IamFunmi @Funmiscute Twitter profile

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IamFunmi

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2 years

A big miracle just happened to me 😭😭😭. I escaped getting burnt about 5mins ago, more importantly, the gas stopped leaking and the fire went off when I screamed BLOOD OF JESUS.

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3 months

I saw foetus, fallopian tube, kidney, heart and ginger in this picture

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3 months

I made puff puff today

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4 years

Anyone interested in a low tuition school without IELTS requirement and would love Torrens University, Australia, should please DM for for the available courses and schedule of fees. They are Currently giving out 15% scholarship and its automatic not merit based.

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5 months

@TheSolape So she had to go tell her husband that too? Her eyes will peel and please don't take her back when she comes, let her husband cater for them

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1 year

I don't know what training this is but I like it 😂

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2 years

"Putting otapiapia in men's food isn't a call for murder, it's just poisoning the food so men wouldn't subject women to cooking".- Uloma, 2022.

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4 years

Why are Ondo people always typing "smile" when there's the damn emoji. 😭😭😭

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9 months

@JoyMart14 @dammiedammie35 Spinning ko, turnioniown ni

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10 months

@Wizarab10 Save his time biko, independent woman isonu. She put everything money and material first before love. Let the poor man go before you remind him you earn more than him every 5 market days

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2 years

Happy Birthday to me 🥳🥳🥳

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9 months

@khanofkhans11_ Poor woman and son were on their own oh. Like if not for evil guts, how do you take a child from his mother in disguise to make him better just to maltreat and leave him in a terrible state.

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2 years

Another Pali added to the other palis 😁

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IamFunmi

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2 years

It's a unique opportunity to mark another birthday living, in good health & happiness. I'm hoping that in this new year, my Joy will be full. I pray that God blesses me with all of the Earth's riches, allows me to shine as bright as the sun & orders my steps like never before. 🥳

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1 year

@__Haryor The wrongest* way ever. Your vegetables needs steaming not that long cooking, the oil needs to be cooked too except you're using a very good one. That egusi will purge someone

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2 months

@Godwaynefaith_ Rinu is also Yoruba and Danny travelled Miles to see her. They should keep hating on themselves for meaningless reasons. The real ones don't do Tribal BS

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4 years

@HazelStones Buy him some Igbo print attires, a red cap with feather, wrist/neck beads and a staff. Please call us for coronation.

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9 months

@temisrael007 Your parents would be wondering whom they offended that decided to punish them with a child like you 😂

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4 years

@smokyofficial_ @followlasg @jidesanwoolu The road is looking Takeaway.

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2 years

Who washes garri to make eba fgs or makes it this way 🤦🏽‍♀️

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4 years

My Phenomenal Creator, you make every day of my life so wonderfully beautiful, as only You can! Without Your divine love and blessings, I’d be absolutely nothing. May nothing ever separate me from Your love and favor. Happy birthday to me 🥳🎉💐!

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2 years

@Folashewa14 But you were silent when another woman used similar word on fellow women days ago 😂.

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3 years

@under10kshopp She's comfortable with it, she's happy with it, she's not getting married for people too. The white gown and church wedding is a foreign thing. The best part of it is having a blissful and godlike home

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9 months

@Elkrosmediahub For a man to repeatedly say his was being bullied, used every means and opportunity to say it and reported to the NPF, Omo whatever they said they did, they did it and more. GWPT

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10 months

@kpumpin0007 Even outside the country? What market did he buy from them gangan, it's totally unfair

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4 years

I can't believe I waited 20years for this day 😮😮😮, I've never been the age before so forgive me if I misbehave 🤩🤩🤩. 20-lici💋us on the 20th in 2020 🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️🚶🏽‍♀️

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3 years

Someone got angry that his rich uncle neither showed up for his wedding nor sent money. Uncle came later, apologized, gave mans a car gift, 4m and said his reason for not sending the money earlier was because he knew mans was gonna spend the money on the wedding and that was apt.

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10 months

In this new chapter of my life, I promise to cherish myself, follow my dreams, and create a life that brings me joy. I'm ready to live, learn, laugh and love. I'm glad to be here today so Birthday Blessings fall on me 🎉💜🎉💜🎉💜🎉

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4 years

An elderly man collapsed in my arms on the ATM queue this noon while everyone shifted cos they were scared of what I don't know. Just one person assisted me to carry him to a safe place while I checked him and try to make him properly conscious.

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4 years

@OtunbaCoff @TheDilichi Ok accepted but why do you like stress?

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3 years

@TheTawah_ I'm sure your friend isn't on Twitter else he'd know that N2.5m is chicken change. We all have money here 😹😹😹

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9 months

@PureMinD__ Omo, I just learnt one can actually check the record themselves and people who don't know will be begging and trying to bail their way out. They'd initially be confused if their eyes or brain tricked them into seeing green

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9 months

@maxvayshia The wolf of the family is what you are 🤣.

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4 years

Bone Straight or Straight Bone 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

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4 years

@Real_jaeflex @digitonkeys @sonia_bankz Still the dogs 🤷🏽‍♀️

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5 years

@JawnTeee @Misterkobz It's always been in existence for long. It's called a Medical illustration and not a photoshoot 😂😂😂

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4 years

I can't be the only one who does this margarine and sardine mix. 😋😋😋. Great for bread spread, greater for toasts.

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3 years

@Thebluehawk0 @harophiat Read am finish na

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2 years

@aproko_doctor It's fasting sir. I do 3days without food and water and I'm completely normal. My body understands and will cooperate

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1 month

@_DebbieOA You nicknamed her YomYom ke? She will be a good cook oh, she will sometimes attempt to burn the kitchen too while cooking 🤣

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3 years

@SamuelOtigba @mverickbushrose Don't use teeth on my clits please 😩, don't hang my legs for too long, don't cum before I cum 😒, do small small dey choke person abeg, no dey slap my bress, I didn't sub for BDSM, don't try to end my life in the process of a face fuck

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2 months

@ps_wears This is exactly my brother's story but in his own case, wife and mother are aware and have been tossing him around to help their son and husband make payments.

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IamFunmi

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2 years

@Sisi_Zee Depends oh. I've visited someone's mum and I didn't nothing, entered from the kitchen self while they were cutting veggies, tried to assist but they chased me away, food was ready & we all ate. They're one of the nicest family I've met.

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2 years

@Morris_Monye Please pay slip should be demanded too cos people take loans and demand it be deducted from their salaries. I knew someone whose basic salary in Abuja was close to 200k but loans made her get 5k monthly

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2 years

@SpecialBoee Everyone involved in this will never know peace. They can't escape God's wrath 💔

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IamFunmi

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1 month

25th on the 25th 🎉🎉🎉

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3 years

@MummyGOToluwani You piss for house abi you no piss?

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9 months

@dan1shmemon @sondesix Lies Phone was already broken on the side before you applied further pressure.

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8 months

@Tyek000n And then, there were plenty promos with the masses winning freebies

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7 months

@maxvayshia Yoruba Catholics are everywhere na

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7 months

@Anu_official That's the job some father's did and are still doing to put food on tables and train kids. Inasmuch as nobody would like their partner to be a slave for money/food, she definitely knew all those before choosing to settle so why complain?

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10 months

@TWELVES2112 @MercyE__ @Aqualady6666 That's why many of you are fooled. Yes, sodas should be limited or completely cut off but it doesn't make a working liver anything close to that video. That act in the video is called tenderization and sodas are used for that purpose, wine sometimes too.

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4 years

@aproko_doctor Permit me to add always urinate as soon as you feel pressed because the excess uric acid gradually forms crystals and some larger ones form the kidney stones

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@pmcafrica He was like you can't tell me what to do 😂

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4 years

@BiyiThePlug @heisTactic That's why she took herself out with her money. Wahala for who dey wait for man before she eats out

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9 months

@Mochievous If you don't have respect for your father and brothers, keep it to yourself and at home. Don't ever come here to talk this trash again

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4 years

SAKS officers of the @PoliceNG harrassed terribly me today on my way to Akure. They can be equated to kidnappers as they are always patrolling without uniforms and official vehicles. They searched our bags and were already searching our phones.

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@sagawuzy @oku_yungx Longest river is Mississippi river, I still sang the song now. If you say agriculture for the green, you're still correct

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2 years

@lollypeezle Aja ti ọ gbọ fere ode! I'm sorry but not everyone who bad things happens to should be pitied cos imagine the outcome of this now. She wants to use him to shine despite telling him to check on her, it's really unfair

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3 months

@lollypeezle Omo na wa oh, we're part of the problem for real

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4 years

@BashirAhmaad @burnaboy Isn't it Haram to listen to Burna's kind of songs? They didn't teach you too?

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4 years

Stop calling people ugly. Ugly doesn't exist. Someone that you find unattractive, is absolutely stunning to someone else.

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5 years

@SubDeliveryZone He'd have borrowed his friends flat in Lekki to please you and show off. Greedy ladies don't like a truthful person. He should divert his salary on rent Abi? That's how they'd use you for ritual Ewu Gambia

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9 months

@Morris_Monye So he's been active

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2 years

@OgbeniDipo It doesn't change the fact that we want APC voted out. Kindly come down to Nigeria to lecture here let's see if you won't say worse than ASUU, sure you'd be their spokes person. ASUU should increase the volume and make parents understand why it shouldn't be APC come 2023

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@lollypeezle When it comes to countering criminals, you'd never see them out in this numbers and armed, it's always on the unarmed citizens. That's where they get to flex the nonsense and dirty power they have

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5 years

@daniellmarvren Hello

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4 years

@Omonomose_ @innosonvehicles @DejiAcre So we should cut off legs too if anyone said he trekked to where he/she was allegedly raped? Haba now

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2 years

@Rujo_ @oluwasa10 She said despite the number of years as a sexual freelancer/hook-up/paid prostitution, she hasn't met Oxlade and where has he been. Complimented the size of his organ and praised his flexibility

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10 months

@LifeOfNapaul @Iyanya Oga go and try to know na.

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5 years

@iamvictor__ Hi. Don't like if you won't follow back

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10 months

The best LGBTQ video you'd ever come across

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4 years

@UnclePamilerin This is the kind of guest I like. Not those ones that would pretend they're still sleeping until you wake them up for breakfast.

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2 years

@NationGara @Elkrosmediahub No. You can decide to pimp your space after all you paid. Landlord will even be happy. Maintenance is the main thing.

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2 years

Apostle Johnson Suleiman said Women weren't created to be understood by men that was why God caused Adam to sleep 😂. Said they're the only specie that argues with God 😂

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4 years

@localblack_man @ajebutterthug 🥺🥺🥺😨 People need to learn the hard way. They think life starts and ends on Twitter. Nice one

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4 years

Fine girl like you can't be single. Okurr!!!

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11 months

@UgwunnaEjikem They must burn their Puma wears, deactivate their 1xbet account, never eat Munch It, close their WEMA accounts, switch from MTN, never drink Pepsi again, not use pampers or close up. I'd take them serious afterwards

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4 years

@therealdaddymo1 @Giftama_ Really fetish . Are those women too in their right senses cos I doubt

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3 years

@Lifematician That was low of the girl waiting for an hour and still entering your house

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4 years

@motaraaaa 😌🙃🌹✌🏽🤷🏽‍♀️

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3 years

@akinwaleganglin @GovAyoFayose Please what kind of outfit shows inhumanity?

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1 year

I was on my own when Jumia decided to phone shame me oh 😩😩😩

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10 months

@ThaBoyYom And the mum is laughing 😩. At her age, she already knows what love, break-up and men fighting for a girl is. Timba fun omo na ni Igbaju, love ma fo daanu

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5 years

@daniellmarvren please y'all follow back

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2 years

This is me declaring to run for the post of the Governor of Ogun or Ondo State. I know they're likely not to give me a ticket as the Minister of FCT, e come tough oh, I'd represent Ikenne/Shagamu/Remo North in the Senate. Manifesto to come later ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽 #NotTooYoungToRun

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7 months

@trending_medic "This isn't whom we voted, something must be wrong somewhere"

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4 years

My God is Awesome!☺️

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2 years

@mukhtar_usman No this isn't it, you don't like him for his act is completely different from saying someone is tasteless for finding him attractive. He's great looking in the books of others and why should a married woman send nudes and still sub the person? What's bad is bad biko

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10 months

@Wizarab10 Many of your followers needs deliverance

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2 years

@alexlobaloba ❤️

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2 years

@Grace_undiluted @vhic_tore Doesn't make sense, I agree he was tired but since he wasn't driving, they could use the Uber together to go get food when he understands how his estate is. Then his nonchalancy of not making food available too is bad. He's simply careless

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5 years

@kesharpfansgain Hey

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2 years

@dasnlives @_Oroboghene You know you can always look away, not to come and reply my RT

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3 years

@okonjithelma Just like my neighbor connected me to his gen for the sake of charging and another neighbor tapped from me without us knowing. We only got to know when the idiot plugged and iron which caused a surge in the whole house. People are wicked

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3 years

@ellanxo_ Then one part of Twitter will start advising ladies to marry early so they can give birth in time and have enough time to raise them kids. People whose parents birthed them early too will come out feeling like heros 😂🤣

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3 years

@dammiedammie35 Sorry I've never called my husband for such. I don't play with dashboard indicators and if otherwise, I check battery, engine and electricals, do what I can and if it doesn't work, I call the mechanic. My husband only gets the gist when I'm home

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5 years

@iamvictor__ Hello

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4 years

Only God knows exactly what could have caused this explosion. It was terrifying from Oba-ile. FUTA Geology and Meteorology Climate Science students please you can help call your HOD to help out. #AkureHowFar

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@ryniesaurus I just don't get it too. He called her mummy growing up, he should have dropped that name called mummy and always say skkssss, wos, alaye or iyalaya wan when he wants to call her. Like I should plank you 2 by 2

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