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Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined March 2011
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 months
Thank God I chose Messi, I know greatness when I see it😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Happy birthday to me. 30 is a vibe 😊
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@t_nemi
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5 years
This excuse wasn’t acceptable for Messi when he carried Argentina to a World Cup final and lost so we will not accept it for Cristina
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
If someone is persistently chasing your partner, it’s up to your partner to shut them down. Anything that happens is cos he/she wanted & allowed it.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
Na yahoo boys cause this thing. Throwing money around that they didn’t work for. That’s why when your bf gives you 50k for the month you’ll be squeezing face. Meanwhile that’s half his salary for the month at Union bank.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
200k is too small but everyday we keep seeing wishlists on the TL. If e too sure for you why are you begging strangers for gifts on the internet?
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
I ditched regular use of makeup and my skin is definitely better for it
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@t_nemi
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3 years
It’s my birthday. Happy 32nd Tubo😊
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
Nigeria is fucking hard. Every dime earned is something. Earn it first before making noise.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Happy birthday to me. #29andfabulous
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@t_nemi
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3 years
A generation that refuses to take responsibility for their choices and actions.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 months
Guess who’s gonna retire with much more international trophies after being bantered, undermined, mocked and discredited for years. The race is not to the swift…
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
Messi FC has been on a roll since Sunday. No breathing space for propaganda FC. Love it so much 😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
The TL will explode if men start posting DM’s and texts of some of y’all ladies shamelesslsy begging for gifts and money. Anyway it’s Wednesday and I have things to do. Catch y’all later.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Someone disagrees with your opinion and you proceed to insult them. You’re not intelligent, you just lack basic manners and decorum sis.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
Messi’s face like “back to carrying this team, God hepp me”
@brfootball
B/R Football
4 years
La Liga players travelled to their clubs' facilities to undergo coronavirus tests today as they prepare to return to training
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@t_nemi
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6 years
Those of you that throw stuff out of your car windows and buses into the road are part of the problem in this country. Put it in your bag or hold on to it till you can dispose of it properly. Don’t be an animal.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Someone said he doesn’t cheat on his wife and will not do so. Another person is forcing him to accept the fact that he will cheat one day. Are you people insane?
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@t_nemi
Nemi
10 months
Ashley (278) is irritating. Such a selfish player and she got Trey eliminated #SquidGame
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
Did Puig sleep with Koeman’s wife because I don’t understand this.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Most Nigerian women have accepted that their husband will most likely cheat and that they will most likely tolerate it as long as he is discreet about it and still comes home to them. I cannot accept it. I will not accept it.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Hi there
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
A babe that isn’t financially handicapped, good looking, classy, well educated with international exposure and most importantly has sense. At least that’s my own definition
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
In my life I’ve never been as happy for someone as I was for Messi that night Argentina won the Copa America. I shed tears of joy.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
Lol, Barca can’t stress me again. Any day we win, I thank God, the day we lose, I face front. I’ve suffered enough heartache, no more.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
Can’t believe we just became parents. Feels surreal. Thank God for a successful birth😊
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Nemi
6 years
Lmao, on a day Nigeria is making me sad, Messi has brought me joy and you people said I shouldn’t support him over my country. LMAO
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
@Avicii_Queen @tonyvodkaa At least they didn’t send you to the spare room when the real girlfriend came over. I have seen terrible things. A sweet girl like me😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
Men are not wired to cheat. They do it brazenly because there are little to no consequences and more often than not, their partners will forgive them.
@Hauwa_L
Hauwa 🌟🌬
2 years
What’s the one hill you’re willing to die on?
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
Falz hasn’t openly called us cowards knowing he is also one has he?
@Jidrek
dablin jidrek
4 years
I think only burna boy shouldn't be dragged out for this. What about falz?
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Messi FC won this year. I’m so proud of us. A true family❤️
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@t_nemi
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6 years
Tbh I just want to see Messi succeed in everything. The man has brought me so much joy. I will proudly support him all the way.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
@tkb417 Real estate in Nigeria is a complete joke. Mediocre buildings with cheap furniture and low quality finishings bearing terribly inflated price tags. Ridiculous.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Messi sharing these assists like party packs 😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
For a broke person I spend quite a lot.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
Can’t take most of y’all seriously cos you support bad behavior when it’s from a crew member.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Messi is on his own, minding his business, busy playing football but people are dragging him up and down the place. First Pele, now it’s Christina with the 6 pack. Obsessed lot.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
No other sporting event aside the FIFA World Cup is bigger than the Olympics.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Funny how we’ve had 3 top EPL teams in this UCL and decimated them all. Yet Messi should come and prove himself there.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Your employer will be flexing abroad with his family meanwhile he hasn’t paid his staff their 20k, 30k, 50k salary. It’s wickedness and some of you here are doing it too.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Good morning to all FC Barcelona fans. We feasting good. The rest of you can get yours from your unworthy peasant clubs🤷🏻‍♀️
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
Happy birthday to me, 33 baby🙂 Argentina please come through for me with a big ass win today🙏
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Nemi
5 years
Your 20k Hermès slippers and 30k Gucci bag (all knock offs) do not qualify you as a premium babe o. Take note.
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Nemi
5 years
3rd treble still in play, Messi’s 6th Ballon d’or still in play. Barcelona fans worldwide are feasting good
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
Either way, Atiku or Tinubu, it’s back to the trenches for another 8 years. Unless you guys reject these evil men by massively voting Labour Party.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
Realistically Barca isn’t winning any trophy this season but somehow I’m still holding out hope. Tomorrow will determine a lot.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
@a__vanita Breastfeeding for the first few days was hell. Nipple tears, back pain that never goes away, pelvic pain, memory loss, the list is endless. I know my body well and since giving birth, it’s not the same.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
9 years
Let me join the #UpgradeChallenge upgradechallenge. Here goes 😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
This is the only famous person I truly love, stan so hard and admire. I want him to succeed in all endeavors. The day he retires from football, I know I’ll lose some interest in the sport.
@brfootball
B/R Football
5 years
😘💙
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5 years
Messi finished 5th last year but you didn’t see us crying and making daft excuses. We chested it and moved on. Please you people should do the same.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
11 months
The moment a married men starts talking to you and you know he’s married and you don’t set him straight immediately, I take it you’re not serious and you actually will consider fucking him if he meets all the conditions you have in your head.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 years
God knew which is why he said nah, I ain’t gon let that happen 😂
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BeksFCB
2 years
Omo, imagine what Banter Twitter would've done to me!
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@t_nemi
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2 months
“She’ll run 10.5” “She’ll break the OR” “She’ll break the WR”
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@t_nemi
Nemi
2 months
This propaganda will not fly. KNOW A LIE is not the fastest man alive. That title belongs to Usain Bolt until another man runs the 100m in 9.58 seconds. You people are trying to erase history before our very eyes but it won’t work.
@Josc_Roberson
Joscelyn
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GUYS!! I just met the fastest man alive!!! 😱😱 #Olympics #TeamUSA
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
What kind of blood oath does this government have with the police force that they cannot address our demands swiftly? #EndSARS
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
A babe
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
By all means crowd fund for whatever with your chest. Just don’t be whining us that it’s for business. Beg for gifts all you want, just don’t come and be broke shaming others and forming standards when you no reach.
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4 years
This SARS thing goes all the way to the top. You can’t tell me the IGP has no knowledge of all of this. The entire police force is corrupt.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Let Messi mistakenly win this B’Dor first. Y’all are gonna have to vacate this app.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Hi
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Just a soft reminder that Lionel Andres Messi Cuccittini won his 6th Ballon d’or on Monday night, further cementing his place as the greatest and best footballer of all time. The one, the only GOAT. Others na “I follow am for back”
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 months
@DfreshFresh1 Tears everyday. We chose wisely😁
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Nemi
5 years
@Kennedee_CH @Yemihazan Who was the man of the tournament?
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Nemi
6 years
At least inside Messi’s shadow he was still seeing small sun, now it’s total darkness. Hot tears
@BarcaUniversal
Barça Universal
6 years
Neymar received 0 votes for FIFA’s ‘The Best’ award. The ex-Barça player left Barça to escape Messi’s shadow but did not get any votes from coaches, journalists, and captains. [sport]
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@t_nemi
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6 years
Messi amd Suarez need to leave their best friend behavior off the pitch abeg. Instead of them to shoot, they’ll be looking for each other to pass ball to for every damn play. It’s now annoying.
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Nemi
4 years
Whether the fees was $21k or $20, skipping crucial exams deserves a slap or two.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Messi shouldn’t play against Atletico this weekend. That game is inconsequential IMO. I need him 200% fresh and ready to destroy United come Wednesday. OT will burn with the wrath of Leo.
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5 years
Barca babes >>>>>> any other fan base. We fine die 😍
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5 years
If we mistakenly win a 3rd treble, you guys may have to vacate twitter because we will scatter everywhere
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
Even after Leo retires, he should still be receiving monthly salary from Barcelona till he dies. The man is FC Barcelona
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@t_nemi
Nemi
4 years
First if all, what is a 14yr old doing on Snapchat?
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@t_nemi
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3 years
People who actually have money hardly engage in these yarns. It’s always these pay for my Uber people making noise from morning till night.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Nigerians idea of game night/party with games is to defile themselves sexually. That’s the only thing they can think about. Disgusting people. Every small thing, I dare you to press breast or fondle dick. Ghetto behavior.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
UCL night! Atletico Madrid, we are solidly behind you. Tonight we send the old lady to sleep.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Champion of men are trash, useless and should be avoided at all costs is still married to an actual trash man who oppresses his male and female workers with her help. You can’t make this shit up😂
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@t_nemi
Nemi
7 years
Imagine thinking Messi isn’t the GOAT. Well my brain is fully functional so I can’t relate.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
6 years
We like you Luka but make no mistake, you will be dragged to the ends of the earth and back if you say shit about Leo
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6 years
Real talk from @lukamodric10 💥
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5 years
On a more serious note, what’s not to like about Lionel Messi? Talent-yes Work ethic-yes Footballing ability-no one compares Personality-chilled guy, doesn’t brag, avoids the press, lives his life quietly with his Queen and their boys Why do people hate him?
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5 years
Lmao, Barca fans relationship with Suarez is so complicated. We love him one minute, the next minute we want him shipped off to China.
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Nemi
5 years
It seems Ole didn’t do wheel alignment
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Nemi
6 years
Twitter is such a drag now. If it’s not ass thread, its cleavage thread, dick print thread and whatever stupidity y’all get up to. Thank God for football twitter.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
@imela_elias Because he’s a focused on his appearance like a woman
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2 years
@amorgxn The products these cosmetic companies send to Africa are of the lowest quality. Africa is like a dumping ground for the worst of the worst.
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Nemi
5 years
Happy new year to all cules and members of Messi FC. 2020 is gonna be great and hopefully Valverde won’t ruin things for us.
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Nemi
3 years
@Rheeta_xo People that are mad. Do they understand the heartbreak we endure year after year, season after season?
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Nemi
4 years
Barca better buy Halaand if they know what’s good for them. Sell like 7 players and buy him.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
8 years on this app and no one has stained my white and will ever do so.
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Nemi
4 years
Wasted 4 years of his career carrying this team on his back and you have mind to open mouth and slander him.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
They said the IG live was doctored. It will never end well for all of them. Never ever.
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Nemi
3 years
Certain mischievous elements are using the insecurity situation in Lagos to advocate for bringing back SARS that terrorized, extorted, harassed and killed their fellow citizens. One day the wickedness you’re perpetuating will come to your doorstep.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
3 years
For sure the Copa win is def in my prayer points in church today. That trophy, we are lifting it.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
I’m actually marrying this man tomorrow😍❤️
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
As for cules still engaging in Messi/CR7 debates, you disappoint me. That shit ended on 2/12/19.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Good morning FC Barcelona fans. Trust we all had a blissful night😁. Go out there today as kings and queens and don’t let any unworthy commoners stain your white.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
10 months
Happy birthday to me. Hello 34🎉🎉🎉❤️
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Messi promised us the UCL. He didn’t stutter.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Wedding ready
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@t_nemi
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5 years
Double L
@DaflowAbioye
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5 years
Forget it. United, Gameover. I’m a Juventus Fan in the Champions league hence forth.
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@t_nemi
Nemi
5 years
Barcelona vs the whole world in a bit
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