay lmao. use am ask for promotion. if them give you still resign
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3 years
@Sonflower_qveen Fear women abeg, they all went out, you did worse by sexualizing the guys private part too. You saw an avenue to trend on Twitter and gather pity as this is the equivalent of hitting gold for you and you chose to throw your guys under the bus. Just wow
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@muyiwaphilip_ @_Menorah It’s a prophetic declaration
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@slimwaistmary You guys don’t even do much for engagements. Just have big ass and claim you need a boyfriend
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1 year
@karoblaq Boys fit still wear the fake fresh pass am
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2 years
@SympLySimi You can wear flat shoes. You don’t have to wear make up. Top artiste like lady gaga and Rihana no dey wear shirt sometimes, just black cello-tape. So its your choice ma
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1 year
It’s very difficult to defend this. I wish it stopped at you cannot have a miscarriage. Jesus wept after seeing Lazarus’ 4 day old body. He wept not because he lacked faith but because he had compassion. I don’t think anyone is more Christian than Christ.
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I remember when I was pregnant with our first son, one day I saw blood flowing from me and when my husband returned home, I told him that I had a miscarriage. Boldly, and without any hesitation, he said, “You can’t have a miscarriage!”, and then asked to be served his meal.
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@BabyfaceAsassin @scarce_thoughts @the_Emloto A capital expenditure and asset with a recoverable amount. Let’s assume they consume 500 liters per day, multiplied by 730/ltr, times 365 days multiplied by 5 years (useful life of the inverters. You will be better off using the inverter
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@LegendEskimoBoy @didierdrogba @Chasingacup Or they play for Liverpool and he is their coach
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@CFCLefty @CFCMod_ And if it isn’t in english? Are you wise?
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@AdelekeIbrahym @damidenola He posted it with his hand. His career has done enough harm. It should end
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@ShoeGuyOtis @UmeloPeculiar She acted as a child in home alone or baby’s day out?
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@Emperor_Damy @chi_mobii Women blaming women😂
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2 years
@Dennisumukoro1 @realchristabel Just wondering when stealing someone’s fiancé became a crime or civil wrong. From where it stands the boss can easily sue her for defamation. Except she is taking her boss to court for wrongful termination. In which case she cn conjure up a list of things she did wrong at her job
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@OgedTobi How to handle fame 😂
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2 years
@iamoscar008 @oduwe_ugo @Letter_to_Jack Simply put, it will try every padlock even after finding the one. Na why e dey come with side effects. Ans its also why you should stick to the dosage else other parts will be affected
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@eroticsenzation @__Omoissy @SPARNigeria Life no even hard like this. Let us be calming down
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2 years
@specialist900 @Just__Halal I no even know say car they get manual. Them don use Tokunbo car swear for us for this country
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3 years
@Aqualady6666 He is handsome, funny, caring, has a good D an dm a sweet mouth. But you don’t want other women to benefit from it too. Women need to start supporting women
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@Tulip_tee @itschargiee @Postsubman The jaw isn’t expected to move
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@ForeignTosin @big_klaw Lmao. The engine oil
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@iLatif_ Lmao... You've been playing relegation threatened team and you believe you are world class
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@DeKINGKUDOS @Liloaderogba You will just be embarassing yourself and not my gender
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@agbawoxxx @jaymo_ke @CFCMod_ I am just as shocked as you
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@KesseScott @Brianwax22 @CFCMod_ They can’t hide the hatred.
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@oloye__ If dangote owned majority shares in IVM, most govt officials today will be using IVM. It’s the government patronage he enjoys. He doesn’t go into industry to change anything. Just copy cat and government patronage.
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@Harri_obi This long thread cos he complained about child abuse
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@Moex82353665 @DemoOfUK @akinalabi So presidency based on “ emi lo kan” don’t you learn at all?
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@MicOn202 this man just gave himself away to NDLEA. is there no one advising him or something
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@seyedele If I wan chop turkey prosecutor nko 😭
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@CFCDUBois @ChelseaFC How did you get blocked by your own club 😂
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@Nobsdaslushhkid Bro. We where all catching cruise initially. But this? Man is a bloody liar
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@SirAbelOfficial @Deshysmalls @Laarrgee You deserve the 30k man. Since that's what your government owes you. With 30k who needs good governance. Who needs the vp to call out the atrocities going on under his nose.
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@fmstphn @4eyedmonk The supermarket is a very busy place. And from the look of things, also a very large place. Children are allowed to come in and buy goods. All of a sudden you guys become experts of “should haves” and “could haves”. An unfortunate event happened. A destructive child passed by.
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@imomicah @LivingInMy30sss Valuation mathematics
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A picture of you as an undergraduate vs A picture of you now.
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@mc_goodness @t_nemi @Avicii_Queen @tonyvodkaa Lmao... They won't listen they will be looking for Kiddawaya then come back to say men are scum
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@Entdaily001 @MBANZAPAULA @Thebrighto Embracing his title as lord baelish
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@chizom_ What’s all this rubbish
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1 year
I don’t know the genesis of the whole talk or anything. But with this statement, you guys will still come up to say men are intimidated by women’s success. You guys need to pick a struggle. Men be safe out there sha.
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Useless man tweeting all that nonsense on a phone Keke bought and the data plan she pays for every month. A kept hoe should keep quiet.
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@PrincessUkoko I didn’t dispute what you said. I am only justifying the reason it is so. Men are loved by their ability to provide, anything other than that “they are worthless” until that changes, women’s ability to absorb Shege with a man is still a valid metric for measuring true love
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@eskarseofficial @Naija_PR Davido- Yonda, dremo, bred, sina rambo, danagod, mayd, Idowest. Wizkid. LMAO, fucking nobody Don jazzy- Dija, Korede bello. my point is, you may have the good platform you need and still not succeed, that is not on Olamide, man gives his best, but no one will spoon feed you
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@kunaiposting @PopBase Except he wasn’t planning to pull out
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@Postsubman The likes of wizkid, Burnaboy and Davido must be chasing nightmares cos what is this excuse?
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@EditiEffiong Nothing was said about the audit fee. I want to know the kind of incentive that was given to the auditors to accept a high risk audit like this.
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@ObongRoviel So Eric couldn't even win a carton of indomie
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@Deshysmalls @Laarrgee To think there was a time I prayed for religious leaders to come into power.
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@kayziewest @ObaCasper_ When last u check ranking. After Harvard na covenant
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@AfoafoE @AyeniHannah6 It’s really unacceptable, very inappropriate. It’s “I am 19 and he is 79”
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@morenorapid @smitten002 @OfficiallyEzaad @Alain_hm28 @didierdrogba In other parts of the world, the word little means little
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1 year
In that their generation, no one comes close to psquare. These ones na their albums dey hit, not one or two songs
@Drwhales_
Wale •🦉
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PSquare >>>>> 2Face and its not close.
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@MsFoyin @mainastephen6 remember Cusas that year. Them ask me what will I do if I was in a room alone with a female friend what will I do. I told them I will wake her up to pray 😂. Adetola for BFN leave him interview dey laugh my own. I was saying it with a very straight face
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@jerkchris22 This is CMS now. She was joking obviously
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@ChrissieJide June 11. Na only me and Tems, but she no Dey reply dm
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@Funmiscute @ETUKMMA Lmao, Just say igbo men, nobody will beat you
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@Chris65752152 @DeborahBoma @_Loriiro You Dey behave like that guy wey dey masturbate for public
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@Komilothbrokk @Olamide0fficial I am sorry, but Jamie might be the low budget one here
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@agyemangattafua @only1nielo Let me spoil it for you. So the guy joined a broker firm left the firm, started his firm. The he was bitten by a were wolf. Became a wolf. Then he started killing his competitors living on wall street and stole their portfolio and became very rich. You're welcome 🤗
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@Mr_Jibzz The way u guys talk about fabrizios miss is always funny. Chelsea themselves did a U-turn he was already there doing medical and we opt for Lavia and caicedo
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@Letter_to_Jack @Mr_Jibzz @ChelseaFC What a blessing to Chelsea football club 🥳🥳🥳. May she live long and be prosperous
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2 years
@nazomIroanyanwu Lol, i no collect offense form but them give everybody for my hall letter of warning. Its neither by your power or might.
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@chemicalbrodar Funny how the reason will be clear to you after two weeks of dating. At this point you will realize that you are just like the other guys you condemned
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3 years
@Cann__03 😑😑😑. I think before going into a relationship, that talk of “what happens if she gets pregnant “ should always come up. I understand that it’s is your body. Plix don’t abort my child. Thank you!
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@Mikeadesh But shey this girls no dey get family ni??
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@OluwaSnowMan lmao. i almost missed the sarcasm
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2 years
@Anasmatix @cuppymusic @iam_diebere I have seen too many Yoruba and Hausa people campaign on this space and outside for peter Obi. Same for others. Its not a bitter truth, and truths don’t have to be bitter. stop generalizing. Its irritating.
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@mozschino @dara_mfon Always apply to new jobs, you may choose not to take it but with options come power. Having some set of individuals play God over your career progression isn’t it at all.
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@iam_thowbie Borrow like 7-10 million extra to japa. Unless I have a good paying job in Nigeria. I have seen this money enter people’s account and despite their prudence, the money evaporated. If you buy car you will service and fuel it. Build a house?? Lmao, in ewekoro or where?
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3 years
@jasminee_cr Actually saying it in jokes means it has ended there for me. Jealousy is an emotion. Dwelling too much on it is the danger
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@Pikinstilldey Won’t be difficult at all to find where the Addams live
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@OlaTishe @Djsuitandtie @_estherlauren He only asked wjo took the picture
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3 years
@AfcBxn @lap_utd @Alexdoni124 @UncleMatic31 @danielogoun7 This is a thing managers go through. Everybody just assumes the tactics are not right. Handling actual humans with a lot of egos who probably earn more than you do is not easy
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@Merita_baby @The9jatowncrier The husband was literally speaking Igbo. I am sorry but your head is not correct
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@BishopPayn No mind am. He thinks he is still in secondary school
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2 years
@El_badstuber @AfamDeluxo Them really lose focus. Their head no correct at all
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4 years
@ProfOsinbajo This is not the Nigeria you promised us. To think we voted you in because you are a man of God. Look around you. Are you proud of what's happening. Even if your powers are limited, why are you not speaking up.
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4 years
@TzOlawale Men go through legit hustle, no hand out. But once a lady makes an attempt there is favour at every corner. They won't talk about this
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9 months
@Ikechimanuel @Ezu_nig You are basically saying since your reference is doing it then the man people don’t like is right to do it. Anyhow you like spin it. What you did was justify flogging during deliverance. You are free to retract your statement but that statement clearly justifies it
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@_kayode__ I swear. I used to know a self proclaimed student pastor. Baba just dey carry F left and right dey host night vigil for exam period 😂
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