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Returned to #Sekiro after months. This guy is still the best designed enemy in all of souls. -deflects and does mix-ups -all 3 kinds of perilous attacks -recovers posture on passive play -stands stoically in a burning battlefield littered with corpses of his enemies PERFECTION!
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Today I realized why Torrent is deathly scared of the Abyssal Woods. It's because the frenzied flame can permanently kill him:
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PSA: the winter lanterns in abyssal woods are certainly not untouchable, and combat is definitely an option. All you need to do is parry them once.
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Imagine being parryable
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@Ziostorm1 Can’t wait for the hour long Vaatividya video analysing how the chair smells and how it expands upon the carians’ history and lore.
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@pyrokinesis96 Gotta love how some tarnished despise Ranni for killing Godwyn when we kill like 8 demigods ourselves. The hypocrisy.
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@ManusCeles >Marika model >left half of the upper body missing >both feet perfectly intact >Miyazaki moment
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@Uirusu_chan >enters Land of Shadow >heavy armor + max upgraded weapon >sees some naked guy in a forest nearby >“This is gonna be easy” >YOU DIED >“Was that the fuckin Wolverine?!”
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PSA: THEY DON’T RESPAWN AFTER RESTING AT A BONFIRE !!!
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@haligtreeOracle For every hit you take the boss heals back to full hp. Make him inflict terror upon hit and guards as well while you’re at it.
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@GinoMachino Dodging had always been overrated..
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@satsustrive Wait I thought this manga was on a break because the artist wanted to play the DLC? Is a new vol out?
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Wait what one of them dropped a talisman!
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@Kroniklis Got you with the Elden Fart
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@gemahtreeuhh Meanwhile this dude is taking the most satisfying dump of his life:
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@haligtreeOracle To everyone advising "don't get spotted", you are all WRONG. You need to get spotted once. After that, just press L2.
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PSA: the winter lanterns in abyssal woods are certainly not untouchable, and combat is definitely an option. All you need to do is parry them once.
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@haligtreeOracle The fact that you get no additional dialogue/cutscene with Malenia after finishing the DLC is BEYOND DISAPPOINTING. Even the final boss doesn’t have any dialogue once the battle is over. What an absolute letdown.
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@OroboroTV The children yearn for Sekiro
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@All_Lee24 Ngl you have my undying respect for sticking with the bow build. Let this be a lesson to everyone: never let anyone convince you that your build is bad, even if they’re right.
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@gemahtreeuhh @LadyRanni Peaceful area. You can’t attack NPCs there. Eg. Roundtable hold, Godrick’s throne, Volcano manor room.
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@haligtreeOracle These are the REAL larval tears. The ones you find in the base game are imitations, just like Silver Tears in Nokron are imitations of real people.
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@windmilldaxter @haligtreeOracle You know what Fromsoft has also never done? Make a game and a DLC of this scale.
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@_7albi Dude’s got no meat on the bones:
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@Yazkhan235 Spiralhorn shield. Boosts all status effect resistances as a passive.
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@notsakku You want another copy-pasted “Ancient Dragon Ballsax” boss fight in that area or what?
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@gemahtreeuhh Yeah, some thralls on 4chan leaked DLC images, including but not limited to the one below:
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@sekirodubi She does have a death voiceline. Something like “Aauuuugghhhh….*dies*”
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@Uirusu_chan Now wait a goddamn minute….I know that site of grace…. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!
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@SlowEstus Radahn's "double swipe into cross-slash" move is the number 1 for me. It's not consistently dodgeable without the use of special items like deflect tear or backstep talisman. Waterfowl is just unintuitive to figure out, but once you do, it's a piece of cake to dodge.
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yo @ManusCeles did you know this?
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I just realised how perfectly I ended this bossfight. How perfectly aligned everything is in this moment, Radahn holding his hand to the sky, trying to cling to life, Miquella looking down in grief at his fallen consort and the Scadutree in perfect center of the view.
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@Starbind_S “Please Marika don’t shove me into the dark place again…”
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@ManusCeles Fromsoft continuing the tradition of making cool looking weapons absolute dogwater in game.
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@haligtreeOracle Are you telling me you’re a “bow build” but you’ve never gone for those crisp headshots?
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@CharaSoon “Bear…seek…seek…lest”
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@DevotionOath
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THE IRON UPON MINE FORM SO THICK NOTHING MIGHT HARM ME….. EXCEPT FOR A POINTED SPEAR OF WORDS PERHAPS… OR IF I SKIP MY MEDS. BUT NOTHING ELSE MIGHT HARM ME
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@BandaiNamcoUS “THREE: fear is absolute! There is no shame in losing a battle, but you must take revenge by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!”
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THE TREES ARE MADE OF PEOPLE AAAAHHHH!
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@All_Lee24 I hope you didn’t see the leak about Glaive Master Hodir being the final boss.
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@haligtreeOracle >controversial opinion >99% of the playerbase agrees Kekw
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@JOWAN_JW Ignore all the warnings signs. Just charge in headfirst with a parry shield.
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PSA: the winter lanterns in abyssal woods are certainly not untouchable, and combat is definitely an option. All you need to do is parry them once.
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@Kroniklis Mages need to pull off shit like this while melee builds are just casually roll catch poking him evertime he tries to use a spell.
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@_saint_riot_ See now this is why Consort Radahn enters p2 at 70%. All our own fault for scripting him in Caelid.
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@All_Lee24 Oh come on he’s not actually purple it’s just the scarlet rot.
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@haligtreeOracle Seek catacomb, but be wary of explosion.
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@AncestralMaiden Boosts AR when madness procs on you or someone around you. Basically like black dumpling helm. Seems to be around 20% damage boost.
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@IvyJinna Why do they look so…NERVOUS?
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@haligtreeOracle Why obtaining gear still requiresfarming in these games… I do not understand.
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@MrStarscourge That’s not how a broken roller looks like. This man didn’t BREAK his roller, he methodically dismantled that shit. That’s how angry he was.
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You see this guy across the hallway. What you do?
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@xIngenue For anyone wondering, some 4chan users leaked some images, including but not limited limited to the one below:
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@Dansgaming This man is the single greatest NPC in the DLC. Please complete his quesline.
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@TsuboiKlein DLC is an easy 10/10 on all aspects EXCEPT the final boss. Just an unfun to learn, unfun to fight boss.
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@GlntSrcrrSellen EXACTLY! Draw Rellana as a TOP not a bottom! What?
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@Fightincowboy The anti-dragon great katana should have been in the base game. Makes the otherwise ‘meh’ dragon fights SOOOO MUCH FUN! Now you can face them head on (literally) and Bayle is an easy S-tier boss for me, right alongside Midir.
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@SlowEstus If you think bloodborne has incredible build variety, wait till you try Sekiro.
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The best solution in is to replace one’s disability with pure fucking hatred
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If the only "solution" you can think for disabilities in a fantasy world is curing them, you are boring and lack imagination.
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@JOWAN_JW He had to flee
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@All_Lee24 I wish they would change spirit summons’s behaviour for certain bosses: -Mohg and Morgott immediately go into phase 2 if you summon omenkiller Rollo -Finlay will turn red-eyed and attack the player if summoned in the haligtree.
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@breebunn Trina: “Miquella look this place is so pretty! Blue flowers, cute worms, the open sea!” Miquella:
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@omochi_anko3 Here ya go, for anyone wondering:
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PSA: the winter lanterns in abyssal woods are certainly not untouchable, and combat is definitely an option. All you need to do is parry them once.
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@OnlyWaifu PvPers when you tell them Fromsoft doesn’t give a shit about PvP:
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@skumnut Is there a reason for nerfing bf/dd for the DLC other than simply for difficulty’s sake? SotE is great but man, I feel like many of the dev choices just feel like artificial difficulty.
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@DevotionOath I struggled with this enemy too until I realised I could just punish their R1 spam flurry with a parry.
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@DevotionOath Yeah but can thee take them all IN A FIGHT?
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@IvyJinna I’d just give the good Hunter my prosthetic arm for his heroic deeds.
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@GinoMachino Aww hell nah. Gayass in A and Romina in D? What is the criteria here? And how is Radahn in B with that holy diarrhoea of a P2.
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@GinoMachino This bossfight is a punishment for not completing NPC quests properly. You can turn this into a 4v2 in YOUR advantage simply by sabotaging all of Leda’s friendships.
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@All_Lee24 Here’s a character that I think you’ll look great cosplaying: Shume Masaji Oniwa of the Seven Spears of Ashina
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@MrStarscourge Yeah, we could see that in the trailer.
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@skumnut True. They could have made the percentage damage scale with the fth scaling of your seals, just like healing spells do, but they really said “no fuck you use bleed and rot like a normal person”
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@EldenRingMedia Morgott realising everyone is gonna be using his great rune in the DLC:
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Just no-hit commander Gayass and I'm 100% sure the only way to no-hit this mf is to sekiro-deflect his boar charge instead of trying to dodge it. A successful deflect gives you knock-back i-frames that keep you safe from the pig's butt's hitbox.
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@gemahtreeuhh That’s just the devs trolling ya. This bell gives you better item drop rates from enemies. Very helpful on new game. Go ahead and ring it. You even get to have a pet pocket demon.
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@dovahcaine @m0biuzz Yes, but VERY well hidden somewhere in Belurat/Enir Ilim (that much is obvious from the picture)
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@OroboroTV I love unavoidable buggy attacks in PvP 🥰
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@Is_Kyos The black knives sure didn’t.
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@haligtreeOracle Seek scarlet rot, But Be wary of bug
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@Yatozaa Is that Genichiro?
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@CharaSoon Ever since I discovered the Deflect Hardtear I have been permanently hard while playing the game.
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@ManusCeles Could not save his twin. Could not save his tree. Could not save his dreams. Could not save his other self. Could not save himself in the end. “To abandon oneself in search of strength, how tragic…” -Isshin Ashina
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Back in my day, we used to have actually competent gunmen:
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@haligtreeOracle Malenia in the base game >responsible for the greatest battle of the shattering >nukes Caelid, gives everyone super cancer >refuses to die to said super cancer using pure fucking willpower >does not truly die after the bossfight >everybody expects her to be involved in the DLC
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@pyrokinesis96 No, Eve from Wall-E
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@All_Lee24 Relax guys, it’s her monthly Radagon phase
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@dificult_hunter @De_rVert Soul of Cinder all over again.
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@cmhnd35 @ELDENRING Hey man, a guy on reddit posted a possible solution other that the copy-pasted “verify game files” one. Apparently it has to do with the steam family sharing beta:
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“My loyal blade…and champion of the festival…both your deeds will ever be praised in song” WHAT IF HE’S TALKING TO BOTH MALENIA AND US, STANDING SIDE BY SIDE? ALTERNATE NON-TRAGIC ENDING IF WE COMPLETE THE DLC?
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ELDEN RING
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Witness the birth of a God. The coming of a Lord. And follies better left forgotten. In that forsaken place, blood must spill. #ELDENRING Shadow of the Erdtree launches June 21, 2024. Pre-order ELDEN RING Shadow of the Erdtree:
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@gemahtreeuhh TIL consoles get VC in Elden Ring. Why isn’t this feature added to PC.. nvm stupid question *CSGO VC flashbacks*
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@ZullieTheWitch If the word “SHOO!” was a torch
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@pyrokinesis96 So many headcanoners in the replies. And yet nobody understands the point that -Ranni is a killer -We are a killer -the demigods are killers -Marika was a killer -the golden order were killers And nobody here has the right to judge anyone else, because we’re all pieces of shit.
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@MrStarscourge You can’t just displace native wildlife from their natural habitat in the name of “development” dude.
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